New "Endoscope On a Pill" 96
ScienceDaily is reporting that a new form of endoscope developed at the University of Washington is more like swallowing a pill than the typical "massive" cable. The pill, complete with a 1.4 mm wide tether, contains a single optical fiber for illumination and six fibers for collecting light. "Once swallowed, an electric current flowing through the UW endoscope causes the fiber to bounce back and forth so that its lone electronic eye sees the whole scene, one pixel at a time. At the same time the fiber spins and its tip projects red, green and blue laser light. The image processing then combines all this information to create a two-dimensional color picture."
It's like a party in your stomach! (Score:5, Funny)
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Zoidberg: Guess again.
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Zoidberg: That's normal.
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The obvious question for males (Score:2)
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However, the Adult Novelty Toy industry would probably be interested in this "spinning" function...
Bouncing? (Score:3, Funny)
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"Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a circuc geek!"
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Hahaha (Score:4, Funny)
is more like swallowing a pill than the typical "massive" cable.
Goatse guy went through all that for nothing.
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WARNING: This post might not contain any facts.
The Magic School Bus (Score:4, Funny)
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Hmmm
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Cheers
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I worked as an intern one summer for a company developing a new type robotic colonoscope. As far as I understood, any known technical solutions for inspecting the colon still requires something to actively inserted into your rear end. It's very painful because the colon will need to stretch in order to proved the necessary reaction force for the colonoscope to bend. You can apparent
Old News? (Score:5, Interesting)
I'd post the link, but this doesn't exactly sound like new stuff and I'm at work so I can't do the research. This was back when he was still co-hosting with Natasha Stilwell, which places it between 2004-2006. She's been replaced in the 2006-2007 season.
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The pill with the camera (what you saw) is for looking at the bowel. It will not spend any significant time in the esophagus. It takes pictures as it travels through your bowel. AFAIK, it requires a bowel prep (drinking a bunch of nasty clear fluid for several hours) or the pictures will be full of crap, just like a
Esophageal Pill Cam (Score:1)
It could make the procedure a lot more accessible. (Score:5, Interesting)
Right now, an endoscope requires a general anesthesia, which requires the patient to be monitored for adverse reactions, as well as accompaniment since the patient won't be able/allowed to drive home afterward.
My mom just had one done a few days ago, and she lives alone. The clinic performing it usually has a shuttle to pick up and drop off patients, but it wasn't available that day. She offered to take a cab, but they wouldn't allow it, stating that whoever is picking her up and dropping her off would have to stay there. Luckily, a neighbor was willing to help. (I live a few states away, for those wondering why I wasn't helping her.)
If he wasn't able to help her, she'd have had to reschedule, which would have meant rearranging her work schedule and possibly losing pay if she can't arrange the time off on short notice. If she could have driven herself there and back, she could have scheduled it around work, instead of the other way around.
I wonder how many people aren't able to have procedures like this done because they don't have the time/resources.
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Right now, an endoscope requires a general anesthesia, which requires the patient to be monitored for adverse reactions, as well as accompaniment since the patient won't be able/allowed to drive home afterward.
No, it doesn't, I had one done last year without the general, only anesthetic I used was a tongue numbing mouth wash. It really wasn't that unpleasant. The doctor didn't want to do it, but I told him that I wasn't willing to undergo superfluous anesthesia just for something as trivial as an endoscopy. I bolstered my position by coming alone without anybody to drive me home.
The charges that it's painful or uncomfortable are really over blown. The only people who should take the knock out drugs are those wit
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Tissue is the issue (Score:1, Interesting)
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Doctor to patient... (Score:3, Funny)
Endo In a Pill? (Score:2)
Re:Endo In a Pill? (Score:4, Interesting)
If only they had these 20 years ago! (Score:3, Funny)
Well, to make a short story even shorter, the lady doctor he sent me to shoved a big (compared to today) TV camera up my ass. I didn't like it a bit; I'd never had anything up there but shit before. She told me I had the most beautiful colin she'd seen (flattery will get you nowhere in that situation, lady).
So I went to see a proctologist. The office was dingy, and suggested dirtiness. The heavily accented doctor didn't inspire confidence, telling me I had the worst hemmoroid he'd ever seen. Not exactly what you want to hear from a doctor. "Has anyone ever died from a hemmoroid?" I asked. "No, not that I'm aware of" he said. "Has anyone ever died from hemmoroid surgery?" I asked. "Well," he answered, "there are always risks to any surgery".
I suffered with my hemmoroid for another fifteen years after that, and finally let a different doctor (a very pretty lady too) cut me a new asshole about five years ago. I think I journaled it in the old Paxil Diaries, I'm not sure. While I was unconscience they did another endoscope, most likely with a much smaller camera.
I was supposed to go back for another endoscopy last year. Guess what? I'd rather have colin cancer than have that damned TV camera shoved up my ass again!
-mcgrew
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The one they did with the actual surgery I assume they did before cutting, but I wasn't conscience9sp?) then. Being asleep is the way to go! Although I assume they've got little cameras now.
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Due to my medical history, i have to do them every year or two.
There are special anaesthetics that are MUCH less severe then the operation once that work like a charm.
Lay down, get an injection, wake up 30 minutes later, and its done. No pain or anything (besides mild discomfort, as they inflate your colon with air, which want to get out again).
What really _is_ annoying, and thats the same for all coloscopies, even those with computer tomography, is the need to get everything
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Re:I've had 4+ Hemorrhoid operations myself (Score:3, Informative)
I had 3 were they just slit the thing when it sticks out and goes hard, purple and painful.
They used Local anesthetic for the operation with me awake and gave me pain killers (Tylenol 3) for 3-4 days.
Going to the bathroom for a #2 was not fast or pleasant for the 20 years I had them until I got them banded.
Now I feel like I got a new one and I make sure I get my fiber!!
FYI: When nothing sticks out they call them polyps.(they can get banded too!)
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I had trouble sitting ofr a day or two, but I'm damned glad now I had it done.
The cataract surgery (click the sig for details) in contrast had no pain whatever, save when
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I was supposed to go back for another endoscopy last year. Guess what? I'd rather have colin cancer than have that damned TV camera shoved up my ass again!
Trust me, the pain from a large mass in your colon is much worse than the pain from a colonoscopy. The pain doesn't go away and will leave you doubled over almost continuously. Then to get rid of the pain they have to cut out part of your colon, which is more painful than the mass was. To make matters worse you still need a colonoscopy before they'll schedule the surgery. Thankfully my mass was benign, but my grandmother's sized mass was malignant. As much as I hate my five year screenings, they're st
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I always wondered about Colin Powell, what kind of mother would call their kid "colon"?
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For all you know, they could be a lot smarter than you and simply have a disorder that impairs their written language skills.
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Puts down his food... (Score:2)
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why would it matter if it breaks? (Score:2)
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Because fibre optics don't routinely get stuck pretty much everywhere in bodies now anyway.
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Pill allows use in remote locations (Score:4, Insightful)
Besides, say it got lost, the small filament size (1.4 mm) would allow it to exit through the digestive tract and be recollected.
Sounds much more comfortable than the old way (Score:1)
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Pretty (Score:2)
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Secondly, economics isn't about whether or not we fairly distribute the money, equipment, and skilled professional time that we can harvest easily from the medical-resources bush that grows abundantly everywhere. Economics is about the fair allocation of scare resources -- in this case the time and ener
Sedative? (Score:1)
Pill Cameras (Score:1)
Um....where does it come out? (Score:2)
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You mean like this [ridgid.com]?
They ran one of these down my main sewer line a few weeks ago to look at the tree roots that have gotten in...found out that the pipe hasn't collapsed, at least, so they routed it out and I can put off replacing it for a little while. Handy gadget.
this is not new. (Score:1)
Capsule Endoscopy (Score:1, Interesting)
It's painless, except for the fact that you have to walk around all day with a ginormous fanny pack strapped to your waist and numerous probes glued to your chest. Well, maybe the preparation is the worst part because you have to prepare for it just like a colonoscopy (i.e. drink a gallon...or a half gallon plus some pills if you get the good stuff... of nasty liquid the night before).
The weirdest part of the whole procedure is that they start taking pictures before you
Similar stuff for closed-heart surgery (Score:2)
It gets better. They could click the ultrasound transducer into high power mode and selectively kill small sections of the heart that were beatin
not for general endoscopy, but good for screening? (Score:1)
As some folks may know who've endured the procedure, endoscopy usually involves a relatively large tube that has more than the two functions of the tethered "pill" listed here. The tethered "pill" can 1) illuminate and 2) visualize, but it does not allow for 3) irrigation, 4) suction or 5) collection of biopsies ( more info here [wikipedia.org]). These are critical functions that most larger-bore endoscopes can currently perform without the requirement of adding a second endoscope that can provide these functions.
As a med
And yet... (Score:1)
A doctor weighs in... (Score:2)
The one in the article sounds as though there is a tether and can be manipulated back and forth. I don't have any experience with this one. The systems I saw were like this [gihealth.com] or this [wikipedia.org] and were passively mobilized by small intestine movement, just as your
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I've *had* an endoscopy (Score:2)
"Hentai Tentacle Porn Oral Rape" would be a suitable description of the experience. I recommend them to all my enemies.
Might be hard to grab samples with a pill though.
Gastrointestinal system speeds vary. (Score:2)