Blood From Mosquito Traps Car Thief 198
Frosty Piss writes "Police in Finland have made an arrest for car theft based on a DNA sample taken from the blood found inside a mosquito. 'A police patrol carried out an inspection of the car and they noticed a mosquito that had sucked blood. It was sent to the laboratory for testing, which showed the blood belonged to a man who was in the police registers,' a police officer told reporters. The suspect, who has been interrogated, has insisted he did not steal the car, saying he had hitchhiked and was given a lift by a man driving the car. I'm wondering if the suspect should have denied any association with the car at all. After all, who knows where that mosquito had been?"
I can see it now: (Score:5, Funny)
Police officer: "We were able to extract the suspect's blood from a mosquito found in the car."
David Caruso: "Heh heh heh..."
David Caruso: "SUCKERRRRR!"
[ YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ]
first post? (Score:0, Funny)
or first blood?
Re:Those Finns are dedicated (Score:5, Funny)
My girlfriend
[citation needed]
Re:Those Finns are dedicated (Score:5, Funny)
My girlfriend's car was stolen a number of years ago, and when it was recovered, the police weren't even interested in taking fingerprints, despite the fact that there was damage inside the car and property was stolen out of it.
Good for you, Finland.
Not like Finnish police have anything better to do. There are no good donut shops in Finland.
Re:Too many factors (Score:5, Funny)
...that mosquito could have come from almost anywhere...
Considering the medium, it could have come from a tax official.
Re:Those Finns are dedicated (Score:5, Funny)
(DISCLAIMER: I don't actually know this site, but pulling up the jpg seemed safe enough for me)
Re:Too many factors (Score:5, Funny)
Did you just insult mosquitoes?
Re:I can see it now: (Score:1, Funny)
anker? (Score:4, Funny)
how do you tie someone to 8-1/2 gallons of liquid??
Re:Just one observation (Score:5, Funny)
True, there were plenty of bloodsuckers on the OJ Simpson legal staff, but I'm not sure how testing their DNA would have helped much.
Blabbing Mosquito Bastards! (Score:4, Funny)
Jurrasic Park (Score:4, Funny)
Seems like a simple case...
extract blood
grow clone
compare characteristics
???
justice!
can i add one more bullet?
make raptors!
Why didn't they waterboard the mosquito? (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe he would have talked?
Or maybe the poor critter is enjoying a vacation at a resort in Cuba now.
Re:Libelous story title? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Those Finns are dedicated (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just one observation (Score:5, Funny)
Did the mosquito live?!
mozzies in Finland? (Score:2, Funny)
damn, global warning is worse than i thought.
Re:Those Finns are dedicated (Score:5, Funny)
Although it gives me an interesting idea... see, I live just south of a large Libertarian enclave (let's just call it "New Hampshire") with vastly inferior numbers and resources than my own place of residence (we'll pretend it's Massachusetts), as well as holding a close political and ideological alliance with our common neighbor (that would be Vermont). My proposal is that we test their dedication to the abolition of federal government by raising a large militia, possibly including high priced Carolinian mercenaries, and looting the shit out of them. It will be the ultimate test: their lax gun regulations versus our actual ability to purchase weapons and possession of at least two active military bases... I expect the conflict to be almost as epic and drawn out as the invasion of Iraq.
Re:anker? (Score:3, Funny)
Step 1. Write a comment with a spelling mistake
Step 2. Attempt to correct said spelling mistake
Step 3. Fail to correct said spelling mistake
Step 4. ????
Step 5. Profit
Now if only I figure out step 4, I could make millions of spelling mistakes and then retire comfortably.
Re:I can see it now: (Score:5, Funny)
Are cops also trained to insert a needless dramatic pause and moody look every five seconds? Thanks to David Caruso's constant posing, for a long time I thought CSI:Miami was a parody of Zoolander.
Re:I can see it now: (Score:5, Funny)
Who buys that ultra-nationalist, self-righteous, moralist crap?
Americans?
Re:I can see it now: (Score:4, Funny)
Oh, he's good. He's really good...
Of course, he's no Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can stand at a 45 degree angle to everyone at the same time.