
Scientists Attempt To Calm Volcano 244
An anonymous reader writes "Since May 2006, a mud volcano in Indonesia has spewed out up to 126,000 cubic metres of mud a day, flooding an area of more than 4 square kilometres. This unprecedented natural disaster has become so bad that geophysicists now plan to enact an untested scheme to try and slow the flow: dropping concrete balls into the volcano."
tha audacity! (Score:5, Funny)
They've got a lot of balls, trying something like that.
Re:tha audacity! (Score:5, Funny)
High pressure, large projectile type object....
Why do I have visions of this turning in to one giant canon?
Re:tha audacity! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:tha audacity! (Score:5, Funny)
Unfortunately this method runs afoul of modern legislations (it violates the Endangered Species Act).
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(Vulgar English slang, sorry)
Goodness gracious.... (Score:2)
That reminds me.. (Score:2)
Is this in any way related to tubgirl.jpg?
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A more practical solution (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:A more practical solution (Score:5, Insightful)
Except for that tedious problem of obtaining, placing and detonating a few thousand tons of HE in the right spot deep down inside a mud volcano that is busily spewing mud upwards.
But that's just a minor engineering problem, isn't it?
Re:A more practical solution (Score:5, Funny)
This is were Bruce Willis comes in.
Re:A more practical solution (Score:5, Informative)
It is a situation that has a lot in common with the levee breaches in NO after Katrina. In NO, initial attempts to repair the levee breaches by transporting large, heavy blocks into the breaches were unsuccessful as the breaches were just too large and the blocks were swept away. I expect the big ball method described in TFA to have as little effect as the big block method did in NO. It was only when the water levels equalized in NO that the corps were able to finally seal off the breaches.
It seems to me that your method of using explosives to fix the problem would do nothing to help and would probably only widen the breach in the clay layer, much as using explosives would not have helped in NO. Using explosives in the mud bearing layer is impractical (beyond just getting the into place as another poster noted) as the mud bearing layer is too thick to be obstructed in this manner. Using explosives in the clay layer would only widen the breach. Using explosives above the clay layer would do nothingf as the pressure is already high enough to work it's way to the surface once it is through the clay layer.
The only means of resealing the breach as I see it would be to drill through the clay layer (using liners to protect the clay from erosion) and then inject cement in large enough quantities to cause a plug to be formed below the clay. I have no idea if it is feasible as I do not know how large the breach has become and how much cement could be pumped in before being swept away.
The "experiment" described in TFA where the debit was halved by plugging one out of two holes in a bottle is false as there is only one hole at present. Even if they achieve their goal of dumping the balls so that they settle on the clay layer, the mudflow will just erode around them and create a yet larger breach as nothing in the plan allows for the erosion of the mud layer.
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Worse than that: apparently they don't understand the difference between internal pressure and gravitic flow.
You plug all the holes in the bottle and it's still going to be at the same pressure (head). No big deal. BUT, you plug the hole(s) that internal pressure is forcing the mud through (against gravity, mind you), and you're going to have a 'situati
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Sacrifice a virgin (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sacrifice a virgin (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Sacrifice a virgin (Score:5, Funny)
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Ohh well.
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You should be greatful for that. Most women come with a defective "off" switch in their Broca's area [wikipedia.org].
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Tsk, tsk.
well, mine.. (Score:2)
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Nice try, but we've all seen Zap Brannigan's website.
Not a natural disaster. (Score:5, Informative)
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I wonder what the greenhouse gas contribution of this mud volcano is, especially since methane traps more heat than CO2.
Re:Not a natural disaster. (Score:5, Funny)
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Wow, that's really serious.
Here's a coral cached version of the link, the server was melting...
These before/after pictures show the damage this mud is causing:
http://www.crisp.nus.edu.sg.nyud.net:8090/coverage s/mudflow/index_IK_p3.html [nyud.net]
Here's links to the rest of the pictures:
http://www.crisp.nus.edu.sg.nyud.net:8090/coverage s/mudflow/index.html [nyud.net]
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Not only are they shirking their responsibilities...they have been denying any responsibility despite the fact that they ignored drilling best practices.
Free markets are always (Score:2, Funny)
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From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidoarjo_mud_flow [wikipedia.org]:
Doesn't seem like a good idea (Score:4, Insightful)
These events happen for a reason. It's the planet's way of staying in balance.
Re:Doesn't seem like a good idea (Score:5, Funny)
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Don't they install safety valves on pressure vessels as mandatory equipment to prevent... explosion. Aren't volcanoes nature's own pressure release valve?
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That should work just fine (Score:5, Insightful)
Ever have a bottle of soda suddenly start spraying? How well does sticking your thumb over the nozzle help?
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The point is to buy time for the company (Score:2)
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Which is not to say that it will work. Mother Nature is quite capable of hearing both of us out and then saying "Analogies are like goldfish -- sometimes they don't illuminate t
It'll never work (Score:5, Funny)
Swi
Re:It'll never work (Score:5, Interesting)
The chemical make up of concrete (portland cement mainly) is mostly
- Tricalcium silicate
- Dicalcium silicate
- Tricalcium aluminate
- Tetracalcium aluminoferrite
- Gypsum
Notice that these are all compounds of calcium and aluminum. I asume the heated water will help disolve them.pfft, we have just solve this problem. Give us another challenge
Strange how close you are. The witch doctor might add some value too. Maybe they can start a cultist religion surounding the "apeasing the volcano god" and use the funds from the colection plate to pay for the balls. Once a month the witch doctor could say the volcano god said supply it with Tums or it will cause destruction just before the colection plate is passed around.
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Re:It'll never work (Score:4, Informative)
First, you have the antacid chemistry precisely backwards. The active part is the hydroxide. You know the part that isn't an acid... as in antacid. The aluminum is there in the Mylanta because they wanted a stable liquid formulation, which hyroxides usually aren't. Aluminum hydroxide is an insoluble salt, and very stable on the shelf, until it reacts with your stomach acids neutraling them.
Second, the "active" part of the concrete is the silicate. The calcium and aluminum are there because when they hydrate in the presence of sulfates (the gypsum) they act as binders. A binder is undeniably useful, but alternatively we could line our streets with mined chunks of silicate and if would be similar to concrete. The only reason we need the binders is so that we can grind it up for easy transport, slurry it for easy application, and it will still be hard like silicate when all is said and done.
Dog in a bathtub! (Score:2, Funny)
Is it just my filthy internet-corrupted mind, or did anyone else immediately think "dog in a bathtub"
No I'm not linking, go and look it up if you must
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Dog in a bathtub is impossible.
Cool! (Score:3, Informative)
There's pretty much nothing that can't be accomplished if you have big enough balls.
How Interesting (Score:5, Funny)
Dangerous (Score:5, Informative)
The milk jug analogy is flawed. With holes in the bottom of a milk jug, it's just gravity that lets the water pour out under the force of its own weight, so yes, plugging one hole, or plugging the hole halfway, reduces the rate of flow and doesn't change the pressure -- because there's no pressure in the first place.
Hook up a garden hose to the milk jug and then try it, though, and you've got an entirely different situation. Now you can turn the jug _over_, so that the holes are on the top, and you'll still get water squirting out, just like mud flowing *up* out of a volcano, against gravity. Plug one of the holes in the jug then, and you will indeed get more flow out the other hole.
If the article accurately describes their strategy, they're only going to make matters worse, not better.
Almost right... (Score:2)
The garden hose analogy is also a tad flawed. If you attach the hose to the jug the jug will wind up being at same the pressure of the hose whether there's one hole or two in it.
An analogy that is actually applicable in this case is that of a
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Now, If you examine a percolator you will notice a tube with a wide part at the bottom and narrower at the top. The large surface area of the heated
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Mr. Matt, I am under the impression that either you never saw a percolator work or that you misunderstood the principle behind the thing. Liquid isn't moving to the top compartiment because of the _temperature_ of the water, but simply because the boiling water produces water vapor at suffici
Re:Almost right... (Score:4, Interesting)
Instead of using a percolator, imagine a waterbed covered with books. The water in the bed is the mud layer, the membrane containing the water is the clay layer, and the books represent the earth above the clay. Once the membrane containing the water is pierced, the weight of the books forces the water out much as the weight of the earth is now forcing the water out of the bed. Now imagine that the water in the bed erodes the hole once it has been made making the problem worse.
To stop a percolator, turn off the heat. To fix a leaky waterbed, you need to patch the liner or wait until all the water drains out.
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Just use (Score:5, Funny)
I don't know why I said that.
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Where's a virgin when you need one? (Score:2, Funny)
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Indiana Jones (Score:2)
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That takes balls (Score:2)
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Water Bottle Example (Score:4, Insightful)
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Mud Volcano (Score:2)
And the idea of sticking 4 concrete balls with metal chains attached to them into my "mud volcano" is kinda sickening.
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I've met Drew Curtis a few times though. He's a pretty cool guy.
I see they are using rule 6 (Score:5, Informative)
"It is easier to move a problem around (for example, by moving the problem to a different part of the overall network architecture) than it is to solve it." --RFC1925
Easy fix (Score:2)
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Scientists are smart. (Score:2)
So basically when the volcano explodes, it won't just throw lava, but we'll also have raining canon balls. Smart!
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Traditional methods? (Score:3, Insightful)
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The scientists are smarter: they keep the virgins for themselves and throw just the clothes into the volcano.
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Oh hey good one. I'll have to remember that for next time I'm in front of the ethics committee.
Clever Racket. (Score:2)
Obviously this leeds to some pretty lame pick-up/reject lines. "If it were a choice between you and the volcano, I pick the volcano..." Although I wonder how many would really risk it...
Uh, Hello?! We are Geeks... (Score:5, Funny)
Aren't we missing the most obvious solution here?
We are geeks after all. And we know what will calm a volcano.
V I R G I N S
O.K., I need 3 Linux nerds, and 3 Linux nerdettes (come on, you know, you mention Linux at a party, you ain't getting laid).
Volunteers?
Free trip to Indonesia.
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I just go to parties where they like masochists.
Tom Hanks and Projectiles! (Score:2)
Just hire Tom Hanks to jump into it. If that doesn't work, at least we'll be rid of Tom Hanks and have a great new You Tube Video!.
Seriously though, by adding these concrete balls, isn't that like putting shot into a black powder gun? The reason this is happening is to release pressure. Backing up the volcano and building up more pressure can't be a good thing. Especially with such conveniently sized plugs... I can just imagine the first report of someone being killed by man-made volcano debris.
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I thought you meant Tom Hanks and something else [wikipedia.org]
Two words (Score:2)
rj
Scientists Attempt To Calm Volcano (Score:4, Funny)
Cartoons (Score:2)
Think of the poor cartoon creatures that will be harmed!
Already Tried (Score:3, Funny)
In a test of wills between.... (Score:2)
My Dad calls this "shovelling shit against the tide."
And in this case, it's almost literal.
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BMO
Great balls of fire! (Score:2)
Therapeutic mud spa... (Score:2)
And In Other News... (Score:2)
"We're gonna fill Capitol Hill's shit pit with concrete." says Dr. Wulf B. Snerkfart, senior director of the Anti-Shit League. "That should calm down that shit volcano, and then we'll drop large iron anvils on the White House, which is probably the shittiest place on
I thought ... (Score:2)
slowing things down. (Score:2)
After reading part of the article, they argue that the speed of escape of one hole doesn't influence the speed of escape in another. This is fine, if you have a volcano with two holes spewing. You might slow one down if the flow of lava there is "annoying".
But Volcanoes in general tend not to show the behaviour of "Mwah there is hole, the lava flow will be proportional to the size of the hole". Volcanoes tend to "want to" spew this much material, and if it c
Mt. Etna experience (Score:2)
In 1992 a huge eruption from Mount Etna in Sicily (the biggest volcano in Europe) threatened some villages. A lava flow running straight toward them was partially diverted by breaking and obstructing its channel with concrete blocks dropped from hel
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidoarjo_mud_flow#Fl
Looks like the mud flow started eminating from an exploratory well
It's Guybrush's fault (Score:4, Funny)
Actually, someone fed the Volcano God some cheese. Sherman's lactose intolerant.
Re:Those cursed oil companies, setting off volcano (Score:5, Informative)
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