Honeybees Might Prompt Faster Internet Server Technology 131
coondoggie writes "The Georgia Institute of Technology is working on the theory that honeybees can give us hints about how to improve the speed and efficiency of Internet servers. Honeybees somehow manage to efficiently collect a lot of nectar with limited resources and no central command. Such swarm intelligence of these amazingly organized bees can also be used to improve the efficiency of Internet servers faced with similar challenges." This has some similarities to the rules of the swarm discussion we had last week.
Oblig (Score:4, Funny)
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Colony Collapse Syndrome? (Score:4, Funny)
It's a plot by HP, I tell you!
Similar to collecting nectar? (Score:1)
... for example it will help our local apiarists' internet servers to organize honey collections so much more efficiently. Sweet!
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"What's that, Bumbly?"
"Bzz"
"Network bottleneck at the 4th-floor router? How did that happen?"
"Bzz"
"Faulty ethernet card in room 402? Quick! We'd better get down there and save them!"
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clusters ? (Score:5, Interesting)
It's still quite hard to come up with stuff that is not in some way already present in nature. If you are prepared to accept a certain level of metaphor.
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See: MUTE (Score:5, Interesting)
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Nope. Humans won that one years ago (Score:3, Insightful)
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I, for one, welcome our fungus from Yuggoth overlord.
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(Probably, in soviet russia)
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He said the human brain, which is comprised of millions and millions of neurons. Neurons themselves are pretty useless but put enough of them in one place, connected and pathed out over years and years of learning and practice, and they're a lot smarter than a hive of bees.
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Well, the human brain does what every other brain does, even bees -- a bunch of small parts build up into something more complicated.
In this case, we're talking about discrete organisms which collectively are smarter than any of the individuals could ever be. That's gotta count for something.
Cheers
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ACO for corpse recovery (Score:2, Interesting)
I wonder if the people at the The Georgia Institute of Technology (git?) has nightmares with bees running through a series of tubes as I had about giant cow-corpse-eating zombie ants.
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Actually I think their "higher intelligence" isn't actually higher, I think it is combined by sheer "raw ability" of each individual bee to optimally find the correct path along a geometry. In my mind it's actually a function of little minds, navigating a geometric space optimally.
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Re:clusters ? (Score:5, Funny)
Which is not to say that there isn't any room for improvement. There's a lot to be learned from wolves, for example, where each member of the pack serves a unique and important role.
It's quite likely that by combining aspects of many of these ecologies, we could create a system even more efficient than any individual one.
Imagine a Bee-Wolf cluster...
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That is the single best pun-based abuse of a
Bravo!
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Compulsory Comcast comment (Score:5, Funny)
Round Robin and Bittorrent (Score:2)
Nanny nanny boo boo. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Nanny nanny boo boo. (Score:5, Funny)
cuz you can study those bees all day long and it won't make you a better web programmer.
No, but you'll be a web programmer who knows a lot about bees. Think of the possibilities!
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Science can't tell you WHY H20 becomes less dense as it approaches 0 degrees Celcius, when H and 0 separately do become denser as they get colder. Science can't tell you WHY 1
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Documentation? Haven't you heard of the Bible?
Meh, that's just the user's manual, and it's not exactly a good example of clear and precise technical writing.
We've been given a Manual, because we're the Users, not the programmers.
Clearly you don't subscribe to the ideals of the free software movement, sir! Besides which, have you seen the number of bugs [wikipedia.org] in the system? Shocking!
And don't let me get started on how many errors crop up in Homo Sapiens that we regularly have to patch [wikipedia.org]. It would be a lot easier if the programmer would just provide some docs.
Science can't even tell you WHY different numbers of protons create liquids, gases, and solids--it just says that "at X temp, Y element is in state Z."
I suspect we'll find a comment to explain that:
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In Lisp or Perl? [xkcd.com]
I have a theory: As time goes on, the odds of any slashdot thread becoming an XKCD comic, or vice-versa, approaches one.
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Actually, if (hypothetically) a god exists, we all know it's not the christian god. If the universe is spaghetti code, (indistinguishable, not distinct, not equal to anything) then it can't exist. Even if the code is "bad" you cannot judge if the code is bad if you are inside the simulation because you don't have access to the code.
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Either way, a god that gets his facts wrong (i.e. creation in 7 days vs billions of years), cannot be a god, since a god would KNOW that the universe is old. His godhood is condi
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spaghetti code (Score:4, Funny)
Obviously if the universe is mostly spaghetti code, it is a clear indication that the Creator must have been somehow involved in, well, spaghetti. Like say the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Talk about Occam's Razor - there is no simpler hypothesis available. Pasta -> Pasta. QED.
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God didn't program a thing (Score:1)
Learning from God (Score:2)
Who did this programming? God. And the crazy thing is that beehives are only one tiny part of it. The overall program encompasses the entire universe. So ha ha ha... cuz you can study those bees all day long and it won't make you a better web programmer.
It is the glory of God to conceal a matter, But the glory of kings is to search out a matter. [bible.cc] So clearly, God *intended* for us to learn from His creation, contrary to the parent (which could be either a sarcastic dig against a straw man, or a troll). In fact, one of the criticisms offered by Intelligent Design against Materialism is that science is sometimes hindered when it is assumed that some aspect of the world has no design or function, when it turns out later that there is a well hidden design/fu
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Much like Godwin's Law, some people invoke the name "God" because they don't have an intelligent argument to make.
He was right, the bee network doesn't really do much. You're taking several simple units, and utilizing them into a functional unit. It's the same as one solider is to a battalion, or one cell is to a whole person. The coordination of the elements in the functional unit must be customized for that task. If you have servers behave as bees or ants or soldiers, the
no central command ? (Score:4, Interesting)
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Not really. I don't think the queen actually gives specific directions about what needs to be done by the workers. The workers feed her, and help her breed, and when she's getting old and failing they look at making a new queen. The determination that they need more food, or have found a new source, or there's an incursion from another species, or what have you is really handled by the workers.
She's not the master controller, she's just sort of the focal point of everything.
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Bees (Score:2, Funny)
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After all... (Score:5, Funny)
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Almost historical concept ... (Score:3, Interesting)
"A powerful military space ship a "second-class cruiser" called Invincible, lands on the planet Regis III to investigate the loss of sister ship, Condor. During the investigation, the crew finds evidence of a new form of life, born through evolution of autonomous, self-replicating machines. The evolution was controlled by "robot wars", and the only form that survived were swarms of minuscule, insect-like machines. Individually, or in small groups, they are quite harmless to humans and capable of only very simple behavior. However, when bothered, they can assemble into huge swarms displaying complex behavior arising from self-organization, and are able to defeat an intruder by--what could have been called today--a powerful surge of EMI. Some members of the spacecraft crew suffered a complete memory wipe-out as consequence. The angered crew attempts to fight the enemy, but eventually recognizes the meaninglessness of their efforts in the most direct sense of the word." (emphasis mine)
Hint for a scientific career; Revive old stuff!
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The book's name should be "The Unvanquished", not "The Invincible". There's quite a difference.
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http://www.royal-navy.mod.uk/server/show/nav.1278 [royal-navy.mod.uk]
http://www.dict.pl/plen?word=Niezwyci%EA%BFony&lang=EN [www.dict.pl]
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Webster offers both translations.
http://www.websters-dictionary-online.org/translation/Polish/niezwyci%25C4%2599%25C5%25BCony [websters-d...online.org]
I think we would need a polish slashdotter to clarify if they understand Niezwyciezony as "the one who never lost" or "the one who'll never lose".
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Seems so (my family's Polish got lost somewhere in the course of time
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Not going to work outside of individual systems (Score:5, Insightful)
Rogue nodes would be able to disrupt the swarm in the same way that scientists are able to wreak havoc on hives, ants, and other 'swarms' by deliberately injecting fake disruptive markers/signals etc.
This technology sounds about as bright as cooperative multitasking. Suitable for a closed system (e.g. a single application) but an utter disaster if applied in an environment where some threads are just defective, or worse, hostile.
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The point is that emergent behaviour results because the members of the swarm are all behaving a certain way.
Imagine a botnet of locusts that DIDN'T behave like other locusts, and instead were maliciously intent on disrupting the swarm. Perhaps they'd NEVER eat, and ONLY chase other locusts around in order to get the swarm to move
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Have you ever heard of ant slavery? Where one species of ants enslaves another colony to feed its own queen. They do this by copying and disrupting the enslaved ant colonies pheromone markers to 'trick' the ants into working for them.
This would not the a good foundation to build the
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Obligatory (Score:3, Funny)
Two bees or not two bees (Score:1)
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Surely it must be either one bee or zero bees? Good god, I've just invented Beenary!
This will go nicely with my upcoming suite of organic IT products that already includes the bean array (which can double as an alternate fuel source, but which is not well suited to use in cubicles...)
I have no idea where all that came from. Sorry. Please move on to the next comment.
Lies! (Score:1)
New protocol to bee named "TCB/IB" (Score:1)
"Silly bunt."
Doomed (Score:2)
I say that nature and technology do not mix and only disaster awaits for mankinds foolish attempts to dally in that which it cannot understand.
Company Intelligence (Score:5, Insightful)
This sounds like the opposite to today's corporate culture, where a whole lot of smart people are part of a swarm, and the end product is utter stupidity...
"None of us is as stupid as all of us".
Sometimes swarm behavior is inefficient (Score:3, Interesting)
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You'll have a group of birds (the 'flock') flying over you in circles, trying to get your attention. Meanwhile, while you're not paying attention, an accomplice on the ground (the 'duck') will swipe your wallet.
This happened to me while visiting London, and while it sucked to be stranded in the city without any cash, it is a very good example of how so-called 'gang behaviour' can show considerable street smart
Good also for politics and economy (Score:2)
Maybe someday we'll get ruled by bees or ants.
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Hmmmm
Cheers
Potential optimization (Score:2)
p2p (Score:1)
Maybe not (Score:2)
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OMG!!! GWB and Dick Cheney kilt teh honeybeez.
done.
sounds like danger to me.... (Score:1)
The manual says "Let's BEE Friends!" (Score:2)
Honeybees, honeypots. Where is Winnie? (Score:1)
Now all we need is to figure out some tech based on Winnie the pooh, so we can get to the honey. Mmmmm, honey.
I'm sure nobody finds it surprising... (Score:2)
-Proud Georgia Tech alum
Three words... (Score:2)
Bees Don't Lie.
Remarkably incoherent summary - and article (Score:2)
So I took the radical step of actually reading the article. And I found it remarkably incoherent
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This gives a whole new meaning to office sweet!