Exceptionally Preserved 2,600-Year-Old Brain Found 167
TrueSatan writes with this quote from Discovery News:
"A human skull dated to about 2,684 years ago with an 'exceptionally preserved' human brain still inside of it was recently discovered in a waterlogged U.K. pit, according to a new Journal of Archaeological Science study. The brain is the oldest known intact human brain from Europe and Asia, according to the authors, who also believe it's one of the best-preserved ancient brains in the world (PDF). 'The early Iron Age skull belonged to a man, probably in his thirties,' according to lead author Sonia O'Connor. 'Cause of death is rarely possible to determine in archaeological remains, but in this case, damage to the neck vertebrae is consistent with a hanging.'"
Intact human brain? (Score:5, Funny)
"The brain is the oldest known intact human brain from Europe and Asia" – So I take it the brain still works?
Re:Intact human brain? (Score:5, Funny)
Quick, someone send it to the Houses of Parliament! An intact brain there will revolutionise our system of government!
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Quick, someone send it to the Houses of Parliament! An intact brain there will revolutionise our system of government!
Unfortunately, it appears that the brain was removed from the skull in several large pieces.
Re:Intact human brain? (Score:5, Interesting)
Suppose we were to hit this old intact brain with a jolt of electricity - would it feel it? Would it be conscious at some level for a brief moment but completely unable to inform us? Would it suffer a brief horrible dream? It makes me feel like I want to have my brain completely obliterated somehow when I die so I can be sure there is nothing left that is capable of suffering.
Re:Intact human brain? (Score:5, Interesting)
The brain being intact at a gross level doesn't mean that it's intact at a cellular level...so I doubt the network topology of the brain is still in place. Besides, the brain has state which decays without active maintenance, so network topology alone is not sufficient.
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You clearly have never seen Return of the Living Dead. Just destroying the brain is not enough. You must ether be cremated or at least have an ample supply of brains to eat, otherwise you will be driven mad by the pain of your own flesh rotting.
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None. After the brain is deprived of oxygen for a few minutes the cells die. Neurons have the highest cellular metabolic rate, among those the retina has the very very highest (you'll go blind before you go brain dead from general oxygen deprivation to the brain, or from sugar deprivation such as low sugar for a diabetic). The synapses of your brain won't fire without energy, so deprive them of that energy (sugar and oxygen) and they stop firing, thus you stop thinking. Low levels will cause your though
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On a side note, one wonders how long could one keep a guillotined head alive if it were immediately connected to a blood supply (heart lung machine).
Re:Intact human brain? (Score:5, Informative)
>>>Suppose we were to hit this old intact brain with a jolt of electricity - would it feel it? Would it be conscious at some level for a brief moment but completely unable to inform us?
The neurons disconnect from one another when they die. When you hold a dead brain, you are holding a blank slate. Which is why freezing people after they die is pointless. Even if you could revive the body, the brain has nothing in it. (No memory; the person would be a vegetable.)
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In general, when someone is declared dead, their individual cells are still alive. The problem is tthat they will self destruct as soon as sufficient oxygen is made available (reperfusion).
I suppose the idea is to freeze the person during that window and hope that in the future we figure out how to solve the reperfusion problem, thaw tissue without causing cellular damage, and won't mind having a bunch of extra people nobody knows with no relevant skills hanging around. That last bvit seems to be a bit of a
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how much a brain works after it is dead
It doesn't.
We don't really understand consciousness so we don't know how much of the brain is responsible for it
All of it.
Suppose we were to hit this old intact brain with a jolt of electricity - would it feel it?
Yes. The same way a rock feels the chisel splitting it. As long as you define "feel" as "is affected by".
Would it be conscious at some level for a brief moment but completely unable to inform us?
No.
Would it suffer a brief horrible dream?
No. The patterns, structure, and chemical reactions required for processing dreams no longer exist
It makes me feel like I want to have my brain completely obliterated somehow when I die so I can be sure there is nothing left that is capable of suffering
Rest easy friend, the meatspace is all there is. And even when you're alive and functioning, there's no suffering with structural damage to the brain. You're diminished, sure, and can be a vegestable afterwards. But pain is a tool of the system. It isn't applied when mucking about wit
Re:Intact human brain? (Score:5, Funny)
"The brain is the oldest known intact human brain from Europe and Asia" – So I take it the brain still works?
The card reads Abby Normal. Should be OK, what could go wrong?
Re:Intact human brain? (Score:5, Funny)
We know that he didn't weigh the same as a duck - those people were burned.
Re:Intact human brain? (Score:5, Funny)
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Only because it was perfectly preserved inside a tinfoil hat.
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Maybe after they transplant the brain in a brainless body, we'll find out why he was hanged in his time.
Convicted of a crime he didn't commit, of course...
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"Now, that brain that you gave me, was it Hans Delbruch's?"
"Who's Brain Was it?"
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Abby somebody.
Re:Intact human brain? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Intact human brain? (Score:5, Funny)
>>>>>Maybe after they transplant the brain in a brainless body, we'll find out why he was hanged in his time.
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>>Convicted of a crime he didn't commit, of course...
Good luck trying to understand his ancient Celtic language when he speaks. I can just imagine a bunch of language professors mumbling, "I don't know what he's saying. He's not pronouncing the words properly. It sounds like Hillbilly Celtic."
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Do you have some kind of agenda?
Could you explain to me how a single light comment on the historical fact that European history is replete with massive amounts of Jewish persecution, constitutes an "agenda"? The only way this is possible, given the plain historical facts, is if it is you you, in fact, who have an agenda.
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Here, read this, asshole, and tell me, please, with a straight face, that it is I who have the "agenda" here and not you:
http://www.simpletoremember.com/articles/a/HistoryJewishPersecution/ [simpletoremember.com]
My comment is obviously NOT trolling to anyone who has ever cared to open a history book, without some agenda to cover something up.
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If the actual true history of Europe makes you so uncomfortable that you attack anyone who even so much as mentions it in a light off-the-cuff comment in an online discussion, then sorry, that is something you have to deal with and come to terms with.
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To to moron moderators who are actually modding me troll just because some anti-semite Anonymous Coward says to, read this first [simpletoremember.com].
Re:Intact human brain? (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe after they transplant the brain in a brainless body, we'll find out why he was hanged in his time.
Starring Christopher Lee and Vincent Price.
Take your pick (Score:4, Funny)
Take your pick:
A: He chiseled state secrets on a cave wall.
B: He had consensual group sex with one of his students.
C: Headbutted his wife, star of a campfire reality show.
D: Was really Cowboy Neal using his new time machine.
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whatcouldpossiblygowrong...
I smell a movie script for a very bad B-Movie. Working title "They saved prehistoric Hitler's brain"
IN 3D!
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whatcouldpossiblygowrong...
I smell a movie script for a very bad B-Movie. Working title "They saved prehistoric Hitler's brain"
IN 3D!
3D makes bad movies go good.
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Maybe after they transplant the brain in a brainless body, we'll find out why he was hanged in his time.
You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.
Re:Intact human brain? (Score:4, Insightful)
"Will soon cease working" != "Doesn't work".
Guess why it will stop working? Because it will cease being intact (due to missing oxygen).
Obligatory car analogy:
My engine is no longer intact because I ran out of fuel?
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wouldn't "out of oil" or "out of lubrication" be more correct? you cannot add oxygen to a defunct brain in order to repair it, just as adding fuel to an engine that has seized wont (likely) make it run.
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And anonymous came from the greek term 'anonymos' meaning without a name, and coward came from the french word couard, meaning one with their tail between their legs.
So you're one with their legs between their legs, who has no name.
2,684 years ago??? (Score:5, Funny)
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Earth is 6000 years old, you silly.
Re:2,684 years ago??? (Score:5, Funny)
But it's only 2012!
I'll use an analogy to explain how this is possible. Imagine a game that is set in medieval times in which you are exploring castles 500 years old. The game is new, but the castles in it were old right from the start.
God played the same trick with us. The universe is 6000 years old, but when it was created (when he inserted the CD, if it makes you feel more comfy) it already had extinct species, people that had been dead for a few centuries and so on.
Clear now?
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+1 "Poe's law"
I apologize. I'd like to add
:-)
To my original comment.
You never know who's going to google you.
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EA wants to have a word with that "God" you talk about for copyright infringement. He clearly stole their idea.
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They didn't account for leap years. Yes, yes, we only have one every 4 years, but in the older days when everything was better we had a LOT more of them!
*sigh* Oh the good ol' times...
Re:2,684 years ago??? (Score:5, Informative)
It might only be 2012, but here's an article [livescience.com] about this same brain from 2011, and it was actually discovered in 2008. "Old news," indeed.
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It might only be 2012, but here's an article [livescience.com] about this same brain from 2011, and it was actually discovered in 2008. "Old news," indeed.
So this old brain is nothing new?
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But it's only 2012!
No. It will be 2,684 years next Wednesday at noon.
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Are you... serious?
No. See here. http://thesocialmuser.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/olympics-started-3000-years-ago-twitter_14.html [blogspot.co.uk]
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History, n: TV channel nobody watches. No other meanings known to mankind.
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Abby someone (Score:2, Funny)
Abby . . . Normal. I'm almost sure that was the name.
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Zombie Apocalypse... (Score:5, Funny)
Er... (Score:1)
...can I have it back please?
Why is 3000 year old brain is a big deal? (Score:2, Flamebait)
3000 years is less than human civilization. This brain is younger than parts of Old Testament.
If you want to study human brains like that, why not take a trip to a morgue? We are in no short of cadavers donated to science.
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Your hypothesis is that brains haven't changed much in 3,000 years. This brain is a good test of your hypothsis. What exactly is your problem with that?
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Related: Have you seen TED talk by Juan Enriquez?
http://www.ted.com/t [ted.com]
Re:Why is 3000 year old brain is a big deal? (Score:4, Insightful)
Oh, For the love of Jean-Martin Charcot, never compare the brain to a computer in that way.
"and we don't have that ability for human brains"
Stop it, jsut STOP! gah.
Shape, size, topology, chemical makeup all have meaningful information, even if we can't get to the memories.
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What good is this shiny pearl thing, snorted the pig ..
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3000 years is less than human civilization.
Are you that ignorant or just trolling? The Mayans and Egyptians had civilizations going back to 6,000 BC. The Thais and Chinese have written histories going back 5000 years. Between the Mayans and Egyptians, that's over 8000 years of civilizations (600 years BC+2000 years AD).
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Try re-reading it...
3000 years
human civilization > 3000;
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a 3000 year old brain may have some differences. The last 3000 years a lot of crazy things have happened to civilizations, that caused a fare amount of changes in breeding policies, and cultural effects, diets.
Roman Empire, Christianity, End Of Roman Empire, Dark Ages, Renascence, Spanish expansion, English Expansion, American Expansion....
We assume that ancient man was the same as us, if he was just born 3k years later he would just fit in fine... But that may not be the case. Perhaps with cross breading
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Brain and brain! What is brain? (Score:3)
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"I should have never reconnected his mouth."
"Well, we took the risk, doctor."
Abby Someone's Brain (Score:2)
If he was probably hanged, then he may have been unfit for society (although that's not conclusive, as whoever did the hanging could easily have been the one unfit for society) so from this we can figure out the guy's name was probably Abby Someone, and his brain can be used for experiments.
Re:Abby Someone's Brain (Score:5, Interesting)
He might be unfit for THAT society. Most modern civilized people would be considered unfit in a lot of societies 3000 years ago.
It was in a jar... (Score:2)
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that explains everything (Score:2)
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Re:that explains everything (Score:5, Informative)
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There can only be one! (Score:2)
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"Maybe he was so depressed by the lousy hunting that he went into the bog and hanged himself."
Sounds like... (Score:5, Funny)
...it's in better shape than mine.
Only a scientist could talk like this (Score:2)
"The cranium is well designed to protect the brain in life and can, under the right circumstances, remain on duty long after the normal expectation of service," he said.
"Normal expectation of service"! Gotta remember that one.
"about"??? (Score:3, Insightful)
".. dated to about 2,684 years ago"
Saying that it happened about 2684 years ago implies (at least to me) that they can date it between precisely 2683 and 2685 years. Does it not strike anyone else as odd that they could pinpoint something that long ago so precisely?
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Re:"about"??? (Score:4, Funny)
".. dated to about 2,684 years ago"
Saying that it happened about 2684 years ago implies (at least to me) that they can date it between precisely 2683 and 2685 years. Does it not strike anyone else as odd that they could pinpoint something that long ago so precisely?
It is a much rounder number in metric.
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In the linked PDF article, see the end of the second column of the third page, right above Figure 2. They're reporting a mean and a confidence interval. These kinds of numbers seem absurdly specific, but really, it's the right way to report the results--I can pretty much guarantee you that if the authors had written "about 2600 years old," the editor at Journal of Archaological Science would have demanded a clarification, and rightly so.
Looks like it's actually slightly younger than TFS says. "2684" does
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"a waterlogged U.K. pit" (Score:5, Funny)
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Specifically, at 10 Downing Street.
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Specifically, at 10 Downing Street.
Due to a rounding error, it was 11 Downing Street, hone of the Cheque Exer.
This is good news for Chris Dodd (Score:2)
Old news is old (Score:2)
I think it's nice that a pretty intact brain was discovered, but this news item is more than a year old.
Monty Python (Score:3)
Credit where credit is due (Score:2)
Spock's been there... (Score:2)
Damn, those Eymorgs have gotten around.
How is this prehistoric? (Score:2)
Abby Normal (Score:2)
Wunderbar! Let's study a hanged criminal's brain and attach all sorts of conjectural conclusions to the analysis!
An opportunity to test the Bicameralism hypothesis (Score:2)
There's a theory that ancient literature from about 3000 years ago points to humans having a different way of perceiving the world than they do today (Bicameral Mind). This is described in the following Wikipedia article ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicameralism_%28psychology%29 [wikipedia.org] ).
>"For example, in the Iliad and sections of the Old Testament no mention is made of any kind of cognitive processes such as introspection, and there is no apparent indication that the writers were self-aware."
While 2684 y
possible identity (Score:2)
Re:Roughly 2684 years old? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Roughly 2684 years old? (Score:4, Funny)
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As far as I know, the brain works like RAM. In other words, once you pull the plug, it's only a matter of seconds 'til you can't read anything meaningful anymore.
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And that's what makes the more recent data about protein conformational changes so interesting - it gives the impression that there could be something vaguely equivalent to a hard disk, that it's not all electrical signals needing to be maintained, but something a little more enduring.
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You are wrong, please never speak of it again.
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I think the first words you get will be:
"Aarrrraaaargh!!!!!! The pain! Why does my whole body hurt? Where am I?"
Wouldn't that be considered inhumane?