A Giant Step in Cloning 239
mernil writes "The Independent reports: "A technical breakthrough has enabled scientists to create for the first time dozens of cloned embryos from adult monkeys, raising the prospect of the same procedure being used to make cloned human embryos."
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I was thinking more like .. Now I can finally get my very own Angelina Jolie, Rachael Welch, Ingred Bergman.. Whatever suits my fancy
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It's one thing to joke about sex, and another when people get fantastical ideas of having organic clones of humans for sexual gratification. For those wanting human clones for sexual reasons, go get a real doll, or pray for a neural dream-controlling simula
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Yeah, after you've raised them as your daughters o_0 they still don't have accelerated aging, or accelerated education ;)
You're right, not everybody has the patience of Woody Allen...
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The English canon (Score:4, Funny)
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If Michael Jackson is cloned, is it against the law for him to play with himself as a child?
some of these are good [biofact.com]
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An obscene phone call is when someone calls up and starts to breath heavy into the phone (perverts) or when someone calls up and starts talking in a very sexual manner.
Now that I have squeezed every last bit of funny from the joke, it's time to get back to work.
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"Miss on you Pister. You aren't so MUCKING FUTCH. Why don't you go to your jack yard and BACK off?"
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Scarlet (Score:5, Funny)
You're thinking about this cloning thing all wrong. Think Scarlet Johannson.
At least do it right (Score:2)
There, fixed it for you.
I'm going to heck for this... (Score:2)
But do grits have DNA, and can they be cloned?
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You need /bin/cp... (Score:2)
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Grow a clone without a brain to avoid the ethical implications. Keep it safely stored (frozen in liquid nitrogen?). If you need a transplant of anything you can get a new organ, fully compatible, and even better than before (lungs undamaged by smoke/contamination, etc).
Might work as a way of living longer. Heart is not doing so well when you're 70? Replace it with one from a 20 year old clone.
I could see modified clones being used. A gender swapped clone, a clone with blue eyes, fixed genetics to avoid diseases and cancer, etc. If you could move your brain to a new clone and keep this up long enough I could see people building a "perfect self", by fixing all the defects in each new iteration that they found in the previous body.
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Why, this even happens naturally. People are born with all sorts of horrific malformations, some of which include no brain, and probably being born as a ve
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I could see modified clones being used. A gender swapped clone, a clone with blue eyes, fixed genetics to avoid diseases and cancer, etc. If you could move your brain to a new clone and keep this up long enough I could see people building a "perfect self", by fixing all the defects in each new iteration that they found in the previous body.
So long as you're only fixing "defects", such as illnesses, cancer, etc. I think its a marvelous idea. But once you start talking about putting your brain in another body is a whole nother mess in itself because it trivializes the point of having a body in the first place. We may as well just be floating brains [wikipedia.org].
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Compared to your brain, which body it's in is a whole lot less important. Put your brain in a replacement body and it's still you, just with some weird body. But put a replacement brain in your body and you cease to be.
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The problem here is clear. What if I need a brain because of a stroke, head trauma, or something?
The key here is clearly to keep the clone sedated, and do a nightly robocopy or rsync to keep it updated. Also, the clone should be stored offsite, probably in a fireproof vault.
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Ah, but now you've got to answer the "transporter question": if you could duplicate yourself perfectly, would that duplicate be 'you'?
Certainly the duplicate would insist that it was indeed 'you', because it genuinely thinks that it
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1 - Send person to be cloned into a coma.
2 - Prepare clone (rsync brain)
3 - Destroy original
4 - Place clone in location where original was put into a coma (for continuity)
5 - Wake up clone
Bam! It's you.
The only nitpick I see here is if you are a mind/body dualist.
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My guess is that it wouldn't be me. I see it this way:
Imagine you've duplicated your body and are now working on the brain. You assemble it neuron by neuron (ignore the impracticality for the sake of the argument). Will there be a point where y
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They'd have to figure out a way to "reset" your DNA/Telomerase/whatnot first. Otherwise you'll have a 20yr old heart that's (almost) as crappy as your 70yr old except for proper diet and blah.
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You really don't see a difference between removing somebody's brain and growing a body that didn't have one in the first place?
Do you then think there's something wrong with growing replacement parts (been done with ears for example)?
What's the ethical difference between growing a new ear and growing a full set of organs, brain excluded?
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So the ethical question will remain: if we are CAPABLE of doing something, that doesn't mean that DOING it is ethical. Self-evident? Sure it is, but we stupid hairless apes can't even agree on the morality of convenience-killing our not-quite-born young, do you think we're ready to resolve the question about wh
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I suppose someone super egotistical person would raise a clone of him/herself. Or if you lose a loved one this would be a way to replace them. .
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If I ever need a kidney, I'd love to just be able to clone one of my originals. 0 chance of rejection!
Not to mention that by the time we're socially ready for cloning people, we'll likely have enough genetic engineering around to customize the clones. "Yeah, um, I want a clone of me, but, you know, taller and with a better metabolism."
And hey, sooner or later we'll get a
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Consider that embracing reincarnation is a way to begin to live life in a way that will earn you merits to a better, healthier, possibly wealthier future life.
Besides, WHO -- government, corpor
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So lets step back, and try another reason: Technology does no
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However I do see us attempting to clone wooly mammoths and dodos and other extinct animals.
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That is life.
The cloning of Mammoths and Dodo are already in the pipeline.
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Fixed.
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With all that said, there is more reason to believe that we are not "basically" the same. In current time, we appear to know a lot about v
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Actually, there is some debate with that because of societal changes through "intelligent selection".
Over the past 5,000 years humans have been killing off other humans based on predispositions. Hence, humans with certain qualities (usually criminals) have be systematically culled up until at least the 1800s when the death penalty was slowly replaced with imprisonment. Not to mention issues with religion and laws about sex pos
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It would be interesting though. Getting it past the religious types, now that would be tricky.
I recognize the need for cloning and genetic manipulation. I'm rather hopeful that one day our species will get off this planet, but I am not hopeful it will be to another planet that quickly, Mars is a big job, we may not get to do it.
More likely is that we will fragment into smaller groups occupying pretty big ships, and head off
Brother-in-Law (Score:3, Insightful)
The problem with clones is that to get an exact duplicate, they'd have to give them and exact life experience. Won't happen.
Clone Einstein, and you're most likely to get my brother-in-law. He is a genius. Smart. But the laziest son-of-a-bitch you are likely to meet. He was tested early, school came easy, everyone treated him like a prodigy. As a result, he coasted through life. Ended up NOT going to college and becoming a half-rate photographer. Witho
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If there was a spirit, then it would be logical to assume it is the result of sentience. That being so, any clone of a human would have one. Any idea to the contrary is little more than the standard religious doctrine of 'hate that which is different', achieved by the simple mechanism of asserting that the target of that hate does not posses something required for acceptance by the group doing the hating.
Did you know that the catholics debated for cent
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Heh, but you have to admit the terrifying conclusion of such an assertion. If cloned human beings are manufactured one day and they act, live, breathe, behave just like anyone of us, including having religious worries/sensitivities, then that means that the act of acquiring a "spirit" is internal and not divinely ordained... GASP!
Imagine a world after this makes a fr
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I'm a cynic so that's an affirmative. Install yourself on a comfortable chair at a busy point somewhere close to where you live, and observe people, really observe how they behave. Then pick up any newspaper and read the consequences...
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If cloned human beings are manufactured one day and they act, live, breathe, behave just like anyone of us, including having religious worries/sensitivities, then that means that the act of acquiring a "spirit" is internal and not divinely ordained...
That just really weird reasoning, the process of conception and the physical growth of an embryo after that are rather well know and documented, the process also is not all that different from cloning. So I really don't expect a clone to be ay different from a 'normal' human being. And I surely don't know how a clone is going to tell us anything new about "the act of aquiring a spirit".
Frankly, I don't see the use of cloning humans at all, if we really need to have more of those we can just have more sex
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Well tell that to something like (warning number being pulled out of my rear) 65% of the population on this planet that believes in some Diving Entity ordaining a spirit upon inception/birth/$insert_your_favorite_moment_here in
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Yeah, because hatred doesn't exist outside of religion. [rolling of eyes]
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You are of course correct, but they have tended to be the standard bearers.
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Only because they're the originators of human conditioning. That only makes historical sense. So what about all the villainy done by atheists in the name of human progress? Mao and Stalin (both of whom killed more people in cold blood than Hitler) come to mind. What's your excuse for them?
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Did you know that many atheists believed black people were "less evolved"?
To-do list... (Score:5, Funny)
2. Give them wings.
3. Fly my pretties, fly!!! Fly! Fly! Fly!
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On the day you were one, you became two. But when you become two, what will will you do?
--Gospel of Thomas
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"giant" step (Score:2)
Tech has "some" room for refinement right there..
Well the World does need. . . (Score:2, Funny)
keep a good copy of your DNA? (Score:2)
Question for somebody out there? Should we invest in keeping a good copy of our DNA somewhere, a sample from youth or something?
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Granted, your brain isn't completely wasted away...and we figure out how to transplant it...
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Mitosis is never an exact copy, there are always errors and each generation brings those errors along to the next.
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Actually, they come in groups of 6, and they're all commie, mutant traitors highly skilled in bootlicking.
Now report to the nearest suicide booth, citizen.
Trust The Computer. The Computer is Your Friend.
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To all those that think this would be great for cloning Natalie Portman/Angelina Jolie etc...
You forget that you will have to wait till they grow up by which time you will be an old wrinkly.
The genes used to clone your chosen celebrity will already be 30 years old(or whatever age the star is) when you clone them. Genes degrade over time. They also have various functions switched on and off through time. If a child is born with the genes of a 30 year old, this causes all sorts of physical problems whi
Four More Years! (Score:2)
I helped build that! (Score:4, Informative)
The basic principle is that the highly-ordered molecules on which the chromosomes are mounted are birefringent (they change the polarization-state of light), so if you know what the original polarization state was and if you can measure the state afterwards, then you can detect those molecules, even though they are transparent. As the BBC article says, this means you don't need to use toxic dyes to find them (which is obviously a bad idea, if you want the egg to actually survive the process).
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and not only for the typewriters. (Score:3, Funny)
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Yours sincerely,
God.
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Who is this still a question for? The answer is -- and has always been --, quite obviously, both.
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Yeah, if everyone had a clone, they could screw over twice as many people.
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