Proton Beams Sent Around the LHC 115
feldhaus writes "The BBC reports that the first beams for over one year have been successfully sent around the complete circumference of the Large Hadron Collider. Engineers do not yet have a stable circulating beam but they hope to by 0600 GMT on Saturday."
PROTON CANNON! (Score:2, Funny)
well... at least no killer blackholes were sent across the circumference, that's a good thing right?
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well... at least no killer blackholes were sent across the circumference, that's a good thing right?
No... but there was a resonance cascade failure.
Still alive. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Still alive. (Score:5, Funny)
We're doing science and we're still alive.
Is that the headcrab typing?
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You can watch the progress live, here:
http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html [cyriak.co.uk]
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Let's just hope they never try to cross the beams...
Re:why protons and not neutrons? (Score:2)
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Everybody hates Protons. Neutrons are the cool bits.
Re:why protons and not neutrons? (Score:4, Informative)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Particle_physics [wikipedia.org]
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Because we can control protons (and other charged particles) with electric/magnetic fields. We don't have a way to steer (and accelerate) neutrons (well, there are neat little tricks, but none of them are as powerful).
Re:why protons and not neutrons? (Score:5, Informative)
so if the only difference is one is udd and the other is uud, then the "mass" in each is the same I suppose.
Very nearly. The mass of the proton is 938 MeV; the neutron is 939 MeV. And the physics at a proton-neutron or neutron-neutron collider would be very similar to that at a proton-proton collider. But neutrons are neutral, as you and others have pointed out, and therefore much more difficult to accelerate.
Now you could imagine a collider with a stationary neutron target and a high-energy proton beam. But remember that what you get out depends on the energy as measured in the center-of-mass frame of the colliding particles. To reach the LHC design energy of 14 TeV, you can collide two protons, each with an energy of 7 TeV in the lab frame, or you can collide a neutron at rest and a proton with an energy of ... excuse me while I dig out my TI-85 ... 104 PeV. Holy cow. I don't think anyone here has any idea how to get a 100-PeV beam in a working collider experiment, and I'm sure we don't have the money. So protons it is.
And each would contain roughly the same exotic particles as the other.
I think there's a misconception here. Protons (and neutrons) don't "contain" Higgs bosons, or W and Z bosons, or top quarks, or high-pT jets, or any of the other interesting things that we see at the Tevatron and will see at the LHC. These things are created from the kinetic energy of the two colliding protons. But otherwise yes, if you could find a way to build a neutron collider, you'd see pretty much the same stuff as at a proton collider of the same energy.
Oh, and I must rant:
Please don't call it the "God particle". This unfortunate nickname was coined as a marketing ploy and is not apt. Physicists do not call it the God particle. Reporters call it the God particle. And the main result is that people become confused, frightened, or angry.
I'm tempted to point out that if you're interested in a theory describing the universe we happen to live in, the Higgs boson is far more likely to be relevant than string theory. But maybe I should leave that discussion for another thread.
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Oh, and I must rant:
Please don't call it the "God particle". This unfortunate nickname was coined as a marketing ploy and is not apt. Physicists do not call it the God particle. Reporters call it the God particle. And the main result is that people become confused, frightened, or angry.
(sighs) Only in America...
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Actually most of it seems to happen on the Internet.
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You mean one is charged, right? They both have a magnetic moment.
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>For a guy with planck in his name you really need to read up on particle physics
ironically, that's the exact opposite of the advice given to Planck [wikipedia.org]:
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Presumably you can still hit static neutrons with the proton beam?
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"Charged particles, on the other hand, may be held at a known location and/or known path with the application of a containment field."
Heisenberg begs to differ.
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There are plans to accelerate (and collide) lead and possibly uranium nuclei. These would include neutrons as well as protons.
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This proton cannon has no power. You must construct a pylon near it.
Beam me up Scotty! (Score:2)
Oh, wait, wrong show (or was that a LHC around the disc of the Enterprise??!?)
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we could generate a quantum polyatomic matter field to polarize the flux capacitance of the deflector dish so that the proton beam becomes stabilized enough to generate the neutron osmosis type VI black hole
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Don't forget to reverse the polarity of the tachyon beam.
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quark smashing across the LHC
on the LEP collider looking for the higgs
quark smashing across the LHC
only smashing protons cos we cant find bosons
theres ATLAS and the CMS, ALICE and LHCb
looking for dark matter and super symmetry
quark smashing across the LHC
on the LEP collider looking for the higgs
quark smashing across the LHC
only smashing protons cos we cant find bosons
theres gluons on the starboard bow but no signs of dark energy
fundamental forces and its link to weak gravity
quark smashing across the LHC
on t
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Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... (Score:5, Interesting)
I prefer the hypothesis that some greater being is actively trying to sabotage the collider for our own protection. I know it is completely unscientific, and probably complete rubbish.
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Personally I hope the LHC gets up to full power and running at the latest by the end of 2011, so I can sigh and say "Whatever, wasn't the world supposed to end last year too when the LHC went online? This is getting ridiculous..." If they are delayed into 2012, the conspiracy nuts will align and we'll never hear the end of it (until 2013 anyway).
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I prefer the hypothesis that some greater being is actively trying to sabotage the collider for our own protection. I know it is completely unscientific, and probably complete rubbish.
The "greater being" part, yes. That that collider is sabotaged for our protection is more-or-less plausible. It's more like, we happen to be in a universe that is consistently winning games of Russian Roulette. In other universes, they didn't have any issues starting the LHC, it accidentally the entire universe, and they got w
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I think a micro black hole ate your verb ;)
I'm reminded of a side story in a Charles Stross novel - Singularity Sky I think. Humans discovered that causality violation was actually possible and not that hard, cue intervention from mysterious advanced beings and the message "Don't fuck around with causality in our reverse light cone. OR ELSE." Further attempts at causality v
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I remember a similar novel called Quarantine where quantum aliens quarantined Earth to keep us from partially killing them when our observations collapsed their wave functions.
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I think a micro black hole ate your verb ;)
Intentional, actually: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/I_accidentally_X [encycloped...matica.com]
For great justice!
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I thought it was scientists from the future travelling back in time to stop the machine that obliterated the entire universe, including those future scientists...oh, wait.
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Well that's a relief! (Score:3, Funny)
They still have many engineering challenges to complete before the LHC can start looking for the Higgs Boson.
Well, that's a big relief! Wait... Boson? Oh. Never mind.
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Scientists think that the God particle creates mass. But actually it's the priest particles who are responsible for the mass.
The joke explained. (Score:2)
I don't quite get it, though.
Here you go. [lmgtfy.com]
:)
Sorry -- couldn't resist
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Since when could science confirm anything?
Since late last Thursday, around noon time....
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Re:Remember, this is only ONE hurdle to clear... (Score:5, Interesting)
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'Pew Pew' noises uttered by people with PHDs (Score:5, Funny)
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That or: "Bwwwwoooooooowwwwwww"
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I suspect it was more along the lines of a NASCAR/Indy/Forumula 1 doppler effect...
That, or a light saber hum.
Thanks for the warning (Score:3, Funny)
I was planning on getting really drunk on December 20th 2012, but maybe I'll get drunk tonight because obviously the earth will disappear tomorrow at 0600GMT
Re:Thanks for the warning (Score:5, Funny)
You're planning on *not* getting really drunk for 3 more years? That's gotta be a killer party you're planning.
I plan on getting really drunk as soon as I can get myself to the corner liquor store (and home safely).
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you mind swinging by my office on your way?
Engineers do not yet have a stable circulating (Score:3, Funny)
Engineers do not yet have a stable circulating beam but they hope to byNO UNIVERSE
Real-time Updates (Score:5, Informative)
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Also more real-time technical details
http://op-webtools.web.cern.ch/op-webtools/vistar/vistars.php?usr=LHC1
Wow (Score:1, Informative)
I heard that LHC is being sabotaged from the future by parallel universes. Cool, neat. Let's all marvel at this idea and give 5, Interesting to this comment for no good fucking reason
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children are the future :)
wow, we are still here! (Score:1)
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I don't know you well enough to answer that question, I'm afraid.
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Go ahead, ask the question [hasthelhcd...eearth.com].
Circulating beam captured (Score:2)
CERN reported that "We have captured it! First circulating beam of 2009!" [twitter.com] at 21:02 today.
Good news everyone! (Score:1)
Crap, I was going to go see a movie on Monday (Score:2)
I *was* going to go see a movie on Monday, but since we're all going to be sucked into a black hole of oblivion, that plan is out the window.
On a positive note, I don't have to worry about those credit card bills now.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous, everyone knows the blackhole is so small it's going to take at least a few weeks to devour the Earth. Might even be months, so better take care of those bills too.
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If the LHC doesn't kill us now, the Sun will eventually devour the earth anyway in a few million years. Paying those bills does seem pretty pointless.
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Damn! (Score:1)
end of the world special (Score:4, Funny)
I love all these romantic theories about alien or demonic invasion. Sadly, I think that neither that will happen nor will any new particles be discovered. RE: The Tao of Physics - we find what we're looking for in the act of looking for it. Or to paraphrase Eris - the more attention I pay to the number five the more places I see it!!
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Sadly, I think that neither that will happen nor will any new particles be discovered.
Not finding anything new with the LHC will actually be quite an exciting result in and of itself. Mostly it will tell us that our current theories of particle physics are wrong.
Hopefully they're more careful (Score:5, Interesting)
this time around. I have a physics prof who's part of the project. Part of our lecture on superconductivity was dedicated to the catastrophic malfunction. There's nothing that conveys the epic nature of the failure like technical language.
According to my professor, they were in too much of a rush to get the thing started they didn't fully test the whole thing. One of the superconducting junctions quenched (transitioned from superconductive to non-superconductive states due to the 7-8 Tesla magnetic field), necessitating the dispersal of IIRC 1500 A of current. This turned insulating copper into plasma which breached the chamber wall and caused the explosive vaporization of 2 tons of liquid helium into the accelerating chamber.
Long story short, it's a very large, complicated, and expensive machine. They'd better sure everything works this time.
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Uhh, it broke DURING a test. Your professor is wrong when he says that they didn't test it enough, since it was a test that actually caused the malfunction
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Second: The incident happened as they *were* testing it in a break from the low energy collisions schedule.
Third: It was more like 6 tons of helium...
But OK, you've got most of the story right.
Just in case (Score:3, Funny)
Where can I buy a Delorean they are hard to find nowadays? I'm working on the flux gapacitor. I'm adding Nitro to the car so I can go 88 mph in no time and the source of the 1.21 gigawatts is easy for me to get. Its just that darn Delorean. I don't think my Honda Civic will work. Screw it, I'm going to steal a Ferrari.
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when I was a kid, we used to call them flux condensers, and gosh darn it was quite the challenge to get a studebaker up to 88 cubits per centon.
Awesome! (Score:3, Interesting)
A picture from LHC (Score:3, Funny)
Well, they were successful, here's a picture:
http://fox.nncdn.com/nn/0/142/729/324435.jpg [nncdn.com]
No problems whatsoever.
Re:A picture from LHC (Score:5, Funny)
Ha ha, funny guy.
They've set up some webcams so you can watch what's going on at the LHC for yourself.
http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html [cyriak.co.uk]
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LOL someone mod this guy up, that is awesome.
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Yeah well... Sorry to spoil it, but that only works for non-physicists. Everybody with half a brain knows that it would grow exponentially, and not first pop to a size, and then slow down to steady growing, then suddenly jump to a bigger size just when the first camera dies, to then slow down to a faster, but still steady pace. ^^
In reality, it would be more like: 2nd second: LHC, 3rd second: city. 4th second: planet.
The problem of course being, that when it gets slower and slower, the closer you get to the
The REAL picture from the LHC and ATLAS (Score:2)
Has the Large Hadron Collider? (Score:2)
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Due to the laws of quantum physics, we will continue to exist in a time line that doesn't see destruction. I am happy to be safe. Now the other branched realities, they are so screwed!
Sounds like CERN rolled a 20 (Score:2)
On the luck check needed to beat the universe. :P