MIT Team Creates Cancer Stem Cells 124
MIT scientists and colleagues have found a way in the lab to create large amounts of cancer stem cells, the cells that can initiate tumors. The work, reported in the August 13 issue of Cancer Cell, could be a boon to researchers who study these elusive cells. Labs could easily grow them for use in experiments.
Big ol' mug... (Score:1)
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Well, you know, all these cures for cancer in mice made a market for an uncure. We all should have seen this coming.
Almost there! (Score:5, Funny)
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Though lately it's been suffering from the same thing that made SNL unwatchable for years: "the joke the skit is based around is funny for thirty seconds but the skit is seven minutes long" syndrome.
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Funny for thirty seconds? Sounds like a good episode of SNL.
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Now we just need to to infect the top seven world leaders with it and we'll have a cure. (MAD TV reference)
Or just infect the top one world leader. Then we all win whether they find a cure or not. (Just kidding. I don't even want him to suffer like that. Now hemorrhoids, yeah, a real nasty case of hemorrhoids would be good!)
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>Or just infect the top one world leader. Then we all win whether they find a cure or not. (Just
>kidding. I don't even want him to suffer like that.
You are a good-hearted person. I'm not. I wish kidney stone cancer upon him with a nasty case of goatse-butt.
Tag: Bioweapon? (Score:2)
Might work as a covert assassination weapon if they can get hold of the mark's DNA and create cell lines.
-b.
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Cigarettes?"
Well, those are more "self-inflicted"....but, they are fun.
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-b.
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Like polonium? (Score:2)
Like polonium?
Depending on who you are, there may be benefits to expensive and difficult.
I wonder if this is hard to test for.
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No, there are much better and more clever ways to do these things. Like how they iced Georgi Markov [wikipedia.org] (always a classic).
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I hope we have ethical researchers (Score:2)
Where are the good old... (Score:1, Flamebait)
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Or, you know, give everyone they don't like cancer. Just saying.
Terrance: Hey Scott, guess what?
[Fart]
[Laughter]
Scott: Uh, I hate you more than ever Terrance and Phillip. I absolutely abhor you both!
Scott is motioning peculiarly at Terrance and Phillip.
Phillip: What are you doing Scott?
Scott: I'm wishing cancer upon you.
Terrance: Cancer!?
Scott: That's right, I'm trying to give you cancer with my mind.
Terrance: Ah, stop that!
Terrance hides behind Phillip.
Phillip: Hey--Don't give ME cancer!
Oh my (Score:2)
I got images of various "Resident Evil" scenes with zombies flooding the Northeast US and
On a serious note, kudos to the lab geeks at MIT! You guys do some fantastic work
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Re:New biological weapon? (Score:5, Insightful)
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Collateral Damage (Score:2)
Mailing Anthrax [wikipedia.org] would take a very large box indeed.
Mal-2
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This all seems really really...creepy
And before someone goes off about how every modern advancement of science has been called creepy by some activist group or individual...you have to admit...this takes it to a whole new level.
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Viruses do this quite nicely. (Score:2)
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Seriously, half the items under your kitchen sink can probably be used by terrorists. In fact does your home have natural gas running to it? Seal that house up, start a leak, light a long fuse... I think I've found out that you own a Weapon of Mass Neighborhood Destruction!!!! How do you sleep at night?
Oblig simpsons reference (Score:2)
On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful women
slow? (Score:2)
In that sense its a lot like AIDS was before there were any drugs. You knew you had a fatal time bomb in you but didnt quite know when and how.
Don't give me cancer! (Score:4, Funny)
Scott: I am wishing cancer upon you.
Phillip: What?
Scott: I am giving you cancer with my mind.
Phillip: No, don't give me cancer!
They gave the stem cells a pack of Marlboros (Score:3, Funny)
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now, if you had told me they grew a mouth and a pair of lungs from the stem cells and gave those a pack of marlboros, i would actually have believed it.
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There is a difference (Score:2)
This seems like a better option.
Well, the difference is that these are cancer stem cells. Cancer seeds, not cancer. From the article:
MIT scientists and colleagues have found a way to create in the lab large amounts of cancer stem cells, or cells that can initiate tumors.
If you could find a way to kill the seeds, then perhaps all the other techniques we are working on to kill the tumors will become irrelevant. Maybe the seeds are easier to kill than the tumors they sprout into. Prevention is the
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The original article just indicates that different cells inside a tumor have different tumorigenic behavior. As mentioned above, getting cancer cells into culture and multiplying them is nothing new, it's what researches do every day since cancerous cells grow indefinitely and are therefore a very convenient tool for cellular studies of all sorts, not only cancer.
The authors don't even use the term "stem cell" in the
Scientists are the real moral crusaders (Score:5, Interesting)
This actually brings up an interesting idea.
I've always been a proponent of the idea that scientists were the true moral crusaders of our age, not protesters, demonstrators, and certainly not religious zealots.
Think of it this way - when scientists have perfected a means for reproducing reliable and testable human cancer cells in a laboratory, there will no longer be any need to use lab rats in cancer research. Cancer will be closer to being cured, and rats will be spared. What has the Animal Liberation Front done on that magnitude, apart from burn medical research facilities?
I imagine that when we are able to create vehicles that produce no pollution, it will be considered excessive and morally repugnant to drive gas guzzlers. I imagine that we have developed a means of engineering meat that it will be considered immoral to kill living animals to get it. The idea here is that immorality is scaled and determined in terms of gross excess of what is necessary for survival, and that our technology makes survival easier (thus altering the scale).
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But if that's so, why is it okay to eat meat right now? You can adequately survive on plants and medical supplements right now. Does this not mean that killing animals is wrong already, or does personal comfort/quality of life mean alter morality also?
Personally, I don't find it immoral at all to eat animals, no matter the situation. I will
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Keep in mind that while morality cannot be quantified, much of its definition is drawn from human need. Most of the omnivorous among us (myself included) would agree that there is a quality to the experience of eating meat which is just as essential as the nutrients which the meat provides. Supplements also tend to be more costly than meat, and the very nature of their structure at the molecular level makes them sub-optimal for digestion in comparison with animal meat.
You raise good points, but I don't
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Yes, for that benchmark we have to look to PETA.
;)
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Which reminds me of that joke:
"Scientists have started using lawyers in experiments instead of rats for two reasons: number one, the scientists don't get as attached to the lawyers and two, there are some things not even a rat will do...."
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While morals don't really explain the massive research behind Viagra, they do explain some of the morals behind urinary tract infection research, for example, since there really are more profitable fields of medic
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vehicles that produce no pollution
. I am not sure exactly what you mean by this but I am fairly sure it is ridiculous any which way it is taken. The proper answer probab
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For the same reasons that those people get their arm swabbed with alcohol before a lethal injection...because we as a race have turned into a bunch of pussies.
I say we restore the Roman Colosseum and throw 'em to the lions.
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Fine with me as long as we keep up the practice of throwing the Christians in before noon?
Oh maybe, you mean there was a reason they outlawed slavery and gladiator fights other than law and order?
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And then we gut out the christians and make giant bongs out of them. Good times will be had by all (except for the christians, of course...)
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2) Because death row inmates are large, violent, difficult to controll and eat a lot, while mice are small, dorcile, easy to controll and don't eat much at all.
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2) None of these details about medical science have much effect on the parent's main points.
3) Just because science can't solve every problem doesn't mean it can't do good. Scientists who worked to defeat polio were doing a good and moral thing. The world is a better place, and many children's lives were saved, because of that work. The fact that the world still contains evil, and that some of the children who were sa
Hey we're science! (Score:2)
- Patton Oswalt - Werewolves & Lollipops
Great, guys. Thanks. (Score:2)
Great! Now this won't happen (Score:2, Funny)
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We've found the cure! (Score:4, Funny)
God damn' scientists!!! (Score:1)
Kind of ironic.... (Score:2)
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Anyone running a pool ... (Score:2)
Cancer Stem Cells (Score:1)
Everything these days can give you cancer... (Score:1)
eh pardon me Mr. MIT scientist (Score:1)
Oh good. (Score:2)
Another application (Score:2)
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Oh, that part is easy. [wikipedia.org] You can even buy the stuff on the open market now. Unfortunately jus
Could someone with relevant background clue me in? (Score:2)
Is cancer some sort of infection? I thought it's a mutation gone wrong?
And the novelty is what?? (Score:1)