US Life Expectancy May Have Peaked 1053
Hugh Pickens writes "Live Science reports that although life expectancy in the United States has risen to an all-time high of 77.9 years in 2007 up from 77.7 in 2006, gains in life expectancy may be pretty much over, as some groups — particularly people in rural locations are already stagnating or slipping in contrast to all other industrialized nations. Hardest hit are regions in the Deep South, along the Mississippi River, in Appalachia and also the southern part of the Midwest reaching into Texas. The culprits — largely preventable with better diet and access to medical services — are diabetes, cancers and heart disease caused by smoking, high blood pressure and obesity. What the new analysis reveals is the reality of two Americas, one on par with most of Europe and parts of Asia, and another no different than a third-world nation with the United States placing 41st on the 2008 CIA World Factbook list, behind Bosnia but still edging out Albania. 'Beginning in the early 1980s and continuing through 1999 those who were already disadvantaged did not benefit from the gains in life expectancy experienced by the advantaged, and some became even worse off,' says a report published in PLoS Medicine by a team led by Harvard's Majid Ezzati, adding that 'study results are troubling because an oft-stated aim of the US health system is the improvement of the health of "all people, and especially those at greater risk of health disparities.'"
Don't tell Kurzweil (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Slashkos (Score:3, Funny)
You Bet It's Peaked (Score:5, Funny)
Just wait until government Death Panels start pulling the plug on Grandmas!
Re:Slashkos (Score:5, Funny)
Re:McDonald's declares victory (Score:3, Funny)
The key is to extend the amount of work you can squeeze out of a person before they finally keel over.
Re:Ironic? (Score:5, Funny)
Always look at the bright side. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:CDC Data for Obesity (Score:3, Funny)
Man, that's some heavy shit to think about. After reading that I could really go for the relaxing comfort that can only be provided by a Big Mac value meal washed down with a ice cold budweiser or twelve.
Re:McDonald's declares victory (Score:3, Funny)
If you're lucky, young man, you'll die young and not have to eat those words. Now get off my lawn!
Re:Slashkos (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wait, really? (Score:4, Funny)
Haruumpph! Only if Obama's death panels didn't decide to euthanise him first!!
Re:Slashkos (Score:4, Funny)
Obesity causes more health problems, and as a result more spending. But of course, Moore wouldn't say that, because now instead of blaming the big, bad corporations and government, he would be asking his viewers to take some personal responsibility (which seems to be a progressive idea).
Maybe he didn't say that simply because he is, well, fat.
Re: Slashkos (Score:5, Funny)
The combined experience of the Nordic countries for half a century now should stand as proof that, even if everything in life is provided for you, the vast, vast majority of people still go out and work for a living.
See, Socialism warps your mind. Can't even count on them to be decently lazy when the situation calls for it!
Re:USA vs Europe (Score:3, Funny)
It's like my great-grandfather would say when pressed to quit smoking: "Sure it takes years off your life. The years you spend laying in a bed, crapping yourself, being ignored by your family and 'touched' by a lonely, molesting orderly who dropped out of high school."
Re:Wait, really? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:jesusland (Score:2, Funny)
We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware,
that includes California , Hawaii , Oregon , Washington , Minnesota
Wisconsin , Michigan , Illinois , and all of the Northeast. We believe this
split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the
new country of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas , Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get the Statue of
Liberty . You get Dollywood. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get
WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss. We get 85 percent of
America 's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama . We get
two-thirds of the tax revenue and two-thirds of the gross national product;
you get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's,
we get a bunch of happy families. Please be aware that Nuevo California will
be pro-choice and anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at
once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. With the Blue States in
hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water,
more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's
fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state
dinners), 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the
U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and
Seven Sister schools plus Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88
percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care
costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the
tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern
Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh,
Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred
unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say
that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved
in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people
with higher morals then we lefties.
Finally, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt weed
they grow in Mexico
Peace out,
Blue States
Re:Wait, really? (Score:3, Funny)
Isn't it obvious? First they'll check if you're a Christian(TM). Then they'll see if you're a Republican(R). Then they'll check if you Love Freedom(c). The second you trigger their commi-socalo-facist True Blue Patriot detector, you'll be as good as dead. I watch Fox News! I listen to conservative radio! I'm a member of the K^CNRA. I know what's going on!! You can't fool me!!! This is socialism!!! SOCALISM!!! Our great nation is being taken over by the Soviets!!!! Pretty soon we'll all be speaking Russian!!!!!!!!!!!! I've got my Rifle and the Lord At My Side!! I'm ready to DEFEND the Homeland!! RONNIE!!!! Can you HEAR meee?!?!?! I'm FIGHTN' For Ya Ronnie!! You and Dick Nixon and George W. Bush!!!!
GOD SAVE FREEDOM!!!!!!111
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