Robotic Mold 118
Canis Lupus writes to mention that researchers from the University of West England are designing the world's first biological robot, constructed from mold. The robot, "Plasmobot," will be created using vegetative slime mold called plasmodium (Physarum polycephalum) that is commonly found in forests, gardens, and most damp places in the UK. "This new plasmodium robot, called plasmobot, will sense objects, span them in the shortest and best way possible, and transport tiny objects along pre-programmed directions. The robots will have parallel inputs and outputs, a network of sensors and the number crunching power of super computers. The plasmobot will be controlled by spatial gradients of light, electro-magnetic fields and the characteristics of the substrate on which it is placed. It will be a fully controllable and programmable amorphous intelligent robot with an embedded massively parallel computer."
The picture in the article ... (Score:3, Funny)
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I'm just glad this goo is orange and not grey [wikipedia.org].
Good marketing team (Score:3, Funny)
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Seriously sounds legit to me. From TFA:
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Re:Good marketing team (Score:5, Funny)
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Sure, the General Tso's Chicken came up with a fairly solid quicksort implementation
"Kill em all, let the ancestors sort 'em out"?
I like it. O(n) and easily executed in parallel. :)
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It's not really much different from that, which is exactly why it is interesting! Natural phenomena solve some of the hardest problems in computation, just by doing what they normally do.
The trick is controlling that process to get it to solve things we are interested in.
I, for one... (Score:2)
Umm... (Score:2, Insightful)
This mould, or plasmodium, is a naturally occurring substance with its own embedded intelligence. It propagates and searches for sources of nutrients and when it finds such sources it branches out in a series of veins of protoplasm.
Does this worry anyone else?
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Two words: Trapper Keeper.
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Yeah. Sounds about as interesting as using sunflower heads to keep solar cells pointed at the sun. Sure, you can probably do it, but does it accomplish anything practically?
I.e., tell me when they've done something interesting. In the meantime, they're just watching mold do what mold normally does.
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No, this sounds like it's a normal mold.
Nope, normal molds are fungi. Slime molds aren't molds at all. They used to be considered in the now-defunct Protist kingdom, but that's not a monophyletic grouping, so it's been split up into several different kingdoms (although the exact classification is still the subject of some debate).
The most popular current taxonomy puts slime molds into several kingdoms, with plasmodial slime molds (the case at hand) in the kingdom Amoebozoa alongside amoebas (among others)
Well I, for one... (Score:2, Funny)
I, for one, welcome our new smelly, slimy, moldy robotic overlords....ewww....
Molderama (Score:2)
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I dunno, I kinda think this was done a while ago by El Goonish Shive...
http://www.egscomics.com/index.php?arcid=3 [egscomics.com]
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Re:Molderama (Score:4, Funny)
I noticed a tiny mistake in TFS. Since it's British, they should have spelled it "mould", becauuse American mold is so different. British mold doesn't even have color -- it has colours.
And? (Score:3, Interesting)
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"Hackers used banned mould robots to conquer cheese factories in Wisconsin and France. News at Eleven.
Looking down, the plate of nachos you ordered suddenly doesn't look so appealing. It looks less appealing as it leaps up from the
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Ok then. Everybody looks around as you begin choking on cyber-hacked cheddar cheese. Somebody has the sense of mind to come behind you and start giving you the Heimlich maneuver.
Corn chip shrapnel sprays out of your mouth and onto the crowd. Disgusted patrons glare at you as they wipe the hacked orange cheese goo from their faces.
Abstrackt. Please roll to save versus hacked cheese mind control. And you might want to pray that the leather clad bald guy coming
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/lots of dice/
All time best way to speed up a conversation and get the PCs moving: roll a bunch of dice and start scribbling on a sheet of paper, followed by "so are you guys still standing there under that tree?"
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Roll for initiative, please.
Man, if there's ever a situation where I'd be okay with the GM assuming I'm caught off guard, it's when my own plate of nachos leaps up and attacks my face. The only way I could be more surprised would be if the Long Island Ice Tea I bought tried to sober me up.
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Mmmmm....delicious cave mold [thottbot.com]!
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Nice and simple answer to that FTA: "Researchers have received a Leverhulme Trust grant worth £228,000 to develop the amorphous non-silicon biological robot".
At the risk of getting modded "redundant", this really doesn't sound like much of a "discovery", much less a "robot". At best, IF they came up with a novel way to arrange food around it to solve NP-complete problems, you could call it a type of massively parallel processor. Possibly, with a rea
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Not Really a Robot (Score:5, Interesting)
That's like saying that the bamboo plant on my desk is a robot. It, too, transports substances in a direction determined by light input, and computes the optimal direction for approaching a light source. I could even claim that I'm adding "logic gates" to it by covering or pruning certain leaves.
Says the article, the mold robot has "the number crunching power of super computers" because it carries out computing tasks. That claim is also pretty silly. The A* algorithm can find the shortest distance between paths, and it doesn't require anything that could be called a supercomputer today.
So, this thing is a "robot" in the sense that pointing at random objects and calling yourself a master of "found art" is art.
Re:Not Really a Robot (Score:5, Informative)
What is the point of this article?
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Oh hey, brownies!
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By your description it sounds like this would be the beginnings of some sort of primordial ooze, if it weren't for us messing with it.
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This article details exactly how the creators were able to swindle some investors out of £200,000 by using big computer words to describe common mold.
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The article explains what's meant by saying that the "robot" will compute..."
So, this thing is a "robot" in the sense that pointing at random objects and calling yourself a master of "found art" is art.
The real test is whether the entire AI can be implemented in a single Twitter.
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"To tweet or not to tweet, that's the question. I tweet therefore I am, so I am part of a question looking for an answer: to assert myself."
Controlling them? (Score:4, Funny)
Cold Sweats (Score:2)
>"and programmable amorphous intelligent robot with an embedded massively parallel computer."
Now see, it's that bit, the bit about it being fully controllable that makes me nervous. Why did they feel the need to put that bit in. Slimy mold; intelligent, massively parallel processing robot... fully controllable, yes but by whom and for how long.
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I, for one, will welcome our robotic overslimelords.
As a welcoming present, I present this extra jumbo can of Athete's Foot spray to you in the interests of peaceful coexistenc.. FFFFFFSSSSHHH!!!!!
Can empty, problem solved.
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All hail mold...... (Score:1)
Real Research (Score:3, Informative)
Allergies! (Score:2, Funny)
What about insurance? (Score:2)
Will Old Glory Insurance provide a policy for this new menace?
In the meantime, I am putting my medicine under lock and key!
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overhyped (Score:1)
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Why is it lately that every time there's any slashdot story about any research whatever, somebody has to pipe in that it's "just another article about someone getting research money"?
What's the matter, can't get your project funded?
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Then hire a bullshitter! Or come up with an interesting hypothesis you want to test.
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True.
Note to self: (Score:1)
Bender (Score:3)
Bite my slimey moldy ass!
Interesting Background Material (Score:5, Interesting)
From an unlikely source: PubMed http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez [nih.gov]
Search terms "plasmodium Physarum polycephalum"
I went looking for negative stuff, knowing plasmodiums were behind malaria. Couldn't find any for this stuff, but I did find some juicy bits from biomedical science regarding its computational ability, or rather its internal processes that can be used as such. Not many will be able to get the referenced material, but just the abstracts are tasty.
Re:Interesting Background Material (Score:5, Interesting)
The plasmodium behind malaria is not the same kind of plasmodium. IIRC, malaria is caused by a sporozoan, which is completely different from a slime mould. In fact, plasmodium is not even a kind of slime mould. In reference to slime moulds, plasmodium is just the macroscopic form of any slime mould.
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In reference to slime moulds, plasmodium is just the macroscopic form of any slime mould.
Not _any_ slime mold. Plasmodial slime molds are one small grouping of slime molds.
Dictyostelids, for instance, are unicellular slime molds. Plasmodiums have many (often millions) nuclei in one cell membrane. Dictyostelids maintain cellular structure--their macroscopic form is not a plasmodium, though they do form a "pseudoplasmodium" that kind of looks like a plasmodium.
And that's just the plasmodials and the dictyo
GPF Software (Score:2)
I believe Rudy Rucker has IP on this idea already. (Score:1, Informative)
In his Ware Trilogy
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Tagging the story? (Score:2)
How do you put a "Shoggoth" tag onto a story? This sounds like something straight out of "At the Mountains of Madness".
Meh (Score:3, Funny)
Nothing new (Score:1)
I'm rich!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Cough, cough (Score:2, Funny)
Is it appropriate to lichen this bizarre construction to a robot? And I have to wonder whether it would be constructed from custom built components, or would they would have to come from a mold.
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In spite of what some sour little "toad's tool" with mod points and a lack of morels seems to believe, Slashdot always has shroom for a little humour.
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There is mush room for humour on slashdot, but sadly, some don't give a pig's ear. Others have missed their chance or blewit. Mods who can't take it are just arrogant puffballs.
Sci-Fi Plot? (Score:2)
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Apparently you didn't bother to watch Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. When the mold can jump up and eat a plane at 30,000 feet I'll be more concerned.
April 1? (Score:1)
April 1 at the end of August? Misuse a word and call it newsworthy?
ObNethack (Score:5, Funny)
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You hit the brown mold. You are suddenly very cold!
Beowulf cluster... (Score:3, Funny)
or moldy loaf of sliced bread? You decide!
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The best IT jobs will get you both.
Whoa (Score:2)
Does this mean I can legitimately claim that the mould on my bathroom walls counts as advanced technology? Awesome!
Just wondering (Score:1)
Cyborg? (Score:2)
Seefa Schnee isn't involved with this one, right? (Score:2)
Just so long as it's not used to create a nanovirus that infects people with creativity-enhancing Tourette's syndrome, I think we're OK.
Physarum boats: If plasmodium sailed . . . (Score:1)
Professor Andy Adamatzky has published a number of papers on plasmodium computing. See his web page at UWE Bristol:
http://uncomp.uwe.ac.uk/adamatzky/
and the video complimentary material for the article "Physarum boats: If plasmodium sailed it would never leave a port" at:
http://uncomp.uwe.ac.uk/adamatzky/physarumboat/
The video requires a Intel Indeo 5 decoder plugin.
Grey Goo (Score:1)
Green skin (Score:1)
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"It might also be possible for thousands of tiny computers made of plasmodia to live on our skin and carry out routine tasks freeing up our brain for other things." - In the future we will all be covered in slime, is this human evolution? A time may come when bathing goes out of style in order to accumulate more processing power..
And they call me a disgusting slob for not bathing. I am just way ahead of my time.
Announcing Tomatobot! (Score:1)
Quick...call Hollywood! (Score:2)
Still doesn't look like this robot (Score:2)
http://blog.hdscreencaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/summer_glau_0002.jpg [hdscreencaps.com]
http://www.celebroundup.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/summer_glau.jpg [celebroundup.com]
http://www.mindfield.be/rommel/pictures/summerglau.jpg [mindfield.be]
http://film-book.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/summer-glau-terminator-the-sarah-connor-chronicles-7.jpg [film-book.com]
Maybe I should stop showering (Score:2)
Beware of the Blob... (Score:1)
WARNING (Score:2)