NASA's Space Balloon Smashes Car In Australia 174
Humunculus writes "Of more worldly issues, NASA's latest multimillion-dollar stratosphere-bound balloon launch has gone horribly wrong and crashed into a car, turning it over and narrowly missing two elderly people who were observing the launch. The payload fared worse, reportedly being smashed into a 'thousand pieces.'"
First (Score:4, Funny)
First splat
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Rather harsh punishment don't you think?
No one was hurt? (Score:4, Funny)
The director of the Balloon Launching Centre, Professor Ravi Sood, says no one was hurt. But he says the scientists involved in the NASA-sponsored project are crushed.
It says right there, some NASA scientists were crushed in the accident.
I think the old couple needs to sue, sell chunks of their car on eBay, and retire rich!
Whoosh? (Score:5, Funny)
It may be a bad day for balloon launches, but at least jokes seem to be flying right past some people.
Re:Whoosh? (Score:4, Funny)
It may be a bad day for balloon launches, but at least jokes seem to be flying right past some people.
Yup, unfortunately for NASA this story may yet balloon out of control or at least blown up out of proportion. Then again, I may just be full of hot air.
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Some people go ballistic when they miss the joke... they get so mad they look like they are about to pop...
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GP obviously doesn't work for NASA.
And here I was thinking, if any government organization could lift a balloon with all the hot air they created, it would be NASA. I guess Obama's budget cuts had a much larger deflationary effect than anyone expected.
NASA forgot (Score:5, Funny)
that Australia is upside down
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All they had to do was let go. I tell you, cycle commuting in Melbourne ain't easy. At least I can ride south in the morning on my way to work.
In related news... (Score:5, Funny)
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The lead baloon engineer....
Why was he trying to engineer a lead balloon? Didn't he watch that episode of MythBusters?
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I always thought it was made by Discovery Channel. Now you've taken up my slot for learning something today.
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Hehe you can tell sometimes too. Sometimes you hear a cameraman or production person off-camera speaking and they have an Australian accent. Not that Australians are that rare in California, but there seems to be quite a few 'expert people' that they interview/go and get parts from/etc that are Australian too from what I've noticed ...
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lead baloon
I think I figured out why the launch failed.
could someone translate from australian for me? (Score:5, Funny)
He said the balloon was then seen lying partially-inflated above a paddock "like a white Uluru".
what's a paddock?
and what is with the reference to an albino version of a star trek character?
i know you australians typically speak german like your neighbors to the north, but if you are going to write a story in the american language, try to more precise
thanks
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Re:could someone translate from australian for me? (Score:5, Funny)
> Rife with typo's
Ah, the ireny.
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Hey, how do you type that weird O with the line across it?
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You need an Australian keyboard. One of those that also has reverse “b”s (d).
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You're terrible, Muriel.
oh yeah? what have you aussie's given the world? (Score:4, Funny)
freud, schwarzenegger, mozart, schrodinger...
ok, that's respectable
respect to you australians then
but you really should stick with your native german language
lol (Score:3, Funny)
you compare a country to a misspelling of its name and you have the audacity to question my grasp on geography?
put another shrimp on the barbie and go watch the sound of music kid, the part where crocodile dundee teaches julie andrew's eight kids how to sing
learn something before you spout your ignorance, stupid child
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Exactly. I can't understand any of this:
"That balloon was as large as the Melbourne Cricket Ground when fully inflated, carried a two-tonne payload and travelled in the outer edge of the atmosphere at 50 metres per second."
They should know that in the US the standard units of measurement are football fields for length or area, elephants for mass, lightning strikes for probability, NASCARs for speed, DVDs for data, and swimming pools for volume.
"Outer edge of the atmosphere"? How many Empire State Buildings
Re:could someone translate from australian for me? (Score:4, Funny)
Please turn in your card at the door.
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Data: Books -- DVDs -- LOCs
Power: Horsepower -- Households -- POOTs (Power Output of Togo)
Area: Pinhead -- Football fields -- State of Delaware -- State of Texas -- Nothing's bigger than Texas
Volume: Volkswagens -- Buses -- Olympic swimming pools -- Britney Spear's Vagina
Length/height/width: Human hair -- Volkswagens laid end-to-end -- buses laid end-to-end -- Empire State Buildings
There are more, but my Am
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Okay, I can understand measuring amount of data by comparing it to the data in a book or a DVD, but Lines Of Code?
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you forgot
Energy ~= Burning LOCs
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Data is described in LOC.
Please turn in your card at the door.
Yes. And we have recently seen that you get about 2000 LOCs into a Catholic Church of data.
http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/10/04/28/1814221/Vatican-Chooses-Open-FITS-Image-Format [slashdot.org]
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A Paddock is an enclosed area [wikipedia.org]
Remember: Google is your friend.
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Uluru is the aboriginal name for Ayers Rock.
A Paddock is a fenced enclosure for animals usually Horses, what yanks call a corral.
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I know you're posting in jest :) But just so someone can "whoosh" me:
I'm pretty sure paddock is not slang: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddock [wikipedia.org] - it may have a somewhat different meaning in Australia but it's a standard English word nonetheless.
And I'm pretty sure most people would also be familiar with Uluru: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uluru [wikipedia.org]
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you're so ignorant of history (Score:4, Funny)
austria before world war ii was known as the empire of austria-hungry
this was solved by the invasion of turkey
turkey is a delicious country, especially on thanksgiving day, which is the day turkey was able to remove the hungry part of the austro-hungryian empire
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I remember that Simpsons episode. :)
that big game hunter was from south africa (Score:2)
where they speak a dialect of australian
"clever girl..."
Is it OK to laugh? (Score:3, Interesting)
We laugh at Fail Blog so...can't we laugh at this a little? Or maybe at least chuckle?
massive miscalculation (Score:3, Informative)
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which begs the question.. why the hell where they lifting a partially inflated balloon's payload with a damn crane???
a crane to get it off the truck - Yes..
tie downs while inflating - Yes...
lifting up 2 tons with a crane while inflating an attached high alt balloon??? who thought that was a good idea?? and what was the reasoning for it??
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The answer lies in the fact that your assumption is wrong. The vehicle is not used as a conventional crane.
In order to stop the payload swinging like a pendulum into the ground (as we just saw), you need the payload to be right underneath the balloon when you release it. There is usually some amount of wind, even if very slight, and so to satisfy the first condition, you have to have a vehicle at the bottom to drive the payload along at the same vector as the wind, right underneath the balloon which is also
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i understand your point - but by my gauge that balloon wasn't ready for launch..
while i don't launch balloons - if that is the way you wanted to do it.. would it not make it easier and safer to secure it to a flatbed truck and drive it under the balloon then release then having a crane hold it??
by nature a crane's arm is going to be directly above the load meaning that if the load was also directly under the balloon (required for a non off-vertical angle launch) that the crane's arm and tether are going to
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while i don't launch balloons - if that is the way you wanted to do it.. would it not make it easier and safer to secure it to a flatbed truck and drive it under the balloon then release then having a crane hold it??
The "crane" is needed to hold the payload still until the balloon ascends to pull the flight train and the gondola payload vertical. The tension in the flight train at balloon release pulls the payload horizontally, fairly hard. The flight train is typically 1000 feet long! While you could secure the payload to a truck, gondolas aren't generally designed to handle transverse loads at the load point. You really don't want them to, either; there's often (comparatively delicate) momentum transfer units at th
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That is the typical launch configuration. It is elevated so that when it is released, it does not drag the ground due to topography and lateral winds. Obviously the winds were too high. I suspect there was a malfunction, because I doubt anyone would think it would be a good idea to launch in winds that high. BTW, the balloon is only partially inflated because as it rises, the balloon envelope expands. (Due to lower atmospheric pressure and solar heating of the He) That balloon had enough lift. The winds wer
Rover! (Score:3, Funny)
Why did you think a big balloon would stop people?
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That was it, the couple must have escaped from The Village.
Who authorized go on launch? (Score:3, Insightful)
It seems in the very beginning of the clip that there was not enough upward force on the cable for a proper lift off. The launch release caused the payload to immediately swing like a pendulum and there was not enough launch height for the amount of vertical lift being applied to avoid the payload swinging into the ground.
I'm assuming that the actual near vertical crash was due to some kind of abort procedure initiated as a result of the payload being dragged across the ground because there was an (off screen) catastrophic balloon failure at that point.
Re:Who authorized go on launch? (Score:5, Informative)
I don't think that was a planned release, it seems more like an accident.
It looks as if the crane was rotating when the accident happened. The force of the balloon and the rotation of the crane seemed to have put a torque on the apparatus that was holding the rig in place. The apparatus snapped, releasing the rig and hijinx ensued.
Also, never part downwind of space balloon launches.
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Also, never fart downwind of space balloon launches.
just fixed that for you...
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If you look at the video just prior to them zooming in on the crane, you can see the balloon is quite high and off to the side, and the chute is un-inflated. The payload fell off the crane, so it was supported solely by the balloon. So, like a pendulum it started to swing. Once disaster struck an abort was declared, the ch
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It seems in the very beginning of the clip that there was not enough upward force on the cable for a proper lift off. The launch release caused the payload to immediately swing like a pendulum and there was not enough launch height for the amount of vertical lift being applied to avoid the payload swinging into the ground.
I'm assuming that the actual near vertical crash was due to some kind of abort procedure initiated as a result of the payload being dragged across the ground because there was an (off screen) catastrophic balloon failure at that point.
Or too much horizontal force? The balloon seemed quite a ways downrange. I wonder if they shot up a tracer rocket (ie, a model-rocket sized projectile that left a visible exhaust trail) to assess upper level winds?
Is this piece of junk costing NASA millions? (Score:4, Interesting)
Is this piece of junk costing NASA millions?
Or is the R&D costing millions and does this thing itself cost a lot less to reproduce?
Just a minor question, of course...
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Launches are risky, ans sometime something goes wrong. It wasn't a piece of junk. The crane they where using seems to be woefully inadequate. Plus there was as sudden and unexpected wind change.
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(They may change their design after watching the video...)
Indeed -- and I thought we had a hard landing [arizona.edu] on the test flight!
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Wait a sec... I think I recognize the background. Is that shot from inside Steward Mirror Lab?
+1 for the Idiocracy (Score:4, Funny)
I remember when NASA could sling shot a satellite 40,000+ miles looping around a planet 32 times, ricochet of an asteroid and drop a golf ball in a cup of coffee in the middle of Denver blindfolded with both hands behind their back.
Now they can't remember to convert metric to imperial (and back again) and can't launch a ballon...
Damn NASA used to be the best and the brightest. I worry if we'll be able to feed ourselves by the end of the year :P
NASA's performance was once the measure of the USA's intellectual success... I'm worried... apparently more money on education doesn't = smarter people...
I mean come on it's not rocke...errr wait...
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More money on education? We've been cutting public education budgets (vs inflation), since Reagan.
Maybe that's why we don't have smarter people.
Re:+1 for the Idiocracy (Score:4, Insightful)
NASA's performance was once the measure of the USA's intellectual success...
Sadly, it still is.
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Do stop with your foolish rants. NASA (and everybody else in the business) has had numerous failures and setbacks. It's part of the business (you know, rocket science). Even t
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The par-for-the-course failures of old we not a result of blatant oversights for the most part. Failures and setback due to unforeseen issues and the unknown are one thing, the last 5 years... not so much. Now lets just pray that the Range Safety Officer isn't watching pr0n on his iPhone when he's supposed to be at the ready for that button push you mentioned.
How do you crash a balloon? (Score:2)
Right?
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There is ALWAYS fucking risk. Shit sometimes goes wrong.
Plus this was Australians... so you know~
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Then it comes slowly in a few days and crashes into a car ;)
That would be understandable.
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You know, that's what I was expecting when I first read the title. I assumed it was a balloon that had gone up, and when it came back down, it smacked into a car. That would have been more interesting. :) Imagine driving down a road in the middle of nowhere, and then suddenly your car is hit by a balloon. :)
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It's not too hard, if you make it complicated enough. :)
They were trying to carry a heavy payload. To have enough energy to flip over a car, I'd have to assume it was very heavy.
If you watch the included video (oh my gosh, like on the link), you'll see there was already a decent crosswind. The lines from the balloon to the payload were at a 45 degree angle. This was not a "calm" launch. The crane was rotating to the left for some reason. It appeared that th
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Another hoax! (Score:3, Funny)
Was there a little boy in it? Is he OK??
Re:Another hoax! (Score:5, Funny)
How's my driving? Call 1-800-FUC-KYOU (Score:4, Informative)
If you don't like the way I drive, stay the hell off the sidewalk.
If you don't like the way I fly, keep your damn car the hell out of the field.
P.S.
He said the balloon was then seen lying partially-inflated above a paddock "like a white Uluru".
What the hell is an Uluru?
I guess it's something that kinda looks like a partially-inflated balloon over a paddock, except it's not white.
Ah... yeah... something like that. [wikipedia.org]
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Don't want to get crushed by a weather balloon? Don't park you cars 25 feet away from the launch.
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Look for my finger as you tailgate that elderly gentleman with the black fit-over sunglasses driving the old Hyundai at 25mph on i280.
Conflicting articles. (Score:4, Informative)
Watch out! The Roo's got a gun! (Score:2)
Crock Dundee must have been hiding near by.
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Unfortunate but not that surprising (Score:2)
Balloon launches are notoriously unreliable. You would think something this intrinsically simple would be pretty reliable, but a huge fraction of these types of launches go wrong. FAR less reliable than, say, a sounding rocket, which are typically 4-9's.
I don't, however, see how they could have released it when they did. It was clear that the thing would swing in an arc into the ground from where they released it. Particularly with someone dead downwind.
It's not a space balloon (Score:2)
NASA finds a new revenue stream (Score:2)
Insurance fraud! [dilbert.com]
Not NASA's Fault (Score:2)
New Slogan (Score:2)
It Could Have Been Worse... (Score:2)
Re:humm? (Score:5, Informative)
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Wait. What was NASA doing in Australia??
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NASA routinely flies stratospheric balloon craft from a variety of locations in the world, chosen for various reasons. From northern Canada to the Antarctic.
Google "NSBF" or "CSBF" (national scientific ballooning facility).
All that said, these facilities can/do launch payloads manufactured by anybody who can afford a launch - the payload may or may not be built by a University working with money that may or may not have come from NASA originally.
Personally I would assume that this particular payload w
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There are actually very few locations in the world suitable for this kind of launches. It requires special conditions and infrastructure. NASA launches from most of these sites. They share these launch locations with other organizations like CNES (France). Considering the low number of launch sites, it's only normal that NASA launches from as many of them as possible for their studies.
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NASA has plenty of bases/facilities in Australia. Is this really surprising considering Australia is well-placed for this kind of activity and is one of the US' closest allies (and by far the most significant ally in the southern hemisphere)? Actually there's a large NASA facility not more than 30 minutes drive from my house (in Australia) and it's quite an interesting place to visit :) Has a nice big sign at the entrance with several US and Australian flags flying together.
Tidbit: the original footage of N
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Link to the NASA complex near my house: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canberra_Deep_Space_Communication_Complex [wikipedia.org]
This is not the only one obviously, but it's a fairly important one, since it is in charge of communications with all deep space vehicles (Mars Rovers, Pioneers, Voyagers, New Horizons etc) for the period of the day when the other side of the world is pointing the wrong way ;)
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Slashdot posts link to articles?
Why didn't someone tell me this earlier?
because you're the kind of fuckin' idiot who hijacks conversations by asking dumb questions that well-meaning but not-so-bright people waste time answering, creating thread after thread of redundant posts (usually modded Insightful for some reason) that any intelligent reader has to sort through before getting to read any actual conversation. like when you ask something that you'd know the answer to if you read the fucking article, or sometimes even the fucking summary, and some big-heart-but-little-brain
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In other news, the White House announced that President Obama has determined to end NASAs dependence on new-fangled technology like balloons, and that they will instead be funding research into the next generation of proven technologies - ballistas [wikipedia.org] and confirmed the existence of the here-to-fore rumoured Project SlingShot [wikipedia.org].
"With advancements i
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I find this response insulting.
Australians do not drink Fosters!
It's for export only. Nothing is too bad for the rest of the world.
Not everyone has an Australians refined taste for wood alcohol. Most can't tell which car's radiator was used in producing the alcohol or how many hours old it is.
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It is rather funny actually how well Fosters is known outside of Australia, whereas it's virtually nowhere to be seen within Australia. That 'export quality' tag on the cans is Australia's biggest in-joke...