Japan Plans Moon Base Built By Robots For Robots 253
An anonymous reader writes "The Japanese space agency, JAXA, has plans to build a base on the Moon by 2020. Not for humans, but for robots — and built by robots, too. A panel authorized by Japan's prime minister has drawn up preliminary plans for how humanoid and rover robots will begin surveying the moon by 2015, and then begin construction of a base near the south pole of the moon. The robots and the base will run on solar power, with total costs about $2.2 billion USD, according to the panel chaired by Waseda University President Katsuhiko Shirai. 'As currently envisioned, the robots that will land on the lunar surface in 2015 will be 660-pound behemoths equipped with rolling tank-like treads, solar panels, seismographs, high-def cameras, and a smattering of scientific instruments. They'll also have human-like arms for collecting rock samples that will be returned to Earth via rocket.'"
Obligatory (Score:1, Funny)
I for one welcome our 660-pound moon-dwelling robot overlords
All Your Base Are Belong To Us (Score:1, Funny)
Oh that seems so appropriate right now...
optimistic Japanese (Score:5, Funny)
The start of the revolution... (Score:5, Funny)
What about the sailors? (Score:5, Funny)
Should they bite your shiny metal ass?
Re:Obligatory (Score:2, Funny)
Moon Base Built By Robots For Robots
So these robots are already planning to build a moon base that discriminates against humans? I wonder if that's because they'll be doing secret robot research there into the preliminary SkyNET satellite network? The moon is in the sky, and SkyNET is in the sky ... coincidence? I think not.
Re:and why, exactly? (Score:4, Funny)
Your UID sounds un-American. All your bases will be belong to US.
Foolish Japanese (Score:1, Funny)
The robots and the base will run on solar power
They won't get much solar power on the moon since it's only out at night. We should copy their idea but build our base on the sun.
Re:and why, exactly? (Score:2, Funny)
uh... yeah, that makes a LOT more sense than "take the moon" haha... oh well, thanks for the opportunity to rant anyway huh ^^
Go go Grendizer! (Score:2, Funny)
They were culturally indoctrinated for years for stuff like this (random link to random giant robot anime ommited). I am not surprised.
Re:All Your Base Are Belong To Us (Score:5, Funny)
Re:and why, exactly? (Score:5, Funny)
I guess I'm from the 1st category "people who own America" according to your hierarchy. I'm Chinese.
Ohhhhhhhhh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just $2.2 Billion? (Score:5, Funny)
Hey, I just do rockets. I can figure the cheapest way to get mass X to position Y with velocity Z.
Dust? Ask the guys who build targets (I think they are called civil engineers or something)
Re:Obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
Remember they are Japanese - these robots will probably look like adolescent schoolgirls.
Re:and why, exactly? (Score:2, Funny)
Fuck Empire.
Look at me guys, I'm against nationalism! Am I cool yet?
Re:optimistic Japanese (Score:2, Funny)
So what if they rebel? We'll send up our own HERCs and wreck the Prometheus core.
Re:Just $2.2 Billion? (Score:2, Funny)
This may be the first time I've seen someone seriously say, in effect, "I'm just a rocket scientist, how am I supposed to know?".
Re:and why, exactly? (Score:2, Funny)
Careful! He's German - this sort of humour might give him an aneurysm.