Breaking the Squid Barrier 126
An anonymous reader writes "Dr. Steve O'Shea of Auckland, New Zealand is attempting to break the record for keeping deep sea squid alive in captivity, with the goal of being able to raise a giant squid one day. Right now, he's raising the broad squid, sepioteuthis australis, from egg masses found in seaweed. This is a lot harder than it sounds, because the squid he's studying grow rapidly and eat only live prey, making it hard for them to keep the squid from becoming prey themselves. If his research works out, you might one day be able to visit an aquarium and see giant squid."
Squidcam (Score:3, Insightful)
Well, until they have them at Coney Island, I'll just keep my eye on the squidcam [aut.ac.nz]. I wonder how long I can control it for...
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To keep it awake at night?
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For rich features that aren't currently possible with other technologies like flash, html, etc.
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Java also gives the web designer a more broader pallette of techniques for crashing the users browsers that work cross platform just as god intended.
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That's historically been the case. However, the java plugin has recently been rewritten and the newer version is much faster and eliminates browser crashes (the applet executes in a separate process).
It's just a shame that Sun (now Oracle) hasn't open sourced the plugin, even though they said they would.
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Java also gives the web designer a more broader ...
Goddamnit, I'm on Ubuntu! My Java can't support impropper gr
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Saying Java is better because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is better because it works on all genders.
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Like what, exactly?
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Correction: Why does a slideshow need java?
Answer: Because the programmer used Java.
My bandwidth monitor says it's using about 14KB per second. They could have released it as a 128kbit video stream instead.
A simple plan (Score:4, Funny)
1. Raise giant squid
2. ???
3. Profit!
I think #2 could easily be "open chain of squid restaurants" or "conquer the world"
Re:A simple plan (Score:5, Funny)
pen chain of squid restaurants
Or sell the meat to an already popular franchise...
McCalamari? McSquid? No... I've got it!
McKraken!
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Yeah, but what about deep-fried? Throw some ranch on the side and we won't even taste the squid!
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Wait, salmiakki-flavored squid? That might actually work. At the very least it would have the "tastes unlike anything else" bonus to it's popularity.
Hey, the Japanese eat fugu just for the kick of not knowing if the chef accidentally laced the fish with powerful neurotoxins.
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Or sell the meat to an already popular franchise...
McCalamari? McSquid? No... I've got it!
McKraken!
They couldn't name it the McKraken, they'd be sued by Phil
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They could add a new character to the McDonalds family, Phil McKraken.
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Re:A simple plan (Score:4, Funny)
You know, in Japan, parents tell their children that chicken "tastes just like squid".
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I'm sure there is a niche market willing to pay more then face value now that you have mentioned it tastes like diapers.
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Japan! Squid a la schoolgirl knickers!
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1. Raise giant squid
2. ???
3. Profit!
I think #2 could easily be "open chain of squid restaurants" or "conquer the world"
You could also sell them as exotic pets to rich, stupid people.
A more legitimate use would be to prevent them from going extinct. They don't seem to be classified as endangered, but I'd guess that might have more to do with our ability to observe and count them than their actual likelyhood of going extinct.
What came to my mind first though was that giant squids might then be useful as model organisms for various studies. The giant axons of squids (regular sized squids, giant axons) were useful for first i [nih.gov]
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Some neuroscientists still work with the giant squid axon. And yes, it was used extensively in neuroscience, an elegant collection of works by Hodgkin and Huxley (foundation of modern electrophysiology) comes to mind. They even received a Nobel prize for their work in 1963 (the research was published in the early 50s).
I guess my bias was showing a little there :-P My undergrad neuroscience prof must have been better than I thought if I even vaguely remembered that.
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And don't forget the frikkin' lasers this time, dammit!
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Since the movie has now been referenced (I swear I did not set this up) how many are annoyed that they are remaking this movie?
It is not the same blasephemy as when they remade Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory or The Day the Earth Stood Still, but it feels close.
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Sorry to reply to myself, but I would have been ok with it if they had kept the mechanical owl :)
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The original movie sucked. Watch it again, its only merits are its campiness. I can't understand why they're remaking it either. Even as a kid the huge divergence from the original story annoyed me. Perseus never rode the Pegasus (though he aided in its creation). The writing was terrible "Gifts from the gods must never be questioned."
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Well, you have to admit that at least on this one, they're remaking a movie that last appeared many decades ago. For contrast, look at some comic-based movies: The Hulk, which had the Ang Lee version starring Eric Bana 7-8 years ago, and then only a few years later they make yet another remake, this time starring Edward Norton. WTF? And now, we hear that they want to make a new 3D version of Spider-Man, after we just got done watching a trilogy by Sam Raimi (the new 3D version will be with someone else,
Pet squid (Score:1)
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Plus they can eat prey up to 1.5x their size, so trying to keep it in the bathtub without telling your wife probably isn't going to turn out well...
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trying to keep it in the bathtub without telling your wife probably isn't going to turn out well...
Unless you're into that kind of thing, in which case it'll turn out great!
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Plus they can eat prey up to 1.5x their size, so trying to keep it in the bathtub without telling your wife probably isn't going to turn out well...
I keep my eels in a hovercraft. Maybe that would work for squid?
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Plus they can eat prey up to 1.5x their size, so trying to keep it in the bathtub without telling your wife probably isn't going to turn out well...
Hans Reiser thanks you for failing to mention this idea until now.
Meanwhile (Score:5, Funny)
Giant squid are trying to break the human barrier: to tes how long they can keep human beings alive at great depth. Currently the record stands at 120 seconds.
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That's part of the scientific exchange program, done on a squid pro quo basis.
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done on a squid pro quo basis.
Aghhhh!
I am having a brain MRI tomorrow morning and if it shows abnormalities it is all your fault.
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Do you know that MRI scanners use SQUIDs?
Seriously: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQUID [wikipedia.org]
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I'm done for. They will scan my brain for remnants of this article, do away with me and march on New Zealand to rescue their brothers and sisters.
I am starting to get worried now. I am pretty sure that I have not acquired any lumps of metal in my eyes over the last 44 years, but how can I be sure? This is my first time in a really strong magnetic field and I don't want to find out what it feels like if there are unaccounted metallic splinters in there. I plan to keep my eyes closed.
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Do you know that MRI scanners use SQUIDs?
Seriously: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQUID [wikipedia.org]
Not really. If you read the wiki article carefully, you will see that SQUIDS are used in "microtesla" MRI. This is not the normal MRI. If you go to a hospital you will probably get a 1.5 Tesla scan. If you volunteer as a research subject you might get a 3 T scan or rarely a 7 T scan.
SQUIDS are used for MEG though. If you are being prepped for brain surgery for epilepsy you might get one of those, although most places still just use EEG, which is an order of magnitude (or 2) cheaper.
I don't think... (Score:2, Insightful)
giant squids were meant to live in captivity. Seems kind of cruel. But, oh well.
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I don't think giant squids were meant to live in captivity. Seems kind of cruel. But, oh well.
I don't think humans were meant to live in captivity, but here we fucking are. Wake up in a box, go to work in a different box, come home to the first box, repeat.
On weekends we to stay in the first box; Sometimes we come out, but typically our weekends are spent maintaining the box.
A captive squid is no more cruel than a captive cow or a captive cat or the fly buzzing around trying to go through your window.
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My dog wasn't meant to live inside either, but that doesn't stop him howling at the back door wanting to come in and jump all over the bed.
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I guess cats have the best of both worlds. One could say it is the humans who are the slaves in the human-cat relationship.
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Why does the caged squid sing? (Score:4, Insightful)
That isn't singing. Air is escaping from the squid's pores because there isn't enough atmospheric pressure at sea level to properly hold the colloidal structure together which makes it sound like the squid is singing.
Feeding is only one aspect of caring for giant squids.
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Ouch. That sounds really bad/painful.
Can’t hey just use a pressurized aquarium?
This sounds like (by definition unnecessary) torture.
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I was thinking about this issue myself when I read it. How hard would it be to emulate the pressure on a body of water large enough for a squid to survive in? I'd imagine pretty damn hard and extremely expensive right?
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Nah, a little airspace and a compressor will take care of the pressure aspect.
Temperature, water quality, what to feed it, and how to open the pressurised container to feed it (air lock style door?) would be trickier.
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Temperature, water quality, what to feed it, and how to open the pressurised container to feed it (air lock style door?) would be trickier.
especially if they need live prey.
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In fact, further to my other response to you, thinking about this, is it actually a problem? They're talking about raising from eggs I believe, so would an egg born squid suffer the problem if brought up entirely in a much lower pressure body of water?
Is the ability to only be able to cope with high pressure genetic, or is it merely a result of natural growth at that pressure?
Only live prey? (Score:3, Insightful)
eat only live prey
So what do they plan to feed them once they become "giant" ?
chickens?
goats?
cows?
Just stand back from the pool, will ya?
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"Giant" is a misnomer. Compared to the average squid, these things are pretty huge, but they are only 2m in length in most cases. You could probably keep one fed on a couple broiler chickens every fourth day or so.
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estimated 14 metres (46 ft), one of the largest living organisms)."
Gotta love Wikipedia. I have a palm tree that's longer. One of the largest living ANIMALS perhaps.
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We're talking about animals here, not plants. Just about any decent-sized tree has more mass than the largest squid.
And I believe the current record for largest living organism (which again is a plant) is the Aspen tree, in particular a grove of them in Colorado somewhere. All the "trees" are actually just shoots coming out of the same huge set of underground roots.
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Go to the Gulf of California. They have the Humboldt squid there. Find them, toss in your chicken, watch the carnage. of course you might have to lure them with some bait first. They usually eat fish not birds.
Myself, I would like a few Humboldt squid for bait. One of them would be bait for a few trips.
Easy headline to misread (Score:4, Funny)
The first thing that came to my mind was proxying web servers.
The second thing was a row of squid (the living kind) being used as a barricade.
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Silly me thought someone was going to attempt to learn their language--many species of squid use bio-luminescence to signal to each other in the depths, and the variety of patterns seen leads some scientists to believe that they have developed a rich visual language.
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That's ok, I thought it was about gays in the military.
Becoming prey (Score:2)
Could be worse. :P
You know you hate proxies when ... (Score:1)
Squid Barrier? (Score:2)
Good luck (Score:2)
He'll probably need to try 20,000 times or so.
cuttlefish are not quite squid... (Score:5, Funny)
nonetheless, trying to raise giant squid may not be a good idea:
http://xkcd.com/520/ [xkcd.com]
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That's right, trying to raise a giant squid isn't a good idea, it's an awesome idea!
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How to break the squid barrier (Score:1)
Keeping Squid [squid-cache.org] alive is easy... make sure to feed [chi.il.us] it properly, meet the hardware requirements, ensure ample access to water, and follow basic care [blog.last.fm] guidelines.
Don't abuse or torture your squid.
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It would be a shame (Score:1)
If they found that you could grow anything in deep water and it gets really big. Then they figure out that the squid is really a miniature squid and is overwhelmingly disappointing...
oh! (Score:1)
did anyone else think this was about building some ssl-tunnel through squid proxies?
Train them to drive a spaceship... (Score:1)
Grea Idea! (Score:1)