Astronaut to Attempt Spacewalk Record 116
MattSparkes writes "Two residents of the International Space Station will take a spacewalk tomorrow to try to jam a stuck antenna on a docked cargo ship back into place. The spacewalk will set a US record of over 65 hours spacewalk experience. During the spacewalk, the astronauts will "use a hammer and a chisel to try to pound the antenna into place". Precision engineering at its very best I'm sure you'll agree."
A Hammer? (Score:3, Funny)
Apparantly they're more like IBM computers...
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besides, it would be unamerican.
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*hits engine and it starts*
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From what I understood of TFA, they're simply trying to get the antenna back into place before they can destroy the whole cargo ship by letting it burn in the atmosphere. Therefore, I guess they don't really care whether they break anything in the process.
Makes me wonder how much cheaper it really is to constantly build single-use cargo ships than to try and have them land intact and reuse the same
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From what I understood of TFA, they're simply trying to get the antenna back into place before they can destroy the whole cargo ship by letting it burn in the atmosphere.
does anyone else think it odd that an antenna must be put back in place so it can burn up in the atmosphere? Reminds me about the guy on death row in California that got a heart transplant. Except at least I can see the astronauts wanting to get the "most spacewalking hours" record. I can't imagine the surgeon wanting the "most pointless and morally wasteful surgery ever"* award.
-nB
*While the merits of the death penalty are debatable, that's not the point. This guy failed his appeals and will be (was?)
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My guess here is that they have a planned trajectory for the thing to burn up in space, but having an antenna stick out would change the wind resistance pattern, possibly making the ship go off course, with a slight risk that it would then crash in somebody's backyard instead.
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Handy link for you (Score:1)
So... (Score:1)
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Astronaut Two: Okay!
*Astronaut One Nods Head*
*Astronaut Two hits Astronaut One on head with hammer*
Houston... (Score:5, Funny)
Please... (Score:5, Funny)
It's a highly specialized kinetic-energy inertial impartion implement.
After all, it cost far more than a mere hammer...
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Not to mention the Inertialess Tethering Point and Coupling (ie a hole drilled in the handle and a bit of string, to tie it to the suit) and the Point Acceleration Minimization Device (velcro on the handle). Those technological leaps alone are worth at least $25k.
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Can you really use a standard hammer in outer space? Won't our poor astronauts be flung back, courtesy of Newton Airlines?
We'll have to come up with some kind of double-reverse-action-hammer. Or, throw astronauts at the antenna until it gives in.
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the hammer is a much smaller mas than the astronout but yes hitting something will push them away and they will need to have some way to counter that (i'm guessing the ISS has handholds or something for this)
Re:Please... (Score:4, Interesting)
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Of course it did - it's ambidextrous! Can't be sending left-handed hammers into space with right-handed astronauts...
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It better have cost more! (Score:3, Insightful)
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"If you have a large enough hammer, anything can be made to fit."
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That's how I got the CB antenna onto my 4X4! The inner fender had a funky little jog that prevented me from closing the hood if I just used a right angle mounting bracket.
All these comments about using a hammer on a space station makes me wonder how many people here (obviously not everyone) have ever worked on a car or anything.
I remember once working on a yacht with a price tag of about $65 million Euro's and seeing a tradesman use a hammer and chisel to cut a hole in the dash to fit my equipment.
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Been there, done that. The hammer is the easy bit. Especially if you have the right variety and size. Now, filling it, sanding it, painting it and polishing it are the parts that are really hard and are getting harder and harder as the car paints (and panels) get more advanced.
By the way, it is interesting what kind of hammer are they using (and what is the actual content of a space station toolkit).
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Back in my days of construction (pre-education) if you came to work with a hammer other then an Estwing, you were certainly not taken seriously.
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"when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail".
or in this case:
"When in a low oxygen atmosphere, a hammer and chisel seem the appropriate tool for antenna repair"
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How do they dispose of the diapers afterwards? Do they send them out the airlock?
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They send them to Uranus.
I'm so very sorry.
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Do they use Diapers now? Thank god. Diapers are an absolute joy compared to the Apollo and "test" shuttle eras. Catheters were provided; pre-inserted into the brave space pioneer's eurethra by the pre-flight medical team, with a micro/zero-gravity friendly external coupling for interfacing with the necessary waste containment/disposal systems. Fun for the whole family.
Let's not even talk about solid waste.
Bah! (Score:5, Funny)
Get back to me when he does 65 hours in a week... (Score:2)
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Any more than that and he'll get a nasty rash... (Score:1)
It's the Chisel part... (Score:3, Funny)
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Just A Hammer and Chisel? (Score:5, Funny)
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Wow great (Score:1)
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What was that saying? (Score:5, Funny)
Imagine spending 65 hours playing whack-a-mole.
Re:What was that saying? (Score:4, Funny)
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Not just whack-a-mole, but whack-a-mole in microgravity.
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Replace Alpha Echo 35 unit prior to failure (Score:3, Funny)
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Spacewalk record? I'm unimpressed. (Score:3, Funny)
Stop. (Score:3, Funny)
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And here i thought Michael Jackson wasn't that popular anymore.
A US record? Yawn (Score:5, Insightful)
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Sans the suit.
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*ducks*
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Of course. Because he went on to other things. His name was "Alan Shepard", which should ring a bell in most Americans. He also walked on the moon.
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Oh yeah? Well at least we knew to bring a chisel instead of a sickle!
Re:A US record? Yawn (Score:4, Insightful)
You're right, the mind-set isn't new, sports records are also kept by country. In my high school, we even had state and local records! But God forbid that anyone else than America be chastised for it. I'm sure that my principal should have looked up the times of that Kenyan fellow who was faster than any of our track team.
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It was Greg Norman, wasn't it? Or some other golfer...
Life immitating Art. ( Armageddon (1998)) (Score:3, Interesting)
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American components, Russian components. All made in Taiwan!
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I know that hammer part SOUNDS funny.. (Score:2)
Hammer Time (Score:3, Insightful)
If you break it, it didn't work anyway.
(usually as applied to delicate electronic equipment)
Alan Bean, Is that you? (Score:2)
Unfortunately, "percussive maintenance" was no match for a vidicon tube that got aimed into the sun...
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Hammer and chisel... (Score:2)
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We simply refer to it as "the wrench". Usually mentioning The Wrench is sufficient motivation for... most anything.
I also enjoy hearing about someone using a LART. (Lamer Attitude Readjustment Tool)
well... (Score:3, Informative)
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Not what it sounds like (Score:3, Informative)
Like the old saying goes (Score:2)
Related metalworking question- (Score:2, Interesting)
If you're chiselling a piece of metal, aren't pieces of the metal going to flake off? I'm just thinking of the orbiting debris issue - would the specks be too small to worry about?
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If you use it to flake bits of metal off, then yes, there will be flakes. But chances are, they're just going to use the chisel as an impromtu guillotine to cut through the antenna legs. Chiselling away at them would serve no purpose.
Over kill (Score:5, Funny)
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http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/NASA/ [octanecreative.com]
It's not the size of the hammer.. (Score:1)
Forget hammers! (Score:1)
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It's a trap! (Score:2)
I once read about an American astronaut going outside his spacecraft to fix an antenna alignment problem, something happened and he didn't come back in again. I seem to recall some other stuff happened, too. I think they even made a movie about it.
When was that, anyway? About six years ago?
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(Note to self: Must hone Slashdot joking skills.)
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I understand, though, it is a Kubrick movie after all. You should give the books (2001, 2010, 2063, and 3001) a go sometime, much different from the movies. Much of the story isn't exactly easy to carry onto the silver screen, sort of like the Hitchhikers movie: very well done, but still fundamentally lacking.
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Precision Engineering Indeed (Score:2)
Actually, engineering a system to support a human operator allows for a much wider range of choices when it comes to solving problems. Engineering an automated system that accurately forsaw every possible failure mode would be prohibitively expensive to begin with, would proceed from there to introduce an increasing number of problem-solving subsystems that would bring their own vast array of possible failure modes in a cascading chain of prohibi
65 Hours!!!! (Score:2)
Not to mention, how did they arrive at that figure... surely it's not a 65 hour task... maybe a 2 hour task with 63 hours of extra time to compensate for any unexpected situations.
I'm betting they used Murphys law on this one... the guy in space say... sure I can do that in 15 minutes... the tech on the ground thinks for a second. "hmm 15 minutes + murphys law time for the unexpected = 65 hours"... ok you have 65 hours alloted for this t
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