Depressed Hamsters Help Researchers 172
Ant wrote to mention an ABC News article indicating that hampsters feel the same effects during the winter months as humans do. Known as Seasonal Affective Disorder (S.A.D.), winter-related depression affects up to 20 percent of Americans. From the article: "For example, if the animals spend more time hovering near the walls of their containers, rather than at the center, it's believed they feel more anxious. If they decline to slurp up tempting offers of sugar water, scientists take it as a sign of depression. Another test involves placing the animals in water and seeing if they swim or simply give up and float. Hamsters don't sink apparently, but float in water. 'The sooner they give up in the water, the more depressed they are,' Pyter said. 'If you give them an antidepressant they don't give up as quickly.'"
HAMSTER. It's HAMSTER. (Score:5, Informative)
Re:HAMSTER. It's HAMSTER. (Score:3, Funny)
Why do you think the P is in there?
And I learned in school that "learnt" isn't a word.
Re:HAMSTER. It's HAMSTER. (Score:2)
Re:HAMSTER. It's HAMSTER. (Score:1)
It sounds like I could of, vs could have. Lazy speech leads to the improper use of "could of" since "have" sounds a bit like "of" when said without emphasis.
We must both have SAD, we're debating spelling on Slashdot.
Re:HAMSTER. It's HAMSTER. (Score:2)
Your Webster's dictionary is most likely very up-to-date; Webster was an American, and one of their most prominent spelling reform advocates. learned is the American spelling, learnt is used by the rest of the world. Same goes for spelled vs. spelt, and others.
Pick up the Oxford Canadian dictionary -- it generally contains the proper Canadian form, as well as popular alternatives from American or British spelling as the case may be. It also contains the correct
Re:HAMSTER. It's HAMSTER. (Score:2)
Re:HAMSTER. It's HAMSTER. (Score:2)
Of course, but no Canadian would be caught dead on a sled. A toboggan is the ultimate implement of slope sliding. Uncontrollable, and literally explodes into a hail of splinters when landing on top of logs or smashing into trees.
Speaking of which, if I'm ever cremated it's going to be by roping my corpse to a toboggan, throwing it down a steep slope, and bailing into a bonfire a the bottom.
Interesting (Score:2, Funny)
The depression diet plan? Someone could make a fortune out of the book rights.
Amazing stuff (Score:5, Funny)
Hamsters don't sink apparently, but float in water.
These are some exciting results!
You learn something new every day. With results like these, how far away can self-replicating autonomous nanobots be?
Re:Amazing stuff (Score:3, Funny)
My bet is they actually checked out the principle.
On a slightly similar subject (ahem!) my kids have a hamster, we decided to call him "flump".
Lots of people ask us why, we don't usually say but "apparantly" thats the noise a hamster makes after you free them from a toilet roll tube with air pressure.
Re:Amazing stuff (Score:2)
Flying cars are on the way !
They've already succeeded (Score:2)
Tips according to the article... (Score:5, Funny)
Exercise? Eat well? Get away? This article has no purpose to insult us geeks. But I did leave the best for last:
Re:Tips according to the article... (Score:2, Funny)
Light therapy Some studies have shown that flicking on extra bright fluorescent light boxes at dawn or as soon as you wake can help diminish the effects of seasonal affective disorder.
Now that is a nice technical solution. Especially with the "as soon as you wake" part, which can be 3pm after a hard night's gaming.
And Go Away is advice that girls have been giving geeks since, well, as long as there have been geeks.
Re:Tips according to the article... (Score:5, Insightful)
Now, it's too easy to spend your entire day without moving more than 100 feet (under your own power), to drink stimulants and sugar rich liquids, and to eat foods that aren't even digestible to some bacteria.
The medical profession can only offer that as advice anymore, as medicine can only take us humans so much further. Today they've got a pill for just about anything you could imagine, but it still doesn't replace the simple nessecities we as machines need to operate. We just haven't reached the point where we can compress water, fresh air and sunshine into a pill, and hopefully we never will.
So while it might be insulting, maybe you should take it as a wakeup call that your lifestyle is entirely unmaintainable. Maybe you should take their advice and shake the winter blues, and a few pounds that we could all stand to lose anyways. I don't need a hamster to tell me twice, and hopefully neither should a scientist.
Re:Tips according to the article... (Score:1)
You know, it sounds like you're right, but it seems anymore that the whole medical profession's advice is simply "Diet, exercize, get some sun but not too much, drink plenty of water". It sounds redundant every time you hear it, and some of us get pissed that there's not simply a pill we can take to fix us, but the truth is simply we weren't built to live the way we are today. We were hunter gatherers, we were used to being outside all the time, we were used to plenty of clean water, we were used to gettin
Re:Tips according to the article... (Score:2)
The truth is, we weren't "built" to live beyond the age needed to produce successful offspring. It is just wrong to assume that all the diseases adults get, including depression, could be cured by operating our bodies the way they were "designed." After our early twenties, our bodies are running in "garbage in, garbage out" mode because we weren't "designed" to live past those ages.
Re:Tips according to the article... (Score:2)
True. That's why instead of assuming it, scientists are performing experiments.
Re:Tips according to the article... (Score:2)
The longer we stick around, the more knowledge and generativity we can give back to humanity helps every one else stick around. That is, every other cave manfigures out that the old cave man must have lived longer because he's the only one to cook his food and not leave it sit in the sun when he stores it. The more social an animal is, the longer it seems to live, because experience wins. The old ones help the young ones.
Re:Tips according to the article... (Score:1)
Exercise Rosenthal suggests that going for a walk or jog, or doing some other form of exercise can also help beat the blues. Exercising is even more effective against SAD if done outside during bright daytime hours.
Hamster wheels are now being installed in mental hospitals throughout the country.
Re:Tips according to the article... (Score:2)
The last time I tried it my pasty white geek skin got burned to a crisp. Of course I was in so much pain I forgot I was depressed so it kind of worked.
those things are lovely! (Score:1, Interesting)
http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=roborovskii&i
Re:those things are lovely! (Score:3, Funny)
You, ah
Side benefit (Score:2)
Ideally I would need one to mature every week or so, for my python...
Re:those things are lovely! (Score:2)
In Soviet Russia, hamsters eat YOU!
The ultimate black box. (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:The ultimate black box. (Score:3, Funny)
Well, that's obvious - if the hamster's feet aren't touching the floor it will drift helplessly around its cage, bouncing off the walls and ceiling, propelled by any random passing breeze. That would make any sentient being anxious...
Re:The ultimate black box. (Score:4, Funny)
In other news, hamsters can only tolerate 12 hours of constant fluorescent light before being driven insane by it. One hamster, who had been exposed to 16 hours per day for 60 days, was quoted as saying "I knew once I stopped struggling in that water, they'd put me in the box, man! And you don't ever want to go back to that box!"
Unidentified sources within the 16-hour per day hamster camp have stated that it's gotten so bad, even the reflection of the light from the plexiglass walls is antagonizing. It's driven the hamsters from their normal comfort zone into the wide-open middle of the box, where predators, if they existed, would be able to attack and where the only hope of escape is to run faster than the hamster next to you; as such, the hamsters have been gorging on sugar-water for quick-burning fuel.
Hampster (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hampster (Score:2)
Re:Hampster (Score:1, Funny)
Obviously, Hampster is the RIAA's answer to Napster.
from Hamper:
Etymology: Middle English
1 a : to restrict the movement of by bonds or obstacles : IMPEDE b : to interfere with the operation of : DISRUPT
2 a : CURB, RESTRAIN b : to interfere with : ENCUMBER
Dirty Hampster (Score:1, Funny)
You throw a dirty hamster into one of those.
Re:Hampster (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hampster (Score:1)
But seriously, lighten up. I only caught the typo once in the blurb, and one typo is a LOT better than the normal convoluted grammar and unparsable sentences we normally get from the editors, but I agree it'd be nice if they did some simple proofreading and at least a spellcheck before it
Re:Hampster (Score:3, Funny)
Actually, it's not a typo. A typo (short for typographical error) is an error caused by hitting the wrong keys while using the keyboard. "Hampster" is a spelling error. The difference is that the former is not a sign of ignorance.
Re:Hampster (Score:2)
Re:Hampster (Score:5, Funny)
It's a p2p network for exchanging hams. Smoked, honey-roasted, bone-in/out, the selection is incredible. Sometimes it takes a long time to download, and the quality can be variable, but hey it's free.
Re:Hampster (Score:1)
WTF is a hampster?
Is a nickname for students of Hampshire College in Amherst, MA. I don't know why the researchers have caged them, but that and the exams could be a better explanation for their sadness than the season.
Assumptions (Score:2, Insightful)
For instance, one of the symptoms of depression is sleeping too much. Based on that, we can conclude that bears suffer from extreme depression during the winter. After all, they do nothing but sleep.
Re:Assumptions (Score:2)
-CGP [colingregorypalmer.net]
What about therapy (Score:2, Funny)
Actually that's wrong... (Score:5, Funny)
That's not the test to see if a hamster is depressed, it's the test to see if the hamster is a witch.
Re:Actually that's wrong... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Actually that's wrong... (Score:1)
Re:Actually that's wrong... (Score:1)
One more "study" sponsored by pharma? (Score:1, Insightful)
And then suggest that these results could apply to people? Brave New World, anyone?
Drugs. will. not. fix. you.
Get out of your cage, get into the open, make better relationships, find a job that respects you, stop moving home every couple of years, start talking to your family not shouting at them, eat
Re:One more "study" sponsored by pharma? (Score:4, Funny)
Yeah really. I mean their hamsters, right? Completely different biology involved. Now I have to get back to my windowless cubicle and finish that soda that's getting warm on my desk. Good thing there's nobody around on the weekends. I feel so alone...
Re:One more "study" sponsored by pharma? (Score:2)
Damn straight, just alcohol, tobacco, weed for me (Score:2)
But yeah the study does kind of suck. Could it be possible the hamster is depressed about constantly being dropped in a bucket? Would depress me.
Re:One more "study" sponsored by pharma? (Score:2)
Quote from the article... (Score:2)
It it about developing "more effective drugs". These studies are sponsored by drugs companies.
Re:One more "study" sponsored by pharma? (Score:1)
And stop reading your posts. That was one of the most depressing paragraphs ever written.
Re:One more "study" sponsored by pharma? (Score:2, Informative)
Let's see... cage up some hamsters, deprive them of natural light, natural surroundings, and buddies, give them an artificial sucrose-laden diet, see how they get depressed, give them drugs to make them happy? And then suggest that these results could apply to people?
Animal models for testing antidepressant drugs do have a surprisingly good track record of predicting clinical efficacy in humans. Drugs that work in humans show strong effects in these animal models
Get out of your cage, get into the o
Tom Cruise? (Score:2)
It's unwise to rely on them exclusively, but drugs can help quite a bit with depression.
Re:Tom Cruise? (Score:3, Interesting)
I've seen what antidepressants do to people - my wife was prescribed them for stomach cramps.. took them for two days and the effect was so awful I hope I never see a human being in that state again. They work by making the person unable to function - the zombie effect. Sitting in a corner dribbling is not my idea of being 'helpe
Re:Tom Cruise? (Score:2)
The fact that most doctors want to throw drugs at you does not imply that they don't work, and is in no way unique to depression. The best advice is exactly the same as with any other drug a doctor might prescribe: don't blindly accept anything they throw at you.
Therapy in addition to anti-depressants has by far best success rate i
Some facts about anti-depressants... (Score:2)
Second, anti-depressants do not prevent suicide [ahrp.org] and in some cases appear to even increase suicide rates [psychiatrictimes.com].
Third, anti-depressants are a major money earner for drugs companies, who continously need to develop new drugs as older ones become commoditized [acs.org].
That is what this study is about... setting the stage for new anti-SAD drugs. This is big pharma marketing.
What's the point here? Perhaps that a huge majority of people who take anti-depressants
Re:Some facts about anti-depressants... (Score:2)
Well, on that I do agree with you. I did have to take drugs to get better. It's not about the drug "curing" me. All the drug can do (and this is the case in most psych drugs) is get me to a state where I can begin to deal with what the real issues are. I took an anti-depressant for 10 yrs. I did not take it and say "whee! I'm cured". It was a long, hard fucking road. Over the course of those 1
maybe they wouldn't be so depressed (Score:2)
Re:maybe they wouldn't be so depressed (Score:2)
Ignoble Award Nominee (Score:3, Funny)
I nominate thhe discoverers of these critical scientific facts for an award.....
In Other News... (Score:2)
Acronyms like this cause my Perverse Aversion to Internet News on Science. That's why I read Slashdot.
Something Too Familiar About This... (Score:1)
Another test involves placing the animals in water and seeing if they swim or simply give up and float.
Wait... I think I'm working for these guys...
I must be a Hampster... Hamster... Hempster???
Depressing hampsters (Score:1)
Comment removed (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Maybe it's not a "Disorder" at all. (Score:1)
Actually, being perceptably NON-perky is the main contributing factor in surviving a winter season, where I work.
Winter makes people conform. We're all in the same boat, as it were.
Re: (Score:2)
I found the flaw in this study! Look at me! (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:I found the flaw in this study! Look at me! (Score:2)
Stop being glib. (Score:5, Funny)
Sorry, couldn't help it. I haven't taken my vitamins today.
Adolfo
Mice? (Score:2)
Obligatory (Score:2, Funny)
Bah, southerners! (Score:2, Funny)
Up here at the 59th parallel (Stockholm) we're used to darkness!
Now I got depressed.
The Trreat Intake Metric (Score:2)
To compensate for the darker days, I keep my present freind Franklin the Hamster [google.com] under a lamp all the time except when I sleep (he's by my bed) and is definitely seems to be keeping him "up."
Favorite treats are eggs and flower petals.
Re:The Trreat Intake Metric (Score:3)
Anyway, if they're supposed to be hibernating, is it detrimental to their health to keep them up all year? How do the tropical (African?) hamsters fare compared with their northern (Euro
Shows just how much we know about animals... (Score:1)
if they applied electrical current to the poor animal. However, I am
sure after a day or two of this treatment they would have one seriously
depressed animal on their hands. The way I see it the water test is
worth shit.
Hamsters are not rats and they are as I know sulky creatures
to begin with and loners at heart meaning they don't have a lot of social
interaction with their fellow hamsters aside from mating and killing each
other off for territo
So, logically (oblig. Monty Python reference) (Score:2)
Because their made of wood?
That's right! Now, what else may you do with wood?
Build a bridge!
Yes, but could you not also build a bridge out of stone?
Hmm... good point.
Tell me: does wood sink in water?
No! It floats!
Tell me... what else floats, apart from wood?
A hamster?
Correct!
So, logically, if she weighs the same as a hamster... she's made of wood...? And therefore... a witch? A witch! Burn her, burn her!
As fark.com would say... (Score:1)
Hovering Hamsters! (Leaping Lizards!) (Score:4, Funny)
Whether or not this is true, I know I'd pay good money for an mpg of that. (how much Xanax does it require to get a hamster to hover?)
Re:Hovering Hamsters! (Leaping Lizards!) (Score:2)
how much Xanax does it require to get a hamster to hover?
From your point of view, or the hamster's?
SAD (Score:2, Informative)
What... (Score:1)
Re:SAD (Score:3, Informative)
It's Seasonal Affective Disorder. NOT Attitude. Affective!
http://www.sada.org.uk/ [sada.org.uk]
http://www.outsidein.co.uk/sadinfo.htm [outsidein.co.uk]
http://www.mentalhealth.com/book/p40-sad.html [mentalhealth.com]
http://www.nosad.org/ [nosad.org]
http://www.ncpamd.com/seasonal.htm [ncpamd.com]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seasonal_affective_di sorder [wikipedia.org]
Nocturnal (Score:1, Insightful)
It's because we're animals (Score:2)
What depresses me is Greenwich Mean Time - if the UK could have Central European Time it wouldn't be going dark as I write this (3.45pm). I don't mind if it's dark until 9am; I go to work in the dark as it is and at weekends I'm probably not outdoors at that time. A
Re:It's because we're animals (Score:1)
Second, if you don't like your time, change it. Put all your clocks one hour ahead. Seriously. I did it this year, and it works great, suddenly everyone is working on my schedule, it gets dark at the proper time, and I don't feel like I'm off all the time. Assume that everyone is wrong and you're right, like I do, and you'll be much happier for it. I am %D
Marvin the Depressed Hamster (Score:4, Funny)
But do... (Score:2)
good name for a band (Score:2)
Screw that, I live in Seattle (Score:2)
Seriously though, I am more likely to be depressed on days when it is sunny out. Overcast skies / rain brighten me up.
I call it Reverse SAD.
Takeaway: Hamsters float! (Score:3, Funny)
Ok, that settles it. (Score:2)
Depressed Hamster (Score:3, Funny)
Ahhh The Joys of Science (Score:2)
Now that's just good science. In my youth, I seem to remember my brother and I performing a similar experiment on our neighbor's cat and their swimming pool.
Crap (Score:2)
This Researcher Got How Much Money For This? (Score:2)
Can I do research on how the fruit flies in my room are depressed whenever I seal up the garbage bag and remove it?
Or when I hit them with bug spray?
Or how depressed they make ME feel?
Re:Dubious (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:Dubious (Score:2)
Re:Dubious (Score:2, Funny)
Talk about going to the place where the light never shine
Re:new patent! (Score:2)
depending on the wording, it may conflict with the patent on using buttered cats to achieve powered flight...