Bizarre Self-Destructing Palm Tree Found 190
Smivs writes "A giant self-destructing palm tree has been discovered in Madagascar. The palm is 20m (60ft) high with leaves 5m (16ft) long, the tallest tree of its type in the country, but for most of its life — around 100 years — it appears fairly unremarkable apart from its size. However, when it flowers, it puts so much energy into an impressive flower-spike, that it eventually collapses and dies.
Dr John Dransfield, who announced the tree in the Botanical Journal of the Linnean Society, is baffled as to how it came to be in the country.
It bears a resemblance to a species of palm found in regions of Asia; 6,000km away. It is thought that the palm has gone through a remarkable evolution since Madagascar split with India some 80m years ago."
Geniuses self-destruct (Score:4, Insightful)
Then they die, because they had nothing left.
Of course, middle management and morons live on. This is why humanity is doomed.
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Then they die, because they had nothing left.
Of course, middle management and morons live on. This is why humanity is doomed.
I Like to Move It, Move It (Score:2)
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So long as Rock Stars and other artsy types keep fucking dozens and dozens of partners like wild cats before they die at a young age, there will be plenty more of them.
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Rock star kids probably end up tremendously fucked up in the head, get into drugs, and jump off a bridge before they breed.
I seem to recall it has been shown by some studies that having grandparents around can make a great difference. They take care of you while your parents are busy with their personal or work life. They are often able to instill you with a greater amount of wisdom tha
From the article (Score:3, Funny)
Given that in most areas I can see individual cars on the ground, I'm not too impressed...
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One possibility of why it might be surprising (Score:3, Informative)
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captain obvious (Score:5, Funny)
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In hindsight, that phrase only hurt me in getting my geek card restored anytime soon...
Re:captain obvious (Score:5, Funny)
2. Has a girlfriend
You're on thin ice, man. Next you'll be telling us you played sports in high school, and you spend your Friday nights "out" (whatever the hell THAT means) instead of upgrading to Linux kernel version 2.6.23.141592653589793238.
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You're on thin ice, man. Next you'll be telling us you played sports in high school, and you spend your Friday nights "out" (whatever the hell THAT means) instead of upgrading to Linux kernel version 2.6.23.141592653589793238.
Score yourself to see how much of a nerd you are, give yourself...
+1 point if you noticed his linux kernel version has PI in it,
+1 point if you checked if his PI was correct against wiki,
+10 points if you can automatically see if his PI is correct from memory,
+50 points if you can continue with more decimal places from memory.
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As your penance, please sing the "Philosopher's Song" three times.
Go in peace.
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Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
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Bizarre Self-Destructing Palm Tree Found (Score:5, Funny)
Ah...the new Britney Spears model.
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Nothing to see here, move along (Score:5, Informative)
It may, however, be among the largest and the first to use gravity to kill itself.
Re:Nothing to see here, move along (Score:5, Funny)
What about lemmings?
Germination not required (Score:1)
Many a lemming has run off a cliff without producing offspring. This is A Good Thing.
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Yeth?
Re:Nothing to see here, move along (Score:4, Funny)
Lemmings are not suicidal, they are just optimistic: they are sure you're going to put that floor in time.
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What about lemmings?
Or humans?
This tree has the wrong name.... (Score:4, Funny)
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Poetic (Score:5, Insightful)
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Yah, basically it's Irish.
Giant Palm of Death (Score:5, Interesting)
Dies once it has produced it's fruit. Possibly to allow it's seedlings some light. Also, more fruit means more likelihood of a successful bunch of seedlings.
How did it get to Madagascar? Well, it's flowers produce lots of nectar but not sure if the fruit itself is edible - probably the Polynesians carried it with them. After all, they are the ones who first colonized Madagascar not the Africans.
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"Humans could not have brought it over since the article states that it has undergone 80 million years of evolution since splitting from its asian ancestors. Humans have only been around for approximately 100k years."
Homo Habilis is said to have appeared around 2.5MYA.
The BBC News article - Giant palm tree puzzles botanists - said:
"It bears a resemblance to a species of palm found in regions of Asia, 6,000km away.
It is possible that the palm has quietly gone through a remarkable evolution sinc
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Right [wikipedia.org]
No Boom? (Score:1)
Missing word... (Score:5, Funny)
"is baffled as to how the it came to be in the country"
Looks like they left out fsck in the middle.Re: (Score:3, Funny)
Life Created Death in Order to Survive (Score:1)
This tree is a pretty extraordinary instance, however. Though I do think there are other organisms which self-sacrifice in order to propagate - so it is not exactly unprecedented.
Bananas (Score:2)
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Yes. Early on there were organisms that never died, but they died out.
Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene! (Score:5, Funny)
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madagascar split from indonesia a long time ago (Score:5, Interesting)
and i say this because madagascar was populated by modern humans from indonesia first, and africans second
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Madagascar#Pre-history [wikipedia.org]
linguistically and culturally, madagascar is closer to indonesia than it is to mainland africa, which is rather bizarre when you look at a map
indonesians could have bought the palm fruit with them, and the palm might still be found in indonesia, or went extinct there
it's a plausible alternative theory to the 40M years in isolation hypothesis
Re:madagascar split from indonesia a long time ago (Score:4, Insightful)
Vikings crossed the atlantic by island hopping along the north.(england, ireland, iceland, greenland, to newfoundland. why is Indonesia so remarkable for doing essentially the same thing in wammer waters(though still deadly)?
bizarre doesn't have a negative connotation (Score:2)
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Check the maps again, and remember near the poles the distances appear longer than they are in reality (Greenland really is not the size of South America!)
The hop from nearest islands Maldives, Seychylles) is really really long. Indian Ocean is very empty when it comes to island density. It would take much longer from land to land, and note that boats of the Indonesian were far less advanced than Viking boats.
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People crossed from China, to france and back again long before Marco Polo. Just look at a map of the area that alexandar the great conquoerd. no are you telling me the he was the only one to make such a journey?
It wasn't normal steady traffic, but there were wanderers who just kept going.
take a look at my sig (Score:2)
what a blind moron
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One thing I'd add is that there is, as you mentioned, the possbility that the humans brought their palm fruit with them.
There's also a possible indirect relationship. If fragile humans in rikety boats can make it that far, why couldn't palm friuts? After all, they are *designed* (or evolved if you prefer) to spread to islands in just this way.
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I'm not sure what's so "bizarre" about this (Score:1)
Remarkable Evolution (Score:2)
It's actually an annual (Score:4, Funny)
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Which comes first? (Score:2, Interesting)
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The first. The botanical term is monocarpic [wikipedia.org].
More commonly known examples of this botanical phenomenon are the Century Plant [wikipedia.org] (Agave americana) and many species of high altitude bromeliads in the genus Puya, found primarily in the Andes.
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Probably just the result of natural selection toward "adult plant dies, gets its leaves out of the way of the sunlight, and becomes fertilizer" to give the offspring a better shot at growing into mature plants too.
About the Google Earth part in TFA (Score:1)
Not quite, see that entry [googlesightseeing.com] on GSS.
Additionally, seeing a single tree on Google Earth isn't something special at all,
there's millions of them in the high resolution imagery areas.
Check the insides... (Score:1)
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correction (Score:1)
Self-destructing Palm (Score:1)
I wouldn't call it "self destructing" (Score:5, Insightful)
Palm trees also propagate with lightening (Score:5, Interesting)
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Inspector Gadget (Score:3, Funny)
Agave (Score:4, Interesting)
For my entire childhood it was just this big spiky Aloe like bush behind the house. About 5 feet tall. Then one time when I was in my late 20's it grew this absolutely gigantic spike about the height of a telephone pole, flowered, and then produced hundreds of little budding plantlets that fell off and took root. The original plant then promptly died.
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You probably meant "Agave" the second time too. Aloes are similar, but unrelated.
Agave and bambo
It's actually a stunted stage tree (Score:2)
Big deal. Almost all my trees do that. (Score:5, Funny)
They split?! (Score:2)
Guess I shouldn't be too surprised -- I heard India got jealous after Madagascar did that Disney movie. Which one gets the kids?
makes some sense (Score:2)
Doing the Math (Score:4, Insightful)
20m = 60f
5m = 16f
Obviously meters shrink, or feet grow, the more you have of them.
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Own your own? (Score:2)
I'm not interested unless it's at least 90 years old. Sorry, I just don't have that kind of patience.
Self destructive behavior (Score:5, Funny)
Malagaworld (Score:2)
Is this the remnant of some ancient global people? Did they bring a self-destructing palm from Asia to a giant African island?
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Palm tree paper (Score:2)
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I love the smell of Nay Palms in the morning. It smells like...a fig tree.
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Or at least didn't understand it.
Some people are just looking for a reason to exclaim there pet cause.
Well, Kang is coming *ow* and he *ow* brought his *ow* whip.
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Suppose an attractive young lady turns out to be a botanist? Then you can ask her about this tree. If she hasn't heard of it, you can talk about it a little and then ask her if she wants to come up and google for it.
WHen you come up to your place, google it then put your moves on.
Works best if you have a neat place with most of your action figures tucked out of sight.
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