Massive Star Burps, Then Explodes 110
gollum123 writes with a link to the Berkley site about an impressive star explosion that took place some tens of millions of years ago. We first caught sight of it in 2004, when there was a bright outburst, ahead of a massive supernova. "All the observations suggest that the supernova's blast wave took only a few weeks to reach the shell of material ejected two years earlier, which did not have time to drift very far from the star. As the wave smashed into the ejecta, it heated the gas to millions of degrees, hot enough to emit copious X-rays. The Swift satellite saw the supernova continue to brighten in X-rays for 100 days, something that has never been seen before in a supernova. All supernovae previously observed in X-rays have started off bright and then quickly faded to invisibility."
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It starts with a slight fever and dryness of the throat. When the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy begins to experience an itchy rash, then the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence until finally, the poor bastard is reduced to a quiveri
How do we know it wasnt a fart? (Score:5, Funny)
Also, is there a term for Astronomers such as the one we use called 'Anthropomorphism?'
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Title misleading. (Score:5, Funny)
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Be careful of what you wish for. I highly recommend [myspace.com] renting the movie "Ghostbusters".
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It's a damn shame we can't mark that comment as (Score:20 Funny)
But monsieur.... (Score:5, Funny)
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MAÎTRE D: Monsieur, is there something wrong with the food?
STAR A: No, the food was excellent.
MAÎTRE D: Perhaps you're not... happy with the service?
STAR A: No, no. No complaints.
STAR A'S WIFE: It's just that we have to go. I'm having rather a heavy period.
STAR B: Hmm.
STAR B'S WIFE: Mm mm.
STAR A: And... we... have... a... hydrogen cloud to catch.
MAÎTRE D: Ah.
STAR A'S WIFE: Oh. Yes. Yes, of course. We have a
Eta Carinae Next? (Score:5, Informative)
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You mean it could have gone any time? I mean, if it exploded 7000 years ago we'd still not have seen the explosion, and wouldn't for another several hundred years.
This is true. When we look up into the night sky we see history, not the present -- where stars, galaxies, globular clusters, nebulae, et al, were at their respective lightspeed/distance relative distances.
In any event, when the various wavelengths of light and radiation get here will we survive? An event like this could have played a rol
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It hasn't happened until we know it has happened.
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So, if I shoot your mother, she isn't dead until the cops call you?
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Consider that example yourself, for a moment. Your world hasn't changed until the news has arrived. Think of it another way: Is your neighbor alive right now? He could be. He probably is. He may not be. You really couldn't say that he is or isn't already dead. To put it another way: The odds of his survival are in his favor, but they become 1 in 1 when you find out the outcome.
Think about it.
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Think about it.
Ah, but you're arguing a different outlook on the universe. It's been a long time since I took my philosophy class
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No, though I understand how you interpreted that from what I said. I apologize for not being clearer. I'm saying we don't actually know that the star is gone so it isn't entirely appropriate to use the phrase: "You mean it could have gone at any time..."
"Your relatavistic outlook on the universe may be different, but "the cold hard truth" is what it is."
Right, but in this context, the truth isn't known. A relatavistic outlook is all you get. I
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If the light from an event hasn't reached us yet, physicists don't say that it's happened in the past. They only talk about events as having occured in the past when we are in the event's "light cone."
There are competing interpretations of relativity, but they all pretty much agree that you can only really say that something happen in an observer's absolute past if the light from an event has already met the observer. Your "dead mother" example really only works in a cart
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But what if we're dealing with quantum neighbors? He is both dead and not dead until I go check out the situation. I don't know a
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So what you're saying is his neighbor is both alive and dead at the same time
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(what do you mean mom by cooking? aren't the replicators working again? what do you mean we are not in Star Trek? mom?
Burps then explodes (Score:1, Funny)
Massive Star Burps, Then Explodes
First seen in 2004... the same year Marlon Brando died... coincidence?
This happens to me all the time.. (Score:4, Funny)
That's like a segmentation fault right?
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The battery runs down, then....BOOM!
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That's what I call old news. (Score:4, Funny)
Oooooooold news!
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Burps, then Explodes? (Score:4, Funny)
"Oh, I couldn't eat another bite..." [youtube.com]
Massive star burps, explodes... (Score:2, Funny)
At least I can start watching The View again. (Oh, boy!)
Ejecta, eh? (Score:2, Funny)
Oh wait...
Intriguing Alternate Possibilities (Score:5, Funny)
[ ] Elder Race equivalent of Jackson Pollock at work.
[ ] Young Earth creationists are right; like anything more distant that 6,000 LY, this was actually elaborate illusion created by God.
[ ] Extremem upper limit of Mentos / Diet Pepsi reaction now known.
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Last seen heading towards the back door (Score:2)
The Death of Planet Krypton... (Score:1)
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Hey! John Candy is dead. You should have said Chris Farley, instead.
What? oh... nevermind.
Is that you... (Score:2)
wallpaper damn you (Score:1)
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But my priest told me God made the universe 10,000 years ago. How can that be? Maybe it exploded in the universe we had previous to ours, you know, the one with the dinosaurs.
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And hurtling towards us from the decaying supernova remnants is a probe with a single mysterious inscription on the side:
"You must be new here."
The unasked question (Score:1)
Could this be the way to save Earth? (Score:1)
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Could it be... (Score:1)
NEWS???? (Score:1)
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Faster than light travel? (Score:1, Funny)
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You did your calculations wrong.
c is approximately 186,282 miles per second. That translates to over 670 million miles per hour. 10 million miles per hour is only about 1.5% of lightspeed.
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am I strange for wondering if I'm being callous?
Thats a one spicy pizza (Score:2)
Burrpp!! (Score:1)
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Astronomical numbers (Score:2)