Old Stems Cells Young Again — Via Vampirism 109
pdragon04 writes to tell us that in recent tests a Howard Hughes Medical Institute team has found that through exposure to "young" blood cells, bone marrow stem cells start to act young again as well. "The researchers have not yet isolated the blood-borne factors that can switch old stem cells back to a more youthful state, but their results are consistent with other recent studies that show stem-cell aging may be reversible. Together those results suggest that it might one day be possible to boost the practical lifespan of stem cells, and thereby increase the body’s resistance to disease and age-related degeneration."
But can you walk out in sunlight afterwards? (Score:5, Funny)
And do you respect yourself in the morning, um, er evening? Whenever....
Re: (Score:1)
You can. Providing you immediately jump in water.
Warning: This will reverse the effects and kill anyone else who tries to use your blood.
Re:But can you walk out in sunlight afterwards? (Score:5, Informative)
Depends on which vampire you are:
http://imgur.com/DwTbo.jpg [imgur.com]
Re: (Score:2)
-3 for missing I Am Legend.
Re: (Score:2)
Those were zombies or something else freaky.
Agree on Bunnicula though. "Pounding a steak" still cracks me up.
Let me get this straight... (Score:5, Funny)
I'll live forever if I eat babies?
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
Re: (Score:2)
This surprises you?
Re: (Score:2)
It might have been a reference to Battlestar Galactica. Remember when President Roslin was getting injected with cyclon fetus juice? It's just one more step to munchin' down. nom, nom, nom...
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
I'll live forever if I eat babies?
Are you sure you want to be that young? I'll stick to eating 18-year-old blond women.
If this line of reasoning continues it's only going to get creepier.
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
You mean like:
Re: (Score:2)
Whatever works for you, but most of us prefer live women. How do you get the taste of formaldehyde out of your mouth?
And does your employer at the funeral home know what you're up to?
Re: (Score:3, Interesting)
Well, going just by the summary, the marrow has to be exposed to the young blood cells. Now I doubt they would survive the digestion process very well, so you probably have to drain their blood and IV it like a heroin junkie while it's still fresh. Or even worse drill or punch a hole in your bone to shoot it directly into the marrow.
Re:Let me get this straight... (Score:5, Informative)
Silly, It's 'EXPOSURE' (not 'PHAGOCYTOSIS') to Young blood cells.
Think Hugh Hefner, not Silence of the Lambs.
Re: (Score:2, Funny)
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
to soon?
Re:Let me get this straight... (Score:5, Interesting)
I'll live forever if I eat babies?
It's a little more complicated than that. From the article:
To see if younger blood could reverse the sluggishness of aging blood cells, the researchers began by surgically joining the bloodstreams of pairs of mice that were of different ages, but nearly clones of one another.
So not eat, but perhaps get transfusions from a much younger sibling. It would probably have to be the same blood type. Simply sucking the blood of random babies is unlikely to be effective and won't be appreciated by their parents or society, so probably best not to.
Re: (Score:2)
Time to keep young clones around? At what age do you have to get rid of them and start a new one? Ages 13-17, I was pretty unpleasant to be around.
Re: (Score:3, Insightful)
"You" would likely be in a vat, frozen in liquid nitrogen. What's not to like?
Re: (Score:1)
Re: (Score:1)
Re: (Score:2)
"And to think, all I needed was the blood of a young boy."
Re:Let me get this straight... (Score:5, Funny)
I'll live forever if I eat babies?
That's how Dick Cheney does it.
Re:Let me get this straight... (Score:5, Funny)
He discovered it accidentally back when he was busy funding the Mongol Empire.
Re: (Score:2, Funny)
So Jeffrey Dahmer was really in the forefront of anti-aging research, then?
Re: (Score:3, Funny)
Don't forget to bathe in the blood of virgins regularly.
Re:Let me get this straight... (Score:5, Funny)
How do you think Demi Moore managed to keep it together so long?
Re: (Score:2)
I thought they just kept her in storage, with the power source removed, between films.
Re: (Score:2)
I'll live forever if I eat babies?
Only if you bathe in their blood.
Shades of 'Blindsight' (Score:2)
There Is Nothing About Vampirism (Score:5, Informative)
in TFA.
Re: (Score:2)
I'll bet this particular Anonymous Coward is a vampire himself, trying to convince us all they don't exist.
I'm onto your schemes, bloodsucker!
Re: (Score:3, Informative)
Well duh! (Score:1)
Re: (Score:2)
Or Heroes, where a few drops of Claire's blood gives temporary regeneration powers to the receiver. Something Claire apparently forgot about in the most recent episode....
Re: (Score:2)
She has forgotten about that in every single episode since it happened! I just explain it away as a special property of her blood that only worked on others after Mohinder processed it. Yeah, that's it.
God I wish I could stop watching that show.
Re: (Score:2)
Except Takezo Kensai (A.K.A. Adam Monroe) used just his blood to heal Peter... and supposedly Monroe and Claire had the same ability.
Paging Dr. Bathory... (Score:5, Interesting)
Let's keep this one to ourselves... (Score:2)
To see if younger blood could reverse the sluggishness of aging blood cells, the researchers began by surgically joining the bloodstreams of pairs of mice that were of different ages, but nearly clones of one another.
PETA is going to go ape-shit.
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:1)
Watch the documentary 'Earthlings' and then tell me how you feel about this issue.
Re: (Score:2)
we are a product of speciesism, what do you expect us to do, refuse our natural instincts? Remind me of that the next time you try to counterpoint it.
I for one would gladly sacrifice countless amounts of any species if it is done voluntarily and without duress by the sentient/cognizant ones, to benefit humanity and/or the advance of science. Lots of people believe in this kind of concept, even though it is easily subverted. Some call it service (military or otherwise), or employment.
Re:Let's keep this one to ourselves... (Score:4, Insightful)
Science is necessary for medical treatments meaning saving and improving lives. Animals are not more important than humans and if X animals have to die so that countless human lives can be saved / horrible medical conditions can be treated so that their quality of life is better, then yes, it's a worthwhile trade off.
Your argument would have a point if we were talking about human testing against people's will (as was done during the Holocaust). However, since we're talking about animal testing, the ethics part doesn't fit in.
Re: (Score:1)
Science is necessary for medical treatments meaning saving and improving lives. Animals are not more important than humans and if X animals have to die so that countless human lives can be saved / horrible medical conditions can be treated so that their quality of life is better, then yes, it's a worthwhile trade off.
Your argument would have a point if we were talking about human testing against people's will (as was done during the Holocaust). However, since we're talking about animal testing, the ethics part doesn't fit in.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ethics [reference.com]
ethics
–plural noun
1. (used with a singular or plural verb) a system of moral principles: the ethics of a culture.
2. the rules of conduct recognized in respect to a particular class of human actions or a particular group, culture, etc.: medical ethics; Christian ethics.
3. moral principles, as of an individual: His ethics forbade betrayal of a confidence.
4. (usually used with a singular verb) that branch of philosophy dealing with values rela
Re: (Score:2)
My only intention is to give light to the fact that a discussion is possible.
Except people like him consider using animals for necessary testing to be equal to slavery - so there is no possibility of a discussion when one side refuses to discuss anything.
Re: (Score:1)
Re: (Score:1)
Re: (Score:2)
To see if younger blood could reverse the sluggishness of aging blood cells, the researchers began by surgically joining the bloodstreams of pairs of mice that were of different ages, but nearly clones of one another.
PETA is going to go ape-shit.
Not to mention what Dr. Egon Spengler's [wikipedia.org] reaction will be.
Re: (Score:2)
PETA is going to go ape-shit.
True, but off-topic. They're probably going to go ape-shit over someone wearing fake leather. I doubt they are going to be reading the methods sections of scientific papers, they'd probably get upset over the non-cruelty-free ink the paper was printed on first.
Side effects include: (Score:4, Funny)
Side effects include:
Wearing pasty white makeup
Being especially emo and whiney
Changing username to MrsCullen4Ever3
Wearing black nail polish
and hanging out with shirtless underage guys.
Re: (Score:2)
and hanging out with shirtless underage guys.
That's a side effect? I thought that was a feature!
/shudder
Re: (Score:1)
Diabetes was mentioned, so... (Score:5, Informative)
I read TFA (gasp! rare!)
They were using older and diabetic mice for their tests.
I can't help but wonder if this discovery may have some effect on diabetes treatments in the future. For diabetics who still have some pancreatic function, and aren't wholly dependent on pills, maybe the results found from this research could help them.
As for those who are dependent on pills, needles, and the like, I could wonder what it would do for them.
The article didn't really clarify what happened with the diabetes in the affected test subjects, though, so I lack that answer.
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:1)
Hmm... Do you think that medical ethicists would whine if insulin pumps [wikipedia.org] were replaced with tiny little stunted clone fetuses, permanently grafted into the host's circulatory system? You could even dress them up in adorable little baby clothes!
Hmm...given that real fetuses currently can induce gestational diabetes [wikipedia.org] I'm not sure your fetal insulin pump replacement plan is going to work like you hope.
Probably just matters how you write up the grant paper work though.
Re: (Score:2)
And if they were stuck to your forehead!
Re: (Score:2)
For diabetics who still have some pancreatic function, and aren't wholly dependent on pills, maybe the results found from this research could help them.
I think you meant dependent on injections. The pills in question would be to either boost insulin sensitivity (Useful for type 1 (no pancreatic function) and 2 (insufficient pancreatic function)) or boost pancreatic function (only useful for type 2). Injections provide insulin directly (required in type 1, used in type 2 if other options are insufficient or can't be used for other reasons).
Re: (Score:2)
I'm a type 2 diabetic. I only use pills, diet, and exercise to treat my symptoms, since the insulin I was taking was causing me to bottom out (50-60 mg/dL or lower). I would love something that would drop the need for (up to) 2.5 gigantic pills out of my daily regimen (especially given the side-effects (of which my gut would thank me to avoid) of Metformin).
I did address the needle group in my thoughts above, but a little haphazardly, perhaps. :)
Well (Score:2, Informative)
A fairly older friend of mine's got type 2 diabetes and he sais he's been keeping it under control with diet , exercise and a couple of plant extracts.
Now I'm not big on all the "nature treatments" and stuff if i can't read a proper scientific paper on the active ingredients and how they go about their business , and frankly i haven't given it much effort but it seems to work for him and he no longer has to take those nasty sulfamides the docs were feeding him.
So here's a list of the stuff he takes:
1) g
Re: (Score:2)
Meh (Score:2, Funny)
I'll stay young the old-fashioned way: eat sensibly, exercise, and suck the life force from teenage virgins.
Re:Meh (Score:4, Funny)
I'll stay young the old-fashioned way: eat sensibly, exercise, and suck the life force from teenage virgins.
no offense but I'm going to try exactly the opposite: eat outrageously, slack, and get teenage virgins to suck the life force out of me.
Re: (Score:2)
- eat outrageously.
- slack.
- get teenage virgins to suck the life force out of you.
Choose two!
They Always Say... (Score:2)
Now it appears that Science is catching up to Paranormal as well.
Re: (Score:2)
They always say that Science is catching up to Science Fiction. Now it appears that Science is catching up to Paranormal as well.
Actually my thought was this sounds a lot like the treatments talked about in Heinlein's [wikipedia.org] Methuselah's Children [wikipedia.org]
Just another piece of evidence (Score:2)
Supporting a hypothesis of "Quantum Immortality" an obvious alternative to the simulation hypothesis [wikipedia.org], with references to the anthropic principle.
If every possible universe exists in quantum superposition, then I am experiencing this one because it is the one in which I live the longest, or the one in which I never cease to exist.
Re: (Score:2)
They'll wire out over it, of course. Anything to keep "The Base" stirred up in their trailers.
Simpsons did it! (Score:2)
Mr. Burns is well known to have lived beyond his years due to infusions of blood from young boys.
Looking forward to Eternal Youth (Score:3, Insightful)
---
Stell Cells [feeddistiller.com] Feed @ Feed Distiller [feeddistiller.com]
Re: (Score:2)
Except acting young again, does mean they stem cells will have lost any genetic damage, that occurred though aging. Perphaps some day though medicine will be able to produce truely young stem cells, but that would require checking that the DNA hasn't mutated from the orignal young cell line
The current thinking in the field is that stem cells are generally more resistant to DNA damage than many other types of cells. A lot of damage comes from when the cell replicates it's DNA in preparation for division. The "textbook" stem cell don't seem to divide very often, instead they divide once to make transit amplifying cells, which divide like mad for a short period, making cells which will eventually mature and then not divide again. Why exactly older stem cells don't replentish the immune system
Re: (Score:1)
This is right on the money. There is a reason that stem cells become old, they become senescent and decrease or stop their division to protect against cancer. Cellular senescence can be induced by oncogenes, or bypassed by introducing the factors found in this study.
Knocking out tumor-suppressing genes has been shown to decrease aging while at the same time increase tumor incidence.
Call me the day cancer is cured, that's the day these discoveries can be beneficial against aging.
A serious discussion, maybe? (Score:2, Redundant)
Right now the comments on this topic are 85% jokes. Fun.
So, how about a serious (read: overwraught) discussion. Postulate: no greater crimes will be committed against humanity than when we discover the secrets to clinical immortality.
Re: (Score:2)
Serious schmerious. What's funnier than real life vampirism or embedded cloned fetuses? Some people have *no* sense of humor....
Re: (Score:2, Insightful)
Jokes about Howard Hughes and blood sucking seem perfectly reasonable.
Okay for the serious discussion. Obviously there's some chemical trigger involved to so the cells are responding more like young cells. It seems likely a drug could be developed that could delay age related disease. Immortality is likely an impossibility but delaying aging another decade or two would be massive. I'm starting to feel the effects of aging so getting ten years back even if it didn't extend life would be huge to me personally
Re: (Score:2)
Postulate: no greater crimes
Such as growing clones of yourself for the purpose of transfusing their blood to prolong your own life.
B5 (Score:2)
Wasn't this an episode of Babylon 5?
Re: (Score:2)
Postulate: no greater crimes will be committed against humanity than when we discover the secrets to clinical immortality.
Okay, but it's going to be a while before that's anything other than academic, and it isn't sped up by the results here. The present study has preliminary results on signaling needed to make mouse blood stem cells divide more as they did when they were younger. One day we may be able to use this knowledge to improve immune function in seniors. Cell signaling tends to be very specific to the cell type, the context. We are most likely not going to find that these same signals make all other stem cells act
Lots of dirty old men . . . (Score:2)
. . . start to act young again . . . through exposure to "young" blood cells . . .
. . . especially if those "young" blood cells are packaged in an actractive young woman.
. . . if they want to conduct a study on that, I'll be available in about 50 years . . .
Re: (Score:2)
Dude, I'm available now. Research this important can't wait!!
Cheers
is there a similar effect in organ donations? (Score:2)
Re: (Score:1)
Re: (Score:2)
I'd imagine that the risks of taking poison every day to prevent tissue rejection far outweigh the "organ age" issue for most patients.
Old stems cells (Score:2)
Old stems those cells, ha? Is that what they call it now? Since I have gone this way already let's continue with that. He, Old, stems them wicked, stems them good!
Money for the young (Score:2)
Chalk another one up... (Score:2)
...in the Kurzweil might not be completely full of shit even if he is crazy column.
Gentlemen, know we know *ALL* the steps! (Score:2)
Step 1. Abduct teenage girls with proper blood type.
Step 2. Drain them of said blood, Discard remaining husk.
Step 3. Drain your tainted blood while infusing theirs.
Step 4. Hire Amazing P.R. firm to make teenage girls love you.
Step 5. Immortal Profit!
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Doesn't work... The teenage girls need to know you are dangerous and a murderer but that 'they' are somehow differnt and special and you aren't going to kill them...
That's the only way it seems to work.... Donno....
Umbilical Cord Blood (Score:1)
Re: (Score:2)
Re: (Score:1)
Hungarian scientists already knew that (Score:1)
Hungarian scientists [wikipedia.org] already knew that.
Heinlein predicted this decades ago (Score:1)
Couldn't help being reminded of the rejuvenation method invented for humans that didn't have the "Lazarus Gene" in Heinlein's "Time Enough for Love".
Re:It's not vampirism- it's forced siamese twin-is (Score:2)
The had the mice fill out a questionaire after they were separated.