Scientists Hope To Settle "Hobbit" Debate 164
Several readers wrote in with news of the debate around the identity of an ancient woman whose diminutive skeleton was found on the Indonesian island of Flores in 2004. Fox News reports that Australian scientists have discovered a subterranean chamber that may contain DNA proof that will settle the question of whether "the Hobbit," as the specimen is called, actually is a representative of a new branch of the human family, or not. The find's discoverers named the putative new race Homo floresiensis. Others in the anthropological field question this identification, arguing that the meter-tall Hobbit was a modern human who had something wrong with her. In a paper just published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, with one of the original discovery team as co-author, researchers say they have compared the Hobbit's skull to those of modern humans with various ailments such as microcephaly, and that the Hobbit is different.
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Is that the syndrome that makes guys buy humongous pickup trucks and drive 20mph faster than the flow of traffic?
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Bah, real men drive six-wheeled armored cars.
With a great big gun sticking out the front...
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But, I like your style. Doing that when you can, just because you can, is everything in my book!
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Re: microcephaly - microphallusy (Score:1)
With different spelling, it would also indicate the sort of "little deception" that sufferers of this disorder might use when discussing matters of size.
--jrd
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I kind of wonder, though (Score:2)
Or, *shudder*, what if it was an ewok?
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The dwarves, of course (Score:2)
The dwarves, of course.
Well, think about it. On one hand you have 6 ft tall humans, then you have 3 ft halflings. Now picture something half-way in between as height goes, and about as broad as a human. Right. It's a dwarf. Don't tell me that a species could have just jumped between extremes without hitting the points in the middle. That's not how evolution works. There has to be some grand hall under a mountain with skeletons t
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Maybe she just hobbitually ate a poor diet.
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I'm pretty shire that's the case.
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Mod Parent Up (Score:5, Funny)
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In other news (Score:2)
Me being cynical (Score:4, Insightful)
Right -- they're the ones that don't get the publicity or funding. Come on, how boring is that -- that the meter-tall body was just an abnormal human? Wouldn't it be so much *cooler* if there were a whole race of these!
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Yeah, unfortunately science is decided based on empirical observation, not whose theory is cooler.
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Are you referring to Yoichiro Nambu, [wikipedia.org] Lenny Susskind, [wikipedia.org] Holger_Bech_Nielsen, [wikipedia.org] and Joseph Polchinski [wikipedia.org]?
I thought they were just a string quartet.
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Nor have you... but you have probably seen a bunch of trendy TV presenters in white lab coats blowing shit up in a microwave...
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You'll read a few more headlines Lucless, and then you'll see the light. It's all about the headlines.
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Re:Me being cynical (Score:5, Insightful)
Most notably, a few of those arguing against it have tended to do so for religious, and not scientific reasons, which is always a huge warning sign that their opinions should be treated with caution.
Skepticism is a good trait to have - but when you are irrationally skeptical to the available evidence, to the point of closemindedness than you are no better than somebody who is overly gullible.
For a relatively balanced opinion on the debate surrounding LB1, you could go to wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_floresiensis). Perhaps after reading that, you could reserve the snark and unwarranted insult of the investigating scientists, and actually learn a little about how science is conducted.
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The question is _not_ whether dwarfism could possibly exist. So let's move on from that ridiculous straw-man. Yes, we know that evolution can produce larger or smaller versions. You only need to look at a jaguar and at your house cat to know the same species can evolve in both directions.
The question is whether such a small-brained spec
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Teh Effin Summary (Score:4, Informative)
Get with the answers already! (Score:3, Insightful)
If this represents a new species of human, and given how recently this species is shown to have lived, then whole textbooks on the subject will likely need rewriting. I find it quite exciting, and I'm not even an anthropologist.
As an aside, I'm also quite interested to see what the bible-thumpers eventually come to make of all of this.
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More like God's foot, Monty Python-style.
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Actually, lots of them already dismiss Neanderthals and older species as humans with arthritus. Some make the blanket claim that the whole lineage represents just two species, cleanly divided into humans and apes.
I was amused to hear an anthropologist offer the same argument against this specimen...
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Haven't seen this hypothesis in too many scientific publications. Perhaps you would be willing to offer references to this classification?
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The current popular theory isn't the only one out there. And it isn't a definate fact of anything, it is a theory. It could be wrong even if just to some degree.
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This was used to explain why there are so many "missing links" in species, as well as how certain things can evolve which may not have had an evolutionary advantage inbetween no trait and a f
Punctuated Equilibrium (Score:5, Informative)
>"The idea is that basically, instead of species evolving slowly over time into new species, speciation can occur rapidly (on a geological time scale) and then the new species will remain relatively stable until the next quick burst of change."
That is a good summary. Your other comments are rather off the mark, particularly the idea that there is no advantage to a "half-fin half-leg" and so on. Given that you don't have a background in biology, that's understandable. A good explaination of the theory is here [talkorigins.org] at the talk.origins newsgroup site. A less techinical one is here [wikipedia.org] at the Wikipedia site.
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Wikkipedia covers this in the origin of life article [wikipedia.org] there are a f
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To be fair, the op your replying to wasn't the one who made the destinction. It was me. He was just trying to explain it a little because he read something along the lines i was refering to.
I have placed a link in reply to his and I suggest you check it out. It doesn't say that a fossil
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I have heard it used so it is not that remote an idea...
Evolutionists will make of it what they make of every instance of God's Hand at work: Evolution. A suddenly appearing, fully developed oganism isn't going to change their minds, given that there are many examples of God's Hand at work right in front of their eyes that they refuse to accept
FTA "But the other strong possibility is that this is actually just a pathological modern human," Martin added."
Shall we wait for further study?
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Biblical Confirmation (Score:3, Funny)
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FSM Confirmation! (Score:2)
I demand that this theory receive equal time in a Kansas biology class.
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Well, one of the more the mainstream evangelical views (among people not yelling at each other on news networks) is tha
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The only thing worse than irrational bible-thumping christians, is ignorant, know-it-all atheists.
All evidence indicates "he" didn't
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Well, thank you for providing a dignified response. You're just pissed off at the world aren't you? You should really calm down. relax, go to the park, feed some ducks, avoid the temptation to call them all "retards", and then go home. You'll feel a little better.
And, yes, you are right about one thing. I did get my facts wrong. "He", "she" or "it" is suspected to have evolved from "us". I'm sure evangelicals wouldn't
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If David was one of these, then the giant he fought could have been a "normal" human.
But then, that would mean the Bible was written by/for these little guys, and has nothing to do with us...
Re: Get with the answers already! (Score:2)
Unless one side has just been sandbagging -- i.e., if there's actually good reason for the uncertainty -- it's doubtful that a single publication will provide a definitive answer.
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I understand the Indonesians want control over their own heritige and they are certainly entitled to it, but if it were not for this one man's apparent desire to dictate the conclusion we would have more data and less dogma.
"The fact all the other bones i
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Hobbit test (Score:1)
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And who is going to direct this research? (Score:5, Funny)
Kevin Smith
George Lucas
Allan Parker
Steven Spielberg
Ridley Scott
Beorn(who?)
or CowboyNeal?
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In relating to another species or race humans will do one of the following:
Given that white people like me only started taking black people seriously about 50 years ago I can only assume that the neanderthals would be considered a sub-human slave species like cattle, dogs, etc.
Perhaps we wiped them out because they were too smart to be enslaved with the technology of the time.
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Subjugation was what created society in the first place. Domestication of plants is
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All we know for sure is that they would be eligible to hold the office of president of the United States of America.
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National Geographic settled this last year... (Score:4, Informative)
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Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, I'll wager (Score:2)
Did it have a perfectly round door like a porthole, painted green, with a shiny brass knob in the exact middle?
New Species (Score:3, Informative)
Jakarta Jackson (Score:2)
"Subterranean chamber" (Score:4, Funny)
QED.
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Don't forget about the ring, too! (Score:2)
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Can't we get an icon of Dawkins? Or are we to assume that physics and biology are one in the same?
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Although technically you can't explain physics without math...
Quick, someone snap a photo of Pythagoras and slap it up there!
Or maybe we should just stick with the "Scientist Personified" iconic representation that's being used now.
Or Richard Feynman.
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Physics and biology are the same. Well, there's some chemistry stuck in between the two, but you can't have chemistry without physics!
Hardly. It is possible to understand things at a macroscopic level without reducing them to interactiosn of smaller parts. Ultimate understanding of course, does boil down to reductionism, but to say that you cannot understand something at all without reductionism is a gross overstatement.
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Your "source" being an article on a South Park episode? WTF?
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