Bionic Cat Gets World's First Implant Paws 225
Several readers send in the news of Oscar, the first bionic cat, whose hind paws got cut off in a harvester accident. In a world's-first operation, a neurosurgeon has now given him exoprosthetic paws that are implanted directly into his leg bones. The BBC artlcle has a video captured just after the operation, and PopSci has an apparently later one in which Oscar is walking and running almost completely normally.
And? (Score:5, Funny)
Big deal, they have been grafting lasers onto sharks for years now.
After all, everyone deserves a hot meal.
Re:And? (Score:5, Funny)
He used to have four paws. Now he has fore paws and faux paws.
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Yeah, but only two are fur paws.
Re:And? (Score:5, Funny)
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They have accomplished what I would have thought an impawsible feet. I certainly would have been stumped by it.
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He used to have four paws. Now he has fore paws and faux paws.
Holy crap. That's like a pun wrapped in a pun. Freaking hilarious! Nice work. You win.
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He used to have four paws. Now he has fore paws and faux paws.
Ugh. Please tell me that's the end of this tail.
Claws (Score:5, Funny)
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In a related story, Oscar was found leaping 10 meters (32 feet) into a tree, catching an unsuspecting bird in the process.
Re:Claws (Score:4, Informative)
No, but it means PawSense [bitboost.com] will need an update.
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Holy shit, I should have checked my volume before checking out the sounds that annoy cats [bitboost.com].. wow.
Perhaps (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Perhaps (Score:5, Funny)
they should have replaced his paws with rabbit feet, that way he might be luckier next time he meets farm machinery.
Yeah, just look at how well it works for rabbits.
Re:Perhaps (Score:4, Funny)
Fanny: They don't sound so lucky to me.
Bender: Not without their shoes.
Can opener (Score:5, Funny)
They should have given him can opener paws so he could open his own tuna.
Re:Can opener (Score:4, Funny)
And named him Edward Canopenerpaws.
But everybody knows... (Score:2)
bart > cat food
cat: cannot open food
Laser Cats! (Score:2)
Also, something can be 'completely normal' or 'almost normal', but not 'almost completely normal'
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Re:Laser Cats! (Score:5, Funny)
Because that's almost completely ridiculous.
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Wouldn't that be "nearly normal?"
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I know language pedants can't handle shades of meaning or synonyms, but "almost completely normal" != "nearly normal". Sure, in a loose, denotational sense, it does. However, the implication is different. In the latter, the speaker is implying that while the object in question is not normal, it is close. Maybe not particularly close, but not really far either. In the former, the speaker is emphasizing that the object in question is, in fact, very close to being normal. "Completely normal" is itself an
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We can rebuild him. (Score:3, Interesting)
We have the technology.
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Re:We can rebuild him. (Score:4, Insightful)
In case you hadn't noticed, every cat is not the same.
Re:We can rebuild him. (Score:5, Insightful)
I didn't claim it was exactly the same. But your claim that it isn't "even remotely analogous" isn't even remotely analogous to logic. They are at the very least in the same ballpark.
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We can also get another human for free...plus it's fun making new ones. However there are certain benefits to preserving (enhancing?) life once it's been created.
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Portal cat? (Score:3, Interesting)
Those implants look a lot like Chell's heel springs. (image [wikimedia.org])
Bionic? (Score:3, Insightful)
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Indeed. Reading the summary I had expected to see a borgified kitty, or at least something H.R. Geiger-ish. Instead, it's a normal prosthetic (with the exception that it's grafted to tissue directly).
Don't ye be gettin pedantic, ye scurvy dog! (Score:2)
One glance at the picture in the article and it's clear that what we be dealin with be a Pirate cat. And if Pirate Cat says he be bionic, he be bionic. You can tell im different, if ye don't be valuin yer pretty face. Yar har har!
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True, it's not a bionic cat, but it isn't a prosthesisic cat, either -- protheses are removable. It's a cyborg cat. However, Wikipedia [wikipedia.org] disagrees with Mirriam-Webster [merriam-webster.com] about what a cyborg is. Wikipedia:
I would point out that the endoskeleton doesn't have to be metal; I know cyborgs with artificial joints that aren't metal, although the earlier artificial joints were. The
Slow motion (Score:5, Funny)
The bionic cat in the video looks like it is running in slow motion, but we all know it is running at 60mph.
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Re:Slow motion (Score:5, Funny)
No, it plays the Meow Mix jingle. Which admittedly takes some of the drama out of it.
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And how does the kitty-kat feal about all this? (Score:5, Insightful)
I guess the press can't interview him. But I was just wondering if he accepted his new paws, or tried to bite them off? I mean, even some humans have some problems with new limbs, and they can understand what is going on.
What is going on in that cat's head right now?
Any cat psychologists on Slashdot?
"WTF!?!?! Where the hell did these come from!?!?! Oh, well, at least I can walk again."
"Hey, you, Walks-on-two-Legs! Where's my dinner! A tin of tuna would be a nice change from that dry stuff!"
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But I was just wondering if he accepted his new paws, or tried to bite them off? I mean, even some humans have some problems with new limbs, and they can understand what is going on.
It would be interesting to find that out. However, I suspect the answer would be something along the lines of "What the...?!? Okay, this is pretty freaking weird. But it's better than dragging my stumps around."
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She's developed the ability that when the front 2 paws are on the higher step, and her good back leg is on the lower step she'll angle her butt so that the stump is at the edge of the top step. The little stump will then twirl and while it's doing it's think she'll bring the back leg up and keep going.
Watching it almost reminds me of those famous horse pictures proving that a horse has 4 feet off the ground at a time...
Re:And how does the kitty-kat feal about all this? (Score:4, Interesting)
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Well, in that one video, he looks very uncomfortable with the attention he is getting to the point where he appears to want to go hide in a cardboard box.
Otherwise, it's most likely "steak steak steak steak" or something like that.
Re:And how does the kitty-kat feal about all this? (Score:4, Funny)
Everyone knows cats prefer cheezeburger over steak.
Re:And how does the kitty-kat feal about all this? (Score:5, Funny)
Gentlemen, behold! I have lost weight! (Score:2)
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Heh (Score:4, Insightful)
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NO HOMO (Score:2)
You know Slashdot culture is bad when people feel the need to disclaim their happiness by saying they're not gay or a woman.
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Lol dude, you're not the only one. I'm 23, and I live in an apt complex that's a little cramped for a big dog (little dogs are just furry footballs, screw that), so I got a cat. Anyone who says that cats are completely independent and don't love their owners hasn't ever had a cool cat. I had a kitten that I knew had FLV and was going to die for 11 months and it was the coolest thing ever. He'd play fetch, come running to the door when I came home from school just like a dog, followed me everywhere like a pu
Nice. (Score:2)
60's tech (Score:2)
can bionic ears be too far behind now? [fanpop.com]
occupational therapy (Score:2, Funny)
Bionic cats?!? (Score:2)
Not Bionic (Score:3, Insightful)
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There's none.
This is a Biotape cat. Biological + duct tape.
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S: (adj) electronic (of or concerned with electrons)
Metal contains electrons
The posts grown into kitty's legs are metal
Kitty is now electronic.
QED.
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This is just to get Oscar used to them, then they will add the servo-boosters and pulse thrusters so he'll be able to nail a bird in flight 22 meters off the ground and kick a harvester into the next county.
the really brilliant bit... (Score:2)
The mice arranged to a bell included in the specification. Cunning little buggers.
Poor little Tink Tink! (Score:2)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qlNEmpxQxI [youtube.com] (NSFW - wear headphones)
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whassat? (Score:4, Funny)
Given:
Oscar was struck by the combine harvester whilst dozing in the sun.
I think the first order of business should have been some hearing aids.
"You're a kitty!" tag (Score:5, Funny)
What happened to the "You're a kitty!" tag? I think it's very appropriate. For those who haven't seen it, XKCD's "Cat Proximity" http://xkcd.com/231/ [xkcd.com]
Not Running (Score:2)
That's a good amputee-cat video, but there is no running. There's accelerated walking, call it scampering if you want, but it's not running [freeuk.com].
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He's a bionic cat. He's running extremely fast but they show us the video in slow-motion otherwise all we'd see is a black blur.
Pirate Cat! (Score:4, Funny)
This is the worlds luckiest cat (Score:5, Informative)
Cats in a farming environment generally seem to be considered disposable and people who grew up on farms rarely seem to be cat lovers.
Cats apparently like to hang out and hide in fields of grain, and after any harvesting/mowing operation you end up with a lot of cut grain and a field full of legless cats.
My father once described having the job as a kid of going out into the field with the .22 rifle he got for his birthday and having to shoot all the maimed cats to put them out of their misery.
So this is one damn lucky cat.
G.
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after any harvesting/mowing operation you end up with a lot of cut grain and a field full of legless cats.
That image makes me chuckle. I must be a bad person. I actually like cats, but it still makes me chuckle.
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One lucky cat indeed.
Lolcats (Score:2)
The Chinese chef has.. (Score:2)
Finally met his match!
Animals are amazing (Score:2)
A friend of mine has a dog that is missing one of its back legs. The dog runs around at full speed, fetches the ball and plays with other dogs. Unless you look really closely, if your first sight of the dog was it playing and running around, you'd never notice that it was missing a leg.
Cat Pain Tolerance (Score:5, Interesting)
Now if you step on a cat's tail, it'll freak out, so there's none of that kind of pain going on, but cats are really good at hiding chronic pain, so simply because the cats are good at hiding pain doesn't mean that these implants are pain free.
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This is, kind of a big deal, actually (Score:5, Insightful)
Huge implications if this can be approved for human use.
Getting something to anchor postively to the remaining bone and go through the skin, yet be sealed, so its not a huge source of infection would be a big big deal.
Getting a prosthesis to properly fit into a stump has always been hard, and expensive, and doesn't even work that great when its executed perfectly.
It often also being a source of lifelong discomfort, skin irritation, and annoyance.
What I'd envision is a permanent bone-interface protruding and few inches or so, with a strong locking mechanical interface on the other side, so that the user can tailor the prosthesis to the occasion
Cats have an extraordinary recovery potential (Score:2)
I can witness it personally...
50 days ago, one of my two cats (both aged 8 months old at the time - they are brothers) was hit by a car. Cadfael (that's his name - he's a male with all his "attributes" and I have no intention to change that) crawled to our neighbour's doors (100 meters away) in spite of his having a broken basin on one side and a broken leg on the other!
After a heavy-duty surgery and a 3-week antibiotic-based post-operation treatment (causing diarrhea in the process) (along with an enforced
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I guess the fast recovery has something to do with the fact that they live shorter. (Faster metabolism compared to humans, higher pulse etc.)
This isn't new tech (Score:2, Informative)
I for one... (Score:2)
I for one welcome our new bionic feline overlords.
Re:Meanwhile in Africa ... (Score:4, Funny)
Damn strait, we should be giving those malaria victims prosthetic feet instead!
Re:Meanwhile in Africa ... (Score:4, Funny)
Which strait [wikipedia.org], and why do you want to damn it? Ot did you really want to dam it and there's just a typo because the m and n are close together?
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... because their government(s) are pieces of shit and/or they have no real resources.
It sucks, yes. But it's no reason for the rest of the world to drop everything and rush to fix their problems for them.
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Re:Meanwhile in Africa ... (Score:4, Informative)
DDT probably could, but no one is quite sure what that would to their environment over there so no one is willing to give it a shot. People forget that malaria was a problem in the Americas too until the mosquito population was decimated by pesticides massively slowing the infection rate; combined with rapid quarantine and treatment of infected individuals it all but eliminated malaria from two continents.
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There's a pretty big difference between spraying DDT on interior surfaces (to kill misquotes that are entering the home) and using it on breeding grounds (to massively reduce the mosquito population). Yes, killing the bugs that enter homes is nice, and probably reduces infection rates, but destroying the breeding population is the proven way to (nearly) eradicate malaria.
Re:Meanwhile in Africa ... (Score:4, Insightful)
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"hundreds of people died of Malaria."
Reflecting the adult choices made in their societies. Nothing of value was lost, and I'm bored with decades of being bombarded
about the fate of humans not in my society who make bad decisions and die in droves. Fuck 'em.
Mankind is more advanced by prostheticat than by saving people from natural selection.
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I really hope any other replies skip the graphic detail of their imaginings.
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Better than with no hands at all!
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Don't quit your day job (Unless you edit photos for a living. In that case, quit immediately.)
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Why not skip the complicated and expensive surgery and go straight for the duct tape?
Re:metal sticking out of the legs (Score:5, Insightful)
I don't really understand why they needed to put the cat under to place the new legs onto the rods, then the cat walked and even jumped onto a pack of toilet paper.
Same reason you put a cat under to clean its teeth. Messing around with a cat's legs while it's awake is likely to cost you a few fingers.
Re:metal sticking out of the legs (Score:5, Interesting)
Somewhat off-topic (but the story is about cat surgery, so...), over the past year, a cyst/tumor started to grow on my cat's forehead. When it grew to about 1.5cm diam., the vet said it would keep growing, eventually into her eye, if it wasn't removed. She quoted $850 for the surgery, much of it the cost of anesthesia and monitoring. After fretting over it for some weeks, and draining it every few days (which the vet said I'd have to do for the rest of her life without the surgery) to keep the pressure down and make it grow slower, I had an idea. Cat fur is very loose and pliable, so I pulled the tumor away from her skull, formed it into a kind of ball, and tied a rubber band very tightly around the base to cut off the circulation. (I don't think this caused her any pain; she was purring during the whole procedure.) Within a week and a half it dried up and shrank to the size of a raisin. The skin just under the rubber band fused together, and last week, about 6 weeks later, the tumor fell off by itself (rubber band still attached). Now there is just a tiny reddish spot where the tumor used to be. I thought that perhaps I should patent my "method to cure cat skin tumors with a rubber band", but upon researching it, I found that apparently Hippocrates suggested this technique in 460 BC.
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I don't really understand why they needed to put the cat under to place the new legs onto the rods
Try giving a cat a pill and you'll understand. It has to do with sharp teeth and claws. I have scars to show for it.
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Try giving a cat a pill and you'll understand. It has to do with sharp teeth and claws. I have scars to show for it.
That is why you find a compounding pharmacy and get liquid meds done.
I have 2 cats on heart meds (Yes, Heart Meds - Atenalol) and one gets meds once a day and the other twice a day. If I had to do pills, they'd probably be passed on since they'd have spit the meds out part of the time. They can't do that with tuna flavored liquid meds.
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>I don't really understand why they needed to put the cat under to place the new legs onto the rods, then the cat walked and even jumped onto a pack of toilet paper.
They were taking Xrays to confirm the implants were ready. This requires the legs to be absolutely still and in a most-likely unnatural position. Many cats instinctively do not like people messing with their back legs. Not quite sure why, though. I have been around cats all my life, and even the most lovable and forgiving cats still have