Mathematicians Design Invisible Tunnel 171
New calculations show how to make an electromagnetic "wormhole" — a tube that is invisible from the sides but allows light to shine down the center. The practical applications are a ways off, as even the design of a spherical invisibility cloak has not advanced beyond working (in theory) for a single wavelength of visible light.
invisible from all sides (Score:5, Funny)
But what is it good for? (Score:5, Funny)
In NJ we already have tunnels that seem to do nothing. We call them the Holland Tunnel & Lincoln Tunnel.
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Q : Why are New Yorkers so depressed?
A : Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey!
And in other news.. (Score:5, Funny)
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A : Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey!
Also, if NJ is so great why does the Statue of Liberty face the other way?
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AFAIK Cuba tried to remove the lease on Gitmo when Castro found out what the USA was using it for but real estate brokers and lawyers enjoy the same type of power over the Cuban government as they do here.
Re:But what is it good for? (Score:5, Interesting)
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A laser beam is already invisible since it travels in a given direction. There's no light-saber beam line, like in the movies (as you probably know).
The problem with holograms is, how do you scatter that beam at any given point (thus the smoke or vapour or whatever), so it becomes a visible light point. And thus, thus technology doesn't help holograms at all.
Plus to create a workable resolution images (say 800 voxels = 800^3) that's 512 million tunnels, recreated/readjusted from 20 to 60 times a second. Or one really fast moving tunnel covering around 10 billion locations per second.
Since the solution involves metal rings building the tunnel.. how the heck do you imagine this in a hologram in midair
That should be obvious (Score:2)
Not to be a party pooper, but is there really any application for this tunnel? You can't see it, you can't see out of it, and you need to build it so it can only go to places you can already go
That should be obvious: it will have great implications for the Internet, which - as we all know - is a series of tubes. The tunnel carries light, so it can work like a fibre connection, and we can identify the endpoints.
:-)
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Oh, great. So every time you surf porn someone gets impailed by your 10G tube growing making the end point connection?
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Put the tube standing on end around the vehicle. Use fiber optics, small cameras, or other sensors in a periscope so they can see outside the tube. There would also be the possibility of stacking smaller and smaller tubes to form a dome over an object.
Absolutely nothin, say it again (Score:2)
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spelling? (Score:5, Funny)
Not really a troll... (Score:1)
This thread is useless without pictures (Score:5, Funny)
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why always goatse? (Score:2)
couldn't you really leave it out for just one time?
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military (Score:4, Interesting)
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But those could be targeted. If your enemy only knows where your units are appearing, they can't target the supply line, only the origin and destination.
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Wouldn't that make it better suited for... (Score:2)
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you don't even have to read the article. right there in the summary it says "a tube that is invisible from the sides but allows light to shine down the center." (not that the article actually says much more than the summary)
so while i'm sure the military will have an application for this, as they seem to have applications for anything which my money can be spent on, the only things which can be moved thru the tunnel are photons.
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Designed?!? (Score:4, Interesting)
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http://www.kleinbottle.com/ [kleinbottle.com] look real enough to me.
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Now I suppose you're going to tell me that a drawing of a cube on a piece of paper is a real 3D cube?
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Lots of 2D representations of 3D things are referred to as '3D' - take, for example, any game with '3D rendered graphics', ie. almost all of them these days. Commo
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Invisible Bandwidth (Score:1)
Beating Chuck Norris (Score:3, Funny)
I don't think one would have much time to enjoy the moment though, 'cause he will round-house-kick the tube into your navel.
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Fake! (Score:4, Funny)
I mean, what's the use of this technology if they're not putting it to good use
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Do wormholes exist? (Score:1, Offtopic)
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it's a series of tubes (Score:3, Funny)
Never late for work ! (Score:4, Funny)
No I'm not sir, I got an early start cleaning up inside the tube.
Second Life Rapists (Score:2)
Wonderful!! (Score:1)
Lossless fiber optics (Score:2)
Also if it cannot be seen from any side, it means it loses no light during transmission, like current fiber does, removeing the need for repeaters
Yeah right... (Score:1, Funny)
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Nice.
Math != reality (Score:5, Funny)
Me: "You forgot to carry the 1."
Math guy: "Damn!"
Envrionmentally retarded... (Score:1)
Someone is watching to much stargate and falling.. (Score:2)
Then waking up and inventing what they saw in friction.
Oh wait, isn't this how the cell phone came about? (re: star trek communicators)
Ok, now everyone start watching movies like fifth element and star wars and such.... before bed..
Maybe we can finally get our flying cars...
Obl. (Score:5, Funny)
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That's the dumbest fucking idea I've hear since... uhm.
obligatory (Score:1)
A math guy, a physics guy, and a biology guy (Score:5, Funny)
"Hmm," says the biologist. "It looks like they reproduced."
"Nah," says the physicist. "There was obviously error in our initial measurement."
The mathematician looks up from his coffee. "Who cares? If another person goes in, it'll be empty."
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One word (twice) (Score:2, Funny)
MEEP MEEP
Math Geeks, Alice in Wonderland (Score:1)
The practical applications are a ways off? (Score:2)
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Invisible Tube (Score:2)
I'd be watching porn in the afterlife
You can make it so my disks all won't play
I'll be making trouble like you always say
You can try to push a content cartel
As if you still had things you could honestly sell
You can turn our culture music and art
To little squares on cryptographic charts
There has to be an invisible tube
It can't be seen by just any dude
There has to be an invisible tube
For sending mail to senatorial boobs
It blinks all day or it blinks all night
Eigenstates
how's it different from empty space ? (Score:1)
wouldn't a tube-shaped region of empty space fit the same description ?
also it seems weird that the article makes no reference at all to the size of the proposed tube. are we talking like a millimeter ? ten feet ? the wavelength of red light ?
Problem (Score:3, Funny)
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Link to paper (Score:5, Informative)
http://arxiv.org/abs/math-ph/0703059 [arxiv.org]
Not peer reviewed (Score:2)
In work submitted to a major physics journal, he and colleagues report that...
and provides a ling to lanl.gov (e-print archives). The E-print archives are not a peer-reviewed "Major Physics Journal". Anyone can submit to them. They may have sent it for publication/peer-review, but then they need to say "Sent to so-and-so" in their e-print submission. As of now, the article is not peer-reviewed. Of course, if the work is deemed notable and correct then that should change, but let's not crystal-ball here.
Boy this is a great idea! (Score:2)
After this article, I'm starting to get the hang of it. Like just now, I have invented an invisible miniature nuclear reactor. It also takes up no space. I plan on using my new invisible reactor to power my next invention, the invisible flashlight! It shoots an invisible beam of light over 50 miles through any kind of weather.
I guess I can use that to find Wonder Woman's invisible airplane when it gets lost. Man, I'm telling ya, this invisible stuff is going to be the wave of the future
wow (Score:1)
So. . . (Score:1)
Oh Great... (Score:1)
The Light of Other Days (Score:2)
TFA wrong (Score:2)
Also arxiv is I thought where anyone can submit. So TFA saying a major journal is disingenuous because it is popoular but not peer reviewed, unless I missed something.
The tunnel is not nonexistent, cloaking only works at a certain frequency range. Probably it could be found through lower frequency vibration (seismic/sonic) or higher energy perhaps (i.e. X-ray). Right?
So I take it the idea is basically
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First thought, i/o (Score:2)
Er, Um, it's Been Done, by man and nature., (Score:2)
The first application (Score:2)
Of course... this all assumes that you only need the metal ring(s) at the end points as portrayed in the article picture. That much wasn't clear to me from the summary.
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I know I shouldn't reply to sigs, but I didn't read that as a sig at first. I was going to agree that given his current situation, an invisible wormhole would present Bush with an attractive exit strategy indeed.
Ideally, one would be able to invisibly travel through the wormhole and emerge from it wearing a flight suit.
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FTA:
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Unless there's a worm around it.... it's not a wormhole
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Takes the wind from one's sails very quickly.
Re:Wormhole? (Score:5, Insightful)
Oh, wait, that's what light already does.
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