Modeling a White Hole With Your Kitchen Sink 104
jamie passes along this excerpt from Wired:
"That ring of water in your kitchen sink is actually a model white hole. For the first time, scientists have shown experimentally that liquid flowing from a tap embodies the same physics as the time-reversed equivalent of black holes. When a stream of tap water hits the flat surface of the sink, it spreads out into a thin disc bounded by a raised lip, called the hydraulic jump. Physicists’ puzzlement with this jump dates back to Lord Rayleigh in 1914. More recently, physicists have suggested that, if the water waves inside the disc move faster than the waves outside, the jump could serve as an analogue event horizon. Water can approach the ring from outside, but it can’t get in."
Black Sink (Score:4, Funny)
Yet more evidence... (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Black Sink (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yet more evidence... (Score:5, Funny)
In related news (Score:2, Funny)
...stellar flares can be modeled via intestinal gas and Jupiter's Great Red Spot can be modeled via severe acne.
Re:Black Sink (Score:4, Funny)
Close, but a P-trap is what I call my toilet when it's clogged. The thingie under your sink is a pipe.
No, but it's a marvelous way to relax (Score:5, Funny)
(obligatory Douglas Adams reference [naderlibrary.com])
"You get this bath, see? Imagine you've got this bath. And it's ebony. And it's conical."
"Conical?" said Arthur. "What sort of ..."
"Shhh!" said Ford. "It's conical. So what you do is, you see, you fill it with fine white sand, all right? Or sugar. Fine white sand, and/or sugar. Anything. Doesn't matter. Sugar's fine. And when it's full, you pull the plug out ... are you listening?"
"I'm listening."
"You pull the plug out, and it all just twirls away, twirls away you see, out of the plughole."
"I see."
"You don't see. You don't see at all. I haven't got to the clever bit yet. You want to hear the clever bit?"
"Tell me the clever bit."
"I'll tell you the clever bit."
Ford thought for a moment, trying to remember what the clever bit was.
"The clever bit," he said, "is this. You film it happening."
"Clever," agreed Arthur.
"You get a movie camera, and you film it happening."
"Clever."
"That's not the clever bit. This is the clever bit, I remember now that this is the clever bit. The clever bit is that you then thread the film in the projector ... backward!"
"Backward?"
"Yes. Threading it backward is definitely the clever bit. So then, you just sit and watch it, and everything just appears to spiral upward out of the plughole and fill the bath. See?"
"And that's how the Universe began, is it?" said Arthur.
"No," said Ford, "but it's a marvelous way to relax."
Re:Yet more evidence... (Score:3, Funny)
Hey, when I was a kid, I had all kinds of "white holes". On my face. Each also ended with a cataclysmic explosion if I pinched it just right.
Re:Black Sink (Score:4, Funny)
White hole. (Score:5, Funny)
CAT: So, what is it?
KRYTEN: I've never seen one before -- no one has -- but I'm guessing it's
a white hole.
RIMMER: A _white_ hole?
KRYTEN: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole
sucks time and matter out of the universe: a white hole returns it.
LISTER: So, that thing's spewing time back into the universe? (He dons
his fur-lined hat.)
KRYTEN: Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time
phenomena on board.
CAT: So, what is it?
KRYTEN: I've never seen one before -- no one has -- but I'm guessing it's
a white hole.
RIMMER: A _white_ hole?
KRYTEN: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole
sucks time and matter out of the universe: a white hole returns it.
LISTER: (Minus the hat.) So, that thing's spewing time back into the
universe? (He dons his fur-lined hat, again.)
KRYTEN: Precisely. That's why we're experiencing these curious time
phenomena on board.
LISTER: What time phenomena?
KRYTEN: Like just then, when time repeated itself.
CAT: So, what is it?
They all stare at him.
CAT: Only joking.
LISTER: (Suddenly upright, and minus his hat, again) Okay, so it's
decided then. We consult Holly.
CAT: Hey, wait a minute -- I missed the discussion!
RIMMER: (Suddenly on the bench, where the CAT used to be sitting) We all
did.
KRYTEN: (Suddenly on the table previously occupied by LISTER) Time is
occurring in random pockets. The laws of causality no longer apply.
An action no longer leads to a consequence.
CAT: (Back on the bench) So, what is it?
KRYTEN: I think we've experienced this period of time before, Sir.
CAT: Only joking.
KRYTEN: And that one. Since we're no longer affected by the laws of
causality, we can override these time jumps if we concentrate.
RIMMER: Look, the only way out of this is to consult Holly.
CAT: (Snaps fingers) I'll go with that.
KRYTEN: Gets my vote.
LISTER: Okay, so it's decided then. We consult Holly.
KRYTEN: Ah, I think we've just encountered the middle of this
conversation!
CAT: So, what is it?
LISTER: Ooh, someone punch him out. Bring Holly up.
KRYTEN: She only has two minutes left. Perhaps I should talk to her.
RIMMER: Leave this to me, Kryten. (To terminal) On.
HOLLY fades into being on the viewscreen.
RIMMER: (All in one breath) White hole. Spewing time. Engines dead.
Air supply low. Advise please.
HOLLY: Excuse me?
RIMMER: (Again, as though attempting a world record on the most words
spoken in one breath) White hole. Spewing time. Engines dead.--
HOLLY: I can't understand a word you're saying.
RIMMER: White.
HOLLY: Yes.
RIMMER: Hole.
HOLLY: Right.
RIMMER: Spewing.
HOLLY: Yes.
RIMMER: Time.
HOLLY: With you.
RIMMER: Engines dead.
HOLLY: Oh.
RIMMER: Air supply low.
HOLLY: Ah.
RIMMER: Advise please.
HOLLY: Right.
Re:Black Sink (Score:5, Funny)
What if my sink is black?
Hire a maid?
Re:Um, No (Score:4, Funny)
i don't have feet, you insensitive clod.
What about the toilet? (Score:5, Funny)
Everytime I flush I'm creating a new universe, and it's gonna be a crappy one...
Re:Black Sink (Score:4, Funny)
Close, but a series of tubes is the internet. The thingie under your sink is a thirsty unemployed dwarf named Henry.
Re:White hole. (Score:3, Funny)
you left out the funny bit.
So what is it?
(Dons furry hat)
Close, but a 'U-joint' is a universal joint, part of your car's drive train.
The thingie under your sink is an S-trap.
Close, but an S-trap is more likely at the base of your toilet. The thingie under your sink is a P-trap.
Close, but a P-trap is what I call my toilet when it's clogged. The thingie under your sink is a pipe.
Only joking.
So what is it? (Score:4, Funny)
As usual, Red Dwarf has it covered: White Hole, from Meltdown [youtube.com].
Kitchen Sink? (Score:1, Funny)
I wonder if they're going to add this to the next version of Nethack?
Next Article (Score:3, Funny)
Their follow-up article: How to Model a Brown Hole Using Your Toilet.