Lunar Eclipse Next Tuesday Morning 50
Raver32 writes "Tuesday morning, Aug. 28 brings us the second total lunar eclipse of 2007. Those living in the Western Hemisphere and eastern Asia will be able to partake in at least some of this sky show.
The very best viewing region for viewing this eclipse will fall across the Pacific Rim, including the West Coast of the United States and Canada, as well as Alaska, Hawaii, New Zealand and eastern Australia. All these places will be able to see the complete eclipse from start to finish.
Europeans will miss out on the entire show, as the Moon will be below the horizon during their mid and late morning hours."
Protection (Score:3, Funny)
Eclipses are not natural! (Score:2, Funny)
They're going to use the money they get to invade Mars. The "mission to Mars" is the cover story for the invasion preparations.
Hahaha (Score:5, Funny)
~S
Poor Europeans (Score:2, Funny)
Then the iPhone exclusive..
And now this!
Re:Video simulations (Score:5, Funny)
The "Moon": A Ridiculous Liberal Myth (Score:5, Funny)
Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
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Event canceled (Score:1, Funny)
The first court of Tuscaloosa, Alabama therefore decided to forbid the entity called Eclipse [eclipse.org] to go through with this manifestation.
Tagging the topic (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Remember folks (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Best Viewing Places in Hawaii? (Score:5, Funny)
Move along. (Score:3, Funny)