New 'Mighty Mouse' Formula Found 200
mystyc writes to tell us that scientists at Johns Hopkins have improved upon their original "mighty mice" discovery. Teamed with the biotech firm MetaMorphix and pharmaceutical company Wyeth, they have found a new agent that interacts with the muscle-limiting protein myostatin that was able to trigger a 60% increase in muscle size after just two weekly injections.
Gotta love the scroll wheel. (Score:5, Funny)
Gotta hate that crappy mouse. (Score:2, Interesting)
One of the worse mice I've EVER used... second only to the Apple hockey puck.
Re:Gotta love the scroll wheel. (Score:2, Funny)
I dunno ... (Score:3, Insightful)
No miracle pill here (Score:5, Informative)
Of course you run this same risk if you leap right into weight lifting with low-rep, heavy-weight work without spending the time to strengthen these joints with high-rep, low-weight work first.
On the other hand, since this almost certainly does nothing for neuromuscular response, you'll also end up with a lot of large but mostly useless muscle mass that's untappable for you.
In other words, don't expect this to substitute for working out for anyone who's not trying to stave off the decay of their existing muscles.
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No Problemo? (Score:2)
Removing myostatin from the body may cause more profund effects like having an enlarged heart; I dont know if any of you recall this, but there was an article on a 'super baby', a child that has no mystatin production (both his parents were freakishly strong as well). He's about 4x as strong as children his size, but doctors wa
Re:No Problemo? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:No miracle pill here (Score:3, Insightful)
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Re:No miracle pill here (Score:2)
Considering that an alarming amount of men in skimpy spandex outfits with 'world gym' printed on them exercise solely to get bigger, I don't think that this will be a problem.
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Re:I beg to differ (Score:2)
That...is a scary concept.
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Re:I dunno ... (Score:3, Funny)
Mighty Mouse Theme (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Mighty Mouse Theme (Score:5, Funny)
I am writing in regards to your inquiry about compensation for your recent affliction of horrible cancers. I am afraid we must reject any request for compensation. If you will refer back to the release you signed before submitting to our experiments, you will find that you stated that you understood all the risks and possible side effects of the injection and would not hold Johns Hopkins responsible for any adverse effects. In summary, I am sorry about your sickness; and I hope you can see that while this injection will eventually bring about your untimely death, you were able to dispense some mouse justice prior to your illness.
Sincerely yours,
G. Figley Whitesides
Attorney at Law
Investigation... (Score:4, Funny)
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And what about Speedy, he should be able to take advantage of this drug too right?
MLB (Score:2, Funny)
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Jose (Score:2)
Re:MLB (Score:3, Funny)
I wonder if the governor of California reads slashdot.
And then there's all the spam - "Proven formula. mix this new M1GHT7 M0U53 formula with V14GR4 and really amaze her! 60% larger."
Re:MLB (Score:3, Funny)
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new market? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:new market? (Score:2, Funny)
Athletes... nature's willing guinea pigs. (Score:5, Insightful)
Decade? I give it months.
Re:Athletes... nature's willing guinea pigs. (Score:2, Insightful)
nah, id give it... how long did the article say the forumla takes? 2 weeks?
just take a picture of baseball players now, and compare it in 2 weeks. im sure a 66% increase in muscles would be quite noticable.
Re:Athletes... nature's willing guinea pigs. (Score:2)
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Re:new market? (Score:2, Funny)
Johns Hopkins Wrestling Team wins national championships.
What happened to the heart? (Score:5, Interesting)
What are the effects on the heart?
Re:What happened to the heart? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What happened to the heart? (Score:3, Informative)
Wrong (Score:5, Informative)
I'm still waiting on the published research...
Re:What happened to the heart? (Score:2)
This I remember from 7th grade biology: Digestive tract is smooth; Skeletal musculature is striated; Cardiac muscle is its own kind.
Re:What happened to the heart? (Score:2)
Geez, if you're going to mention outside info, cite the outside sources.
Re:What happened to the heart? (Score:2)
The published work is here [pnas.org], which explains that the gene affected is myostatin.
Myostatin, aka GDF-8, [thinkmuscle.com] is only expressed in skeletal muscle and not cardiac or smooth muscle: "There are several TGFb s subtypes which are based on their related structure. One such member is called growth and differentiation factors (GDF) and specifically regulates growth and differentiation. GDF-8, also called myostatin, is the skeletal muscle protein associated with the double muscling in mice and cattle."
Re:What happened to the heart? (Score:2)
So it's likely that the injected agent isn't just affecting the myostatin stuff.
Re:What happened to the heart? (Score:2)
I didn't read the scientific article fully, but it's probably why it's only in PNAS and not Nature or Science.
Re:What happened to the heart? (Score:2)
"Enlarged" heart - depends... (Score:3, Informative)
Many athletes have "enlarged" hearts - simply because the heart is working harder for the right reasons. For years world class athletes were being denied decent health insurance rates, because a chest x-ray would show a larger than normal heart, and MDs knew of only one reason for it - the bad one. It was in large par
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Give some to the depressed hamsters? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Give some to the depressed hamsters? (Score:2, Funny)
--Neth
Keeping Score (Score:5, Funny)
I, for one, am investing in explosive mousetraps.
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We're doomed!
The End of Roadkill (Score:3, Funny)
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Yeah.. nothing feels better after getting the crap kicked out of you. Oh wait, you meant the SUV...
Re:Keeping Score (Score:4, Funny)
Won't work! (Score:2)
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Abstract / free full paper link (Score:5, Informative)
Full journal article (PDF) [pnas.org]
Re:Abstract / free full paper link (Score:2)
normal people (Score:5, Interesting)
Steroids have long been banned in sports because they can have catastrauphic side-effects, and pro atheletes are often seen as role models. however, if a product came out that could dramatically strengthen humans, without nasty side-effects, for what reason shouldn't the average person be able to go out and in two weeks have significantly larger muscles? should it be regulated? and if so, why?
there are ethical implications here... the haves vs. the have-nots... those who can afford to increase their muscle mass using the products would perhaps become a superior segment of the human race. imagine a scenario where western countries and their super-citizens gain a distinct physical advantage over the less wealthy countries.
yet think of the productivity gains that would be possible in manufacturing, construction, or other physically intensive occupations. strengthening your workers could bring huge advantages.
it's a very interesting issue, i'm sure one that we'll see popping up again in the future.
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You mean they can't legally get it without a prescription. I assure you that many of them still get it, prescription or not.
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Re:normal people (Score:2)
The first rule of thumb is to check your own facts before you write such a statement.
Steroids are NOT illegal. Banned in certain sports and may not be legally available over the counter. But in the US they are LEGAL to presribe.
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Re:normal people (Score:2)
We don't even need to wait that long for the super muscle enhancer to come. Heightism is in fact a closely related present day problem, esp. for a community which is rapidly deve
Re:normal people (Score:2)
We didn't need Superman to build the Empire State Building. That's what we have machines for. These days, muscles are mainly used for beating up wives and drinking buddies. Read a few books and exercise your brain tissue, if you want to get anywhere in life.
Re:normal people (Score:2)
Re:normal people (Score:2)
Steroids have long been banned in sports because they can have catastrauphic side-effects, and pro atheletes are often seen as role models. however, if a product came out that could dramatically strengthen humans, without nasty side-effects, for what reason shouldn't the average person be able to go out and in two weeks have s
Re:normal people (Score:2)
THANK YOU, I'm glad someone made this point before I came through. For, well, centuries now, one of the major 'advantages' western culture (and some eastern cultures!) have had over their less-fortunate third world neighbors has been adequate nutrition. Although I don't have any handy facts, I'll postulate that most cases of third world tech withstan
Re:normal people (Score:2)
-Insert joke about governor of california here-
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Or, as Arthur Dent said best, "This must be some new definition of 'safe' that I am unfamiliar with"
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Not everyone has equal opportunity to get "big". If you're naturally small, you have virtually no chance of getting "big" naturally. You can only improve to a naturally limited ceiling. It's been shown that genetics have the largest role in your body type. Extreme ectomorph's cannot train to have big muscles, period. Thi
3rd Leg (Score:2, Funny)
Forget mice, give me cows (Score:2)
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Myostatin is what limits muscle growth, so if having smaller muscles avoids the birth problem you'd want to inject myostatin, not a blocker.
Re:Forget mice, give me cows (Score:2)
Re:Forget mice, give me cows (Score:2)
Re:Forget mice, give me cows (Score:2)
Re:Forget mice, give me cows (Score:2)
<rant>
Nowadays too many countries and people are treating food as fuel.
As long as it meets a certain official grade, it's food. Even if it involves dubious stuff like feeding chicken shit and feathers to cows. This apparently was stopped recently in the US because of BSE scares - turns out many chickens get fed bits of cows, so
I know it's funny... (Score:3, Interesting)
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn6065 [newscientist.com]
Seeing that the source for the main article is currently ./'d, you should have time to have a gander :-)
Don't let . . . (Score:2)
Oh, wait, too late. He's shooting up even as we speak.
101 homers next year.
Sigh
Superficial vs practical (Score:2, Informative)
Note For Humans (Score:2, Interesting)
You may recall the german superbaby who was born with two defective copies of the inhibiting gene - he has twice the muscle mass and
Don't forget to put an asterisk * (Score:2)
The end of brawn above brains? (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, the dilution of kudos! How the mighty are fallen...
Re:ahem, all the good girls, really. (Score:2)
missing the obvious (Score:2)
Cows. Chicken (maybe). Buffalo. Not mouse.
Tasty critters, now with 60% more meat! Yeah!
Effects Not Fully Known (Score:2)
Sounds like steroids (Score:2)
A better moose trap (Score:3, Funny)
Seriously (Score:3, Interesting)
What is it with mice and slashdot?? (Score:2)
Re:I, for one... (Score:2, Interesting)
It is a very good case to study effects of no myostatin on humans.