Purdue Unveils a Tricorder 177
aeoneal writes "According to Science Daily, mass spectrometry is no longer limited to what can be taken to the lab. Purdue researchers have created a device they liken to a tricorder, a handy 20-lb. device that combines mass spectrometry with DESI (desorption electrospray ionization), allowing chemical composition to be determined outside of a vacuum chamber. Purdue suggests this could be useful for everything from detecting explosive substances or cancer to predicting disease. Researcher R. Graham Cooks says, 'We like to compare it to the tricorder because it is truly a hand-held instrument that yields information about the precise chemical composition of samples in a matter of minutes without harming the samples.'"
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"He's dead Jim."
"Well, I dropped the tricorder on his head."
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Yeah, but who's gonna wear the red uniform? (Score:2)
Handy? (Score:2)
How big are your hands?
No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame. (Score:2, Funny)
a handy 20-lb. device
No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.
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smells like ... the future (Score:5, Funny)
In 1992 Harry Harrison (of SF fame) and Marvin Minsky (of AI fame) collaborated on The turing option [amazon.com], trying to merge Minsky's ideas about how an artificial mind could work with a SF story. Wasn't exactly a masterpiece, but there was an astonishing twist: In the book a brilliant scientist creates the first true AI and embeds it into a sort of fractal robot, whose arms are split into more arms like branches on a tree, ending with thousands of autonomous arms with their own vision each. And the first place this system is used (after being stolen): in agriculture, picking up bugs.
So I will predict the first mass use of Purdue's Tricorder: Japanese toilets!!! [wikipedia.org]. It can already recognize "biomarkers" in urine, so someone will build a cheap version of it into a toilet and every time you take a dump it will tell you what you should not have been eating, how sick you will be tomorrow and that if you continue that way your insurance won't cover your therapy. It will save the health systems billions.
.Oh, and I'm serious about the toilet part.
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First use will be military, second law enforcement (Score:5, Insightful)
The first use will be counterterrorism/counterinsurgency, the second law enforcement. In the law enforcement context they will analyze the air around you when they stop you to chat, pull you over, etc. The molecules leaving your body/clothing/car will enter the public domain atmosphere and be fair game for analysis. It think there is precedent from having dogs sniff the exterior of a car at a border crossing, the pot smell entered the public domain, the trained dog signaled, instant probably cause for a search. Similar justifications will be safety related. "I need to interview you, but first for your safety and mine, I need to scan you."
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Because we all know how well the reliability of say, polygraphs or fingerprint analysis [truthinjustice.org] has been tested. People in general put far too much faith in these technological methods. A thin veneer of science and we forget all about false positives.
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You've seen 2057 on Discovery, I take it?
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The research team has used the device to ... identify cocaine on $50 bills in less than 1 second.
REAL playas use Benjamins to snort blow!
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A related note, a lot of money on the also has measurable levels of meth.
I don't think the point to this how much money is involved in drug trade, but rather how inter-connected out money is, and how good our analytical chemistry techniques are.
Although... a terrorist would probably be using money that hasn't been in wide circulation - perhaps we could spot them by seeing if too much money any individual is carrying is devoid of drugs.
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What a great logical conclusion. I can just see a politician/cop/prosecutor thinking this. Clean money = terrorist. Dirty money = drug user. Lockem up!
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I've heard anecdotal stories of bank tellers that have failed drug tests by testing positive for half a dozen different types of drugs. Supposedly by handling so much money during the course of their jobs, they absorb enough trace amounts to test positive.
I've also been told that it's a common enough occurrence that the some testing labs usually flag specimens that have unusual results (low concentration + wide variety) just so that a
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Well, not *you* specifically. But research chemists can get it, it's just another compound. It requires an inordinate amount of paperwork for some reason though. And a few checks (no, not the cash kind, background checks, proposed use,etc). And you're going to have to keep it under lock and key.
But apart from that, yeah, you can get it.
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on a side note, i believe it's still used for some types of facial reconstruction surgury.
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Easy - they applied to the DEA for a research permit and were certified to buy small amounts from qualified vendors.
Yes, I'm serious. If you are a properly certified research/development facility, and you get an approved permit, you can buy or be loaned all manner of things not available on the 'open' market. This includes cocaine, meth, plutonium - and moon rocks. (And yes, part of being certified is having a tracking and accounting system in place for the material,
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Still waiting for the TNG version (Score:5, Funny)
a handy 20-lb. device
Must be the ST:TOS version. At 20 lb, I would imagine that a shoulder strap is mandatory wear. Thanks, but I'll wait until the ST:TNG version hits.
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STB
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In the 33rd century, it'll be an implant...
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In the 33rd century, it'll be an implant...
Dude: The 19th Century wants its rate of technological progress back.
Try this:
In the 2010's, it'll be carried on a shoulder strap.
In the '20s, it'll be worn on your wrist.
In the '30s, it'll be an implant.
Take a good look.. (Score:5, Insightful)
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Until you lower them in the water. Then you get to see how they fixed the sleep/shut down problems...
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[ ] Log off
[ ] Shut down
[x] Sleep with the fishes, see?
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Remember what calculators and computers looked like 20 years ago? In a couple of decades we'll be...laughing ourselves silly at the description 'portable'.
Har, point taken, but you've gotta be kidding about calculators getting smaller. 25 years ago, I bought a Casio scientific calculator for $39. It was nearly credit-card sized and got me through somewhere between 100 and 160 semester credits of science and math, no sweat. I carried it in my pocket for years and only had to change the batteries once or t
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30 years ago, a simple +-*/ calculator was easily twice the size of today's standard calculators.
Yes, yes, and the ENIAC [wikipedia.org] was bigger still. We all know that technology generally advances if you look at long enough stretches of time. What's not obvious to the young, though, is that this change is not smooth, uniform and linear like their coursework, but choppy, multiplex and shaped by random social and market forces. "Two steps forward, one step back" has left a hell of a lot of good design buried in the d
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Pocket electron microscopes... (Score:2)
If you replace the diffusion vacuum pump and rotary backing pump with a modern turbomolecular pump, then you don't
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God damn, reminds me of my "portable" Kaypro (Score:2, Interesting)
That being said, I wonder how hard it would be to miniaturize this kind of scanning technology. There is a real need for smaller computers, but is there a real need for mass-produced mass spectrometers?
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Ebay has several in the thousands, and one for $51 right now... gonna have
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but is there a real need for mass-produced mass spectrometers?
Never get ripped off buying blow again! Yeah!
Also, the next cop who busts me might find it useful for testing my 'stash' without destroying it. Farmers could do soil tests out in the field. Ambulance crews could use it for quick diagnosis. A school could have one to transfer between the science classes. And of course Homeland security will buy these by the dozen (* as long as there is a couple good Republican donors on the company's board)
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Police, airport security, and military applications spring to mind easily. The article did point out that they could detect cocaine residues. Other drugs, and explosives are just as easy I'm sure. I wonder what the range is?
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It can go up to 11.
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I'd buy one.
I'd use it when eating out to test for bacteria, virii and other contaminants.
I'd use it at home to analyze the paint on my walls and products for lead, mercury or other poisons I don't want in my house.
I'd use it on my used engine oil to determine levels of wear.
I'd use it on my kids pee and clothing to see what they've been up to.
I'm sure I'd find other uses for it until I couldn't imagine
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... and once a day, my papa holds this metal cylinder (vis a vis Star Trek) near me while I pee and then he goes to checks out my dirty underwear. But he says it is for my own good... so it's ok.
Yeah, that'll be lots of fun to explain to Social Services.
LOL
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There is a real need for smaller computers, but is there a real need for mass-produced mass spectrometers?
That statement reminds me of the execs from HP who exclaimed "what would an ordinary person want with a computer?" And the DEC exec who said that there was only a market for about 6 computers in the whole world.
There are a variety of uses for such a device in the home which spring to mind immediately, and, like the computer, more will be found as people gain access to the devices. It wasn't long ago
detects explosive compounds (Score:5, Funny)
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Why, does it also detect portable lighting displays?
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Sergeant: Sir, according to this device, the cartoon character is made of plastic. If I remember my extensive training at community college correctly, bombs can be made of plastic explosives. I recommend we shut down the city and destroy all the cartoon characters at great expense to the taxpayers.
Mayor: Sergeant, why waste all the taxpayer's time and money on a few lamps?
Sergeant: Cause fuck em, that's why.
Mayor: Excellent.
IGEN Tricorder released in 2000 (Score:5, Informative)
and it detects
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All they have to do is call it a Tri-quarter and viola, problem solved
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It's how drunk Frenchmen say "voila"...
The weight (Score:5, Funny)
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Looks like a... (Score:3, Funny)
Jim: Spock...what's a toaster?
Spock: It was a early 21st century tool for draining primitive power sources.
Jim: Why would they need such a tool?
Spock: The existence of such a tool defies logic Jim.
Dr. McCoy: YOU VILE EARTH BASHING VULCAN. Everything that was made by pre-space fairing human defies logic.
Dr. McCoy: I was used to prepare food, YOU POINTY-EARED AUTOMATON.
Jim: Oh look...toast
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I'm holding out for the next generation.
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While it is a new design, and has different features, this is in fact not the first tricorder that has been made.
http://www.stim.com/Stim-x/0996September/Sparky/tr icorder.html [stim.com] talks about the very first "tricorder," but it doesn't look like it was very successful. Maybe Purdue's device will stick around longer.
By the way, something that is very interesting to note is that Gene Roddenberry allows anyone who creates devices like the ones in Star Trek (and presumably its variations) can use the names used in the show. Get to work all you Trekkie engineers!
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Consider an apple- you'd get things like "fructose", "sodium", etc. You wouldn't point it at an apple and get "apple". It'd take a lot more effort to do what you suggest than you think.
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No Surprise (Score:2)
After all, We have the quantum computer, beginning to master quantum entanglement for teleportation, tractor beam, and last but not least, Geordi's visor to allow blind people to see.
What we need next is a energy based weapon and energy shield.
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Geordi Visor reference was to the recently invention. They uses a simple pair of glasses with small camera. Video was processed by wireless computer and wireless sent back to device attached to the retina. The optical nerve would then send the data back to the brain.
More research has turned up some promising research on the use of cold plasma for a shield. Military are invested in the project for satellites.
FYI -- It's not stem cells being alive. It is the Embryo. It is the beginning of Life. And because of
It's the dilithium stupid! (Score:2)
Trying to replicate trek tech is a complete waste of human resources until we find/manufacture dilithium crystals. Why the heck is NASA wasting my tax money on shuttle replacement parts?!? It's all about dilithium!
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Really? Ever hear of a cell phone? How about automatic doors that open when you approach?
I can think of a very good documentary [imdb.com] you should watch if you think that trying to replicate Star Trek technology is a waste of time.
Interestingly, like the first cell phones, it also weighs in at a hef
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I only hold out two exceptions.
1) Holodeck. I would like one of these as soon as possible.
2) Replicator technology. This may in fact be the real key.
Tricorder emulator for Palm (Score:2)
Jeff Jetton's Tricorder Palm site [jeffjetton.com]
the colour one runs fine on my Palm T3 despite the program being written for pre Arm processors
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look at meaningless blinking lights for no good reason, why not do it the easy way and just stare at the sun
because I don't want permanent scarring of my retinas?
a fake tricorder and a cheap palm pilot is a damn site cheaper than buying Vista if you want eye candy!
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My buddy who works in the lab responds [vdov.net] and is available to answer questions on his website. The one that has been killing me is the "why does it have to be so big" question. For the love of G-D they condensed a gigantic mass spec into the size of a PC case. T
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*RUNS*
-uso.
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-> isntant "tri"-corder.
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Wikipedia has a pretty good article and diagram.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_spectrometry [wikipedia.org]
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Here [wikipedia.org] for some vague info on how a spectrometer works. Basically you have to turn the stuff to gas (so you need a heating unit), then you have to ionize it, then you shove the whole lot into a magnetic field of known strength.
Since the degree of deflection of a particle when it passes through the magnetic field is proportional to a) charg
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I'd be willing to wager that the femtomolar detection threshold for the portable DESI-MS (on the order of 0.1 picograms for a typical organic molecule) is probably lower than for a dog's nose. That, and the mass spec. doesn't need to be fed, trained, and cleaned up after.
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