Zero-Gravity Sports League In Development 205
Jonathan writes "A company that provides weightless flights to paying space tourists is developing a league around a sport that is designed for a zero-G environment." From the article: "The sport is called 'Paraball'...originally short for Parabolic Football," Persaud told SPACE.com. "The game really isn't like football anymore as the rules have developed, but the name has stuck," he added. [..] "The International Parabolic Sports League (IPSL) I plan to start with seven U.S. based teams, plus one Toronto-based team. Initially all League games would be played from the Las Vegas, Nevada airport, but we'll have 'home' games when the Zero-Gravity Corporation are able to bring their aircraft to that many cities over the time span of the league's season."
Vomit comet meets competitive TV sports (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Vomit comet meets competitive TV sports (Score:2, Insightful)
Commercial air planes are incredibly safe. It requires a major fuckup to cause a crash, even when doing odd things (like freefall.)
Re:Vomit comet meets competitive TV sports (Score:2)
I once met one of the early German Rocket Scientists and he was a proud member of the group that rode the "vomit comet." They had a cute name for their club which at this moment I don't remember. It was something about violating the law of gravity and funny. Maybe somebody here will remind me of the cute name they had.
Re:Vomit comet meets competitive TV sports (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Vomit comet meets competitive TV sports (Score:2)
spacefight = Tom Clancy (Score:2, Funny)
Safety vs Entertainment? (Score:5, Funny)
(maniacal laughter)
Re:Vomit comet meets competitive TV sports (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Vomit comet meets competitive TV sports (Score:3, Funny)
Well, I suppose that actually depends upon the Fantasy Paraball rankings ;)
Some pictures and video of ZeroG parabolic flight (Score:3, Informative)
Here's a link to some of the photos taken on board with some of our tourists: zero-g.smugmug.com [smugmug.com]
Here's a link to a recent local news video covering our very first flights from KSC: www.wesh.com/spacenews/5267185/detail.html [wesh.com]
And, for those of you who watched American TV last night, you would have seen us on NBC's Three Wishes [nbc.com] and if you're really a couch potato, you've seen us on The Apprentice, The Biggest Loser, and The Rebel Millionare
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Re:Some pictures and video of ZeroG parabolic flig (Score:2)
Just as a quick FYI, when I tried to go to the main page in Firefox/Linux, I just got a blank screen, presumably because of Flash/Shockwave. You folks might want to add a normal link at the bottom of the splash screen to a page like this [nogravity.com].
Re:Vomit comet meets competitive TV sports (Score:2, Insightful)
So how do you play? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:So how do you play? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:So how do you play? (Score:2)
Re:So how do you play? (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:So how do you play? (Score:3, Funny)
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Important thing to remember: (Score:2, Insightful)
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Practical Though? (Score:5, Interesting)
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Why invent a new sport? (Score:5, Interesting)
I can even think of a few ways for the freezing guns.
Re:Why invent a new sport? (Score:2)
Can it be performed in 30ish seconds? (Score:4, Informative)
-everphilski-
Re:Can it be performed in 30ish seconds? (Score:2)
But I wouldn't know, being European myself, I am more into the kind of football where two teams run around the field for two hours without scoring a single point.
Too bad (Score:3, Insightful)
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Cue the Red Dwarf comments (Score:2)
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Re:Cue the Red Dwarf comments (Score:2)
http://www.themareks.com/xf/gunmen.html [themareks.com]
pastime for the idle rich (Score:5, Funny)
Anyone want to partner with me to develop league of swimming hamsters [slashdot.org] or weight-lifting mice [slashdot.org]? Those are sports we can all enjoy (watching, anyway). They could be the WWF of the 21st century.
But wait, let me patent that, first.
Re:pastime for the idle rich (Score:2)
But that's just me.
And since I own this comment, I'm not too worries about any implausible prior art lawsuit that could arise.
large blobs in space (Score:5, Funny)
In other news, many games eventually end up turning in to an impromptu old school favorite - 'dodgevomit.'
Wait a smegging minute... (Score:2, Funny)
Short games... (Score:5, Insightful)
Otherwise I see some really short games with some really motion-sick players.
Waitaminute ... this sounds familiar ... (Score:5, Funny)
Calvinball!!!
Re:Waitaminute ... this sounds familiar ... (Score:3, Interesting)
Zero-G Athletes? (Score:2)
Assuming zero-G contact sports appear, mass and inertia would suddenly make a huge difference to play, as would the ability to have three dimensional game areas. I'm surprised that space sports haven't really made it into mainstream sci-fi - short of Kirk prancing around arenas and the like. I
The losing team... (Score:3, Interesting)
zero or negative? (Score:2)
Re:zero or negative? (Score:3, Informative)
With an ideal point mass and any second object with any tangential speed as the initial situation will never crash into that point mass, only orbit it. If you are far enough from the point, y
Re:zero or negative? (Score:2, Informative)
Basically, what happens is that you get sent upwards toward the ceiling. In fact, a slight negative at the start of a zero gravity parabola lifts people off the floor mats in pleasent way.
Trust me, I've done it ;)
Frame of reference (Score:2)
Re:Frame of reference (Score:2)
Yes, but I think the confusion comes from mesuring (de)acceleration in terms of "G".
"Frame of reference notwithstanding, "negative-g" is a real term to accurately describe a real phenomenon."
Yes except for the accurate part, for it to be accurate (pedantic) you must assume the ground is under the plane, that is why I called it simplistic, you can't ignore the frame of reference. Pilots have been know to crash and sailors have drowned b
Xenon + Oxygen = Swim in Breathable Gas! (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Xenon + Oxygen = Swim in Breathable Gas! (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Xenon + Oxygen = Swim in Breathable Gas! (Score:2)
Re:Xenon + Oxygen = Swim in Breathable Gas! (Score:3, Informative)
Wait, it doesn't seem like that would work at all. It doesn't look like Xenon has a
Re:Xenon + Oxygen = Swim in Breathable Gas! (Score:3, Interesting)
What would be cool would be a huge tank full of Perfluorocarbon [wikipedia.org] which is the fluid used in Liquid Breathing systems [wikipedia.org]
Name of the 'sport' (Score:5, Funny)
Ahh, much like American 'football' then?
IPX Entertainment (Score:2, Informative)
http://www.ipxentertainment.com/ [ipxentertainment.com]
There's also a short survey there that may be a little simplistic: http://www.ipxentertainment.com/6.html [ipxentertainment.com]
Looks like this will be coming to us on bittorrent at spacechannel.tv
How long do they have weightlessness? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:How long do they have weightlessness? (Score:2)
So, what you're saying is they should scrap the idea of 0-G football and instead do 0-G basketball. 20-35 seconds between timeouts sounds about right for that.
They have to wait (Score:2, Funny)
Another Elitist Sport. Why? (Score:3, Insightful)
Maybe zero gravity development leagues will be part of the 2006 fiscal budget for inner city youth to participate.
Re:Another Elitist Sport. Why? (Score:3, Interesting)
Kids get scouted in high school and get scholarships to colleges for football, hockey, baseball, and other sports. It doesnt matter how rich they are or what school they go to, if theyre good then a scout will come check them out.
Hell, the NBA is full of kids who drop out of high school to play profesionally.
Maybe another elitist sport is a good thing. If kids cant afford to play it, then perhaps they'll stay in school and go to college.
Why not? (Score:3, Insightful)
BTW, seems to me that squash [wikipedia.org] would be a more sensible zero-g game than football. It's fast, simple, ballistic, and it only needs two participants.
I'm all for equal access for the disabled... (Score:2, Funny)
Oh, you said "parabolic" -- I thought... oh, nevermind.
Slam Ball (Score:2)
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Pararena (Score:2, Interesting)
I wasted quite a few days playing that game...
More on Zero-G; John Carmack's thoughts (Score:4, Informative)
John Carmack, of id Software fame, flew with Zero-G last year and wrote down some of his thoughts [armadilloaerospace.com]. He was pretty pleased with it, and got some ideas for his spaceflight company. He also recorded a video [armadilloaerospace.com] of messing around in zero-gravity. Here's an excerpt from his write-up:
The time went by so quickly that you completely forgot half the things you planned on trying. A couple of us were doing low gravity judo throws, and I took a shot at the worlds first flying armbar in zero gravity (didn't work out too well). Most of us that were doing fairly aggressive bouncing around landed on our heads at least once, so I have some concern that they will eventually have someone test the liability waiver. The bottom line is that I highly recommend the experience, and I am almost certainly going to do it again at some point.
Umm... How long are the games? (Score:2)
Which can't be done for a very long duration at a time, right?
What got me wondering first when reading this was how they can all get a game going during that short time, let alone start building an entire league around it! But then again, sumo wrestling matches are usually over within seconds, so maybe I shouldn't open my mouth here.
Still cheaper than golf... (Score:2)
But, the stupid venture capitalists said it was too expensive.. And then I have to see this?! WTF.. My game was WAYY cheaper than this proposal.
missing the biggest business opportunity (Score:2)
Don't forget the space corps. directives (Score:2)
Re:Another exclusive club forming: (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Another exclusive club forming: (Score:5, Funny)
Some of us are developing "handles" to alleviate that problem.
Cycle polo (Score:2)
Looks like polo and fox hunting is being replaced as the choice sport of the world's rich
The conception that polo is only for the rich is horse hockey [wikipedia.org]. It hasn't been true for years, as if you and your teammates have bikes, you can play polo [wikipedia.org]. Segway polo, on the other hand...
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Re:Meanwhile, still no cure for cancer. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Meanwhile, still no cure for cancer. (Score:2)
It's funny on fark, but
One of the comments [slashdot.org] is from a guy (motorbikematt) who's a flight coach for ZeroG jaunts.
It'd be pretty goddamn rude if the GP went up to him and said "what you do is a joke. Why don't you try to find a cure for cancer."
I dont think so (Score:2)
This Zero-G Sports League is awesome because if there is o
"Vomit Comet" could never be used for such things (Score:2)
Protein and crystal growth requires days and weeks of microgravity. And don't say ISS... the vibrations of humans aboard are significant enough to disturb it. You need a freefloating platform with no humans or vibrating experiments onboard. Or at least an ex
Re:Who Cares. (Score:5, Insightful)
ALL sports are just media whore stunts. None of that shit matters at all. Really! It's sad that so much effort and money is wasted in this pointless enterprise.
Re:Who Cares. (Score:2)
Sure beats fighting wars. With the money spent on the Iraq war so far ($225B) we could cover the entire state of Wyoming with a grid of football stadiums spaced 20 miles apart. If people find sports entertaining and it increases their quality of life to watch them, I don't have a problem with it. That is, as long as they leave me alone when I decide to watch LotR or read Slashdot or whatever else THEY think is pointless.
Re:Who Cares. (Score:5, Insightful)
I don't think the parent has a problem with sports themselves, just how much money and effort are poured into them. All over the country you have cities passing bond measures and tax increases to renovate stadiums that in some cases haven't even made back their original construction costs. It's become a neverending cycle of the cities working to outdo each other on the fanciest complex. Then, if a city has more than one professional team, they have to build new complexes for the other sports, too. Meanwhile these same cities have crime issues, homelessness, crumbling sewer infastructure.
I'm all for an enjoyable sports experience, but sometimes it's just more money than necessary for something that's really unnecessary.
Re:Who Cares. (Score:2)
Re:Who Cares. (Score:2)
I don't see a sport taking off where it can't be played by the kids at home. All the popular sports have become popular from the bottom-up. The less accesible the sport is to an average person, the less popular it seems to watch.
This applies even to mainstream sports - Soccer is #1 in the world. You just need a cheap ball to play and some predefine goals which could be two rocks on the ground. In contrast, relatively mainstream sports like Hockey are still the least popular of the mainstream spor
Re:Who Cares. (Score:2)
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Re:Who Cares. (Score:2)
Lots of people play football, even in America, but not many watch it.
Re: nerd mode (Score:2)
Re:Parabolic? (Score:2)
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Re:3d-space sports RULE (Score:2)
Not that it's the first one [wikipedia.org] though.
Re:3d-space sports RULE (Score:2)
Wasn't that the XFL's tagline?
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Re:So where do the spectators go? (Score:2)