Colossal Squid Landed Intact In Antarctica 85
zakkie writes "New Zealand fisherman have caught a massive 450-kg colossal squid in Antarctic waters. This is by far the biggest yet found, measuring over 10 meters in length and weighing 450 kg. It has been taken back to New Zealand for study." The NZ government's announcement page features a downloadable backgrounder on the colossal squid (Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni) and a 1.1-MB popup portrait of the animal in the fishing boat's hold.
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The squid is rather repulsive too.
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yummy ammonia and salt (Score:1)
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Though, your comment might still apply since they are also deep sea dwellers, they too may contain ammonia or some other substance to help them survive the depths.
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"One expert said calamari rings made from it would be like tractor tyres."
I had to wonder, was this person an expert in giant sea creatures, seafood, or tires?
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That thing is worth millions. In Japan! (Score:2)
It'll be HUGE in the tentacle pr0n market!
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Maybe you can eat it after they're done?
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Feel free to flame me to oblivion, that one grossed me out, and I typed it.
Wulfe
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Cook it enough and the ammonia should go by-by (especially if you cut it into small enough pieces)
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For a second there I thought you were talking about bras.
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Or maybe God wanted to show the anti-evolutionists that the human eye is crap, contrary to one of their arguments, and left thema round as a nice counter-example of how to make a good eye instead of the POS pieces of crap we have stuck in our face.
I tend to lean towards the former and not the latter though.
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Sheese, don't they teach this in schools anymore?
First, you find a quantum black hole...
SB
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flashbangs, anyone?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_Octopus_Squid [wikipedia.org]
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Also they could migrate to higher depths. One belief is that these things hunt at similar depths to whales, so from very deep, to a more shallow depth as well.
The pigmentation could also be just a consequential byproduct of some other adaptation.
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Go watch Nemo, fer crying out loud.
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>eight tentacled
Actually, squids have ten tentacles, or eight arms and two tentacles, depending on your choice of terminology. Either way, accuracy is better than pissing off anything that big.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Sure...that's easy for you to say.....
Am I the only one who pictured flying squid? (Score:2)
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I was thinking "Squid from space? HOLY CRAP THAT'S COOL!!!"
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Another squid recently. (Score:1)
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my guess is that someone has invented a way of catching them.
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If there has been a statistically significant increase, it's probably due to one or more of four things:
1. Fishermen are more thoroughly sieving the deeps, due to declining fish stocks
2. The press that such catches get means that boat captains who previously wouldn't bother reporting these catches now do so, instead of cutting them up for bait or whatever they'd previously do.
3. Changes in oceanic conditions resulting in different behavior by the behemoths (for example, changes in salinity, temperature, or prey location).
4. These colossal squid are simply the advance guard of the armies of He Who Lies Dead But Dreaming (Cthulhu), on the march from R'lyeh to lay the smackdown on us humans.
While I suspect that if there is a noticeable increase in giant squid catches, it's most likely due to options 1 and 2. But something deep inside me tells me that option 4 is the real truth.
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Most such squid that have been found have been found very dead. This one was trying to get at food that had been caught, but appears to have been extremely dead by the time it was landed. I'll add a (1.5) of: fi
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Update to this story:
The colossal squid was caught while consuming a colossal-mouth bass [wikipedia.org], not a Patagonian toothfish [wikipedia.org] as originally reported.
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I recently watched a documentary on the Humboldt Squid [wikipedia.org], which is only the size of a large dog, and they were scary.
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Alas.
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