Algorithms Determine Mona Lisa's True Emotions 349
caffeinemessiah writes "The BBC reports that researchers at UIUC and the University of Amsterdam, Holland have used "emotion recognition" software to determine Mona Lisa's true emotions. The algorithm is based on a library of neutral face images of young women and determined that Mona Lisa was 83% happy and 9% disgusted." From the article: "The program, developed with researchers at the University of Illinois, US, draws on a database of young female faces to derive an average 'neutral' expression. The software uses this average expression as the standard for comparisons. The New Scientist says that software capable of recognising emotions just by looking at photographs could lead to PCs that adjust their response depending on the user's mood. "
You know (Score:3, Funny)
She had likely been sitting there for hours having her painting done , likely irritated , in need of the toilet and bored .
Perhaps since the knew study is out , we have discovered that Da Vinci painted naked and was fairly good looking . She was probably thinking "Oh dear lord , he is nude . Oh wait , fairly hot body though
Re:You know (Score:3, Informative)
As for the article... I think these folks just need a hobby.
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Re:You know (Score:5, Informative)
Here [about.com] is an expansion on that...
What is absolutely untrue is the reference in The Da Vinci Code to Leonardo's reputation as a "flamboyant homosexual". He was not known as such. Historical evidence is sketchy about the latter, and the only thing Leonardo was "flamboyant" about was his inability to finish projects he started.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT (Score:3, Funny)
Like that helicopter, for instance.
Re:You know (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:You know (Score:2)
Re:You know (Score:3, Informative)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/leonardo/gallery/mon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mona_Lisa [wikipedia.org]
Re:You know (Score:3, Funny)
Not "bored", man! (Score:2)
http://ellenfeiss.net/temp/movie.php?movie=movies
Thank god, I am not the only pervert here (Score:5, Funny)
She has that expression of a woman looking at a naked man and being faintly aroused but also faintly amused at that "last chicken in the poultry shop" display. If your in a long relationship were your girl still fancies you but feels secure enough she doesn't have to constantly worship as a god to keep your ego up you will learn to regonize that look. Oh well it is better then when they break down in laughter while you are trying to pose seductivly. I guess men just aren't designed to look good naked with their socks on.
Re:You know (Score:3, Interesting)
Back up to her eyes, smile.
Down to her mouth, pissed.
Eyes, smile.
Mouth, pissed.
Bet if you just stare at her boobs she would fold her arms and just glare at you.
And... (Score:5, Funny)
and 8% lost, seemingly.
Re:And... (Score:5, Informative)
Quote from the third paragraph in the article:
It concluded that the subject was 83% happy, 9% disgusted, 6% fearful and 2% angry, New Scientist magazine was told.
Re:And... (Score:3, Insightful)
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Clippy 2008 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Clippy 2008 (Score:2)
Re:Clippy 2008 (Score:2)
Re:Clippy 2008 (Score:2)
Come to think of this, this would be a valuable tecnique for improving user interfaces. Just have it send feedback to the authors whenever it detects the user cursing, making obscene guestures at, hitting, or otherwise abusing the computer! Just think how quickly clippy would get pulled out if every time he popped up on Steve Ballmer's machine, it detected him throwing a chair across the office!
So... (Score:5, Funny)
Why can't we just say (Score:2)
How this probably works ... (Score:5, Informative)
Once you've either collected them yourself or downloaded them, you need to use a process called eigenanalysis which is basically fancy talk for analyzing a large dataset with multiple classes (emotions) using matrix decomposition.
I've actually worked on many projects involving this and the result is an eigenface (or eigenmask) [mit.edu] that allows you to transform the space that the original image is in and classify it using any of a number of algoirthms that use euclidean distance.
I know I left out a lot but there are many papers out there that you can find on citeseer [psu.edu] and white papers floating around out there [ucsb.edu] that provide a lot of reading material on this.
There are also strategies which require tagging certain features as points on the face (like corners of eyes, corners of mouth, center of eye, etc) and then using the relative distances between all these points to determine what classification you would give a new face. The problem with this is that it requires a lot of hand work to prepare the training set.
Hope this helps anyone who wants to learn more about the actual process used to accomplish this recognition.
YES! (Score:5, Funny)
You can bet your purple pants it does!! I can finally put an end this this scenario:
Wife: "no, there's nothing wrong, I'm not mad at you"
muhahahaha.... thats when I take the polariod and get a snapshot
Me: "Yeah right, we'll just see about that!"
Two weeks later the divorce goes through and my ass is on the curb.
Caveats of Eigenanalysis (Score:2)
Look closer at the eigenfaces, what you see are "ghostlike" shapes of all possible prominent features. The darker more defined features are the more prominent ones.
Please don't dismiss this as BS, it's an
I don't buy it (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I don't buy it (Score:2)
Re:I don't buy it (Score:2, Funny)
oh crap... (Score:3, Funny)
Guys, we're becoming extinct here...
Re:oh crap... (Score:3, Funny)
Just goes to show, computers are smarter then men (Score:3)
Mona Lisa a Woman? (Score:3, Funny)
I'm..... (Score:2, Informative)
Next Microsoft Office (Score:2)
Finally!
Computer:"Clippy senses you're getting pissed off at it and want to kill it! It'll go hide in a corner now out of view. So sorry!"
Re:Next Microsoft Office (Score:2)
If I had written this software I would just determine if the subject was male or female from the user name.
Then, if the user is female I'd hard code the mood to "mood for shopping" and if male I'd hard code it to "mood for porn".
There, five minutes of coding and the result is spookily accurate.
Golden Ratio (Score:2)
83% happy and 9% disgusted
To achieve fulfilment, a woman should strive for balance.
Re:Golden Ratio (Score:2, Funny)
To achieve fulfilment, a woman should strive for balance.
So ... on the back of her carriage, Mona Lisa La Giaconda should have had a brass plaque which said
A painting isn't a photograph (Score:5, Interesting)
If it were a photo then yes I'd be more apt to accept an algorythmic interpretation of the image.. but paintings take time and it's doubtful that a person feels the exact same way over the course of days or weeks or even months it took for this painting to be completed.
Re:A painting isn't a photograph (Score:3, Insightful)
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Re:A painting isn't a photograph (Score:2)
Yeah, she's 83% Happy, 9% Disgusted, 6% Fearful, 2% Angry.
We're sure she's not 87% Happy, 2% Disgusted, 6% Fearful, 5% Angry? What kind of degree of certainty do we have with these numbers?
Re:A painting isn't a photograph (Score:2)
Camera Obscura, etc (Score:5, Interesting)
On a related note, this might also explain the resemblance to Leonardo. Let us say that he did, indeed, have a woman sit for just long enough to sketch in the key facial lines. He would then have needed to add in the skin texture and other features that couldn't have been captured by whatever method he used. It would be logical for him to have used his own face to capture such information. The Mona Lisa would then have been a composite of the original model and himself, which means that it would indeed have a resemblance to him.
X-Ray analysis of the original painting reveals sketches and paintings below the Mona Lisa - though there was no sign of anyone having written "This is a fake" in felt-tip pen, much to the chagrin of Doctor Who fans. It would be interesting to know how the different levels relate to each other - were the earlier pictures earlier versions of the same painting? If they are analyzed with the same software, does it produce the same result?
Annoying (Score:2)
You mean, like Clippy, but even more annoying?
translated into "emoticon recognition" (Score:5, Funny)
83% happy
She doesn't have emotions (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:She doesn't have emotions (Score:2)
Re:She doesn't have emotions (Score:2)
Ce n'est pas une peinture. C'est une photo d'une peinture
The Slashdot Method (Score:5, Funny)
Clippy of doom! (Score:2, Funny)
Lovely, now clippy can pop up with "You look like you're frustrated as hell with Microsoft Office. Would you like to buy some Microsoft stock?"
Death to clippy!
How does that work? (Score:2)
The way things are going... (Score:2)
Finally! (Score:2, Informative)
Interesting to see this idea actually working now. I think I first saw this five years ago on IBM's Alphaworks site. Ah yes, here it is.
http://www.research.ibm.com/journal/sj/393/part2/p icard.html [ibm.com]
Warning Signs (Score:5, Funny)
If your computer says "I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you," then you should pull the plug immediately.
200% (Score:2, Funny)
3% (Score:2)
Nice trick these researchers have discovered (Score:5, Insightful)
And the ??? stands for: (Score:5, Funny)
3a. Patent algorithm.
3b. Sue everybody that looks 83% happy or 9% disgusted
Re:Nice trick these researchers have discovered (Score:2)
1) train a bunch of humans to accurately identify facial emotions. (train to some target level of competence)
2) have your human facial emotion identifiers look at a lot of faces, keep track of statistics
3) improve your software until it agrees with #2 on a sufficiently large sample set
4) verify the accuracy of your software by checking for agreement with #2 on a new set of previously untested images
5) have great statistical confidence that your analysis of further im
Re:Nice trick these researchers have discovered (Score:2)
Re:Nice trick these researchers have discovered (Score:2)
1) In the specific context, it provides for an analysis unbiased by human emotion attached to a famous work.
2) In a general context, a computer which can judge facial expressions may be able to interact more accurately or effectively with you without resorting to primitive mouse/keyboard work.
3) In an alternative context, a computer able to analyze facial emotion may be able to improv
pseudoscience (Score:2)
http://www.livescience.com/history/ap_051215_mona_ lisa.html [livescience.com]
This isn't science. Jim Wayman, a biometrics researcher, says "It's hocus pocus, not serious science, but it's good for a laugh, and it doesn't hurt anybody." He's right, though this is right up there with those studies that find an equation for the perfect ice cream cone, or whatever. The annoying thing is, people take this shit seriously.
Furthermore, from the link, "it couldn't detect the hint of
Longshot question (Score:3, Interesting)
More importantly, are we sure da Vinci had regular access to girl's faces? I mean, it was probably mostly guesswork on his part.
Re:Longshot question (Score:2)
Re:Facial expressions are nature, not nurture (Score:3, Informative)
A programming problem (Score:5, Funny)
1) You're writing some code. You call the User Emotional Analysis API, and it reports back that your user is currently "83% happy and 9% disgusted". How should your software "adjust its response" in reaction to this information?
2) What happy/disgusted ratio leads to maximum productivity?
3) What are the odds that the Mona Lisa is a portrait of a Perl programmer?
What this means she was thinking (Score:2, Redundant)
HAL (Score:2)
Hal: Good Morning, Dave.
Just what we all need a computer that can sense we are getting pissed off and attempt to kill us before we kill it, our advantage is over.
Actual results (Score:2)
9% disgusted
8% confused as to why anyone would take a COMPUTER'S word about EMOTIONS
So what does that mean? (Score:2, Insightful)
A note about the Mona Lisa (Score:4, Interesting)
It was never even finished.
The subject, ASSUMING THERE WAS ONE, sat for one or several sessions and then Leonardo continued to work on the painting off and on for the rest of his life.
There is speculation as to who the subject was, but perhaps there was none, and some think it's actually a self portrait in drag (perhaps the cause of the mostly amused but 9% disgusted?)
The da Vinci Commode (Score:3, Funny)
Man... (Score:2)
Now I'm 100% bored...
Oh, goody. (Score:2)
Er, what she was thinking.
Next up: Minority Rapport (Score:2)
"How did that scoop-neck camisole work out for you, Mr. Takemura?... Mr. Takemura?? I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME DAMMIT!"
or the shrieking vegetables courtesy The Onion: "I HAVE 37% MORE VITAMIN D THAN THAT CUCUMBER! STOP LOOKING AT HER!"
If there is any hope for human sanity in 20 years, all linguists must stop working on computers IMMEDIATELY.
Facial changes over time (Score:2)
90% Lisa, 10% Mona (Score:5, Interesting)
The results indicate that 9/10ths of the women in these photos are named Lisa. I built
a photo mosaic from the results, which can be seen here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/krazydad/4921613/in/
Algorithms Determin This Article's True Value (Score:4, Funny)
Mona Lisa is actually a self-portrait (Score:3, Interesting)
83% happy and 9% disgusted (Score:3, Funny)
My new mood-adjusting PC... (Score:4, Funny)
You're bored...
You're horny...
You're horny...
You're disgusted!
You're horny...
You need a cigarette...
You're bored...
Nurture (Score:2)
Real-world application (Score:2)
to buy a handheld model that can tell me why my wife is mad at me.
Pfft! (Score:3, Funny)
I got:
44% "Happy"
12% "Baffled"
21% "Knowing lesbian smirk"
19% "Get your hand off my knee, Leo"
55% "Planning to start new religion"
8% "file not found"
I also analyzed the brush strokes and built a picture of DaVinci:
54% "Depressed"
61% "Inventive"
10% "Horny"
30% "That's not my hand, Mona"
71% "Must encode holy grail into here somehwere"
11% "She'd make a good tank"
Re:Thank you (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Thank you (Score:3, Interesting)
Art needs two (Score:5, Insightful)
Art needs two, one to start, and one to reply.
It's meaningless (to society) unless somebody else looks at it, thinks about it, talks about it. The more, the better.
Re:Art needs two (Score:5, Insightful)
They're not trying to take the mystery out of it, they're trying to understand it in yet another way.
That's the truth, I think. Everyone sees Art in the way they choose. I think people often get upset when a new and scientific approach is taken to interpreting a piece of art however, because they often feel the scientist is implying their interpretation is somehow more valid than anothers. And to be fair, there is some truth to that.
But the painting remains the painting, before and after.
Re:Thank you (Score:3, Insightful)
That's assuming the study is logically sound. I didn't see them take into account how the Renessaince culture (with its repressive religious cooncerns and high-society rearings) might affect how emotions were facially expressed.
Re:Thank you (Score:3, Insightful)
Anothe
Re:Thank you (Score:2)
I believe being bored isn't as much of an emotion, as it is expressing certain emotions under some circumstance.
In OOP terms, state of being inheirits emotion.
Re:Thank you (Score:2)
Think about it, if you were going to analyze someone random person's expression in a random pose, would it hit home as well as a painting that everyone knows.
As is, I can read the article in lynx and understand everything. Hell, reading the results and knowing the subject is enough.
As they said:
"Possibly the most famous portrait of all time,
Re:Thank you (Score:2)
Re:Sapien Logistics Dept. (Score:2)
Well, as far as the works of Shakespeare go, we have been able to confirm that we have more than enough monkeys to get the job done.
So what (Score:4, Interesting)
As Einstein said, "Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted, counts."
Re:Waste of time... (Score:4, Funny)
Eww. I always just discard that stuff, what do you do with it that makes it so useful?
Oh captain my captain? (Score:2)
You know, if you plot a line at the realism value of the painting on one axis, and the emotional value of the desired effect on the other axis, you can determine the true value of a portrait by calculating the area of the rectangle you've just outline (with the origin as the opposing corner).
Re:Pointless (Score:2)
I think it's the exact opposite. They are all relevant because it's a work of art.
The conjecture, the interpretation, that's all part of appreciating art.