The Science of Stout Beer 205
An AC writes "Mathematicians invented a new method to can and bottle stout beers like Guinness while still getting that satisfying head. From the article: '... a crack group of mathematicians from the University of Limerick, led by William Lee, has modeled bubble formation in stout beers in detail. Their work suggests that lining the rims of cans and bottles with a material similar to an ordinary coffee filter would be a simpler, cheaper alternative to the widget. The team’s calculations show that a copious number of bubbles would form from air trapped inside the hollow fibers making up this lining. They have just submitted their work for publication in Physical Review E and are hoping that industry will soon begin testing their proposal.'"
The science of better Guinness (Score:3)
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Good to see that University of Limerick students are hard at work though!
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As an Irishman, I don't know how anyone can drink Guinness.
Though a non Irishman (never mind my Irish first name or my high school sports team being the Waldport Irish) I agree... Guiness is close to one of my last choices in stouts... My preference runs towards some of the Portland, Oregon microbrewery stouts, especially the cask conditioned ones...
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Seconded. Guinness is the Budweiser of stouts. The US craft brewing and homebrewing scene can, and regularly does, do stout beer a lot better service.
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This is very true.
People love to make fun of American beers but in doing so completely expose their bias and/or general ignorance. The reality is, American beers actually re-invented beer making. The beer before the resurgence of beer making in America largely existed because their grandfather made beer and that was good enough. Whereas, American beer grew because people wanted something which tasted good. And beer sold based on that notion. Before such a market existed, people purchased beer because it was
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Most people that I know of that make fun of "American beers" are making fun of the absolute shit carrying the budweiser, michelob, coors, etc "big" brands.
As you say, there are plenty of American micro- and regional- breweries making great beer.
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Most people that I know of that make fun of "American beers" are making fun of the absolute shit carrying the budweiser, michelob, coors, etc "big" brands.
But in doing so, they are exposing massive ignorance. The fact is, its far, far harder to control quality on lightly flavored beer than it is on rubusto, old world beers. This is something even Samuel Adams* [samueladams.com] is quick to point out. The fact is, when you have a light flavor, the smallest hint of skunk or a screwup in quality is immediately noticeable. Whereas, in darker, heavier flavored beers, you can almost literally place a skunk into the beer and most will hide it. That's the point.
Now if you want to argu
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They are often called "American-style lager" or "American adjunct lager", due to their reliance on rice and corn grains and barely-perceptible malting. The problem is that only these awful, mass-produced tasteless products have any advertising budget, so that's all most people have ever heard of. After all, to afford those absurd TV spots, sponsorships, contests and protective exclusivity rebates, they have to cut costs somewhere, right ?
Re:The science of better Guinness (Score:4, Insightful)
Canada has American-style beer, which dominates the market due to excessive marketing and abusive exclusivity deals with the mainstream bars.
Many, many years ago we had a commercial for (i think) Molson Canadian, which poked fun at American beers: "If I wanted water, I'd ask for water. No thanks!" It still tasted like faded piss, but the true irony is that Molson eventually merged with Coors, so the company that compared beer to water is now selling the world's most watery beer, and at least here in Ottawa they are practically shoving it down our throats with excessive promotion and abusive exclusivity deals. I once attended a Superbowl party at a bar, where they only served Coors Light for the event. You couldn't even order a rail drink.
I can't tell if it's a beer geek thing, but all the mass-marketed brands are repulsive to me. Coors, Keiths, Labatt 50, Heineken, Stella, Guinness. It doesn't matter what country it's from, if they pimp it on TV, chances are it's going to be awful. I guess that goes to show that marketing trumps quality, every goddamned time.
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I am not drunk. I paid a lot of money learning to walk like this.
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Where can I buy a good ancient Egyptian beer.
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don't laugh, but my wife is like that too.
her partial cerebral palsy makes her the target of many an ignorant bouncer.
it's good to see the look on their faces when they realize they're risking their jobs by refusing her entry.
especially if she really is drunk :)
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Guinness isn't a traditional stout by any means, but it's a tasty beer nonetheless. It's very nearly my favorite beer, but as a stout it probably belongs near the end of the list, or on a list uniquely its own. It's funny that it has this reputation for being the be-all and end-all of stouts -- but then again this is a world where Budweiser is the King of Beers.
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Have you ever tried it in Ireland or the UK? Guinness travels really badly.
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Guinness here in OZ doesn't taste as good, unfortunatel
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I like my own home brewed porters and stouts. Home brewers had problems getting good hops the last couple of years and prices are still high.
For commercial porters that I can stand drinking I go to the Oaken Barrel in Greenwood, In or pick up Anchor Steam porter.
I'm not interested in making foam, if I were interested in making foam I 'd be making styrofoam. It would taste better than Guinness.
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Meh, It's not a bad stout. There are better, in Ireland, England, or the States (probably other places too, but those are the ones I've had stout in ), but it's got the advantage of being both fairly decent and readily available in a lot of places. In the US particularly it's a very common "nod" to better quality beer in places that otherwise have only crap. It and Sam Adams Lager are two beers that one can often find in places that otherwise only serve Budweiser and Miller Macro brew stuff. If I'm in a
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Well, if tourists..especially Americans...that is about the only Irish beer they know. I mean, in mainstream US, mexican be
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> When in Rome as they say.... ... try the pickled kolibri tongues ?
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Excuse me, I think I'm having a "it comes in pints?" Hobbit moment.
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What's wrong with Corona? If you even have to ask that question you should not comment about beer at all.
Corona taste exactly like Miller High Life, it just costs twice as much. They are both piss.
If you have to put lime in beer to make it not taste like piss it's bad beer.
IMHO Dos Equies and Bohemia are about the only decent Mexican beers. There are no good Mexican beers, same as Canada.
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As an Irishman, I don't know how anyone can drink Guinness.
Too light for you? Just because you Irish drink like you're— well, Irish, doesn't mean you have to Harp on the rest of us.
;)
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I don't understand. As an Irishman you are somehow able to tell everyone what is good and what is bad?
Seriously you're judging what other people enjoy? What gives you the right?
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That's nice. Are you going to address the point made?
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As an Irishman you are somehow able to tell everyone what is good and what is bad?
Yes, at least when it comes to beer and whiskey.
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Whiskey yes, but I challenge you to name a good Irish beer.
There are none that ship outside Ireland that is for sure.
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As an Irishman you should know what a beer is at least, why are you comparing Bulmers to Guinness? If I want a beer I would consider a Guinness but I sure as hell won't be ordering a cider!
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Well there's the problem. You should have had a disclaimer. By stating you are an Irishman you imply that you are something of an expert on Irish beer, which you clearly can not be if you don't enjoy any beer at all.
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I didn't say you've never had it, but as someone who is not a fan of beer your taste in beer obviously diverges from the tastes of those who are fans of beer.
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As a westcountryman I don't know how anyone can drink Bulmers - Give me a Thatchers and keep it coming!
Definately agree with you on the storage in a pint bottle however.
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I'm not Irish, but I agree. I hail from the "Napa Valley of beer" where the variety and quality of lagers, stouts, pilsners, pale ales, wheats, lambics, India pale ales, "reds", and more is hard to surpass. Mainstream beers don't do it for me. I used to drink Guinness, Harp, Heineken, etc. simply because it was better than the industrial junk. Now I can't stand them. When I can't get good beer I drink Pabst, the "Best of the Bad Beers".
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Amen, brother. I spent a full year trying to get the taste of Guinness and had to give it up in the end. Bulmers/Magners or Strongbow is pretty hard to beat, and cider is my drink of choice if I find myself in a round with beer drinkers. (I'm usually a cocktail man, but they're not practical when drinking in a group dominated by beer drinkers.)
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It's not bad, a couple of bottles of that one knocK me for six though. Brewed to about 7 or 8% isn't it?
There's also an export strength version from Dublin I'm quite partial too.
"Foreign Extra" those are the words they use!
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As a Belgian - yeah, we brew it - I have to say that I'm not particularly fond of Leffe, either; although I certainly wouldn't say it tastes like rotten fruit. Leffe, like most of the "premium belgian beers" you get on your side of the water, is an Inbev product, and it shows. These are the people who tried to move production of Hoegaarden from Hoegaarden to Jupille, found that you can't just move beer brewing around and expect to get the same results, got probably around three-quarters of all the batches b
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Leffe Blonde is just as awful in Ottawa, but I'm quite fond of the occasional dessert-like Leffe Brune.
If you want a good Belgian brew, get a true Trappist beer. The authentic ones are expensive, but if you're a beer geek it is worth every penny. "Abbey" beers are a marketing ploy by the mass-brewers to cash in on the Trappists' reputation, but they don't even come close.
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I don't really drink, but in Ireland I tried Guinness in both Galway & Dublin. Even I could tell that it was better in Dublin. They say it doesn't travel well, and from my limited experience I'd agree. So, from now on I only drink Guinness in Dublin.
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They have pizza in Italy?
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Well, there's the old myth of Guinness not tasting the quite right anywhere but Dublin. For all I know, it might be true, despite it all being brewed in Dublin and shipped around the world. Naturally, you'd want to taste the only beer Ireland is known for the way it's meant to be when you're visiting Ireland for the first time.
Not quite... (Score:3)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness#Worldwide_sales [wikipedia.org]
About 40% of worldwide total Guinness volume is brewed and sold in Africa, with Foreign Extra Stout the most popular variant. The Michael Power advertising campaign was a critical success for Guinness in Africa, running for nearly a decade before being replaced in 2006 with "Guinness Greatness".
Guinness Stout is brewed under licence internationally in several countries, including Nigeria,[69][70] the Bahamas, Canada[71], and Indonesia.[72] The unfermented but hopped Guinness wort extract is shipped from Dublin and blended with beer brewed locally.
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The country where greak food comes from, obviously.
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A coworker of mine took his kid on an ambulance ride because he passed out from alcohol poisoning. Idiot gave his kid Miller, said "this is beer, now you know, so you just sip on one can and nobody bothers you for not drinking" because it was shitty tasting.
Predictable result. Kid hates alcohol, it tastes like shit. Kid gets around party zone, sees alcohol as a mere vehicle to get drunk, drinks a lot. We teach our kids in the US that alcohol is absolutely bad and should never be touched. Stupid.
I tol
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I can buy a fifth of Everclear 151 proof (was until just recently available as 190 proof) for $18.31 USD, which includes tax.
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Who pays $20 for cheap vodka?!
In Norway the cheapest Vodka (and about the cheapest liquor in general) you can legally buy costs about $62/L. Yay for sin taxes.
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Alcohol has 7 calories per gram, so no significant alcohol in zero-calorie beer.
"The Industry ?" (Score:2)
Hell Ill test Guinness for free :D
DEMOPAN (Score:2)
Stout Shako for 2 refined.
The science of liquid bread? (Score:2)
Get me a pilsner, please. It goes well with this pudding.
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tThere is more barley in a pilsner than a stout. Guinness is one of the lightest beers ut there.
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Yep. At 120 calories/12oz, Guinness is much closer to light beers (Bud Light is 110 calories/12oz) than to a standard Bud, Heineken, MGD, Coors, Corona or the like (generally in the 140-160 calories/12oz range).
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This seems like the place for people who know their Guinness, so has anyone noticed that the bottles being sold in the last 6 months or so are missing the widgets? I can't say for sure if there's a difference between with and without, but I've wondered what the heck happened to them.
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The science of liquid bread?
Get me a pilsner, please. It goes well with this pudding.
A lot of people don't know this but the best thing you can sample in Ireland is not the beer but the multitude of breads, particularly in the north where bread is a very important part of the diet, on a par with the spuds in its importance. There's the soda bread (white, light, fluffy and to-die-for when fresh, comes in an infinite number of configurations), wheaten (very heavy, almost a meal in itself, pan (that would be a normal loaf everywhere else), batch (AKA 'plain' bread, which Ulster people think of
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Namely, the Student distribution (or t-distribution), known to any statistics student, was developed by Gosset of Guiness brewery.
More here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Sealy_Gosset
Satisfying head (Score:5, Funny)
That's appropriate. Canned and bottled beer has always helped me get satisfying head.
Re:Satisfying head (Score:4, Funny)
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I had to make myself a sandwich.
Beer Science? (Score:2)
I was hoping they re-discovered how to split the beer atom.
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research (Score:2)
This is the type of science that wins an Ig Noble.
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This is the type of science that wins an Ig Noble.
Nope. It's far too useful. It also connects nerdy mathematicians with the general public, which isn't a bad thing.
A bit too late for this St. Patrick's Day, but maybe next year.
More of a Twisted Thistle man, myself these days.
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This is the type of science that wins an Ig Noble.
Knocking a few cents off the cost of every can of beer sold? Sounds like a big deal to me.
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It is a big deal. I am a little taken aback that people on slashdot don't seem to grasp the Ig Noble. It isn't a bad science award. It is, as their site says:
The Ig Nobel Prizes honor achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think. The prizes are intended to celebrate the unusual, honor the imaginative — and spur people's interest in science, medicine, and technology.
Late to the game (Score:4, Interesting)
The good people at Guinness have already figured out the widgetless bottle; as of early this year, their draught bottles no longer contain a floating widget (at least in the US).
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You would be amazed how many projects proudly announce they've solved problem "X" (where problem "X" is one that was solved in the real world 12-24 months previously).
Or, even more absurdly, proudly announce (complete with great big long academic papers explaining in excruciating detail) how problem "X" cannot be solved, and how it's not really that desirable to solve it anyway. Naturally, "X" is something that has already been solved by someone else and is now one of the biggest selling points they offer.
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No, they had them in the bottles.
Not the same (Score:5, Informative)
I can only assume the post is talking solely about stouts like Guinness Draught in a nitro-can that has a widget to release nitrogen. There is more to what that widget does than just give the beer a nice creamy head. It gives the entire beer a different mouthfeel, and that's because of the nitrogen, not carbon dioxide (though the beer does already contain carbon dioxide. So, if they want the same effect, you'll still need a widget (or in the case of the bottled Guinness Draught, the proper mix of the gases). However, nitrogen dulls the flavor of the beer. So the effect this story talks about would not leave the beer the same...
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Why would you want a tasteless Guinness Draught when you can get a Guinness Original, which has a much richer taste?
The latter also doesn't have that nitrogen thing.
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That's my view. But Guinness Draught is quite popular.
The right way to do it. (Score:2)
And, of course, a keg of stout from your better supplied liquor outlet.
Stout nirvana awaits.
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Forget widgets. Here's what you need.
And, of course, a keg of stout from your better supplied liquor outlet.
Stout nirvana awaits.
For the people who prefer Guinness, I think the investment for homebrewed draft stout is a wee heavy.
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For the people who prefer Guinness, I think the investment for homebrewed draft stout is a wee heavy.
You don't hefe to agree wit him, but it's still a good plan.
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Gas? Proper beer is hand-drawn son.
But I suppose it doesn't really matter for tasteless commercial swill like Guinness.
Nucleation... (Score:2)
They've "invented" nothing more than the same concept behind the Mentos/Coke thing, nucleation. If you give enough surface area for the bubbles you can vary the amount from the average can/bottle opening to the geyser. A few trial and errors would get you there for something trivial like beer, not complex math and modeling and academic journals.
This is also the reason why super new mugs/glasses can "superheat" water in a microwave for the opposite reason, they are too smooth.
Oh, and Nitrogen is what does th
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That's exactly it. But honestly it's a bit misguided because anything would have the same effect, dropping in a spoon, some sugar, even just jostling the mug a bit can be enough. The safest bet is to just heat the water for a sane amount of time roughly 2-2.5 min max in a home microwave and 1-1.5 in a commercial one. That is plenty hot for almost anything and almost no chance of danger, I see people put water in for like 4+ minutes... that is asking for trouble.
I once worked for a university and one of the
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Irish science is finally catching up (Score:2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECkA216RL4Y [youtube.com]
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Guinness Likes Science (Score:2)
Guinness has a nice history of using math and science in improving their product.
Student's t-distribution [wikipedia.org] was conceived by William Sealy Gosset while working at Guinness.
Beer is overrated anyway (Score:2)
Whats with all the beer snobs nowadays? 10 years ago, I could enjoy a cold Coors Light without having to worry about Joe Hipster giving me crap for drinking it. When I drink a beer, it doesn't have to be an excursion in the history of beer making and I don't need to have the perfect glass for a pilsner. To me, drinking beer is about getting shit faced, usually with friends. I don't give a crap if it tastes less hoppy or has carmel undertones. I usua
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try a nice 8 pct ale with lots of hops. Hops btw are related to marijuana. After two pints you will start to feel a bit "shit faced". Then again on a hot summer day, Coors Light hits the spot. It's good for keeping you hydrated.
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Think of something you do care about.
Now imagine all the people that just use the absolutely worst available (of whatever you care about.)
That is you.
Coors light is not even beer. It's a cereal malt beverage like Zima.
For simply getting drunk you should switch to Vodka. Making Vodka is a science, the moderately cheep stuff is as good as it gets.
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Critiquing beer has become trendy and those doing the critiquing usually have no idea what they are talking about. "Beer advocates." lol. What constitutes a "good" beer is a matter of opinion, and I think Coors light is just fine for gettin
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer#Ingredients [wikipedia.org]
Zima is a type of malt beverage. It also tasted nothing like beer as it had powerful sweeteners. Zima was also never called beer by Coors. Rather, it was
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Joe Hipster tends not to understand this need (aka alcoholism) and has plenty of opinions about my lifestyle that he will air loudly to whoever will listen. Sometimes he does so fearlessly, as Joe Hipster doesn't have to fear a punch in the mouth these days, and rarely has money to buy a round to recompense. After all, he just spent $9 on a cup of 14% barley wine which he will undoubtedly pro
Beer research from the University of Limerick? (Score:3)
Clearly, this event justifies a limerick:
A student at Limerick college
Expanded our stout beer knowledge,
As a means to the end
of drinking with friends;
This much he should acknowledge.
The Science of Brew Masters (Score:3)
At a near by Uni. where I live they have a brew master's program. There is great enthusiasm among new undergrads until they learn what the pre-requirements for the program are: biology, chemistry, physics, statistics, and all the math courses required for those courses. Then except for a dedicated few, their enthusiasm fades. Even so there is a waiting list.
In the course they brew up a batch of good beer which is then only sold at the beer garden of the Uni. The proceeds go back into the program to fund it. Having sampled a bit I will tell you it is very tasty. Hats off to those students, their professors, and their advisers. Or perhaps "cheers" would be more appropriate.
everything is better while getting head. (Score:2)
Okay, this article had me at:
"Mathematicians invented a new method to can and bottle stout beers like Guinness while still getting that satisfying head."
Most everything is better while getting head. Mainly when it is satisfying. Power to the math dudes!!!!!
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So, what you're saying is, if it's not Irish it's crap?
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Fullers ESB! Too bad they stopped distribution in New Mexico.