Scientists Create Di-positronium Molecules 160
doxology writes "The BBC reports that scientists have been able to create di-positronium molecules. A di-positronium molecule consists of two positronium atoms, exotic atoms which are made from an electron and a positron (the anti-particle of the electron). A potential use of these molecules is to make extremely powerful gamma-ray lasers, possibly on sharks."
And doxology ruins the whole thread (Score:5, Funny)
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Perhaps you meant:
d'enouement [reference.com]: The solution of a mystery; issue; outcome.
Because if we're not about st00p3d jokes, we're about pedantry.
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This pair o' doxology usages recalls the Steven Wright jape:
"When I was a boy, I had a dog named Stay. I'd say 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay! He would just look at me...and keep on typing. He was an East German Shepherd. Very, very disciplined."
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In Soviet Russia sharks put lasers on you!
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Chris Mattern
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"Low-carb was yesterday, today is anti-carb! Yes, eat food that actually BURNS your fat, for real and quite literally!"
Sure, some will always start pestering you, that it's not healthy, that gamma ray bursts in your body can damage your kidneys or liver, but hey, you die slim!
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And while glowing oaks might be cool, their carbon emissions are just way too high.
Anti photosynthesis would obviously lead to CO2 emissions, not carbon emissions.
Sigh. You know you're a nerd when your comments are even to nerdy for a news for nerds website. Damn.
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Someone get Wheaton in here (Score:5, Funny)
Marvel comics... (Score:1)
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Or cancer.
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Or cancer.
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Sorry, they're endangered... (Score:1, Redundant)
Number Two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.
Possibly on sharks? (Score:4, Funny)
From the end of the summary, the very end in fact:
[...],possibly on sharks Can the author of the news please elaborate? I just don't see how this discovery possibly relates to an undeservedly frowned upon species of fish...
The State of Science Journalism (Score:1, Funny)
TFA fails to confirm whether or not this involved a series of tubes.
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TFA fails to confirm whether or not this involved a series of tubes.
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On the good side (Score:5, Interesting)
Well, I'm not sure if letting the military get their hands on it is such a good thing, but the use to initiate nuclear fusion could be the key to cleaner power for everyone. The hardest part of initiating fusion has been pouring enough energy in to start the reaction and allow it to become self-sustaining. This discovery might lead to technology capable of generating the necessary energy.
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The fusion reaction in an H-bomb is contained, or it wouldn't occur at all. It's just not contained for very long, that's all. The type of confinement in an H-bomb is called "inertial confinment".
Fission's the same: the nuclear reaction can only take place while the critical mass remains assembled. By the time the nuke is actually destroying stuff (including things as close as the bomb casing), the reaction is already over. Much of a bomb's efficiency is related to how long you can keep the
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In fact, it'd be even worse without the fallout, because we'd have the freezing cold and total collapse but no awesome mutants or psychic powers.
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Can you imagine (Score:5, Funny)
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Reversed Polarity ..... (Score:2)
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The "optics" of a gamma laser (Score:5, Informative)
Anyhow, it'll be interesting to see the radiometry for these lasers in however many years it'll take for them to be in a position where they can even think about that sort of thing. From that, you can figure out the dosimetry if you were to turn one onto a person. In this situation, a medical linac should be to this sort of thing what a flashlight is to a laser in terms of photon flux. When you're talking about gamma photons instead of visible ones, I imagine you could give someone a pretty serious radiation dose in pretty short order. From a military perspective I don't think that putting that in a hand-held weapon would exactly rival bullets (which are pretty good at disabling people quickly, something that radiation couldn't do reliably barring stupidly high doses over large areas of the brain or GI), especially considering the cost. Putting one on a satellite and blasting ICBMs in orbit, however, could be a very different story--you don't have nearly as much atmosphere to get through, and you ought to be able to put an awful lot more energy in that missile with similar fluxes of gamma photons versus lower-energy photons. The gammas would probably significantly penetrate the housing of the missile, too, which could be good or bad--bad in that it spreads out the heating effect you'd get, good in that you can significantly heat things that are behind a few layers of metal.
Come to think of it, considering that medical linacs have caused serious burns (and then death from ARS) in the past, turning a gamma laser on someone would probably basically burn right through them--so maybe dosimetry really isn't an issue (for the target--for the operators, on the other hand...)
Anyhow, that's way in the future. For now, all we have are jokes about sharks that can turn people into the Hulk from ten meters.
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I doubt it. If you can't focus the bean, you don't have much chance of using it at distance.
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Now the gamma laser may well be highly collimated without any additional focusing. But we don't know that for a laser that's not been built and is only theoretically posssible!
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You don't necessarily need a lens to focus a laser, the length of the laser tube takes care of that for you. Photons that happen to be traveling down the axis of the cylindar will stimulate more photon emissions in the same direction. Off axis photons will hit the wall of the tube before stimulating many emissions.
If the lasing happens in a cylindrical tube, the beam will be a cone whose base is the end of the tube and whose apex is the center of the tube. A longer tube gives a less divergant beam. In the
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Though one also wonders what would happen to the slice of the planet behind the target, as well...
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FTFA (Score:2)
Gamma-ray annihilation lasers!!! Oh yeah baby! Who says scientists can't think of cool names?!
Powering Space Elevators (Score:2)
Second, might these be the trick to powering Space Elevators? Admittedly materials is still the bigger problem there, but beaming power to the platform was always part of the master plan.
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I believe the safest application of this thing would be a weapon.
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In any way, it would solve the problem which created it in the first place.
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So
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You are right about the electron and the positron being able to annihilate each other (producing a couple of photons IIRC, I guess your "explosion" of radiation). However, you are limited to high school level (particles orbiting each other) and Hollywood level (matter-antimater explosions) physics, but you are getting in quantum physics territory, where the particle-antiparticle annihilation does not exactly happen when the particles "touch". In fact we cannot even say that two particles "touch" in the traditional sense of the word.
Anyway, without being a particle physicist and without RTFA (leaving for work now), I can tell you that I don't see a reason that a positron-electron pair could not survive for a brief time. Where "brief" in physics is measured in ps or at least ns. When you hear physics news like "we created the xxx exotic particle" they are usually referring to something that existed in their accellerator for a picosecond or so...
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Why is this an "atom?" (Score:2, Insightful)
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As for what's keeping them from annihilating each other...well, at first it's angular momentum and the Pauli exclusion principle [wikipedia.org]. Both the electron and the positron are fermions, and they must occupy discrete states. Give the pair enough energy and they will occupy a semi-stable state that does not allow them to contact and destroy each other.
But before long they *do* annihilate each other. That's why it's called an 'annihilation laser'. The matter-antimatter pair collapses, liberating enormous amounts of energy in the form of gamma rays.
I think 'matter-antimatter annihilation laser' sounds cooler, but there's a certain mad scientist flavor to the 'gamma ray' bit, too.
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I'm also wondering just how stable the molecules are. Could they be used for a matter-antimatter propelled rocket?
Today's Thursday. Must be my armchair physicist day.
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How about a compromise then: MAAG-LASER - Matter-Antimatter Annihilation Gamma-ray Laser
Of course the "L" should be replaced with a "G" since the Gamma-rays are the EM waves being amplified: GASER - Gamma-ray Amplified Stimulated Emission of Radiation. But we may want to stick with MAAG-LASER since MAA-GASER sounds like a southerner commenting on the result of eating too man
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How do you define "semi-stable"? Because the last row of the Periodic Table of the Elements [wikipedia.org] on Wikipedia is populated largely by things starting with "un" that have half-lives in the millisceonds, which I don't consider to be particularly stable. But then, maybe it the world of physics, that's a long time compared to the lifespans of some of the other particles they look for these days.
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Weird.
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Cheap shot on Christian Extremists: (+5, Insightful)
Not sure which is worse, getting your buildings blown up or having extremist take over politics and your government and all your institutions. What about things that aren't cheap shots, like real zingers?
Can they take it to three? (Score:5, Funny)
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More dangerous sharks please (Score:2)
Gamma ray lasers... (Score:2)
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However you don't necessarily need to focus a laser, eh? Just use a really aperture in your emission
chamber? Toxicity has nothing to do with reflectivity.
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Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Its an Austin Powers joke. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118655/quotes/ [imdb.com]
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Ill-tempered mutated sea bass.
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