The Mystery of the Missing Methane 98
Hugh Pickens writes "Astrobiology Magazine reports that NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope has discovered something odd about GJ 436b, a planet about the size of Neptune located 33 light-years away, circling the star Gliese 436. The mystery? GJ 436b lacks methane, an ingredient common to many of the planets in our solar system. Methane is present on our life-bearing planet, manufactured primarily by microbes living in cows, and all of the giant planets in our solar system have methane too, despite their lack of cows. Spitzer was able to detect the faint glow of GJ 436b by watching it slip behind its star, an event called a secondary eclipse. As the planet disappears, the total light observed from the star system drops, and the diference is then measured to find the brightness of the planet at various wavelengths. Eventually, a larger space telescope could use the same kind of technique to search smaller, Earth-like worlds for methane and other chemical signs of life, such as water, oxygen and carbon dioxide. Adam Showman, a planetary scientist at the University of Arizona, says the 'provocative result' raises questions about the evolution of this planet, as well as the possibility that its atmosphere might represent an entirely new class of atmospheres that has never been explored."
"lack of cows"? (Score:3, Funny)
We don't know that for sure. We haven't been to the surface of any of these planets. I believe more study is needed.
Jinkies! (Score:2)
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That's not true, it could have been an actual ghost/sea monster/space cow. You never know.
Wouldn't that be a great, sort of surreal Scooby episode?
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"Ghosts don't exist, a mermaid told me."
Well then fuck the ghosts and screw the mermaid.
ps - the geek conditions, reasons and lore supporting going on with this could add paragraphs, if not novels, but I have to get my clothes washing done sometime today.
Re:"lack of cows"? (Score:5, Funny)
The reason that planet is lacking methane is because that solar system lacks Uranus.
"They've cows, Jim, but not as we know it." (Score:2)
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I saw that in the summary and had to laugh. But you're right, we see these planets as blobs in the sky. The closest we've been to checking the surface has been Mars, and the square footage of the surface that we've actually seen isn't enough to eliminate the possibility of cows. :)
Then again, if a rover went around a rock and found a cow, someone's going to have a cow.
Ahh, if only I worked for NASA. Inject some footage of a cow grazing into the incoming feed,
Obvious solution (Score:3, Interesting)
Methane is an important source of energy. Obviously there's an alien species which has used up all the methane from that planet.
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Even if the aliens are bacteria or similar it's an interesting thought. Methane can be used as a fuel and microorganisms may have it as a food source.
And if there are microorganisms there is always the possibility that there is life. However the light from the star may also be intense enough to crack up the methane molecules resulting in other types of compounds.
There may be other explanations too - the planet may have suffered some disturbing events where it lost a major part of it's atmosphere.
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No one said those microorganisms are still alive. If they are all dead, there isn't life.
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And the mistake was to miss the word "advanced" in "advanced life", just accept that comments on Slashdot sometimes do contain mistakes.
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You must be new here. Grammar Nazi's get so fucking caught up on the most trivial of errors they can't actually read and comprehend posts, let alone have enough understanding to mentally fill in words that were whiffed by the OP by should logically have been included.
*Trap is set*
Re:Obvious solution (Score:5, Interesting)
We can look at some of the possibilities of what could be happening on GJ 436b:
CH4 + H2O is in equilibrium with CO + 3 H2 (with a change in enthalpy of +206kJ/mol)
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Why So Much Focus on Cows? (Score:5, Informative)
Methane is present on our life-bearing planet, manufactured primarily by microbes living in cows, and all of the giant planets in our solar system have methane too, despite their lack of cows.
Why are cows focused on so much when it comes to methane? The only study I can find lists livestock making up only 19% as a source of atmospheric methane [wikipedia.org]. That's little more than our industrial energy sector production and about half as much as our wetlands produce. From NOAA [noaa.gov]:
Rapidly growing industrialization in Asia and rising wetland emissions in the Arctic and tropics are the most likely causes of the recent methane increase, said scientist Ed Dlugokencky from NOAA's Earth System Research Laboratory.
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When we drill the borehole to the center of the earth, we will find it's cows all the way down
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The center of earth is a myth.
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I didn't know that one of myth's meanings is nougat. Somethin' new every day...
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Because if they focused on rice, it wouldn't give a good argument for vegetarians. :-)
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Because if they focused on rice, it wouldn't give a good argument for vegetarians. :-)
Or tree huggers trying to "Save our precious wetlands!"
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Arthur C. Clarke wrote an intriguing book where the entire world had enacted a law that required everyone be vegetarian. As someone who wish he could be a vegetarian but isn't because he can't stand most vegetables and loves meat too much, I found it rather interesting.
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Probably... but the vega-hippies still would complain since it is 'bio-engineered'... Most would rather have 2 billion people starve than have bio-engineered crops (even though I presume most of these don't even know about the fact that we can only feed 4 billion if we only produce biological crops, they just go with the rest of the hippie nature crowd without understanding what's at stake).
P.S. Repost for accidental
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... but the vega-hippies still would complain
Actually we dumped all hippies in a place called "Sanaf Aran Siskh' oh" millenia ago; they complained too much.
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As a guess, because it's the most ridiculous contribution (nonetheless contributing to the feedback, most notably with arctic wetlands), the easiest to deal with...yet we still fail to do it. And that's with all the abundance of other tasty animals out there.
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Re:Why So Much Focus on Cows? (Score:4, Interesting)
Cows eating grass, outside...where have you seen that? O_o
In seriousness, that's not a showstopper; especially if reduced availability of meat would, for many people, actually increase their health (I don't advocate not eating meat, I do it myself; but too many people consume ridiculous amounts of it these days, having fallen in the trap of one old adaptation - "if there's some meat around, eat it!")
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Cows eating grass, outside...where have you seen that? O_o
Alberta?
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Cows eating grass, outside...where have you seen that? O_o
It’s called south south America. Or Switzerland. Look it up! ^^
(Seriously, Switzerland is cow heaven right there. So insanely beautiful!)
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True South America, as Brazil is, in fact, the world leader in beef exports, followed by Australia. I recall Argentina and Uruguay and several Central American countries are in the top 10 as well. Then there's India, which was still exporting more beef than the United States last time I checked (yes, sacred cow country is #3 in exports) I don't think Europe even has a country in the top 10, but maybe as a whole they get in there. That is far more than I really needed to know, picked up from my brother-i
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If we were to raise and eat other animals in the same quantities as we raise and eat cows, I'm sure we'd have other "problems" as well. Exactly what animal do you suggest as a replacement for cattle?
Re:Why So Much Focus on Cows? (Score:4, Funny)
People.
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I'm fairly certain that people have a far worse environmental impact than cattle. You'll have to feed the people you eat something anyway.
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Bessie.
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Yes, we have lots of those who phone our helpdesk every friggin minute.
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Why So Much Focus on Cows?
'coz they make delicious burgers, and therefore vital to any self-respecting westerner. Please try and keep up with the conversation.
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Because cows are funnier than decaying peat moss, OK? Now make a cow joke!
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missing methane? (Score:2)
I Suspect Shinanigans (Score:2, Funny)
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Adam Showman talking about a provocative result eh? Who is surprised? I mean what else could you expect from the father of all show men?
Send Cows Now! (Score:1)
Hello Earth,
This is your distant neighbor GJ-436b. We need some cows immediately, for we are completely out of methane. Without methane, we cannot create barbecue lighters, and thus no Forth of Snibbej parties.
We have made some financial arrangements with a Nigerian prince who has agreed to...
Equilibrium (Score:2)
Sign of life? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Sign of life? (Score:5, Funny)
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Wow, that planet must have a more advanced civilization than ours. Just imagine how powerful a super-collider would have to be to produce something as massive as anti-cows!
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I am cowed by your reasoning.
Hawking's Methane Eaters (Score:2)
See, we shouldn't have sent that message, "HEY GUYS WE GOTS METHANE!" In another few thousand years they're coming for our cows!
Maybe (Score:1)
Maybe they invented non-farting cows.
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Folks here on Earth are working on it:
http://blogs.msdn.com/stevecla01/archive/2009/07/19/bill-gates-is-making-cows-that-don-t-fart.aspx [msdn.com]
http://gizmodo.com/349723/scientists-discover-how-to-neutralize-cow-farts-your-farts-next-god-willing [gizmodo.com]
It's a good cause . . . with no visible methane on our planet, those aliens won't be able to find us, and eat us. And our cows.
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imagine whale farts.
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But cows aren't pigs. Perhaps they emit it when they do all that talking?
Assume much? (Score:1)
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Actually it was six observation at six different infrared wavelenghts over a six month period.
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Somewhere, something doubts that waterbags evolved in highly oxidative environment, where most life is bound to or around the surface would ever eb able to maske technology and have Hawking.
Lack of cows (Score:1)
It's not a lack of cows (Score:2, Funny)
It's a lack of Taco Bell franchises.
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That would be due to the high cost of beef with no cows on the planet.
Ah, but you're forgetting about the infamous bean burrito! [tacobell.com]
What happened to the meth? (Score:4, Funny)
The Aliens took it on their way here. They needed the fuel resource. See Steven Hawkins story about not talking to the aliens when the get here.
BTW, the earth is leaking Methane [discovery.com] as its been discovered that it wasn't cows causing increased methane here.
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Oh c'mon, it's not like we have any second thoughts about actually probing the cows (and measuring how much methane they emit)
The Mystery of the Missing Methane.... (Score:2)
Methane is important! (Score:2)
At the least we know they fart.
This must be the mythical Planet of the Amazons (Score:3, Interesting)
This planet has got to be populated by nothing but women. Nobody farts!
Reminds me... (Score:1)
This article should have been called (Score:1)
azizajalal (Score:1)
Hey, Pickens! (Score:2)
I submitted that one several days ago!
Bah! Humbug!