City Slicker Birds Shun Their Country Cousins 95
According to scientists, city Great Tits prefer other city Great Tits over country Great Tits. (Lets act like adults). The researchers found that the city dwellers responded more strongly to songs of fellow city dwellers and the same held true for the bumpkins. The average minimum pitch of male Great Tit songs in noisy urban areas was higher than in quieter, rural areas just a few miles away. Dr Rupert Marshall, of Aberystwyth University, Wales, and his team recorded bird song in 20 different cities in Britain. He says, "People speak louder and higher in noisy places like pubs and bars but still recognise their friends' voices once they go outside. Great tits seem to learn the high notes from their neighbours but don't respond as strongly to lower rural tones even when it's quiet."
Better Idea (Score:5, Funny)
According to scientists, city Great Tits prefer other city Great Tits over country Great Tits. (Lets act like adults)
Yeah, we could do that. Or we could plug what you just said into Google translator and translate it from English to Hindi to Estonian back to English again:
According to researchers, large cities and large country breast breast-feeding a baby, like other big cities do. As adults (Act I)
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Particularly the parenthetical bit at the end... sounds dirty to me.
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I ran the gamut using Google translator starting from English cycling translations alphabetically from Albanian all the way through to Vietnamese (but skipping Chinese), then finally back to English:
According to scientists, city Great Tits prefer other city Great Tits over country Great Tits.
becomes
Large and powerful countries and cities, as well as research on breast cancer.
Re:Better Idea (Score:5, Interesting)
I prefer to round-trip [bbs2.hk] them until they stabilize ;) Greek has fun with capitalization. Japanese goes off on a tangent about milk. Korean has a funny second cycle. The hebrew translation gets really excited.
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Five points if anyone can tell me what song lyric, round-tripped between English and Japanese, yields this:
"(13) Design, pony, well, it is the best way to learn to kill me?"
Here's a hint: other famous lyrics by the same artist (different songs) end up as:
(6) In this case, you must eat something in the brain? We can not be forced to - I can not, in the first place.
(5) TERODAKUTIRUMANDERUBURO Rorschach, a set of light occurs.
(13) May ROGUINMANEJAHOWAITOAPPU this page is to create a country code monkey.
(10) Un
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I know you're trying to be funny, but there is actually no point in "translating" from Traditional Chinese to Simplified Chinese in your process; they are not different languages, only different scripts (both usually represent Standard Mandarin or occasionally other varieties). Babelfish will likely just convert the simplified characters that are different from their traditional counterparts back to traditional, so you might as well just pick one. :)
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you really did that crazy translation in google!
how do i know it? hmmm....
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http://tashian.com/multibabel/ [tashian.com] is a good site too. It turned this:
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again.
Into this:
Configurations of Humpty Dumpty to the pagination in the wall. Great rectangle of the passages of Humpty Dumpty. This king' whole; Malese and whole S that king' Team of the employees couldn' of S; Period of Humpty of the collection of T in which it is according to place.
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City tits are perkier than country tits (Score:5, Funny)
Great tits from the city are higher and perkier than tits from the country. The country tits are lower, and the city tits don't give them the time of day.
It's not really any wonder, though. Everyone prefers perky tits.
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how the hell does this get modded informative ? funny as hell .. but informative ?
Re:City tits are perkier than country tits (Score:5, Informative)
Re:City tits are perkier than country tits (Score:5, Funny)
Your slashdot name suggests otherwise.
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*quite* perky
Your slashdot name suggests otherwise.
damn, and me without modpoints!
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I have cola in my nose.
First time I have laughed out loud at this site for yonks.
Re:City tits are perkier than country tits (Score:5, Funny)
No way -- even though I'm in my 40s now, guys tell me I have great tits all the time -- and I'm a country girl! My country tits are *quite* perky.
Pics or it didn't happen
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Maybe the country Tits have Great Balls?
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seeing how they are so picky; if there are a few that are not so well endowed in the city, would they belong to the "itty bitty city titties committee" ?
and, during the study, did the researchers ever use the line "I'm studying tits, honey!" - now I can legitimately use that line every night if the wife catches me *studying* online.
Slight problem... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Slight problem... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Slight problem... (Score:4, Funny)
Are you sure those weren't Pictures of Cartman's ass? [southparkstudios.com]
I hear it looks like a set of hot boobs [southparkstudios.com] that aren't easily distinguished [southparkstudios.com] from real ones. [ebaumsworld.com]
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Have you ever SEEN CowboyNeal?
Re:Slight problem... (Score:5, Funny)
I think we may be confused over what he meant by 'great'.
I think he meant great as in 'awesome', not great as in 'fucking huge'.
But I could be wrong.
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Oh, I know everything about them. I see them on those websites all the time!
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The study isn't sufficient. (Score:5, Insightful)
They would need to examine the reaction of different populations from the countryside to see if the reaction is simply one of disputes between avian clans. As it stands, their data could mean too many different things. The adage, often repeated here, is that correlation is not causation.
Re:The study isn't sufficient. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The study isn't sufficient. (Score:5, Informative)
They would need to examine the reaction of different populations from the countryside to see if the reaction is simply one of disputes between avian clans. As it stands, their data could mean too many different things. The adage, often repeated here, is that correlation is not causation.
As your knowledge of bird behavior stands, yes, it could mean just about anything. When you know nothing else but that correlation exists, then this in fact does not indicate causation. However when someone possess knowledge of other factors that suggest causation, then correlation can in fact support the causation conclusion.
In this case, a "dispute between avian clans" can easily be ruled out. You see, when a breeding male tit hears the call of another male tit nearby, that male will sing its own song to proclaim its territory, or investigate the source of the call in order to drive the intruder out. If the male country tit recognized the call of the male city tit, but didn't like city tits, then it would have responded more aggressively in trying to drive out the intruder. The lack of a response means that the country tit did not consider the city tit to be a threat, making the most likely explanation that the country tit didn't recognize the city tit's song as being that of a Great Tit at all.
There is as they say more research to be done. The next step is to see how females from each group respond to the calls of the other group. This is going to be trickier. While a male will react to any male that enters its territory and thus threatens its chances to mate, a female may or may not respond to the call of a male for any number of reasons. However if city tit females routinely reject the calls of country tit males and vice versa, then the question of whether the female recognizes the male call but just doesn't like it vs doesn't see them as the same species becomes largely moot. If the females aren't attracted to the other males, they won't breed, and they will slowly begin to separate as species.
On the other hand, if females don't appear significantly less attracted to the other males, then well I'm not really sure what would happen since I'm not terribly well versed in Great Tit behavior. It might mean more females breeding with multiple males on the edge of cities since the city/country males wouldn't compete with each other. It might mean that a bird born from mixed parentage would learn both songs, possibly eliminating the difference.
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The parent post needs to get modded up. It is probably one of the most informative posts I've seen on Slashdot in a long time and is extremely well-written. Worthy of an article in itself.
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See what happens when someone acts like an adult. We learn stuff. Man, I hate to learn stuff.
On the plus side I did get to say "tit" like fifty times.
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Is that really a surprise? (Score:5, Insightful)
They're undergoing divergent evolution. It's not like we haven't seen this before. Pigeons are rock doves that have adapted to urban life instead of their traditional cliff-dwelling habitat.
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Is it necessarily evolution? Or is it simply training? I bet if I took a bird egg from the country and swapped it with one from the city, that the birds would identify with their adoptive culture.
(And another thanks to Slashdot for the five minute wait between posts).
Re:Is that really a surprise? (Score:4, Informative)
Is it necessarily evolution? Or is it simply training? I bet if I took a bird egg from the country and swapped it with one from the city, that the birds would identify with their adoptive culture.
Either way the result will be evolution. Even if the different call is learned behavior (which they theorize is the case), if the females from one group won't respond to the calls of the other (which they haven't tested yet) then they won't interbreed and barring substantial egg-swapping efforts by humans they are effectively different species on their own evolutionary paths.
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And it's a fairly valid point. There is a big difference between differentiation and evolution, and the blurred line between them by many "science buffs" is why they're scoffed at by ID proponents.
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This just theoretically reduces the alleles available to given sample... it isn't genetic evolution, which I think is the point being made.
Change in allele distribution is evolution. And once there are two separate breeding populations, any further mutations or allele frequency changes will not be transferred to the other group, and thus clearly it is only a matter of time until they are different enough that anyone can see that genetic evolution has taken place.
And it's a fairly valid point. There is a bi
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Adaptation - Evolution (Score:3, Informative)
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Yeah, because up until now, we hadn't done a damn thing.
Forget the article (Score:1)
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http://xkcd.com/549/ [xkcd.com]
So going to get modded down, but I have to. (Score:5, Funny)
Nothing beats waking up in the morning, looking out your window and seeing a pair of great tits.
Re:So going to get modded down, but I have to. (Score:4, Funny)
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Um, I'm gonna have to disagree there. Seeing them on the same side of the window definitely is better.
Nothing? (Score:1)
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No doubt, but the joke doesn't work as well :P
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Nothing beats waking up in the morning, looking out your window and seeing a pair of great tits reflected in the window standing behind you.
T,FTFY
Act like adult? On slashdot? (Score:4, Funny)
98% of slashdot readers applied for the job of "watching Great Tits" without reading the article (this IS slashdot).
You would think they would be disappointed on their first day of work, but the fact that they were issued binoculars let to great job satisfaction.
i myself prefer boobies (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.galapagosonline.com/Galapagos_Natural_History/Birds_and_Animals/Birds/Boobies.html [galapagosonline.com]
Re:i myself prefer boobies (Score:4, Funny)
Little known fact: many bird species were named by male scientists who really, really needed to get out and socialize more.
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Com'on! (Score:1)
Boobies and science!! It's simply not possible to get any better than that (Ok, maybe boobies, science and beer...)
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(Ok, maybe boobies, science and beer...)
We need to apply for a grant from NSF to study The Effects of Fermented Berries and Other Plants on Great Tits, now.
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Boobies [wikipedia.org] =/= Tits [wikipedia.org].
New niches - Specialization - Sub Species (Score:2, Interesting)
It is "let's" (Score:1, Flamebait)
Let us try to act as though we understand how to spell, and use the proper contraction form "let's" when we are forming the contraction of "let us", shall we?
Of course, given the /. propensity for "loose", "your" when the contraction "you're" is intended, and the eternal battle against the mindset of "An apostrophe! Look out, here comes an 's'!", perhaps we should just call Butch in on this one [choppingblock.org].
Great Tits (Score:2)
(Lets act like adults).
No.
Oh come on! (Score:5, Funny)
(Lets act like adults)
Really? You want slashdotters to have a mature, serious discussion with no inuendo about "Great Tits?" You have to be out of your mind!
Well if you are so offended by our elementary school breast humor, then all I have to say is tough tits!! Get over it!
Tits and low brow humor (Score:4, Funny)
city Great Tits prefer other city Great Tits over country Great Tits. (Lets act like adults).
Or we could take George Carlin's view on the low brow - if you can't laugh at a fart joke...
If they migrate from Urban to Rural areas... (Score:1)
...and back, can we dub them "Bouncing" Tits?
That's odd it looks like Slashdot (Score:2)
Fat chance (Score:2)
(Lets act like adults)
Yeah, when the article is about tits telling other tits to GTFO. Not to mention the fact that research did not involve female tits (there are no girls...) thus leaving its most important question unanswered.
I'm sure someone's already said this... (Score:2)
but I'm far too lazy to read all the comments on THIS kind of story, so I'll say it myself:
I refer Great Tits in the city instead of the country because I live in the city and thus have easier access to them.
Example:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/ads/1204098642.html [craigslist.org]
of interest to slashdot (Score:1)
Now that's something that will interest the audience here.
Tits (Score:1)
(you people spend far too much time complicating what should be such a simple comment)
Southern drawl (Score:1)
Great Tits like coconuts..... (Score:1)
I have seen a better Great Tits headline (Score:2, Funny)