Neural "Extension Cord" Developed 141
moon_monkey writes "Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania have developed a 'neural extension cord' by growing neurons attached to a microchip. The cord is made by gradually moving two batches of neurons apart, as they naturally grow towards one another. This biological 'data cable' could then interface with the brain once implanted, the researchers say." From the article: "...in the long run, it may not be necessary to interface directly with nerves at all. 'In Europe most researchers in this field are using non-invasive EEG,' [an outside researcher] explains... 'The signals are weaker so more complex processing is needed, but not having to perform surgery on the nervous system has many advantages,' [he] says."
Interesting but... (Score:5, Funny)
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But they've already found a workaround.
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And is keeping a copy of portions of copyrighted material in your brain legal? I know mine is full of Simpsons material.
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The roadmap has it slated for SP4; but I advise reading the EULA very carefully before installing.
And beware the blue haze of death all in your brain.
KFG
Understatement of the year (Score:5, Funny)
I nominate this guy for the Understatement of the Year award.
Re:Understatement of the year (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Understatement of the year (Score:5, Funny)
OK, all you need are 8 of these neural data links, interfaced to a twisted pair cable. Plug that into a 10-BASE-T hub, and think really really fast to implement the 802.3 protocol in your brain. As long as you can remember your MAC address, you're golden.
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Oh, will God require a Crossing Over (sic) Cable, or a Straight-Through?
Will that be powered wiring? Will it zap your ass into 7th Heaven? Or, will you just "fly away"....?
hehhe
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Plus, there was an article some time ago about electrodes on the tounge letting the blind see thanks to neural plasticity, so maybe it'd be enough for me to suck on a CAT-5? XD
At any rate, it seems to me the difficult part will be getting data OUT from the brain rather than INTO the brain.
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On a more serious note, I guess what you said should lead us to ask what a good protocol for the brain would be like. IIRC the brain operated like a "pulse computer" or somesuch, so Ethernet-to-the-Brain wouldn't be a viable solution to begin with...
Interesting post. I wish I had mod points for you. =)
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My question is whether this will affect spinal column injuries.
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Oblig. (Score:2)
I saw a subtitle for the matrix once... (Score:3, Funny)
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originally done by Cr0bar from detonate.net.... back when that site had a pulse.
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion
It is by the beans of Java that my thoughts acquire speed
The hands acquire shakes
The shakes become a warning.
It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
Power Strip (Score:3, Funny)
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Flame on!
(Sorry
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Aren't we all waiting to become drooling, grinning wireheads, spending 23 and a half hours a day with current going straight to the pleasure center of our brains.
Speak for yourself. I just want a way to aim my car-mounted LMG while I drive.
Bring out the Squid. (Score:2, Funny)
oh yeah... (Score:5, Funny)
That way, in the future, people can have an almost lifelike experience watching Ow! My Balls!
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Finally... (Score:4, Interesting)
Come to Papa, Jenna.
sweet (Score:1)
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Also in one other novel I think it was by William Gibson [williamgibsonbooks.com] —but I'm fuzzy on the details, maybe I'm mixing it up with Strange Days [imdb.com]— they talk about how in the early days of brain interfaces they tried to watch the others recorded dreams but the experience was so bizarre that some of th
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Sound like the beginning of tuning (Score:1)
I for one welcome our Emergents of the Emergency Overlords
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Re:Sound like the beginning of tuning (Score:5, Funny)
You must be new here.
How about repairing spinal injuries? (Score:5, Interesting)
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While on the one hand it sounds useful to have the extra manipulative ability, on the other hand you'd have to redesign clothes and cars and many things we interact with to take advantage of it. On the gripping hand, you would FINALLY HAVE A GRIPPING HAND!
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I think we can come up with some better locations to attach a third arm.
Yay Degree (Score:4, Funny)
I knew procrastinating worked...
Hey -- wait a minute... (Score:4, Funny)
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Implications (Score:5, Interesting)
What would be fascinating is if we were to discover interfaces that allow contents of memory or other brain contents to be read in this way. Of course, this is the start of a lot of sci-fi stories, few of which have a good ending - but if we were able to use such 'clean' techniques to read and store at least some of the contents of minds, I still think it would be a very good net change. Even if very few things are able to be read, and even then very slowly, it would open up many important insights - how massively multi-nerve systems communicate, how memories change in terms of pure data.
On a personal level, it would be a really nice change to be able to leave behind a little undiluted, untranslated part of my memories and self in the world beyond genetics and teaching others, rather than just let it all rot or hope for a supernatural rescue. It's not the loss of the self that annoys me about our current idea of death, it's the total loss of information that we currently accept as part of the process. Even if it was just a database for others to query, I'd love for my raw memories to live beyond myself.
Ryan Fenton
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Whose current idea of death? I assure you my current idea of death is quite different from yours.
You mean like Slashdot?
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There.. fixed it for you!
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I dont think that's possible. The patterns in the meat of your brain do not have some kind of universal or raw format. They would be a meaningless mess to another person in a best case scenario. Most likely they would be a painful epileptic seizure. Sorry but when the meat goes so does the memories. I'd start on my memoirs now if I was you.
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You mean my brain doesn't use OOXML? But Microsoft told me....
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The patterns in the meat of your brain do not have some kind of universal or raw format. They would be a meaningless mess to another person in a best case scenario. Most likely they would be a painful epileptic seizure. Sorry but when the meat goes so does the memories. I'd start on my memoirs now if I was you.
Just because the format isn't documented or understood, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Besides, the GP was asking for a way to get the information out and read, not to be used as-is. Even if it's only partial, I can see the value in that.
Partial data (Score:2)
Re:Implications (Score:4, Insightful)
However, this is still a very interesting development, as neurons have proven to be quite adaptable, so one could (in theory) learn to recieve or transmit a data feed to an off-site storage location. What I see as more plausible is that one could in theory wean his/herself off of brain-based permanent memory and attempt to rely more and more on the external data feed. This is not as clean as a hard copy of the brain, but provided that the data path was sufficiently wide and the person was trained exceptionally well, could be a decent approximation, especially if you got skilled enough to subconsciously feed records of your thoughts and perceptions into your "backup." But I don't think it will be easy!
Gotta wonder who's going to weasel the patent system into blocking further inquiry on this one, though!
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Much akin to the development of
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Yes, I'll wholeheartedly agree t
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That's the clearest evidence against Intelligent Design I've heard all week. Everybody knows that a real God would have used a Model-View-Controller architecture.
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First, I have to give the obligatory chuckle to this, but it actually brings up a serious question for CS: is it possible that our current inclination to separate function from state is seriously damaging the prospects for pushing the field further? Evolution tends to be a discriminating bitch when it comes to finding effective ways to solve nast
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If you're looking for something that will maintain information about yourself after your death, it's called a book and it's been around for awhile. Write a diary or a biography if you feel so inclined.
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As an anti-terrorism measure, all citizens are required to have their brain contents submitted to a government database in real-time.
If you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to fear and anyone who does not agree to this measure must be a terrorist.
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I can imagine that there are portions of every person's memory that are rarely accessed but not so isolated as to die out entirely. Would that one spark still be raw, or would it have become re-contextualized by the act of accessing it?
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Neural Rape! (Score:2)
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Long way to go yet... (Score:1)
The ability to apply a voltage to a few dozen nerve cells does not make it possible to interface with the human nervous system in a seamless way as is suggested as future advancement. I can only assume that this refers to a long time in the future, af
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We're closer than you think... [clinicaltrials.gov]
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I'll let you know after I have the procedure done.
New Icon (Score:2)
Laziness (Score:1)
Non-invasive EEG? (Score:2)
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Medical Encyclopedia - EEG [nih.gov]
Electroencephalogram (EEG) [webmd.com]
An electroencephalogram (EEG) is a test that measures and records the electrical activity of your brain by using sensors attached to your head and connected by wires to a computer.
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Re:Non-invasive EEG? (Score:4, Informative)
They don't mean "non-invasive EEG", they mean "non-invasive", which means no surgery is requried. This happens to be an EEG helmet. The alternative, "invasive", involves of course the surgical implantation of some interfacing device.
Briefly, non-invasive currently sucks. It's nice in that it can work by just wearing a helmet, but you can only (currently) reliably get one bit of information out of it (I vaguely remember hearing about someone getting two, not sure). non-invasive systems are also bulky and require a lot of preparation to use. Also, they require training to use the system and some people are incapable of using it.
Invasive kind of sucks because you have to have your head opened up, but the results are quite impressive. They have trained a rat to mentally control a water dispensing robot, and they have gotten a monkey to control a robotic arm, for example. Read "the Body Electric" by James Geary. Obviously it's harder to get testing on humans for invasive technologies off the ground.
I am Neo (Score:1)
I am Monkeo (Score:2, Funny)
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Alternatively, it could just be that the poster "misspelled" it, but then it is a perfectly reasonable romanised spelling of an oriental language. While not conventional, as a phonetically accurate translati
USB 2.0 (Score:1)
Nice, but (Score:4, Interesting)
In any case, biopatching is great and tractible for reconnecting pieces that already fundamentally work, but for wholesale replacement at a high grade of function we still need that bridge.
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More durable? When was the last time you saw a significantly complex machine that could run non-stop for 80 years or more?
Sure, it might be easier to replace broken parts on a machine, but those parts generally wear out a _lot_ faster than biological parts (which are usually inherently being replaced cell by cell throughout their life).
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The only problem is presentation of that data to our biological brains. For that we'd still need some sort of electrode grid or something. Not an easy problem, but at least if it's solved once it's more or less solved for all time.
I very much agree with your view about manufacturability, but I do want to say that the presentation, or interface, is not necessarily as big a problem as you think -- it's just untested.
When a baby is born, it's not fully aware of its body and all the sensory inputs that it provides; the brain has to learn to interpret all those signals. And is amazingly good at it -- take for instance the balance nerve and the very rich information it provides -- with a reasonable amount of training it becomes "second na
I can see these extension cords might be useful (Score:2)
oh man... (Score:1)
From the Planetary Datalinks: (Score:2)
Better than telecommuting! (Score:2, Funny)
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Other possibilities? (Score:4, Interesting)
Ok, you can attach that to my head... (Score:1)
I worry about the Ghost in the Shell. (Score:5, Insightful)
Better question is if it can be stopped. The thing is that when you watch that series, you wonder about the safety rating of this technology. The first Window 95 computers were open to the world, internet wise, so will it be the same for the first 'cyber brain' installs? Will there be a point where you MUST have a retina mechanical replacement or atleast an optic nerve pass though just to read a book? Better yet, what about education? If all your books are DRM encrypted that is mandated to be bought from a school virtual book shop, used books, hell, books could just disappear. We talk about a lack of critical thinking NOW....
Heck, it even creates the ultimate lower class. Those who not only can't afford to eat, but due to the lack of implants, even achieve a decent job. I mean, it becomes a decision to have your entire body mechanically replaced for a 5 year mining contract or living at the lowest end of the spectrum.
Maybe I am over thinking this, but its psodo-mandatory that you have a state ID, why would some kind of implant.
Re:I worry about the Ghost in the Shell. (Score:4, Insightful)
There's a tradeoff between "planning ahead" and "planning ahead so far that your plans have no chance of applying to the reality". You're risking the latter. An increase in understanding how our body works and how to interface with it / repair it is a good thing. Let's wait until we actually have prototype cybernetic implants working before we worry about the government making them mandatory.
People are too infatuated with the Frankenstein myth, the absurd belief that research is innately dangerous. Research is *essential*, and not something that we should be stopping just because someone can come up with some unlikely scenario in which new technology could cause problems.
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Whatever. It's still so far in the future that trying to make predictions like that is absurd. It's like if someone had tried to prevent the development of Velcro on the basis that it could be used to tie people into restraints easier.
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I will fully admit that what I said is FAR in the future. However, its just that its like computer technology. No one had a clue that in under 20 years, we would be this far along. The only thing really holding us back from any kind of cybernetics is the neural interface
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Why the constant anti-evil slant? (Score:2)
Unless, of course, one happens to be an evil genius and/or mad scientist bent on evil world domination. I for one have had it with the constant anti-evil spin you brief mortals are constantly putting on scientific breakthroughs like this.
"What are we doing tonight, Brain?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky... no-longer-necessary surgery on the nervous system!"
I love when science fiction becomes reality... (Score:1)
I don't so much like it when its a "Big Brother" is watching your every key-stroke kind of way. (Hi BB!)
-2cents
I'm One step closer... (Score:1)
Ghost In The Shell (Score:1)
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Anyone can hack into your brain right this day. It can take the form of social engineering, indoctrination, culture, advertisement. People are constantly trying to break into your mind and place ideas there with the explicit intent of "programming you" to do something they want you to do, and I'd wager that's a more real concern that some physical tampering. Heck, I am doing it now by introducing this idea that wasn't there before. Are you aware of the the things you "know"? Do you have any idea of how much
You still need a strain relief bushing (Score:2)
You would still need to drill a hole in your skull and insert a little rubber grommet into the hole. Then, you tie a knot in the cord that is slightly larger than the grommet. This will keep people from accidentally tugging or jerking on the cord and pulling out part of your brain.
non-invasive EEG are useless. (Score:2)
I keep seeing people talk about decypering these communications. That's not how it really works.
It may be possible to see some patterns, but to do it right, the computer side and the brain side need to adapt and learn together how to interract and communicate. Litterally the Brain grows new connection in the process of learning. Having Neurons grown on a chip in a dish and then have the