Rumor of Betelgeuse's Death Greatly Exaggerated 356
The Bad Astronomer writes "A rumor is spreading on the Net like wildfire that the red supergiant star Betelgeuse is about to explode in a supernova. This rumor is almost certainly not true. First, it's posted on a doomsday forum. Second, it's three times removed from the source, and is anonymous at each step. Third, the evidence is shaky at best. Plus, even if true, the supernova is too far away to hurt us. But other than that ..."
Of course it is. (Score:5, Insightful)
Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse. Betelgeuse.
There he is right there.
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Doesn't Betelgeuse rhyme with edelweise (instead of being pronounced beetle-juice)? There's a song in there somewhere ...
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Depends on who pronounces it.
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Edelweiss is actually pronounced "Aydel-vice"
Actually, it's pronounced "edel-weiss." Some of us are native German speakers, you insensitive clod!
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I live.
Who cares? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Who cares? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Who cares? (Score:4, Funny)
meh. Potato, potawto, it's all relative.
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You just did. And so did the parent poster. But I suppose you might both be nobodies, so maybe you're right?
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I'm wondering if a full quantum theory of everything will give us an absolute time. I highly doubt it, but it's interesting thinking about.
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At least we would get a nice neutrino flux for our detectors to play with.
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Neutrinos were detected along with photons from the 1987 supernova. I expected that this would be the same, except closer and brighter.
Re:Who cares? (Score:5, Funny)
I don't think any neutrino detector can detect them. Not even IceCube.
What about Dr Dre?
Re:Who cares? (Score:5, Funny)
I don't think any neutrino detector can detect them. Not even IceCube.
What about Dr Dre?
Oh right! Forgot about Dre.
Re:Who cares? (Score:5, Interesting)
I care... (Score:2)
I damn hope it will go off in my lifetime (yes, yes - as in "the light from the event which sort of already happened will get here during..."). It will be quite a sight.
Re:Who cares? (Score:4, Insightful)
Move on, slashdotters, once again there's nothing to see...
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relativity FAIL
Re:Who cares? (Score:5, Informative)
Betelgeuse isn't millions of light-years away from Earth. It's in our Galaxy, about 600 light years away.
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At warp 9, it would take about 144 days to reach Betelgeuse.
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Betelgeuse is, according to Wikipedia, 640 LY from Earth. Therefore it will take light 640 years to travel to Earth from Betelgeuse.
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640 is the distance limit anyway. After all, why would light need to travel further than 640 LY?
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Betelgeuse is, according to Wikipedia, 640 LY from Earth. Therefore it will take light 640 years to travel to Earth from Betelgeuse.
Not if you travel at Warp 9
Re:Who cares? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Who cares? (Score:5, Funny)
Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy, you know?
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However, it may be really upsetting to Zaphod Beeblebrox [wikipedia.org]!
I bet he signed the form to build a bypass there though.
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A supernova can only effect us if it is within 25 light years of us.
Is that your hobby? [xkcd.com]
Re:Who cares? (Score:4, Insightful)
it is way beyond the point at which I give a flying fuck
The reason you give a flying fuck is that an event like this (a supernova the brightness of the full moon lasting for weeks or months) will bring out all of people's craziest fears. For some span of time, society will operate in a significantly less rational way. So you want to do your best to figure out two things: how long will this period of irrational behaviour last, and will that irrational behaviour manifest in ways that affect me?
Re:Who cares? (Score:5, Funny)
With the crazies I have around me, who'd notice?
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For some span of time, society will operate in a significantly less rational way.
Yeah, for about a week and then it would be business as usual. People have such a short memory or they wouldn't vote the same politicians over and over. Top it with the fact that slashdotters already operate in a significantly less rational way and the world hasn't fallen (neither has Slashdot)
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The ignorant think 2012 is scarier than global warming. I wish they could put it off its only been a handful of years since 2000.
Well, 2012 is an election year...
Don't people get sick of doomsdays?
Flash! Plague of doomsday fears could cause humanity's extinction! Tabloid journalism at 11!"
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I wonder if this supernova triggers the Great Collapsing Hrung Disaster?
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Did anyone ever work out what a Hrung was?
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it is way beyond the point at which I give a flying fuck because it doesn't effect me one whit. However, it may be really upsetting to Zaphod Beeblebrox
Orion my be bothered by it as well. It is his right shoulder, after all.
Re:Who cares? (Score:5, Funny)
Well, 640 light years ought to be far enough for anyone!
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TFA clearly states it's not the right type of star to cause gamma rays upon explosion, so unless either our observations or our understanding are seriously flawed that should not be an issue.
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Ago: One less than twogo.
Seriously? (Score:5, Insightful)
I mean, does this story warrant inclusion on slashdot? There are plenty of other places to go for bad rumors and conspiracy theories.
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Re:Seriously? (Score:4, Funny)
Sure, but of all the places to go for bad rumors and conspiracy theories, slashdot is my favorite!
I wonder if the other trashy news (+rumor) sites say "this was first reported on Slashdot, which means it's probably false."
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You're all going to be pissed, I saw a picture of a guy who saw an iPad and wrote a 1,000 word essay on the topic and submitted it.
Re:Seriously? (Score:4, Funny)
I heard a rumor about a slashdotter who saw a picture of a guy who saw an iPad. I submitted it as a story. kdawson promised me it would be front page tomorrow.
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Want to predict a supernova? There's an app for FZZZ BZZZZ:"PO&*n o c a r r i e r
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There are plenty of other places to go for bad rumors and conspiracy theories.
I mean, does this story warrant inclusion on slashdot?
When you read it backwards, you sound ridiculous.
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Slashdot is news for nerds. News affecting "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" qualifies. I mean, I'm guessing 90% of us have read some or all of the "trilogy." Also guessing that most of us, upon reading the title, thought "What about Ford Prefect now?"
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Now we finally know what a collapsing hrung is.
Doomsday forum (Score:5, Funny)
Hmm... That's almost more interesting to me. Seems pretty odd to have a doomsday forum. If you think the world is ending soon, you're going to be online, chatting about it? Are the doomsday predictions spinning off to places other than Earth because doomsayers realized they're tired of being wrong and if they're right about predicting the earth's demise, they won't get any credit for it?
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They have to have some place to share tips on the best places to buy seed vaults, share bunker plans, and learn the proper use of the crowbar vis-a-vis ventilation access.
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They need each other for daily contribution to their confirmation bias. Now they are a group of the wise...
Re:Doomsday forum (Score:4, Funny)
Hmm... That's almost more interesting to me. Seems pretty odd to have a doomsday forum. If you think the world is ending soon, you're going to be online, chatting about it?
I take it no one has introduced you to Bash.org?
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News? (Score:2, Informative)
Re:News? (Score:4, Informative)
What's new is that the doomsday tomorrow nuts have something else to latch on to, since 2012 has been thoroughly debunked.
Of course it is possible that it already has gone supernova, and that the light and hard gamma front will reach us tomorrow morning.
Fortunately it's far enough away that the only people who are going to notice anything other than a bright light in the sky are gamma ray astronomers, and astronomers who work on supernova theory.
It'll be a great day for astronomers when it does go, however, a supernova that close and that thoroughly studied will give us a lot of hard information on supernova. For example, IIRC Betelgeuse was the one of the first stars to actually have it's angular diameter measured (1921) and surface imaged using interferometry.
I'm old enough to remember when they imaged it's surface, at the time it was an incredible achievement.
SB
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Like I said, for most everyone it'll be a bright light in the sky... actually, given it's proximity and size, it'll probably be easily visible in daylight. That would be awesome, supernova that bright are extremely rare :-)
SB
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I would hope for visibility by daylight, since Orion is basically only up during the day this time of year!
Clever, clever kooks - pick a target that's practically un-observable when you make your big "announcement." :)
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Ah yes, Chronomancy [bookofratings.com], the art of telling the future by waiting to see what happens.
Reason four: (Score:5, Funny)
Check for puppeteers (Score:5, Funny)
I don't see any Pierson's Puppeteers around. I think we should get out of here.
I also heard... (Score:5, Interesting)
I swear I have assuage my Mom's fear about that one every year. I would just send her to Snopes. But the copious pop-under ads, malware, etc. makes me think I would be causing more problems that I would solve.... "No Mom. You cannot make win a free XBox by punching that monkey...". But I digress.
Almost certainly not true (Score:2)
is a weaker assumption than almost surely not true... so it might.
Ok, now (Score:2)
Coincidentally, I heard this rumour today! Would make a nice companion to SN 1987A for astronomers
Oh well, ask again in one thousand years...
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Anyone with a good telescope available?!
The one thing I don't want to be doing if Betelgeuse goes supernova is looking at it with a telescope.
(not with my remaining good eye that is).
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Anyone with a good telescope available?!
Depends what you consider "good." If you're thinking of something in the $199-$15,999 price range, with an aperture of 4-16 inches (which should be plenty for just looking at a nearby supernova, then the 16" Meade or one of the 14" Celestrons where I stargaze [hawaii.edu] should work.
If, on the other hand, you're thinking more in the $3,000,000-$400,000,000 range, then I'd have to schlep all the way up to the general vicinity [hawaii.edu] of work [subarutelescope.org].
But I'm relatively certain that even folks around work would be interested in looking
in other important astronomy news... (Score:3, Informative)
In other news, the M1 nebula is NOT... I repeat, *not* about to disappear.
Bernard's Star is also NOT going nova this week. Probably not next week either.
Also, do not panic. Neptune is quite stable in its orbit and is NOT about to collide with Jupiter, say astronomers. Repeat, it *will not* collide.
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You know, for some relative values of now you can see, unfolding before our eyes (ok, "damn sensitive satellites"), events from a time not long after Big Bang. I've heard those are some damn hostile condiditions and will bring, in the end, nothing good for anyone involved... ;)
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Point out to the doomsdayers that radiation from the Big Bang, the largest explosion in the history of the universe and unimaginably large compared to a mere supernova, is about to strike the Earth.
Our chances are slim (Score:3, Insightful)
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Oh come on, everyone knows the Mayan Calendar has been debunked.
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Because if anyone (or anything) is around to notice itself existing, it is safe to say conditions appear to allow their existence. Ergo, only those who who live in those conditions will be around questioning why would everything work out so nice for life when the universe appears quite hostile towards existence.
See: Anthropic principle [wikipedia.org]
So ... (Score:2)
Did it explode 640 years ago and we're about to witness it? Or is it going to explode soon, and future generations can witness it?
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Considering that the only observations we get happened 640 years ago, I'm assuming it's the former.
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How would we know, until its light reaches us? Nothing can travel faster than light, not even knowledge.
Ford can go home (Score:2, Offtopic)
ugh (Score:5, Insightful)
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Probably because of statements like these:
When it collapses, it will be at least as bright as the full moon, and maybe as bright as the sun. For six weeks. So the really lucky folks (for whom Betelgeuse is only visible at night) will get 24 hour days, everybody else will get at least some time with two suns in the sky. The extra hour of light from daylight savings time won't burn the crops, but this might.
If this is really as bright as the sun (and no one is really sure; this is about the biggest star that's ever been recorded)...then all the other doom scenarios become small beer.....
Hmm all this talk of 6 weeks of constant daylight and two suns in the sky from Betelgeuse which happens to be not far away at all from where google sky, wiki etc blacked out an area said to contain nibiru
photons are photons and as bright as the sun would include as hot as the sun.
Maybe it won't be as bad for people who are in the winter hemisphere. Or not. Geez. No part of the planet would be unaffected.
Those were from page 1 of the forum thread. Not exactly a bastion of critical thinking.
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I see your point, but regardless of the source or relevance, it's never a bad practice to debunk faulty logic or unsubstantiated claims when you see them. It's good for people to view claims with a certain level of cynicism and requiring evidence.
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> Why does it even need to be publicly debunked to this extent?
I got the impression that "Bad Astronomer" had been receiving numerous emails about it.
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Somehow I'm reminded of Glen Beck asking people to deny things everybody (including, apparently, Glen Beck) knows are either outright false or huge distortions of the truth.
Fifth... (Score:2)
Fifth, if we can see it, it has exploded, already.
Spreading like wildfire? (Score:4, Informative)
Nice try (Score:5, Funny)
Nice try, but I'm not falling for that one.
Short Story (Score:3, Interesting)
Can't remember the author, but it goes like this:
Amateur astronomers are out watching the sky for the rumored light from a star that had gone supernova thousands of years before. The supernova was predicted by astronomers as early as the middle ages. It was supposedly going to be very bright. Well, the sun rises early...or at least some brightly shining object. But one of the people corrects the questioner, stating that it is the hour of the moon's rising and it must be reflecting the light from the new star. Someone suggests that it seemed to be getting rather warm.
Short of it is, this exploding star's light was several times more intense than even our Sun. In the short term it created massive weather effects -- tornados, typhoons, etc. But the air temperature in the first day of its arrival soared to over 200 degrees F - the oceans began to boil, it was unbearable to be outside. The people who survived until the first night -- when the air temperature dropped to somewhere over 130 F -- began pondering what life forms would carry on after this, because it wouldn't be humans.
There was a similar something in the news last year -- light from an ancient supernova finally reaching Earth and it made me think of this story then too. Not sure what happened to that one.
Tharg Is Going To Be Pissed Off (Score:2)
Not very splundig at all.
Yeah saw this one yesterday (Score:4, Interesting)
The rumour was it will occur in the next few weeks, similar to SN 1054 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SN_1054 [wikipedia.org]
[quote]SN 1054 (Crab Supernova) was a supernova that was widely seen on Earth in the year 1054. It was recorded by Chinese, Japanese, Native Americans, and Persian/Arab astronomers as being bright enough to see in daylight for 23 days and was visible in the night sky for 653 days.[1][2][3] The progenitor star was located in the Milky Way galaxy at a distance of 6,300 light years and exploded as a core-collapse supernova.[/quote]
Why is it? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Why is it? (Score:5, Interesting)
Ever considered that it might not be the same people doing both?
It isn't stupidity alone (Score:4, Insightful)
Almost certainly true, and we've known it for ages (Score:2)
We've know for ages that Betelgeuse was about to go supernova. Of course, that astronomy talk meaning "probably within a few centuries or so". I didn't even see anything in the article that implied that this was unexpected. It's true that the author personally projected all sorts of disasters, but he didn't even claim to be an astronomer.
So this is a "Yawn" story, not even worth a disclaimer.
The real doomsday sign is the cubs wining it all! (Score:4, Funny)
The real doomsday sign is the cubs wining it all!
Re:What are the odds? (Score:5, Informative)