Betelgeuse To Blow Up Soon — Or Not 312
rubycodez writes "A wave of 2012-related hoopla has hit the internet about the star that makes the 'right shoulder' of Orion the hunter: Betelgeuse. Astronomer Phil Plait once again puts rumors to rest. The star will indeed explode as a type II supernova, and when it does it will be brighter than Venus when viewed from Earth, though not as bright as the full moon. It will be visible in the night sky for weeks, and could be visible in the day sky for a short time. But that event could happen today or 100,000 years from now, or as much as a million years from now. Since Betelgeuse is over 600 light-years away, its violent death will not harm Earth in any way, but will definitely provide a huge bonanza of scientific information about supernovae. As geeks, we can only hope the core of Betelgeuse undergoes catastrophic failure in our lifetime."
Betelgeuse Betelgeuse Betelgeuse (Score:5, Funny)
Just say its name three times and it'll all be under control.
Harmless? (Score:1, Funny)
Who's mostly harmless now Ford Prefect?
Re:I can see it now (Score:5, Funny)
During a type II supernova most of the iron stays in the core and isn't cast off.
Insurance (Score:5, Funny)
The question is, can I make money selling Betelgeuse supernova insurance to the general public?
What about Ford Perfect? (Score:2, Funny)
Will we be able to find his home planet now that Betelgeuse will turn supernova?
Party? (Score:5, Funny)
Insensitive (Score:4, Funny)
As geeks, we can only hope the core of Betelgeuse undergoes catastrophic failure in our lifetime.
My home plant orbits Betelgeuse, you insensitive clod!