Table-top Particle Accelerator Created 55
holy_calamity writes "French physicists have built a desktop particle accelerator. It uses a pair of laser beams to precisely control the acceleration of electrons within a plasma. It has the power of a device that usually takes up a whole room and could lead to new medical treatments. They don't mention the potential for experiments like 'what happens if I put my lunch in front of a 300 megaelectronvolt beam?'"
Been around for years (Score:2)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plasma_acceleration [wikipedia.org]
Re:Been around for years (Score:4, Insightful)
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Re:Been around for years (Score:4, Interesting)
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I suggest that you update the Wikipedia article about plasma acceleration...
Re:Been around for years (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Been around for years (Score:4, Funny)
"You know, it just occurred to me, we've never had a completely successful test of this equipment."
"I blame myself."
"So do I."
"Well, no sense worrying about it now. Switch me on."
Sounds familiar (Score:4, Funny)
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They're not stupid (Score:2)
Oh, nevermind....
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Isn't that about the same a front beam laser?
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A laser beam is only going to cook/burn your lunch.
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If you were to put a sandwich into a 300MeV pr
Re:They're not stupid (Score:4, Interesting)
Remember, the Therac-25 system was quite lethal when it malfunctioned, and it "only" used a 25 MeV beam. 300MeV is a LOT of punch per particle, and if the intensity is high enough all sorts of nasty things will happen.
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Actually, at 300MeV, I'd wager on getting a fairly decent gamma ray beam.
You lost me there -- by what process? For a z=1 particle at 300MeV/n kinetic energy, the stopping power [sgeier.net] of dry air is about ~3.1 MeV/(g/cm^2) - so that's pretty much transparent. You don't get much energy loss until you hit someone or something. (For Lung tissue I get ~3.5MeV/(g/cm^2), so taking human density to be about ~1, you'd deposit almost half the energy of the particle during penetration of a body (say 30 cm thick))
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Eat Banana (Score:3, Informative)
'what happens if I put my lunch in front of a 300 megaelectronvolt beam?'
Nothing you can see, because that's ~ 4e-11 J.
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Not quite (Score:2, Informative)
Mmm.. (Score:4, Funny)
Throw me a bone here... (Score:1)
Finally! (Score:2)
SECOND Table-top Particle Accelerator Created! (Score:1, Funny)
Table top accelerators are already being replaced (Score:2)
with LCDs!
Time to market? (Score:5, Funny)
Boss: "What is that on your desk?"
Me: "A particle accelerator."
Boss: "OK, next question... Why?"
Me: "Because I can."
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hmmm, can it run NetBSD?
Important safety tip... (Score:3, Funny)
They don't mention the potential for experiments like 'what happens if I put my lunch in front of a 300 megaelectronvolt beam?'
Whatever you do, don't cross the streams [wikipedia.org]!
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Don't look in the trap, either.
Been done before... (Score:1)
Some egghead before or during World War II had an egg in his pocket when working around microwave beams when the egg decided to go pop. The device is called a microwave oven and sits on the kitchen counter. I got mine for free when I signed for a one-year lease on my apartment.
Chocolate bar (Score:3, Informative)
And don't use the term 'egghead'. It's origin is Nazi brown-shirts referring to how the skulls of intellectuals shatter when they hit the ground. (Or something equally violent.) We have enough anti-intellectualism in this country already.
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And your point?
Chocolate bar (Score:1, Offtopic)
BTW, don't use the term 'egghead'. That anti-intellectual term comes from Nazi brownshirts referring to how easily intellectual's heads shattered, or something equally violent. We have enough anti-intellectualism in this country already. Just look at those damn Geico commercials.
(Seriously. The 'modern' humans are assholes who can mock or outshout the cavemen but that's all... and don't feel any shame about it. The 'cavemen' ar
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Christmas List? (Score:2, Funny)
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It could be a new game (Score:1)
Done before (Score:4, Funny)
It might not give the answer ... but (Score:2)
Ghostbusters (Score:1)
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cooking at CERN (Score:2, Funny)
accelerator? (Score:1)
But how big... (Score:2)
What is the mass of this "Tabletop Particle" (Score:1)
I accelerate particles every morning... (Score:2)
In Related News.... (Score:1)
Most of us have owned one (Score:2)
Next time you're sitting in front of one, remember that there's an unlicensed particle accelerator a couple of feet from your brain.
El Cerrito cyclotron (Score:1)