Researchers Create a Protein Map of Human Spit 110
Ant writes "United States researchers have identified all 1,116 unique proteins found in human saliva glands. It was a discovery they said on Tuesday that could usher in a wave of convenient, spit-based diagnostic tests that could be done without the need for a single drop of blood. As many as 20 percent of the proteins found in saliva are also found in blood, said Fred Hagen, a researcher at the University of Rochester Medical Center in New York who worked on the study."
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So you mean all women?
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I don't know a better term for it, but you can see how some people could get confused especially if they're pre-caffeineated.
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but you can see how some people could get confused especially if they're pre-caffeineated.
but i think you got it eventually.
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No, I'm sure they have never ever heard of genetic variation. Being biochemists, they are probably completely ignorant of the basics of biology.
There are over a thousand proteins in spit apperantly, identifying them from one individual alone is no easy or cheap thing. 23 is a good canvassing given the state of funding of the sciences and how much this must have cost. And how much
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Can't use this test (Score:2, Funny)
why can't people use the subject field (Score:3, Funny)
Why people can't use the subject field correctly (Score:1)
2. In some cases, it enhances the humor (as has already been mentioned).
Straightforward subjects are OK (Score:1)
My experience indicates that the only things you have to avoid are:
1) leaving the subject "Re:
2) using a subject which lacks content
I get lots of positive mods using straightforward, rather boring, subjects.
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easy way to get 100% of the proteins (Score:5, Funny)
i call dibs on the patent to beating patients as a diagnostic tool.
anyone want to participate in clinical trials?
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rule #2 You DO NOT TALK about Fight Diagnostics
Just ring a bell (Score:2)
All the research has been done. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_Pavlov/ [wikipedia.org]
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Damn (Score:3, Interesting)
How is this test administered? (Score:2)
Yeah, I know, Slashdot == no girlfriend. Save your reply.
Re:How is this test administered? (Score:5, Funny)
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Sure..... (Score:2)
heh. (Score:2)
At first I wanted to make a funny (Score:5, Interesting)
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Simple test like this could be very effective at bringing up potential problems which can be investigated and verified by more accurate tests.
Also, you can use lots of such "unreliable" tests to build reliable model
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presence - absence - ratios (Score:1)
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I decided just for a lark to see if there was a Wikipedia article on spit. And lo and behold, there was an article on both saliva [wikipedia.org] and spitting [wikipedia.org]. The latter is an entertaining read, but the article on saliva is equally good.
Didja know, for example, spit contains water, mucus, antibacterial compounds, enzymes, and electrolytes? Add sugar and some colour, and it sounds a lot like Gatorade. Or that the average person produces just under a litre a day of it? The
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If our natural immune system (or our dogs') were the best cure for all disease/infection, we wouldn't have discovered more potent treatments.
Licking is the best immediate
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Well, that's the advice you get from the vet, but it's so general that it's almost as meaningless.
For example, take the term aggravation. What's aggravating, the pain from the wound itself, or an irritation that would mitigated by cleaning up the wound of what's causing the aggravation. Animals have little to no problem dealing with pain, but if something is irritating them, they'll most cert
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Of course! It's got what plants crave!
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I was always skeptical while giving blood sample for any reason....suspecting it could be used for DNA analysis.
IANAE, but feel that spit can't be (mis)used for DNA analysis. Hope some expert could comment on it.
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That more than 80% of those proteins aren't found in blood?
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About 20% of the time, people do NOT secrete blood group antigens into their saliva or other body fluids. Before DNA analysis it was common to look for blood type in crime scene investigations. 80% of people are "secretors", the other 20% are harder to catch.
see http://www.ncsu.edu/kenanfellows/2002/pligon/forensics/notes/BloodNotes.html [ncsu.edu]
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killing me are the sentences (Score:1, Funny)
"Researchers in the United States announced Tuesday that they have identified all 1,116 unique proteins found in human saliva glands. The discovery could usher in a wave of convenient, spit-based diagnostic tests that could be done without the need for a single drop of blood. Fred Hagen, a researcher at the University of Rochester Medical Center in
Fill this, fill that... (Score:5, Funny)
Protein Map of Human Swallows? (Score:3, Funny)
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spit research (Score:1, Troll)
Oh, sure, that's what they told the funding bodies, but let's be honest: they did this research simply so they could publish papers with titles like "A Comprehensive Analysis of Spit."
clean (Score:1)
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Spit is also great as an anti-fog agent inside diving masks.
Ditto for car windshields when you've accidently gotten some Fantastik or Spray 9 on them while cleaning the dash ...
Also, saying "I protein map on your grave" sounds like something Dougie Howser in "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" would do ...
Next step..... (Score:2)
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Thanks, folks. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip you waiters.
getting lost will suck from now on (Score:1)
"well you didn't say what kind of map..."
Easy Nature Paper (Score:2)
Why do they call it a "map"? (Score:2)
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Hmmmmm..... (Score:2)
Ya know, there are just too many jokes that can be made about this article.....
Like a Family Circus map? (Score:2)
Drool Falls
Booger Bayou
Loogie River
Ptui Peak
Why have the proteins been unknown until now? (Score:2)
Are there some difficulties involved in finding them? How does one do?
Side note: I for one like needles and stuff, cause I'm interested in medicine and that is as close as I usually get to it. I donate blood, that's a great thing! You get in contact with medical care and get to do things to your body (which is nice, if you're bent like me), you save other people's lives in an old-fashioned "every one need to help now" way (makes it feel like war times) and you can play jokes on the overly caring nurses by
Wow! Metabolomics is progressing! (Score:2)
Slightly more in depth article (Score:1)
Tricking the test (Score:2)
Saliva serves many functions (Score:2)
It attacks germs coming into mouth and alimentary canal.
It may have aphrodesiac properties, stimulating love making.
Its an emergency fluid/lubricant.
It may be social communication - spitting, drooling.
Its state is indicative of physical health.
Others, I've forgotten.
A thousand proteins sounds fair.
If you think saliva is social communication (Score:2)
How many human proteins total? (Score:2)
Great News! (Score:2)
Re:ooook? (Score:1)
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The Colour of Magic isn't that great. It's basically a bunch of loosely-connected stories parodying fantasy tropes. The book has its moments, but it mostly serves to introduce the setting for the later and IMO better novels.
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The problem with that is that The Colour of Magic ends with a (fairly literal) cliffhanger, and The Light Fantastic picks it up and runs with it.
The Colour of Magic is not a bad book, it just doesn't contain much of a story. I suppose one could call it a travelogue about a naive tourist and his cowardly escort.
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