Cannibal Galaxy the Biggest In the Near Universe 118
The Bad Astronomer writes "Astronomers have found the most massive galaxy in the near universe: an obese, bloated monster that may tip the cosmic scales at 13 trillion times the mass of the Sun, 20 times the mass of the entire Milky Way. The galaxy, called ESO 146-IG 005, sits at the center of a dense cluster of other (but much more lightweight) galaxies, and grew to its present size by eating the galaxies around it. In fact, the so-far undigested cores of at least five other galaxies are still easily seen in the cannibal's nucleus. Astronomers are having difficulty pinning down the galaxy's exact mass, but it's clearly the biggest bruiser within 1.5 billion light years of home."
Should be named Homer Simpson (Score:5, Funny)
MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Gaaaaalaaaaaxyyyyyyy
om nom nom nom
Should be named Galactus (Score:1)
we shouldn't worry, Galactus is fair and gives earth a chance..
umm.. on second thought.. i think we should be worried :|
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Keep an eye out for the Silver Surfer
Now I'm Officially Scared (Score:2, Funny)
It's not that bad (Score:4, Informative)
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It's not as big as it sounds. Milky Ways only have like 9 grams of fat. So this thing is like... 180 grams of fat. We'll live.
Sure, in a diabetic coma, that's about 10 ounces (280 grams) of sugar. I'd go with the Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing [menshealth.com]... but Chili's Awesome Blossom [menshealth.com] has more fat... the good stuff always does...
A little closer to topic, to be a cannibal doesn't this thing have to eat OTHER giant "galaxy eating" galaxies? Also, looking at the photo [gemini.edu] the galaxy in question may be large, but you have to admit it's positively glowing...
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The Chili's Awesome Blossom was retired. Replaced by the Jalapeno onion what the fuck ever. Yes... I am still bitter about it.
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2,710 calories
203 g fat
194 g carbs
6,360 mg sodium
The sodium would harden your arteries, getting them ready
for the Roto-Router needed to remove the cholesterol.
It was truly a thing of greasy beauty...
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Couldn't agree more!
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the Outback Steakhouse Aussie Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing [menshealth.com]..
... fuck me, do you guys really think we Aussies eat something like that? Yikes...
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... you have to admit it's positively glowing...
That glow could be gravitational 'lensing' of objects behind it. It probably has such a huge gravitational field that it's warping the space around it.
Re:Now I'm Officially Scared (Score:5, Funny)
First global warming, now solar system-eating far galaxy monsters. What could possibly be worse?
I'll take a shot at that: How about The Big Rip [wikipedia.org]? Cosmic expansion increasing exponentially quickly so that every atom, no, every point of space time retreats from every other point faster than the speed of light. Everything in the universe ripping apart in an instant. OOoooohhhh! Scary!
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Where is a copyright lawyer when you need one..... That was not The Big Rip.
The Big Rip occurred on January 19th, 1999 approximately 7:56pm PST in Southern California. The event itself was recorded by the SCSN (Southern California Seismic Networks) and first reported by the Adelanto Receiving Station minutes later. Investigations concluded the seismic event occurred above ground roughly located within a Cinemark Movie theater, Screen 8. Very few witnesses were left alive, or with the ability to speak.
I
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Haha. It's "flamebait" because of the highly flammable gasses.
Re:Now I'm Officially Scared (Score:5, Funny)
First global warming, now solar system-eating far galaxy monsters. What could possibly be worse?
Total protonic reversal. Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. That would be bad. [/ghostbusters]
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First global warming, now solar system-eating far galaxy monsters. What could possibly be worse?
Congress?
In Other Words: The Cannibal Galaxy (Score:1, Informative)
is a botnet !
Thanks in advance.
Yours In Astrakhan,
K. Trout
Black Galaxy? (Score:4, Interesting)
If a Black Hole is a super dense star, is it possible to have a galaxy of black holes? Or one giant one with an event Horizon as big as a galaxy?
Re:Black Galaxy? (Score:4, Interesting)
By my calculations, a black hole with a radius of 100000 light years would require a mass of approximately 3 * 10^17 solar masses or about 5 orders of magnitude more mass than is present even in this monster galaxy. And of course, all that mass would have to be present within the 100000 light years, this galaxy is much more spread out than that. So no, it's pretty unlikely to have a galaxy sized black hole (and that's even assuming that I did my math right).
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Oh boy, you are so wrong it’s not even funny.
Because your 100000 light years premise is wrong.
A black hole also doesn’t even remotely have the diameter of a normal star.
I bet a black hole with all the stars of a galaxy in it, would still not be bigger than maybe a pretty large star.
It’s mass that counts. Not radius.
Actually YOU are wrong (Score:2)
Actually you're wrong. His assumption of size was based on a question, paraphrased as follows: "Could there be a black hole with an event horizon as large as a galaxy." He chose a number based on the size of an average galaxy as we know it. Theoretically it's possible and he did the math to figure out what the mass would need to be.
Think before you type ;)
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By my calculations, a black hole with a radius of 100000 light years would require a mass of approximately 3 * 10^17 solar masses...
Note that 100,000 ly is much larger than some smaller galaxies [wikipedia.org]. I could be wrong, but unlike LoC, VW Beetles, etc., "galaxy" isn't a unit of measurement.
Re:Black Galaxy? (Score:4, Interesting)
In approximately 10^40 years, every galaxy will be nothing but black holes. By then, all stars will either have become white dwarfs or black holes, and the white dwarfs will have even cooled off to become black dwarfs. I suppose there would be some neutron stars for large stars that couldn't reach the mass limit that turns them into black holes.
But a galaxy of nothing but black holes? Nah. It would require nothing but very massive stars, and these stars are very rare, compared to the number of stars in the universe.
Re:Black Galaxy? (Score:5, Insightful)
In approximately 10^40 years, every galaxy will be nothing but black holes. By then, all stars will either have become white dwarfs or black holes, and the white dwarfs will have even cooled off to become black dwarfs.
So what the hell is the point of even getting up in the morning?
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what will you wipe your black hole with
Re:Black Galaxy? (Score:5, Insightful)
Bacon.
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I'm Jewish, you insensitive clod!
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Turkey bacon! Better than nothing...
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Quite likely pretty much all galaxies will be "a galaxy of black holes" at some point, simply because virtually everything else will decay [wikipedia.org] in the meantime (and long before black holes themselves will decay). Some models [wikipedia.org] even have the possibility that whole Universe will turn into a singularity (though not really of the same kind as a black hole)
As for "giant one with an event Horizon as big as a galaxy", you're unlikely to find enough mass in one place for something like that to form (nevermind the unlikene
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That is to be expected relatively soon with two massive and rather close bodies orbiting each other, yes. But I guess it doesn't really translate that well to one heck of a n-body problem, where those bodies are also widely dispersed; I guess it would be already pointed out in "future of the Universe" lists, if it were the case.
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The process should be slower if the masses are farther apart, but I do not know anything that could prevent it. Having more masses should speed the process up.
The smaller black holes might evaporate before they actually collide, but cosmic background radiation probably more than makes up for any loss due to hawking radiation. Of course, with the expansion of the universe, the background temperature lowers, so they might evaporate after all.
Still, in the end two gravitational bound black holes should either
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What does the natural world say of this?! (Score:1)
Change one letter... (Score:4, Funny)
Oh yeah! Survival of the fittest, bitches!
Wouldn't that be survival of the fattest?
I, for once... (Score:3, Funny)
... well, you know what
Am I the only one (Score:2)
who's first reaction was to wonder what it might be like to live there, in the cannibal galaxy's nucleus?
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who's first reaction was to wonder what it might be like to live there, in the cannibal galaxy's nucleus?
I thought the very same thing when I was watching Into The Universe With Stephen Hawking, I think the episode was entitled A Brief History Of Everything and at one point they play a computer simulation of galaxies merging and eventually they throw a lot of galaxies together before that piece ends.
Might be worth looking up as it was incredibly beautiful.
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well those simulatoins take place over millions of years. and although it looks like a galaxy eating another would be catastrophic fo any people living there, it really wouldn't. Most of space is... empty space. We focus on the stars and planets because they interesting, but there is a lot more space than stars and planets.
So there may be a few collisions of stars and planets when a galaxy eats another galaxy, but it wouldn't happen as often as you think. And since the process of a galaxy eating another gal
Eating ? (Score:4, Insightful)
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you actually mean 'merging' with them. galaxies do not consume stellar material to burn. stellar material just merges.
...Unless the core black hole starts sucking down the new mass from the merger. Then it sounds like eating to me.
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if it was as such, galaxy wouldnt grow in size.
Yes it would, unless the consumption was 100%. And regardless, the galaxy would grow in mass. The article said this was the most massive galaxy.
Re:Eating ? (Score:5, Insightful)
you actually mean 'merging' with them. galaxies do not consume stellar material to burn. stellar material just merges.
I don't consume Cheetos and Mountain Dew, I merge with them. I don't burn most of them, they simply merge into a nearly circular ring around my midsection.
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you actually mean 'merging' with them. galaxies do not consume stellar material to burn. stellar material just merges.
I don't consume Cheetos and Mountain Dew, I merge with them. I don't burn most of them, they simply merge into a nearly circular ring around my midsection.
You know you're in *real* trouble when you genuinely can't lose weight because you got so fat in the first place that your gravitational field has become self-sustaining.
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you actually mean 'merging' with them. galaxies do not consume stellar material to burn. stellar material just merges.
I don't consume Cheetos and Mountain Dew, I merge with them. I don't burn most of them, they simply merge into a nearly circular ring around my midsection.
You know you're in *real* trouble when you genuinely can't lose weight because you got so fat in the first place that your gravitational field has become self-sustaining.
But on the plus side, you get to have some very pretty moons.
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I set you up with a straight line like that, and this is the punch line you come up with? Damn it, why do I even try?
Re:Eating ? (Score:5, Funny)
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you actually mean 'merging' with them. galaxies do not consume stellar material to burn. stellar material just merges.
The story submitter has watched too many movies.
Can Galaxies pass through each other? (Score:2)
Galaxies are mostly empty space, right? (Well, ok, there's a lot of dust and rarified gas between star systems, I guess, and maybe lots of small stuff?) Could two Galaxies 'pass through' each other, and then keep on going, instead of merging? I mean, they would appear to be merged for a long long time, even if they could pass through, simply because it would take billions of years for them to pass through each other, right?
Or is gravity strong enough that if they begin to pass through each other, they will
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Oh my... (Score:1)
Milky Way not much "worse"/"better" (Score:5, Interesting)
("worse"/"better" - is an act of eating galaxies ammoral? ;) )
Our galaxy is a cannibal, too...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgo_Stellar_Stream [wikipedia.org]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monoceros_Ring [wikipedia.org]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nearest_galaxies [wikipedia.org]
(and those links are just a starting point; BTW, BOINC project Milkyway@home models this)
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What does God need with a Starshi...err... Galaxy?
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Under a rock?
Up goes the premium (Score:1, Funny)
Just wait until the insurance companies hear about this.
Time to update the joke (Score:3, Funny)
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It is...the most em-biggened galaxy in the universe.
I don't always cannibalize other galaxies, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
Stay hungry my friends.
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Your momma so fat that she eats cannibal galaxies!
oh yeah? Well Your momma so fat that she shits from a black hole!
Oh yeah? Well your momma so fat that she bends space and time! The big bang was a case of your momma's diarrhea the day after she consumes everything in the universe!
Re:Time to update the joke (Score:4, Insightful)
Yeah well, and yo momma is so drunk, that the stench of cheap booze is only drowned by the vomit in her beard. :P
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The neutrino! Massless and fast. Folks, this should be quite a match.
Neutrinos [wikipedia.org] have mass.
Oh come on... (Score:2, Funny)
... It's just BIG BONED!
As Obi-Wan should say (Score:2)
Where's the CowboyNeal option? (Score:1, Funny)
How do they know? (Score:2, Insightful)
Astronomers are having difficulty pinning down the galaxy's exact mass, but it's clearly the biggest bruiser within 1.5 billion light years of home
I mean, it's the largest galaxy they've seen at this point. But, if a galaxy of that size can go undiscovered for this long, how do they know there's not another one within 1.5 billion light years that's larger? Did they look at all of it, and just leave this little section for last?
Or is the summary just fabricating things that aren't in the article?
Expanding? Runaway? Collapsing? (Score:3, Interesting)
do you hear the maddening beating of vile drums? (Score:2, Informative)
omg! they found azathoth!!!!
Outside the ordered universe [is] that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azathoth
One of my favorite jokes (Score:2)
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks "Does this taste funny to you?"
That would be 1.5 billion light years.... (Score:2, Insightful)
...ago
It should be noted that this is not it's current size or state but its size and state about 1.5 billion years ago.
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True, but technically uninteresting. If you are standing 100 meters away from me, then technically I never actually see "you," I see "you, 333 nanoseconds ago."
In order for there to be a past, there has to be a "then" and a "now," and these are relative to your frame of reference. Yes, it's 1.5 billion years in the "past," but it's unimportant because there's no possibility of ever "catching up" to it. What we see right now, for all useful purposes, could be said to be happening "now."
Ah geez, let's just go
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Wrong.
In our light cone this is how the galaxy appears now. There is no concept of "now" outside our light cone, as much as intuitive Newtonian physics would like that to be true.
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I know that it doesn't make sense to our minds which are used to Newtonian physics. I'll try to explain a bit, but you might want to read "A Brief History of Time" or some other layman's introduction.
You are right that the light emitted from the galaxy that we are seeing left that galaxy 1.5 billion years ago. You are right that time has passed for that galaxy since then (though it is not necessarily 1.5 billion years that have passed for it). However, where you are wrong is in your understanding of the ter
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In other words, as we cannot possibly know what will happen (note that is _not_ past tense, though in Newtonian physics that would have been "has happened") to the galaxy after the events that we are seeing, those events are in the future for us.
I think I get this, in that we can't access or otherwise change the galaxy we are observing, or have any influence on it, so it may as well not exist.
However wouldn't the state of its current existence outside of our lightcone be important if we were to say, mount a hypothetical expedition to a particular part of it at 99.99999% c, and hence would have to model where it is at the moment and where it will be when the expedition reaches it? So while not directly important it might be of indirect importance
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However wouldn't the state of its current existence outside of our lightcone be important if we were to say, mount a hypothetical expedition to a particular part of it at 99.99999% c, and hence would have to model where it is at the moment and where it will be when the expedition reaches it? So while not directly important it might be of indirect importance and thus impinge on our reality?
That's the other side of the lightcone, the events that _we_ can influence. See this picture:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/World_line.svg [wikimedia.org]
What can influence us is the lower cone, what we can influence is the upper cone.
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Hmmm, see: Hunting the edge of space [pbs.org] and note its time reference.
This is important considering the value of looking so far back in time.
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Real physicists use Earth's reference frame, not Earth-receive-time.
Care to explain how they differ? If I was inaccurate then I'd love to know where.
In Earth's reference frame, the speed of light is constant
Yes.
and reality is pretty close to intuitive Newtonian physics.
Really? Not on the scale of galaxies, it is not.
Obligatory. (Score:3, Funny)
Or it would be if it weren't for your mother.
It's at the end of this video, actually (Score:2)
Call the Fantastic Four -- Galactus is coming! (Score:2)
Sorry, couldn't resist. :-P
Old news (Score:5, Funny)
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This happened, like what, a billion and a half years ago?
So, a fairly recent news article in Slashdot time?
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This happened, like what, a billion and a half years ago?
...and it's just now getting posted on /.
OMG!!! (Score:1)
eating the galaxies around it????????????????
Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
CONTACT - Carl Sagan (Score:2)
Anyone remember that the aliens in Contact were gathering together large masses to fold local space as a way of staving off the increasing expansion of the universe? Sort of creating a future local pocket of resources for when everything else gets too far away? "It's good work."
Or am I misremembering again?
Interesting, but (Score:2)
The news about this galaxy is interesting. Really, it is.
But isn't "cannibal galaxy the biggest" a perfect example of a tautology? Basic gravity and a few billion years make this obvious.
What's Unrelated? (Score:1)
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Come closer, Agent Starling.
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