The Physics of Beer Bubbles 113
Roland Piquepaille writes "Yesterday, I told you about virtual beer. Today, we follow two North America researchers who are studying the physics of real beer bubbles. 'Singly scattered waves form the basis of many imaging techniques such as radar or seismic exploration.' But pouring beer in a mug involves multiply scattered acoustic waves. They are more complex to study, but they can be used to look at various phenomena, such as predicting volcanic eruptions or understanding the movement of particles in fluids like beer. They also could be used to monitor the structural health of bridges and buildings or the stability of food products over time. Read more for additional references and a photo showing how the researchers monitor beer bubbles."
Frosty Piss (Score:2, Funny)
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Under the wrong influence... (Score:4, Funny)
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2: Locate cork near nasal orifice
3: Inhale deeply and slowly
4: You should smell vapor coming off the cork
I say people who class wine as a more 'sophisticated' and 'connoisseur' drink are fuckwads. The kind of people who tailor their tastes to what they think will present them as the person they are comfortable being.
I've heard people say 'I don't like the taste of beer' (nobody likes the taste of anything, you acquire all tastes.) and then say 'I like wine, it has so much history'.
Beer is
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*ducks*
More Research on the Subject (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Devil's Advocate here. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Devil's Advocate here. (Score:5, Interesting)
As opposed to AMD... (Score:2)
Re:Devil's Advocate here. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Devil's Advocate here. (Score:5, Insightful)
Scientific breakthroughs aren't needles in haystacks, waiting to be found through tedious searching, and if only we made everyone look for them we'd find them sooner. Instead we let scientists research as they wish, the exact requirements for usefulness being decided by sources of funding, and eventually enough seemingly-unrelated, small conclusions come together to yield the breakthrough.
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This is Slashdot, there are no people getting laid.
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Re:Devil's Advocate here. (Score:4, Insightful)
Your argument sounds as though you are adopting the "monkeys at typewriters" view. Although I'll grant that some great achievements have been made by combining smaller conclusions together (technically that's almost the definition of science), there have been a number of things that were discovered as the result of dedicated, untiring study and research. Consider the Manhatten Project, the polio vaccine, and the Apollo NASA project. Each relied, in part, on other seemingly random research, but the true nature of the breakthroughs came from the mandate that brought the projects together. (In fact, it's a debatable point that the Apollo project represents the largest, and most expensive, scientific project conceived for a single purpose in recorded history)
The bottom line is there is a clear causal relationship between directed scientific study and scientific results. That's not to say that an AIDS cure, for example, will be guaranteed to be discovered should scientists be thrown at the problem. However, I think it's incorrect to think that breakthroughs can't be found sooner if more research were directed towards their discovery.
Do I think an AIDS cure could be found if we required every person with a scientific background to research it? Absolutely - if one exists, and I believe one does. Science has proven time and again that, when motivated by necessity, it is quite capable. Penicillin, although previously researched, was difficult to mass produce until the mid-40s. It was due, in large part, to the dedicated work of Florey & Chain, that made the necessary breakthroughs leading to expanded use - and that was partly due to the urgent need for the drug during WW2.
The point is there should be some scrutiny involved in academic research. I have a hard time stomaching stories which expand upon seemingly ludicrous scientific research. If it is the result of random ennui being "itched" by a scientist in his free time, that's fantastic. If it's the result of a directed, 6+ figure research grant, I'm more concerned. There are some issues in society that must be solved by applied science, and should be done in an expedient fashion. If that means we need to take scientists and make them research some topics, perhaps we should. If the world is facing a pandemic such as AIDS, SARS, or Avian Influenza, frankly I want there to be an all-out science "assualt" on the problem. Same goes for a potential NEO collision. And if the money for the research programs comes from taxpayers (as it does for some studies), then "laypeople" have every right to scrutinize the process.
All too often us "laypeople" are fed stories where a scientist heads up a multimillion research project that studies frivolous things, and the justification is that it could lead to diverse breakthroughs, usually related to a recent event. For example, this article points out how the research could help improve techniques in studying the structural integrity of bridges. I actually had to verify the article date because this seemed like a pandering to the recent bridge collapse, although in reality it's just a grim coincidence. Although it would be hard to quantify, I'm willing to guess that the number of scientific discoveries found by accident would be less than the number of discoveries that came about as the result of directed research. Using the penicillin reference, the original antibacterial nature of penicillin may have been an accidental discovery - but the refinement, production, delivery, and derivation of alternative penicillin treatments are all results of directed study.
For what it's worth, I notice in the article that this "beer study" wasn't the focus of the scientist's work, so I'm not as concerned. (It seems from his own admission that it's more of a related diversion.)
Bubbles in Guinness? (Score:2)
Re:Devil's Advocate here. (Score:5, Funny)
If they can spend $17 billion a year on NASA to launch a few people into space to do nothing of use, they can spend a couple of billion to get me a pub-like pint of ale at home, at supermarket prices.
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I figure my cost-per-pint, not including my labor, is somewhere around $.70- my only costs are grains, hops, and yeast- and I do grow some of my own hops, and yeast can be cultured from the last batch for the next one.
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Supermarket prices would be about a pound per tin, or even less.
Re:Devil's Advocate here. (Score:4, Insightful)
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I was surprised that the article didn't mention diagnostic ultrasound. When you have an ultrasound performed, the scanner assumes any sound that it receives originates from a single scatterer and that that the location of that scatterer is based on the speed of sound in tissue (about 1540 m/s).
My lab has recently been performing some work on the extent of multiple scattering in tissue, and it's quite larger than what was prev
I'm in the wrong business (Score:4, Funny)
Read more for additional references and a photo showing how the researchers monitor beer bubbles.
People are getting paid to study beer? Where do I sign up?
Work for Anheuser-Busch (Score:2, Informative)
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Aliens, obviously.
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though I do have to say, as far as American beer goes, Sam Adams is very good
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profits? all in HC's gut.
At your local micro-brewery (Score:3, Interesting)
Nowadays the thing I ask myself is "will this job be of any value if civilisation collapses?" If you work in a call centre or IT, be very afraid...but if you can fix a broken irrigation pump or generator, build a hou
Possible uses (Score:5, Interesting)
Plus this gives the added advantage of being able to recruit college students that are torn between a degree in Art History, and one in Math by telling them that they'll be forced to work with beer. It's a Win/Win situation!
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Yahoo reference (Score:5, Funny)
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What about tea? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What about tea? (Score:4, Interesting)
Of course the Infinite Improbability Drive is powered by tea.
But Poul Anderson had a real beer-powered spaceship. [fantasticfiction.co.uk]
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Depends which Hitchhiker's version. Apparently, in the German radio episodes, 'a nice cool beer replaces hot tea as the source for brownian motion. While this appears as nonsense from a scientific point of view, it was perhaps done because of the cliché that beer is "the favourite drink in Germany" instead of tea' [Wikipedia 'Differences...' article [wikipedia.org]].
Coming up next... (Score:3, Funny)
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http://www.bushspeaks.com/img/noellebush.jpg [bushspeaks.com]
Einstein already studied the subject. (Score:2, Funny)
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tagged "fuckroland" (Score:1, Flamebait)
"Yesterday, I told you about virtual beer.
Translation:
"Yesterday, I made inane commentary, ripped off images from the parent site, and quoted blocks of text whole-sale. I did this instead of submitting a story to Slashdot with links to the original site, because that wouldn't get me and CNET ad revenue. And now I'm doing it again today."
Can we please get a Roland filter, a la Jon Katz? And can Slashdot please stop linking to useless blogs?
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Don't read it!
This would be the point of a filter, Roland. (shhh about this being ac as well.)
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Don't act like you've never done it... except the several of you that will, I'm in no position to make comments
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Anyway, it seems that after a few weeks of just submitting articles to lull the editors, he's returned, as he ALWAYS does, to pimping his own "blog" (of plagiarised stories and pictures) linked "Read more for additional references ..."
roland piquepaille filter (Score:1)
There are a few Roland Piquepaille filters available - they take the form of Greasemonkey scripts running in Firefox
I use this one: http://userscripts.org/scripts/review/5735/ [userscripts.org] it's called NoRoland - if userscripts.org is down (again), the author (Dave?) hosts it on his own site too - http://davephp.net/ [davephp.net]
It's very effective - all I see of Roland's pollution now is a greyed out article box with the words "This is a slashvertisement. Please ignore!"
Most of the time I choose to "ignore"
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One thing that's always interested me... (Score:5, Interesting)
It takes about half an hour for this pattern to form, and for the life of me, I can't figure out what makes it!
Anyone?
Re:One thing that's always interested me... (Score:5, Funny)
Cheers
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I would like to help you out, but a poured beer has never sat for 30 minutes in my presence.
Cheers
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Splitting the beer atom (Score:2)
- Stealth Dave
Ig Nobel is pleased! (Score:2)
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*smirk*
They said the laser was of no practical use when it was invented.....
*snigger*
"You could potentially use this technique to monitor the product to make sure it remains stable over time."
Oh good grief, all that research and what does he comes up with? A chocolate-quality-control device. Release the hounds....
Getting the cash (Score:5, Funny)
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Damn it, that was our only defense against the penguin hordes!
This does bring up the question... (Score:1)
And now for a semi-useful related result (Score:2)
It's all on why bubbles in Guinness move down.
let us have our fun, Nerds! (Score:1)
Seriously? (Score:1)
Even MORE Research On The Subject (Score:1)
They're obviously just trolling for an IgNoble... (Score:2)
Futurama Bender Beer Brewing robot (Score:2, Interesting)
http://www.asciimation.co.nz/bender [asciimation.co.nz]
René Thoms: catastrophe theory (Score:2, Informative)
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That's right, he developed a theory. It wasn't until the early 1990s when I was playing in a band and I left a beer on my bass rig for one really short song that anyone proved the actual catastrophe.
Completely flat.
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I logged into /. for the first time in a year ... (Score:1)
Just let me hear some of that rock and roll music
Any old time you choose it
It's got a back beat you can't lose it,
Any old time you use it
Gotta be rock roll music
If you wanna dance with me
If you wanna dance with me
First Law of "Beer Physics"..... (Score:1)
No Beer! A nice cup of Tea on a Thursday Morning? (Score:1)
I think it came with fairy cake too.....
Re:Roland Zonkpaille (Score:4, Informative)
Im not saying that its wrong to do this - but dont be fooled into thinking that his new links are somehow 'genuine' and hes not whoring as usual.