Arctic Bacteria Used To Make Cool Vaccines 74
cremeglace writes "Scientists say they may have discovered a way to develop cool new vaccines — and they mean that literally. By replacing essential genes in a mammalian pathogen with their counterparts from Arctic bacteria, they have created strains that provoke a protective immune response in mice, but that don't spread to the warm parts of the body where they could do serious harm. The team hopes that the method will lead to a new generation of vaccines for major bacterial diseases such as tuberculosis."
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We're all going to die.
Well, we're still waiting to hear from Harry Houdini [wikipedia.org], but I have to admit that the empirical evidence seems to support your claim...
Re:And... (Score:4, Insightful)
What could go wrong?
Jenny McCarthy could open her trap and say it causes autism for one thing.
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It has indeed always struck me as odd that there are so many people here convinced "I am legend" is going to become true, but none of them seem to be concerned about the "Terminator" movies coming true. Is it familiarity breeds comfort, they're more familiar with computers than biology research so they're not as worried, or are they convinced we're doomed to a terminator apocalypse so they're working on their plan to side with the machines and are worried zombies will interfere with that plan?
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Machines need electricity, which we can turn off quite easily right now.
Biological 'stuff' needs food. Which we are.
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Your fingers and toes rotting away seems like a good place to start. The temperature there is usually way under 37.
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A lot of things have changed in science since 1923. Could you enlighten us with a more recent article, preferably from after the second world war?
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What could go wrong? Well, we could forgo a potentially lifesaving new biotech application because laymen don't understand it and like to complain about things they can't be bothered to take the time to understand because they've convinced themselves they know more than the poeple actually doing the science. Bloody hell, sometimes I think Slashdot should change the slogan to 'Stuff for nerds (except biogeeks, they want to kill us all), stuff that matters (except half of what kdawson posts).' It's kind of
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What could go wrong?
Zombies...
Trivia Time (Score:5, Interesting)
Interesting bit of trivia.... the human testicles are designed to allow the production of baby gravy (technical term.. look it up) at colder temperatures.
So according to this article the warmer parts of my body (spleen, lungs) will be spared, but my little soldiers will have to bear the brunt of the attack.
Awesome. Idea.
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Interesting bit of trivia.... the human testicles are designed to allow the production of baby gravy (technical term.. look it up) at colder temperatures.
Oh, I get it... You saw a kdawson article and the first thing you thought of was junk.
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A Delta T Of Epsilon (Score:2)
But that way your normally warmer parts would be actually at the same temperature as your outer parts. Wouldn't then the vaccine get spread along all of your body?
Anyway, a vaccine that might screw genitalia. That's a choice between the joy of being father (again, for some), or living longer. I wonder if the secondary effects will be that bad, maybe it's no worse than a soft kick.
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But that way your normally warmer parts would be actually at the same temperature as your outer parts. Wouldn't then the vaccine get spread along all of your body?
Well, I guess it depends on whether the engineered bacteria simply tends to avoid high temperatures, or is actually killed by high temperatures.
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If it is killed at 37C, then any second effect could be avoided by warming the entire body.
But that will probably avoid the good desirable effect too — if it is killed, then it won't even create the defenses it is supposed to create. (Oh, and warming your body would also be bad for testicles, which defeats the main purpose of warming it.)
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Laptop computers.
Also, nerds are averse to bathing.
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Interesting bit of trivia.... the human testicles are designed to allow the production of baby gravy (technical term.. look it up) at colder temperatures.
Why do you think a very easily damaged body part is right out on the edge of the body completely unprotected by bone or even muscle (bearing in mind that evolution doesn't select for comedic value)?
Re:Trivia Time (Score:5, Funny)
"bearing in mind that evolution doesn't select for comedic value"
One look at the duck billed platypus will tell you that's a damn lie.
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No such thing as a "duck billed platypus"... there are Platypus though.
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The scientific name of the platypus literally means "bill of a duck," fwiw. In any case, maybe you can find a duck billed platypus swimming in the wine dark sea?
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A platypus might look funny, but they make great secret agents. Just ask Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
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I don't think "great" is the word he'd use. Besides, would you really take the "expert opinion" of a guy who's been defeated by a potted plant.
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Why do you think a very easily damaged body part is right out on the edge of the body completely unprotected by bone or even muscle (bearing in mind that evolution doesn't select for comedic value)?
They are where they are for exactly the reason the GP stated... to allow them to be thermally regulated separately from the rest of the body. Ever notice how they can change position? They extend further away to cool down and draw nearer to the body to warm up.
Your sac shrivels in a pool because your balls are trying to stay warm!
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Ever notice how they can change position?
Yeah, you know I always wondered why the left one liked being on top.
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Err, that was a rhetorical question, just in case it wasn't clear.
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What could be more logical?
(Unfortunately, the loonier grade of anti-vaxer will probably be claiming something approximately that sensi
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.... the human testicles are designed to allow the production of baby gravy (technical term.. look it up) at colder temperatures.
Unfortunately (for anyone who has experienced shrinkage) the human penis is incapable of spreading baby gravy at colder temperatures.
Dude... ever hear of the Inuit? (Score:4, Insightful)
total population 150,000
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inuit [wikipedia.org]
Re:Dude... ever hear of the Inuit? (Score:4, Funny)
total population 150,000 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inuit [wikipedia.org]
Yeah. don't they make Quicken?
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(technical term.. look it up)
Um... yeah. The first page of results are links to slang dictionaries, band names, Q&A sites that cater to undereducated people, and pages of that ilk. I'm gonna call BS on this.
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So according to this article the warmer parts of my body (spleen, lungs) will be spared, but my little soldiers will have to bear the brunt of the attack.
Awesome. Idea.
Oh come on now... You read /.
Its not like your little soldiers have anything better to do...
Cool (Score:2)
One word...
Cool
There are already TB vaccines (Score:3, Informative)
There are already TB vaccines, I have the scar to prove it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacillus_Calmette-Gu [wikipedia.org]érin
Re:There are already TB vaccines (Score:4, Informative)
Unfortunately, as vaccines go BCG is on the 'very ineffective' side of the spectrum. It's better than nothing, but just barely.
Ouch (Score:2)
You know, that pun was good until you beat me over the head with it.
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Oh, chill out, man. I think this is pretty damn cool; it's a great way for these scientists to ice their place in history. Things have been moving at a glacial pace in the field until now; I bet this will send shivers down the spines of some of their peers. These scientists are sure to drink a few frosty ones to celebrate before running home to make love to their frigid spouses!
Perfect... (Score:2)
Just in time for Global Warming.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.... (Score:1)
And Tropical vaccines are the next hot thing.
Gotcha.
This is a really bad idea. (Score:2)
This is a really good idea (Score:2)
Counterpoint: this is a really good idea.
This has been "point counterpoint slashdot style." After all, justifying one's opinion is not for nerds.
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Adapt and Overcome (Score:1)
So-called temperature-sensitive vaccines already exist for a few viruses. An influenza vaccine called FluMist, for instance, consists of a weakened flu virus that can't grow at 37C, the temperature inside the lungs, but that can reproduce in the slightly cooler nose and throat. As it does so, it triggers a protective immune response.
Key Words:
- Virus
- Grow
- Reproduce
Oh and one more they didn't mention ...
- Adapt and
- Overcome
Side-Note: ... Yeah. I mean both of them)
Unofficial mantra of the Marine's: Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome.
(Tough little suckers huh?
I like my testicles... how about you? (Score:2)
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I'm more attached to mine.
Rotting zombies... (Score:2)
"Skiiiiinn... Graaghl!" *shuffle shuffle*
Next up: (Score:2)
scientolo (Score:1)
Wha! No imlegend keyword.
Cold Resistant Zombies (Score:2)
Great. So much for heading for the tundra when the zombie outbreak happens. Cold resistant zombies are the last thing we need.
Science is simply (Score:2)
fucking awesome.
How do they replace the genes? (Score:2)
One at a time, the team swapped out nine so-called essential genes
Even Google can't tell me, I'm curious how this is done. I program code, how does one program DNA?
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Even Google can't tell me, I'm curious how this is done. I program code, how does one program DNA?
They program it in a combination of D [wikipedia.org], A+ [wikipedia.org], and the top secret N language known only to genetic engineers. It's so secret, Wikipedia doesn't even have an article about N [wikipedia.org] yet, but it will shortly after our genetically engineered Arctic bacteria vaccine overlords take over the world. Please allow me to be the first to welcome them.
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lol :-) +1 imaginary mod
M. smegmatis I presume (Score:2)
From TFA:
As part of the study, the researchers showed they could make Mycobacterium smegmatis
Do you suppose this would be useful in the treatment of Listeriosis?
story tags (Score:1)
where is "whatcouldpossiblygowrong" tag, when you need one?