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Japanese Scientists Dig up Million-year-old Ice 96
ToxikFetus writes "During expedition to Antarctica to research past climate patterns, Japanese scientists unearth million-year-old block of ice, breaking the previous mark by 200,000 years."
i wonder... (Score:3, Funny)
Sadly, (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sadly, (Score:2)
Re:Say what...? (Score:1)
They are harvesting the ice cubes for scientific purposes. The fact that they plan to consume them in drinks later is merely an effort not to waste a precious resource.
bible is teh truth (Score:1, Funny)
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Re:bible is teh truth (Score:2, Insightful)
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Re: bible is teh truth (Score:2)
He's not a secular atheist, he's an Orthodox Reform Congregational atheist!
Scientific errors (Score:2, Funny)
I'm a teenager, and my high school biology class here in Topeka School District has already performed a detailed analysis of these biased claims. Since the ice cannot be more than about 6,000 years old, and the article even advocates the "fact" of climate change and microbial evolution, you can easily see how they're trying to destroy religion in America.
Re:Scientific errors (Score:2)
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Next thing you know Orin Hatch will be pushing a bill to put the words "In Someone We Trust" on our money and swear up and down this solve
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Yarr? (Score:2)
If you look closely at the top-right of the picture you can see a noodley appendage.
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism holds that a decline in piracy leads to global warming. But hasn't there been a sharp increase in piracy through napster, winmx, kazaa, and now emule and bittorrent over the last six years?
Re:Yarr? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Scientific errors (Score:2)
This country is going down hill fast, but it's because these brain dead conservatives are starting to gain voice in DC and on TV and are trying to make everyone one else feel wrong and stop forward progress. They're like the Amish, or something. "We know we're backward, but we want to be right, ha ha ha!"
the important question (Score:2, Insightful)
(Yes, it's a joke. Yes, I'm aware that this is significant because the trace amounts of other minerals and elements that they'll find in it will be major signifiers of the atmospheric composition back then.)
Japanese Scientists Dig up... (Score:2, Funny)
Re: Japanese Scientists Dig up... (Score:1)
they find a cave, and inside a barrel like thing with lots of appendages and a star shapped head....with a hard skin
Whale Meat (Score:2)
Ice versus.... (Score:4, Interesting)
Japanese Scientists Dig up Million-year-old Rock
News Science
ToxikFetus writes "During expedition to Africa to research past climate patterns, Japanese scientists unearth million-year-old block of rock, breaking the previous mark by 200,000 years."
Re:Ice versus.... (Score:1)
It was probably a vapor at some point, too.
Re:Ice versus.... (Score:4, Insightful)
OK, ice versus old rock (Score:2)
You can find more news articles about old rocks if you Google for a minute.
Re:Ice versus.... (Score:2)
I wonder, would this have been news if it was a rock core sample?
A million years is actually very young for rock. For comparison, the ordinary everyday rock from Devils Tower in Wyoming varies from between 100-200 million years old. The grand canyon ranges in age from 200 million to 2 billion years old. So I think it's safe to say that someone digging up rock that's merely a million years old wouldn't make the news.
Re:Ice versus.... (Score:2)
Re:Ice is a mineral, probably also a rock (Score:1)
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Re:Ice versus.... (Score:2)
Sorta. Really old rocks are news, but a million years isn't much for rocks. The principle holds, yes, but the time scale is entirely different. We have a few zircons from Australia which are almost 4.3 billion years old [usgs.gov], so the number would have to be three and a half orders of magnitude bigger.
In related news. (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:In related news. (Score:2, Informative)
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Re:In related news. (Score:1)
Don't feel bad. I hear that the sort of dig you suggested will be possible soon [wikipedia.org] with the appropriate advances in materials science [wikipedia.org].
In later news... (Score:2)
Researchers from McMurdo have been dispatched to investigate.
Re:In later news... (Score:2)
MacReady: "I know I'm human. And if you were all these things, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. This thing doesn't want to show itself, it wants to hide inside an imitation. It'll fight if it has to, but it's vulnerable out in the open. If it takes us over, then it has no more enemies, nobody left to kill it. And then it's won."
Reminds me of my fellow posters here on
Seriously (Score:5, Insightful)
Why won't the fanatics give it up? We need to get with the program and learn as much as we can about this planet before we kill ourselves off permanently.
Re:Seriously (Score:2)
Because then people would stop paying attention to them and they'd have to grow up.
Glad to help.
TWW
Re:Seriously (Score:1, Flamebait)
Re:Seriously (Score:1, Offtopic)
A useless assumption that if true, affirms the existence of a deceptive creator. Sorry, deception is incompatible with infinite good and love.
Re:Seriously (Score:1, Flamebait)
Arguing against something which cannot be disproved is just as silly as arguing for it.
Re:Seriously (Score:1)
They can't accept either of these options - 'cause either of them destroys them. They have thrown out every leg to stand on except the bible. If they now admit that their interpretation of the bible is wrong, even on only one chapter, then everything is suspect and they lose all of their power over the congregations.
BTW, b) is meaningless, time dialtion means that the ea
Re:Seriously (Score:2)
Regardless, if Occam's Razor
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Roman Catholics have gotten over their old interpretation of Genisis. They now officially state that the theory of evolution more or less describes the method that god used to create the earth etc. They are in no danger from modern science with respect to evolution because they have a pope, who can and does proclaim officia
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At any rate, the key part of religion for the group you describe is their "personal relationship with God," not, p
Re:Seriously (Score:2)
Anyhoo, who says that the Creator possesses infinite good and love? How do you know that I don't believe in a religion that says the universe was created by Ultimate Evil, but His Evil Plans went wrong and goodness crept into the hearts of men and thus an eternal struggle was born that can never be resolved...
"I am evil HoMER! I am evil Ho-mer! I am evil HoMER!"
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Well, several possibilities (Score:2)
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Uh, because they're fanatics?
Primitive Cryogenics (Score:1)
You know it's a slow news day when..... (Score:5, Funny)
relevance of blocks of ice (Score:2)
Re:You know it's a slow news day when..... (Score:2)
Myself, I'm waiting for the live webcam of it melting.
Re:You know it's a slow news day when..... (Score:1)
Re: X-Files (Score:2)
Fortunately they used the ice to make martinis, and the alcohol killed all the vermin.
Hyperbole (Score:3, Funny)
Goes with the Chinese "Thousand Year Old Eggs"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg [wikipedia.org]
Re:Hyperbole (Score:2)
Re:Let me guess, Troll rating is coming for me.... (Score:2, Insightful)
I don't think anyone needs to make up excuses to deny the existance of gods, I think it's up to the people who do believe in them to come up with reasons to do so. So far, they haven't.
TWW
Re:Let me guess, Troll rating is coming for me.... (Score:1, Troll)
Re:Let me guess, Troll rating is coming for me.... (Score:2)
Huh? (Score:2)
Re:Let me guess, Troll rating is coming for me.... (Score:1)
PS. Beleiving in empirical facts as opposed to faith based dogma does not preclude a belief in the existence of God.
I also put forth Bill Hicks' one word question: "Dinosaurs?".
Bad ass microbes (Score:2)
Re:Let me guess, Troll rating is coming for me.... (Score:2)
a) appeals to hypothetical data aren't very convincing
b) most scientists in the USA believe in God
c) hope you're trolling, 'cause otherwise you're an idiot
d) p.s. - sorry for the flame
e) p.p.s. - the apology is pro forma
In Soviet-Russia... (Score:1)
I can top that (Score:2)
Oddly Enough... (Score:2, Funny)
Turns out after DNA analysis the hair belonged to the great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson of Ted Williams. Go figure.
Re:Oddly Enough... (Score:1)
Wouldn't you find the great....great grand**FATHER** of Ted Williams? Or am I missing some time travel reference here?
Re:Oddly Enough... (Score:2)
Ted Williams is Zaphod Beeblebrox?
Re:Oddly Enough... (Score:2)
Yeah, you'd think it'd be his great^30 grandfather, instead. Wonder if by then his middle name was Zaphod.
Almost as helpful as the Stardust mission (Score:2, Insightful)
Umm, isn't most ice older? (Score:2, Insightful)
He-he.
Re:Umm, isn't most ice older? (Score:2)
Grad Students (Score:1)
And at 1,000,001 years depth (Score:1)