The Primate Police 40
An anonymous reader writes "LiveScience reports on research indicating that certain monkeys act like cops in a group. When they removed the enforcers, the monkey society fell apart. The rest of the monkeys quickly formed cliques with friends and family and interaction between the groups ceased. More interesting is how the monkeys 'vote' for their law enforcement officials, by baring their teeth to show deference. From the article: 'When an individual receives these voting signals from most of the group, it shows he is well respected--or feared--and he becomes the new sheriff in town.'"
Fox Hit Pay Dirt! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Fox Hit Pay Dirt! (Score:4, Funny)
Producer #1: But the ID idiots didn't want a show about evolutionary primates that shoot laser beams from their teeth!
Producer #2: So we asked ourselves, "Who's behind the teeth?"
Producer #3: Monkeys
Producer #4: Cops
Producer #5: "Monkey Cops."
Re:Fox Hit Pay Dirt! (Score:3, Funny)
there's something now (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:there's something now (Score:5, Funny)
And sometimes even president!
-matthew
Re:gangs? (Score:1)
Re:gangs? (Score:1)
It clearly explains that in simian socieities, monkeys enjoy acting like police.
This is news? (Score:1)
Re:This is news? (Score:2)
Homer J
Unforgiven (Score:5, Funny)
Monkey Dubois: I, I am. I bought the place for 12 bananas in '79 and
[Will throws feces at him]
Little Bill Daggett: You, sir, are a smearing son of a bitch! You just roadappled an unarmed man!
Bill Monkey: He should have armed himself if he was goin' to decorate his tree with my friend.
Little Bill Daggett: You'd be Will Monkey out of Missouri; smearer and fecal slinger of innocent women and children.
Bill Monkey: I'm Will Monkey and I've shat on most everything that walks or crawls; and now I'm here to brown you Little Bill for what you done to Ned.
Little Bill Daggett: [walking toward Will] All right boys, he's only got one handful left. When he throws, cowpie this son of a bitch down.
Re:Unforgiven (Score:2)
I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
I presume it will read like Shakespeare some of the time.
Re:Unforgiven (Score:4, Funny)
Only if he can find enough monkeys...
Overlords (Score:1, Funny)
*bars teeth*
I disagree with the conclusion (Score:1, Insightful)
Based on the skimpy article, I submit an alternate hypothesis: that the submissive monkeys became fearful when [unseen?] overlords came in and "removed" their elected officials. This caused them to form small protection groups. The article also does not document how long this behavior continued.
Consider the following experiment: Start a s
Re:I disagree with the conclusion (Score:2)
Possibly because the presence of those elected officials establish the expectation of a "safe" society that allows these groups to mix, and then police their interactions?
I know you were going for a cheap "hah, aren't scientists stupid - look what else it could have been" poo-fli
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That's surreal... (Score:5, Informative)
Just last night, I cited the Nature article in question in an assignment regarding poorly-written scientific papers (focusing on the quality of writing itself, not the quality of the research).
This is the abstract of the article in question:
Citation, if you're interested: Flack, J. C.; Girven, M.;de Waal, F. B. M.; Krakauer, D. C. Policing stabilizes construction of social niches in primates. Nature. 2006, 439, 426-429.
help here? (Score:2)
Re:help here? (Score:1)
Re:help here? (Score:2)
Re:help here? (Score:2)
Your analysis would be better served by several different articles of the same, long-format journal.
Monkeys and middle-schoolers (Score:5, Interesting)
*sigh* So we're monkeys. At least we don't throw excrement at each other. Mostly.
Re:Monkeys and middle-schoolers (Score:4, Funny)
Thank the Gods for bombs and bullets!
Re:Monkeys and middle-schoolers (Score:1)
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Re:Monkeys and middle-schoolers (Score:2)
Republicans, Democrats.
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Deputy Rhesus (Score:2)
'Sherriff Bonobo'??? (Score:2)
Not just with monkeys -- dogs too. (Score:4, Interesting)
I think it has something to do with an innate instinct to protect the pack, sort of like: "don't hurt each other -- we're a pack and we need everybody, and besides, there are no veterinarians out here." Well not really, but you know what I mean.
Stalinism (Score:1)
Sounds like a rationale for the Stalinism.
Monkey vice (Score:2)
Given this, the question is "do the monkey police have a vice squad?"
Re:Monkey vice (Score:2)
We'll know the answer once reports of monkey's in Armani pastel jackets over white t-shirts have been corroberated.