Technology Could Enable Computers To "Read The Minds" Of Users 121
New techniques under development could allow computers to respond to users' thoughts of frustration or boredom (too much or too little work) by applying functional near-infrared spectroscopy technology, which uses light to monitor brain blood flow as a proxy for user workload stress. Applying this noninvasive, portable imaging technology in new ways, the researchers hope to gain real-time insight into the brain's emotional cues.
I for one... (Score:5, Funny)
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USER: You mean you can see into my mind.
COMPUTER: Yes
USER: And
COMPUTER: It amazes me how you manage to live in anything that small.
Quote shamelessly stolen from the Hitchhikers Guide.
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In Mindreading computer Word writes ewe.
Gay Pr0n (Score:1, Funny)
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The Whip Cracking Algorithm. (Score:4, Interesting)
They will use the stress level to monitor if you are providing enough output. Obviously, Maximum Stress(tm) = Maximum Output(tm).
This feeds directly into the whip cracking algorithm.
Cool! I want to use this in hiring! (Score:2)
What do you all think?
My god, there are lots of great uses for this technology. You could put it into the rear-view mirror of new cars and project the brain-bloodflow patterns by something like RFID to police. They would then have a good indication if you have been drinking or using drugs. How liberating!
Let's put this technology into new television sets and send the interaction betwe
one step closer (Score:4, Funny)
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I'm not sure I want all of my weird random thoughts actually materializing as I type. Oooo Shiney
It would get me fired. Especially if I'm working on something related to my degree (geology), Cleavage, Dike, fold and thrust, my pornographic memory does not always conjure up the safe and sane meaning first.
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lets ride bikes...
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Finally ... (Score:5, Funny)
CC.
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understand users (Score:3, Insightful)
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porn (Score:2)
Monitor blood flow? (Score:4, Funny)
I'm glad they are restricting the sensors to monitor brain blood flow while I'm at the computer. When my employeer starts automatically monitoring blood flow below my waist when I'm surfing online, that's when I'll start to get a bit worried. :)
GMD
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Tape flow-limiting pictures of Janet Reno and Roseanne Barr around your cubicle. Problem solved.
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Sounds good (Score:2)
Yeah, sure... but (Score:3, Interesting)
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will the computer send the appropriate message to software vendors? Would this technology have been able to cause clippy to die a horrible death? Would the detection of boredom and frustration and other mental states actually be translated to something useful? Will it help use make sense of the 'load letter' error? Will see see reports on CNN stating that 79.35% of Exchange users are confused, thus leading to the conclusion that the more intelligent you the more likely you use Thunderbird?
I don't know.
I just hope no-one will think up a way to deliver commercials using this technology.
That would be a vicious cycle indeed: you're bored; let's get you some ads; you look even more bored; let's get you *more* ads...
:shudder:
old news (Score:4, Funny)
Clippy? (Score:3, Funny)
a) Take a nap
b) Have a healthy snack
c) Continue working
AAAAARGH *fist crashes through the monitor*
1st Practical appl. of DXdiag 3D cube found! (Score:3, Funny)
What's news? (Score:1)
See, nothing new here. Move on.
Patch it into clippy. (Score:2, Funny)
One pico second after AI is acheaved (Score:1)
The dark side of tech (Score:1)
"Your boyfriend is thinking about porn: Allow or Deny"
Might fail... (Score:1)
Exceellent... (Score:1, Troll)
Yay! This is a major breakthrough.
I can't be the only one (Score:5, Insightful)
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While medically non-invasive, I'd quit ANY firm that tried to get me to wear one.
As stated in the article, this is to boost "efficiency". Can I get bored doing many repetitive tasks that IT entails? Sure. Do those "boring tasks" pay the bills at the shop? You betcha. Nothing wrong there other than business as usual.
What if your boss, at your entry interview, stated that they reserved the right to search your house at any time... would you be as eager about the job? I'm firmly convinced that my body conten
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Oh, come on..just think, do you really belive the measurement of the 'efficiency' can distiguish from you reading an email to you reading
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X's and O's for all my foes.
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What worries me more is their asking why my brain's only active at work while reading Slashdot...
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Your company may not care, but their liability insurance company sure as hell cares. After all, your odds of losing an arm in some freak spreadsheet accident are ten times higher if you smoked a joint 45 days ago. (Current widely used testing can't distinguis
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Sit down at it, tear off a piece of electrical tape, and slap it over the mandatory webcam because OFF MEANS OFF AND UNPLUG IS NOT AN OPTION.
Clippy 2050 (Score:2)
How can it tell the different stressors? (Score:2)
Until it can distinguish between at least those two types of stress, then it's probably only useful for the HR dept. to help you in their "life programs" if your employer offers them.
Scenario (Score:5, Funny)
Employee: uhhhhhhhhhh
Boss: This prompted us to install a logger on your machine. We were able to get your VPN password you were using to connect to your home, and noticed you have a thing for zombie midget porn.
Employee: errr
Boss: We were also able to detect that your... libido... rise when the one-legged secretary delivers your mail to your cube. Employee:
Boss: Wait till you see my wife's mother. She is coming in here with my wife in about fifteen minutes. You'll like her. She was in a car wreck a year or so ago and had a skin graft on 80% of her body!
biological subsystem for 'reading minds' (Score:2)
Bad idea. (Score:5, Insightful)
Graphic interfaces prove that most users can't understand abstractions.
Mind reading interfaces will only prove that most users can't think.
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What Question Mark (Score:3, Funny)
Yes comma I did train the word thingamadongle period
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X's and O's for all my foes.
Useless without context (Score:4, Insightful)
Exactly (Score:2)
In other news.... (Score:5, Funny)
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Make your own 'when did they start' jokes below...
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Nintendo has bypassed this step and gone straight to making a device that will just make you happy.
What is the point? (Score:1)
Sure your PC wants to know what you think? (Score:2)
1984 (Score:2)
I don't want to read the minds of my users (Score:5, Funny)
I don't know why, ma'am.
Seriously. I think if could peer into the "mind" of my users, I'd just see a saw going back and forth through a log, or one of those cymbal-clapping wind-up monkey toys. I can't imagine there's much else going on up there.
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Hype (Score:3, Insightful)
The inputs to all of the above are well known. Reading signals from implanted sensors, and interpreting their meaning is above and beyond the call of hype.
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bananas
monkeys
beer
sexy nurse
beer
sandwiches
sexy nurse
To keep with the clippy theme, what would clippy think of thi
we already have social engineering hacks (Score:2)
enter the "mood altered state hack"
so this development is either a great step forward for cognitive science, or a great step backwards for the professional computer-based work environment, depending on your point of view
personally, i interact with the c
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Automated interrogation (Score:3, Interesting)
Non-invasive? (Score:1)
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Limited Use At Best (Score:4, Informative)
We have an unimaginable amount of information on the brain anatomy and biology, but no real idea on how the brain works at a fundamental level. That information is vital to being able to make intelligent technology that can actually make use of stuff like is discussed in TFA. I am sure many have already read it, but there is a great book on the subject called On Intelligence [amazon.com] by Jeff Hawkins. It talks about the study of the brain and why current attempts to create AI are doomed to failure.
Anyways, I thought I should mention the book as it opened my eyes and gave me great insight into the industry and our very remarkable brains.
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If I had one of those things on my head now, it would pop something up that said:
Hmmm...
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They can't patent this (Score:2)
http://packetstormsecurity.org/unix-humor/awesome.unix.chdir.program.html [packetstormsecurity.org]
First applications would be in security... (Score:2)
A lot of people are stressed out in the airport, so it would not be that useful there. But entrances to government buildings at home or abroad (such as embassies) could benefit...
"That guy is awfully nervous. Let's take another look at his backpack..."
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Please, name one occasion, when this happened... Thanks!
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No, I was asking for occasions, when anybody was "named terrorist under some obscure law". Got any examples?
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Uhm, no, that's not how the article describes the new computer systems: "Applying this noninvasive, portable imaging technology in new ways, the researchers hope to gain real-time insight into the brain's emotional cues."
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Still a long way to go (Score:2)
Thus, reading the mind is actually the easy part. Making sense out of the information is the real deal. It is even harder because brain "data" doesn't seem to be binary, or
Are you there God? It's me. (Score:2)
Dum Da Dum Dum Dumb (Score:1)
Enough with the mind reading already (Score:2)
How This Will Go Down (Score:1)
Someone on slashdot will claim it is a dupe.
Sorry, this is actually useful (Score:1)
First, if you've ever studied verbal interrogation techniques (or even just read "The Sleeping Doll" by Jeffery Deaver), you know that detecting stress as extremely useful meta information to what is being said by the subject. Good interrogators must rely on visual cues to detec
What if. (Score:1)
Stress detection... (Score:1)
IF OS == "Windows" THEN
Frustration = "VERY HIGH"
ENDIF
Mind-reading games... (Score:1)
Because right now, this niche still belongs to (and has for a few years) pricey weird new-age relax yourself-out-of-your-worldly-misery games (google biofeedback games for yourself).
I mean, a combination of classical inputs (for firing-slashing) and biofeedback (you do not heal if you do not relax pal !) could make for some awesome combination, couldn't it
No thanks. (Score:2)
I don't need them to be really, actually, sensitive.
I like the fact that rm -r -f
Maybe I really am angry enough to destroy the mail server today. Let's use this technology on the robot maids instead, and leave emotional discretion up to the humans, ok?