Japanese Turning To "Therapeutic Ringtones" 75
indiavision writes "A host of young Japanese are drawn to the allure of 'therapeutic ringtones' — a genre of melodies that promises to ease a range of day-to-day gripes, from chronic insomnia to a rotten hangover. Developed by Matsumi Suzuki, the head of the Japan Ringing Tone Laboratory, an eight-year-old subsidiary of the Japan Acoustic Laboratory, the tones are a hit with housewives as well as teenagers."
Theraputic? (Score:2)
Re:Theraputic? (Score:5, Interesting)
I can't speak to Theraputic, but having a loud annoying ring tone affects the way most people answer the phone.
Something soothing sets the mood. Something loud or annoying tends to make people snap at the caller.
This was found when the first electronic handsets were introduced to offices. They came with a selection of ring tones and office managers quickly determined that setting the phones to use the more pleasant sounding the ring, lead to more civil answering, even during hectic times.
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... only if you work in a call center :P
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Yeah, that too.
Japanese Nut Jobs (Score:2)
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I think you can get those prescribed here in the States by your homeopath. ;-)
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It bugs me you missed the smileie.
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I heard someone's ringtone on the train yesterday. Well, actually I heard a calm "Daddy, your phone's ringing", spoken by a ~4 year old girl. Cutest ringtone ever!
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I instinctively agree with your position, but do you know of any studies to this effect ?
Re:Theraputic? (Score:5, Informative)
Vocaloid (Score:2)
Why does this make me think that it's actually Vocaloid J-Pop?
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BMO
Re:Quackery (Score:5, Funny)
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a therapeutic ringtone.
Cultural Gap (Score:2)
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The half with the lyrics is. The second half is why God invented Guitar Hero.
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So... (Score:2)
Re:So... (Score:5, Funny)
What's the Japanese for "There's a sucker born every minute"?
Sony.
Re:So... (Score:5, Informative)
No wonder they say that Japanese is tricky...
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Nah, language is mutable. That used to be "Sony", now it's "Onkyo". That frees up Sony to mean the other thing. By this point, everyone has had plenty of time and experience to know that Sony no longer has or indeed deserves a good reputation.
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Arigatou gozaimasu!
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Shiatsu.
Less morals = more money (Score:2)
It's pronounced "fewer" (Score:1, Funny)
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If the GP considers "morals" as being an indefinite substance rather than a countable quantity, "less" is correct.
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Re:It's pronounced "fewer" (Score:5, Funny)
unreliable (Score:1)
What about microwaves? (Score:1, Flamebait)
Ringtone? (Score:1)
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You apparently don't get many calls from bill collectors.
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why so cooky? (Score:4, Informative)
This does sound so cooky. I haven't read the article.. perhaps i should. But music can sometimes make me feel good. Certain music definitely feels be better in certain situations. I wont believe music will be able to cure physical ailments, but i see no reason why certain tones could help relieve stress.
Sounds can definitely have the opposite effect. I'm sure kids screaming on the public transport raises my bloody pressure and i know my alarm in the morning makes my heart beat much faster. Many other sounds can also bring about stress, such as the sound of my ex girl friends voice :/.
So couldn't sounds have a calming effect on the mind? The brain is also the centre of the body that controls a magnitude of chemicals that simulate other parts of the body. I think its very likely that sounds or music could interfere with this, just as they can in a negative way.
No it's probably not the sounds frequency but our interpretation of it and what feels good to one person may feel bad to another depending on their history. But i would guess that there are certain sounds that make everyone feel good this has it's roots in evolutionary theory.
What's not science. *shing* THIS is science. (Score:2)
Japan is no stranger to bizarre phone fads but the popularity of the ringtones is perhaps surprising given the flimsiness of the science behind them.
How about "Anti-HIV properties of... bananas? [scienceblogs.com]". And it's written by ERV, not some quack.
Well, the smart money is on it, at least. (Score:5, Interesting)
the tones are a hit with housewives as well as teenagers.
Ah, the two most well-informed, fad-immune, money-conscious target markets out there. If anything was going to convince me that this wasn't just total bullshit, it would be the take up of this concept by those two groups. I'll take three, please.
Great another excuse ... (Score:1)
I swear the length of time ringing is proportional to the product of ring volume and ringer annoyance quotient. Competively predicting the time can be a means of offsetting the irritation of enduring the Geico Boss' ringtone.
As it turns out... (Score:2)
I may be the first to point it out in this thread but the Japanese have many odd cultural likes and dislikes on any given day.
For your reference, see Anime. For my reference, see Cowboy Bebop. That was a damned good show. Now go watch Squidbillies. Culture(s) is odd.
Nasal blaster (Score:3, Insightful)
The Ohana Sukkiri Melody emits a series of sounds at different frequencies "so that people can choose the sound that resonates most to their sinus and causes pollen lodged there to fall from the nasal cavity".
That settles it. Gotta have that one. Any sound powerful enough to dislodge pollen from one's sinuses has got to be a dangerous weapon.
Re:Nasal blaster (Score:4, Funny)
That settles it. Gotta have that one. Any sound powerful enough to dislodge pollen from one's sinuses has got to be a dangerous weapon.
I take it you missed the part about having to keep your cellphone in one nostril?
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That settles it. Gotta have that one. Any sound powerful enough to dislodge pollen from one's sinuses has got to be a dangerous weapon.
Bumblebees are used in greenhouse pollenation because the particular frequency at which they beat their wings is more effective in causing the release of pollen. If this is a feature of pollen, and not the flower, then it stands to reason that the same thing may be possible inside of your nasal cavity. The down side is that you have to wear an in-ear headset, except in-nose.
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One difference (among many) between my nasal passages and a flower is that a flower is not usually moist.
A flower that is not moist is called wilted or dried; either way, dead.
Also, beating wings actually cause air flow (whoosh?), not just compression and rarefaction that a transducer creates.
I read an extract. I forget where it was or I'd link it. They say the frequency is the key factor.
Whale Songs (Score:1)
Japan (Score:1)
I could see why (Score:1)
Have Yet to Hear It For Myself (Score:1)
I've lived and worked in Japan for the last 10 years -- I have 200+ college students a semester, and I have to hear about this or hear one of these.
I wonder what they writer meant about it's being a "hit"... WHERE is it a hit again? Some small ward in Shinjuku?
Jds
Excuse for my porn ringtone (Score:2)
Now I can tell my boss and co-workers that I have to have a porn orgasm ringtone because it's therapautic!!! Too bad they'll see through this and fire me just as quickly but at least I can say I left my last job on medical grounds.
Ding! (Score:1)
Well then... (Score:1)
Yeah, I've got just the thing... (Score:1)
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A 4-33 ringtone? Sounds like the perfect companion to my new Pomegranate [youtube.com]!
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It's a zen phone. It vibrates by not vibrating, and I answer by not answering.
Music as a therapy (Score:1)
May I propose (Score:2)
Therapeutic silence? (Score:1)
Japan screams with "therapeutic" sounds intended to improve the mood of everyone, everywhere, from supermarkets, singing traffic lights to toilettes. This omnipresent cacaphony actually makes one want to hear a therapeutic silence. Would it be a commercial hit in Japan - that remains to be seen.
And, (Score:1)