When Dinosaurs Battled Crurotarsans 181
onehitwonder writes "Reuters reported yesterday on new scientific research that indicates how dinosaurs beat out another early reptilian species for domination of the earth. Roughly 200 million years ago, dinosaurs battled with another dinosaur-like animal, the crurotarsan, which is related to the crocodile. Some species grew to 39 feet long, according to the article, at an epoch when few dinosaurs exceeded 10 feet in length. Scientists used to believe that dinosaurs beat out the crurotarsans because the dinosaurs were physiologically superior. But new research indicates that dinosaurs might have won out due to a large stroke of cosmic luck, the nature of which is speculative."
Errata (Score:5, Funny)
Fixed that for you, Kansas.
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Fixed that for you, Kansas.
Fixed your fix. This was the garden of Eden, remember? Everybody loved everybody in Eden.
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And outside this particular garden was the rest of the Earth, surrounded by the people and animals who pre-existed the ones in said garden.
If you were from Kansas, you'd have read what it says.
Well, maybe not Kansas, but certainly Alexandria.
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We don't knock their beliefs because we disagree with them, we knock their beliefs because those beliefs are idiotic.
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And outside this particular garden was the rest of the Earth, surrounded by the people and animals who pre-existed the ones in said garden.
If you were from Kansas, you'd have read what it says.
Well, maybe not Kansas, but certainly Alexandria.
Huh? Read what WHAT says? If I was from Alexandria, would this post make more sense to me?
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Probably.
But don't worry. Natural Deselection will sort it out for both of us.
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Or possibly, Intelligent Redesign.
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What, like hot dinosaur on crurotarsan action, or just a friendly cuddle? ;-)
Cheers
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I don't think that in the fundies minds there was any sex at all going on in Eden. Sex is nasty and dirty and there wasn't any of that. But seeing as how nobody was mortal yet, and nobody ate anybody else, breeding probably wasn't necessary. And if it was, well, I think you had a friendly cuddle and maybe rubbed your barbie doll crotches together and then God flew down in the form of a stork and pulled a baby out of a cabbage patch for you. Or something.
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Lol.. Sex wasn't even a consideration until Eve ate the apple.
But I don't know any fundies that think sex is nasty or dirty, they think it is private and talking about it or displaying it to others is nasty and dirty. A big difference there if you care to notice. I'm betting that to some degree, you will agree with that too. I mean do you want someone to watch your wife get undressed and masturbate herself because you don't finish the job? Or do you want someone watching you masturbate because she won't giv
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Erm, the wife and I have an open marriage. We have three ways. We've been to orgies. We discuss sex in frank and matter of fact ways with our friends. We are not at all embarrassed by sex, and consider it private only in that we don't do it in public. Not that there's necessarily anything wrong with that, as long as there are no kids present. The only reason that people think it should be private is because they think it is dirty, like taking a dump.
Flamebait? Jealous Much? (Score:2)
Seriously, I think whoever modded this 'flamebait' must be a teensy bit jealous. Off topic, I could see, but flamebait? Just because it made your sad little basement dwelling ass jealous, and made you feel like flaming me, does not make the above comment flamebait.
Tell you what, sad little virginal mods, I'm going out with a new hot chick this Saturday, I'll screw her once extra just for y'all.
Re:Flamebait? Jealous Much? (Score:5, Funny)
Tell you what, sad little virginal mods, I'm going out with a new hot chick this Saturday, I'll screw her once extra just for y'all.
You tell em! We studs gotta stick together.
I'm actually going to be getting it on with Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, Avril Lavigne, Lacey Chabert, and Keira Knightly tomorrow night. I've saved Natalie Portman and the hot tub full of grits for Sunday.
So just get yer jealous selves outta here and let a playa play.
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Erm, the wife and I have an open marriage
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Why?
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We're married under the law, as witnessed by our friends and family and certified by the State of California. We aren't religious, so we never sought the blessings of such. We've been together eight years, and married for five. We're not only married, we're doing a better job of it than many people.
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Lol.. No, they think it should be private because it is intimate as in their intimate relationship. [wikipedia.org]
It isn't like taking a dump and from your post, I'm going to suggest that you have never experienced that type of love or meaningful relationship which is why you equate if with defecation.
I'm sure your having fun in your open marriage. But your missing out on a few of the better things in life. It doesn't matter to me, you can chase the golden goose all you want. But I think you have a lot to learn about rela
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If anything, it looks like you have a lot to learn about people, and how different they really can be.
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Different doesn't mean more fulfilled. I Understand how people are different and all, I even understand how people want to be different. I even know people that are different.
When the intimacy in a relationship breaks down, that is when people go looking for other relationships to supplement what they are lacking in their own. It is often the cause of infidelity and often divorce even though money issues and stress is are cited the most. It may be that people have never experienced a real intimate relations
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I could list every single one of the claims you make and tell you why they aren't close to being universally true, but it really all ends up in that all of your assumptions about what people want, think and feel in certain situations represent a failure to understand that all people are different, and want, think and feel in their own ways - ways that aren't always the ways that you describe.
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Lol.. No. The point isn't that all people want that. It isn't that all people enjoy that. It is that people have that and the Parents lack of ability to understand it means he doesn't know what he is missing.
You can want to call a women that has had more strange dick them most porn stars a wife. That's your prerogative. You could be perfectly fine with your wife/girlfriend having to find sexual satisfaction outside her relationship with you, that's your choice. But because you can't understand the intimacy
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It seems that everything you're arguing could be applied in reverse.
You say that "different doesn't mean more fulfilled" in a post where you more or less provide nothing but your take on why the parent is wrong. If different doesn't mean more fulfilled, then who are you to say that your difference to him is more fulfilling than his difference to you?
You repeatedly say that the parent to your post is missing out on things, and you claim that his views on intimacy are wrong, and that yours are right. You clai
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No, it couldn't be applies in reverse. And no, it isn't more fulfilling. He/she is looking for many mates to make up for the inefficiencies and abilities of
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I've been with my wife for eight years, and married for five. We were monogamous for the first five years. I have also had a five year and three year monogamous relationship (living together but not married). I have had as much love and meaning in my relationships as an human being on the planet.
I wasn't equating relationships with taking a dump, once again you fail basic reading comprehension. I said 'people,' as in other people, think sex is dirty, like taking a dump. Sex, not relationships. Other people,
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they think it is dirty, like taking a dump.
I thought Germans were supposed to be into that sort of thing.
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"Mom, if you were ever in a German Schiesse video, you'd tell me, right?"
"Of course, sweetykins!"
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Perhaps you should read what your thumping.
The bible tells stories of people. It also tells you things. Just because someone did something in the bible doesn't mean you are supposed to do it. And it makes it clear when it tells you that you should be doing something.
I'm going to leave it at that.
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Except Adam and Eve because they got no apples so they was all grumpy.
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You know, that's totally ridiculous...
I'm not from Kansas. I do believe in God, yet, I also believe that the bible and the timelines involved were adjusted to something meaningful to the people of the time.
ie - they didn't understand millions/billions/trillions - they didn't understand genetics - they had no clue about space / cosmos.
The dates / times / timelines in the bible and other religious books all have to be taken with a grain of salt (or was it a peck). Before people, who can say how long a *day*
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He wasn't referring to people like you. He was commenting on people who want to take it literally and get mad at anyone suggesting that anything happened more than approx 6000 ago.
You are obviously not one of those people, so relax.
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Well, the problem is that the bible says nothing about 6000 years. That was just a supposed time line a church came up with based around the genealogy laid out in the bible. So both, saying it is true as well as saying that all religious people believe because it's in the bible is pretty much wrong/false.
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You might believe that way, but there's literally millions of Americans who do not. They believe the Earth really is 6500 years old. Most of them will probably be voting for McCain/Palin, since Palin also believes the same thing.
It'd be really nice if all Christians believed the way you do; then we wouldn't have all these silly arguments about creationism, the age of the earth, etc. popping up here. Many people like me would have a much better opinion of Christians and Christianity in general too. Unfor
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I have yet to see a thread started where a christian injected that the earth is only 6000 or so years old. Every thread on every forum that I can remember in the 15+ years I have been on the internet, it is always someone making fun of the entire 6000 year thing that starts it. So maybe if people like you wouldn't go out of your way to
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There are two possible explanations for that.
1) Such people don't exist.
2) Such people don't know how to use a computer.
I know where I'd put my money...
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Here is a third explanation: people don't go into hostile environments and make claims that they know will cause an issue unless they are trolling. Not too many of the Holy Rollers will troll the internet. The ones who do probably stick with AOL.
I think people are smart enough to know that even though they believe something else, Science uses X explanations and they have to use it when dealing with science. It typically, at least in my experience, doesn't bother someone who is committed to the bible to play
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Populations as a whole were not informed enough to understand these concepts. Since religion is supposed to be for everyone, they'd want concepts and numbers that were conceivable to the masses.
Meaningful? (Score:2, Insightful)
It's already loaded with enough sex, violence, intrigue, dismemberment, rape and murder to be meaningful to today's society. It's more disgusting than your average 18A torture-porn flick.
Maybe a new movie version is needed. It would be like "300" except because it's from the Bible it would be Sunday School-approved.
I'd like to see that on the flannelgraph.
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Maybe a new movie version is needed.
Lets not find work for Mel Gibson.
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I only stated that the 6500 year was ridiculous.... Not the ideals behind it.
Thankfully, your opinions don't count, so whether you consider my own theories ridiculous or not isn't relevant.
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hmmm - is there something trying to communicate? mebbeh in a few million years, you'll evolve a brain.. =)
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You got an amoeba in your pocket there monkey boy? Cause you're the only one attempting to stutter something out...
Go back to the gene pool, swim around for a while, and if you happen to evolve, come on back...
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Why do you carry a rooster in you..... uhrm - never mind - whatever floats your boat - dickhead.
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I wonder what Freud would make of you? I'm thinking at least electro-shock therapy, if not total brain transplant - I'll even be a donor - here - I sneezed into a hanky, that's worth at least a 100 fold increase in mental capacity over what you currently seem to be using...
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Until Profane stupid muthafucka realized that it'd fallen into my trap, for it wasn't I standing there, but it's own ass that had been detached and put into place with a meat grinder shoved up it. So, not only did it fuck it's own ass, it ground it's own meat into hamburger which it quickly devoured with it's own shit as it slowly ate itself into oblivion.
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Interesting dream - for something that's dead and gone. Have a restful eternity in non-existance pmf. You no longer exist, and you never mattered.
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Last Word.
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Last word.
Beat Out ? (Score:2)
Is "beat out" some sort of horrible sexual reference or just another inane Americanism ?
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Inane Americanism.
to beat someone (in a race or battle) = to beat out
Wow! (Score:2)
You sound like a really smart man. It's a good thing you know what sarcasm is!
-Rick
Re:Wow! (Score:5, Funny)
Please have some respect for your elders.
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Yeah, but look at it from his perspective. He's been shooing crurotarsans and other punks off his lawn since the Triassic period. He's a little tired of it by now. :-P
Cheers
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Hey! I'm 26 damnit
So you signed up on Slashdot when you were 14?
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Those are FBI officers.
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Jeez, Otter, what crawled up your butt and died? The fact that in the 21st century, some people still think the Earth is only 6,000 years old because they misinterpreted a stupid fable, is funny.
You don't like us making fun of stupid religious people, but then you call us stupid. Are you a religious person? Do you think the world is only 6,000 years old? Why are you making such a big deal about this? I don't get it.
If it is only because the joke is old, I got news for you. People like old familiar jokes. You may have noticed, people here still quote a comedian who hasn't played outside of Laughlin, Nevada for decades. Do you also bitch and whine about the 'Soviet Russia' jokes? Do you rail about the stupidity of people quoting the Simpsons, or making Natalie Portman/Hot Grits comments?
Maybe this making fun of stupid religious beliefs hits a little close to home? What ARE your beliefs in that regard?
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Speaking of which...
What do you call a hockey Mom that preaches 'Abstinence only'? ...
A grandma!
-Rick
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But if that pit bull grew up in Alaska, it will be an expert on international affairs and diplomacy, because Alaska is near Russia.
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IT's funny, until it's a person in congress making laws, or a teacher pushing non science as science or refusing to teach science.
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Not when it's the first post on every paleontology story, worded in almost exactly the same way, it isn't. I laughed about it in 2003.
Occasionally, I mod them redundant if they're nonsensical, irr
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(quite a few people still seem to find the "6000 years" jokes funny, so I just let them be)
I used to mod them informative, but I don't get mod points any more. Perhaps there's a connection.
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Now there's a dumb comment. I don't like stupid black people or stupid Asian people or stupid Jewish people or stupid Muslims or stupid white people or stupid programmers or stupid...anything. Nothing to do with the race, skin color, religion, gender, sexual preference or whatever: I just don't like stupid people.
I have absolutely nothing against religious people per se, but for some reason the ones in the US are letting the stupidest among them dominate the political debate, and that fills me with some contempt even for the smart ones. Speak out and make it clear that being religious doesn't automatically make you an idiot, or the idiots will be the only thing the rest of us see and associate with your religion!
And by "speak out", I don't mean whine about how people are starting to assume that all US Xtians are idiots. Stand up and tell the idiots in your creed what idiots they're being. Publicly. Tell them that they're making a mockery of your religion. That'll earn you my respect.
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A person is born "black", "asian", or "jewish". "religious" is a personal decision, which makes it fair game for ridicule. (same applies obviously for "muslim")
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People are often indoctrinated into religions way before they ever have a choice in the matter. To say that someone isn't born that way is only accurate to the extent of biological function. But it is incorect to say they had or have a choice for the most part.
Sure, someone could make the choice when they are 20 or so and the part of the brain that processes rational though it already developed. But the true reality of it is that a lot of these people are instilled with their beliefs well before this happen
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Implying that you should only ridicule aspects of a person under that person's direct control means I'm a racist? Do you think that you might be reading a little too much into the post?
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It might have been, but the summary gave the ending away.
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It does sound like a great idea for a made-for-scifi movie.
note that the made-for-scifi is a qualifier to movie. It would be horrible idea for a movie, which means it's very appropriate for a made-for-scifi. Watching a made-for-scifi movie is like drinking a bottle of vodka without any of the good side effects.
Vodka with no benefits? (Score:2)
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Yeah I did, and it was going fine until I tried to figure out how to pronounce "crurotarsans."
Can someone help me out?
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Can someone help me out?
I'm guessing it's something like "crew-row-tar-zans". Not exactly something that rolls off the tongue, is it?
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You mean "crurotarsan" might be derived from a Japanese proper name like "Krurota-san"?
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No, more likely crouton.
Mmmm. Salads.
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You're disappointed by 39-foot-long crocodiles? I guess I have to raise my standards somehow. (Not directed at you, honey)
So when does the movie come out? (Score:2)
I can see it now, a new video at the Creationist museum, Dinosaurs vs. Crurotarsans, with humans trying to avoid being stomped (or eaten as a quick snack).
Or maybe a Hollywood movie, where after an earthquake, a huuuuge lost cavern cracks open, and crurotarsans come out. Then, just when we're striking back against Giant Creatures Immune to bullets, explosives, etc, another earthquake strikes, and another huuuge cavern opens, and out come dinosaurs....
mark "b
Speculative? (Score:2)
But new research indicates that dinosaurs might have won out due to a large stroke of cosmic luck, the nature of which is speculative.
This sounds like the perfect fit for /.
This is not science, folks. (Score:2)
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Ah yes. Speculation (also known as "forming a hypothesis") is clearly not any part of science. So glad you could point that out. :)
I agree, this one seems fairly ad hoc, but that doesn't mean it can't be tested by examining the evidence in light of this hypothesis. And I would have to say that your examples seem cherry-picked, since you left out: atomic theory, continental drift, relativity, speciation, neutrinos, Technicium, and much much more. Its true that random speculation (and its complement, sere
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I did RTFA, and it's hard to say how much is the reporter and how much the person who came up with the idea. And, I'm not so much objecting to the idea as reminding people that it's just speculation. Already, even in the few early comments, I could see some people were accepting this guess as proven fact and I wanted
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Fair enough. The "scientists-say" factor in reporting is always annoying. Compared to the "scientists [read: one biologist with crackpot theories of physics] say that the LHC may destroy the world" reporting we've already seen recently, this seems pretty innocuous. Still, it never hurts to point out when someone's speculating in advance of the evidence. I think it's going a little far to say "that's not science", but I suppose that if that's what it takes to get the point across, no harm done. :)
cheers
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What's the next step in the scientific method? Reformulate the hypothesis. So what are the facts? Approximately 30 million years of co-existance before one group died out and another survived at the Triassic/Jurassic bo
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I think you may have misunderstood me a little. I didn't say it was unscientific, just that it shouldn't be considered science (in the sense of having been proven) when it's not. Too many people, here on Slashdot and other places, are prone to believe that if a Scientist says it, It Must Be True
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Actually, I think I was a little premature in considering relativity ad hoc because it reasonably replaced the existing theory rather than pushing an assumption to save the theory. Aether was the standard model because every scientist knew and could prove in their garage that light behaved like a wave, and the nature of a wave suggests i
Not crustaceans? (Score:2)
I would be a lot more interested in that. Think of the awful movie possibilities!
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Sounds Like a Great Game (Score:2)
Forget Alien vs Predator. I am so waiting for Dinosaurs vs Crurotarsans.
I kind of imagined them with a side of Ranch (Score:2)
The gigantic, fearsome, cubic Crouton-o-saurians cam rumbling through the low frisee, green leaf, and iceberg lettuces, smashing every living thing in their path. But they were lightweights, and when the comet smashed into Earth they knew they were in trouble. "Crumbs!," cried the Crouton-o-saurians, "we're toast!"
Give it ten minutes! (Score:2)
Oooh - look, Sci Fi's "Attack of the Hyper-Crurotarsans, species from River Dune is on in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .
Pug
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Only the cool ones died out, leaving us with the current underwhelming descendants and pretenders.
But... but... Bono wears sunglasses all the time, man! All the freaking time!
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And haing been up close and personal with crocs, caymans, and gators, I can say that they are anything but underwhelming... though some more diversity would be cool.
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What has changed?
While it's easier to spot fossils of huge animals, I don't think that's the only thing - I mean just look at the largest land animal now. It's small compared to the stuff back then.
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Very large animals reproduce more slowly and they are huge walking targets for hungry, intelligent pack hunters (aka humans).
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