Many New Species Found Under Antarctica 173
gt_mattex writes to tell us The Globe and Mail is reporting that quite a few new species have been found in the ocean beneath the Antarctic ice. From the article: "It is too early to say exactly how many new species were discovered in the Antarctic, many in the Weddell Sea, where ice crushed the ship of Antarctic explorer Ernest Shackleton in 1915. The scientists saw more strange creatures than familiar ones, says Ron O'Dor, an expert in octopuses and squid from Halifax's Dalhousie University and the chief scientist in charge of producing the first marine life census of the planet by 2010."
Let me get in my boat before you start research... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Let me get in my boat before you start research (Score:2, Insightful)
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And for those who don't even get the "NGE" reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neon_Genesis_Evangeli on_glossary#Second_Impact [wikipedia.org].
(And yes, I had to look it up myself.)
Ha! That's nothing! The Kraken Awake! (Score:2)
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Amazing (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Amazing (Score:5, Interesting)
how interesting (and suicidal, but bear with me) would it be to somehow drain all the oceans of water just to see what's left over...
i'm with you (Score:5, Interesting)
now, blow it up a thousand fold in size
there you go [google.com], running around the ocean floor
amazing indeed
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*It’s primarily my girlfriend’s project, but still.
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(Especially this one [macrochan.org]
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BBC The Blue Planet: The Deep .torrent [mininova.org]
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The rest, I'm sorry to say, are mediocre, and most of their content you can just as redily find in any other nature shows, covering ocean life.
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Although one thing I always wonder about this series....are they adding their own foley (sound effects)? Or did they actually put mics out there and this is what those suckers actually sound like? I'm particularly curious with those shrimp
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http://www.amonline.net.au/fishes/about/fieldwork
The name they gave it is fine, but 'Sploork' seems like a better fit to me.
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Re:Amazing (Score:5, Funny)
But it would make much more sense to rapidly evaporate all of them, perhaps with a large scale hairdryer task force and/or a few strategically placed nukes.
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If you cause it to rain here in L.A., I'm going to drive to wherever you live and kick your ass. That is.. assuming I can find a road that leads out of this city.
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Into the basement of the Fat Man's Club of Trenton, New Jersey.
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I just finished a Microbiology intro course where the instructor kept stressing that. You think it's amazing how many macroscopic species we are still discovering; that's nothing compared to the unknown species of bacteria that are right under our noses--and that could be quite literal.
It seems that life on Earth, as far as the number of species
Anyone else worried after reading this? (Score:5, Insightful)
That soon we'll find ways to make ocean life go extinct in those parts which so far relativly are protected from our interferance.. With our normal area's of fishing drying up quickly, how long will it take before we go and do our thing there too
Re:Anyone else worried after reading this? (Score:5, Funny)
Thrown another "Bulkier" Shrimp on the Barbie! (Score:2)
But how does it taste? What if it is better than all other shrimp!
that's a bizarre reaction (Score:4, Insightful)
a colossal school of herring? off new jersey? isn't that good news?
why the despondent reaction to that news item? there are certainly tons of news items to find depressing reactions to about ocean life and man's hungry stomach... but that particular nugget of news is reason to cheer, don't you think?
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some people really need to learn (Score:2)
if everything is doom and gloom to you, you soon sap any ability to keep working for improvement in the world
it means you've already given up
in a way, you've betrayed whatever it is you care about
find heart to carry on, or stop talking about the subject matter entirely
but to continue talking about something with pessimism, to continue talking about anything with pessimism, helps no one and nothing, including yourself
so stop talking about it and move on, or change your attitude about
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I can attest to that.
I used to believe it would be the worst thing in the world. If it was forced upon me, I thought, I would surely die rather than submit to such a harsh and painful existence. How could I eat? How could I breathe? Both would come at significant hardship, all as my skin shrivelled and those few comforts I'd brought from my land-dwelling past rusted away.
Yes, I was someone who, like many, clung to the
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So, uh, how do you protect your computer from corrosion ?
Pointing out negs is responsible but not enough (Score:2)
Some people really need to learn to count their blessings
if everything is doom and gloom to you, you soon sap any ability to keep working for improvement in the world
it means you've already given up
in a way, you've betrayed whatever it is you care about
I agree, for the most part, with what you say here. If you give up, you have betrayed whatever or whoever you care about. One should not give up.
Find heart to carry on, or stop talking about the subject matter entirely
but to continue talking about something with pessimism, to continue talking about anything with pessimism, helps no one and nothing, including yourself
so stop talking about it and move on, or change your attitude about life in the ocean
I think you are being overly harsh here. Should everyone disgusted with environmental abuses hide their voice? Will that accomplish anything? Clearly the answer is "NO". But that is perhaps not enough, I think you are saying. I think you are saying, help with solutions and action, not just your criticisms... Ideally, sure, that is better... but...
The e
you're conflating two separate subjects (Score:2)
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i didn't attack speaking up (Score:2)
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Ni (Score:2)
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Great... (Score:3, Funny)
ANCIENTS (Score:5, Funny)
shouldn't it be... (Score:3, Insightful)
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If it rhymes, it must be true (Score:5, Funny)
are octopuses, not octopi.
Attr. to Patricia T. O'Conner, as is the quote, "Octopi is for suckers".
Re:If it rhymes, it must be true (Score:4, Funny)
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I vote for a name change. How about Squishy?
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"octopi and squid"
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I get suspicious... (Score:2, Insightful)
It seems to happen with some regularity.
It seems to me, if you find a fossil of an animal you believe to be extinct, you will probably test it with the assumption it is of relatively old age.
I think you probably find what you're looking for.
Anyway, not trying to start a flame war. But that's probably going to happen anyway. ("YOU IGNORANT BASTARD DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW DATING WORKS!!!")
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You've
Do Octopus dream in octal?? (Score:2)
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The Thing (Score:2, Funny)
Needs pictures (Score:4, Funny)
I mean, without a picture of that centimeter-in-diameter protozoan, how the hell am I supposed to imagine how it looks like, much less the more important facets of such a discovery... such as how does it taste?
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A new species of rock lobster in Madagascar that may be the largest in the world. Its body spans half a metre.
what, the yeti lobster didn't do it for you? (Score:5, Informative)
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From imdb: [imdb.com]
Tank: Here you go, buddy. Breakfast of Champions.
Mouse: If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Apoc: Yeah, or a bowl of snot.
Mouse: Do you know what it really reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?
Switch: No, but technically, neither did you.
I wonder... (Score:2)
My god -- it's full of geeks (Score:5, Funny)
My god -- it's full of geeks.
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Pffft. They sound like shoggoths to me.
My god, what have they awakened?
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The Thing
Alien vs Predator
What are these people thinking?!
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Elder Things? (Score:2, Funny)
New...? (Score:5, Insightful)
Those critter are most likely checking out the mini-subs and shaking their heads and thinking "Oh, look! A new species!"
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Humorous but not likely.
Cuboids? (Score:2)
Hey Great! (Score:2, Funny)
Lake Vostok (Score:3, Interesting)
Could be the perfect test for a Cryobot mission to Europa [space.com]
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Before I read closer I thought that's what this was, and was pretty excited.
Any idea when that's scheduled to actually take place?
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Final Frontier (Score:2)
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These boffins should concentrate on solving world hunger rather than pointless pie in the sky shenanigans like this.
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We've had the solution to that problem for decades - Global Thermonuclear War. Just eliminate everything that eats and you have no more hunger.
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FTA: This is the sixth year of the marine census
You mean you didn't bother to read the article? ahh hahahhaha
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Oh, that's easy. (Score:3, Interesting)
Besides, in 15 years or less there won't be enough of a food chain in the oceans to sustain most of the organisms that do still exist and without a gene bank capable of storing t
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*dumps shiploads of biotoxins into ocean*
"No lifeforms present." "Alright, let's hit the green!"
Re:Could they be harmful? (Score:4, Funny)
Seek also the difference between "then" and "than"
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Sure they could be harmful. In fact, where two species evolve seperately, it is less likely that they'll be able to coexist peacefully. Just look at the species that have been introduced to Australia.
I think the greater danger here, though, is that humans will disturb or destroy the new-found species or their habitats.
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I think the greater danger here, though, is that humans will disturb or destroy the new-found species or their habitats.
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Re:Could they be harmful? (Score:5, Funny)
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- some of the sheep
Thanks Terry Pratchett.
aussie childhood, oh the memories... (Score:3, Funny)
'don't' walk on the grass without shoes'
'don't lean on the hedges'
'don't go near the lizards'
'don't dig in the garden'
and in Broadbeach
'don't play with the jellyfish'
'don't go in the sea without shoes'
Not that these rules worked especially well on me, I broke almost all of them on a reguler basis, and so did my friends. It's amazing Aussie kids survive to adulthood.
I came to england at 7, and was shocked to find kids running from pissy little spiders and bee's....
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Steady on. You'll start a flamewar with the creationists.
What if a bunch of rabbits intelligently designed immunity?
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