New Mammal Species Found in Borneo 363
lemonysam writes "The BBC is reporting that a new mammal species has been discovered in Borneo by a conservation group trying to document the local species, as part an effort to prevent the destruction of their habitat by logging and agriculture. The species, which has not been identified by local experts or the indigenous population, is roughly the size of a domestic cat and is believed to be carnivorous."
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Poodles for instance taste horrible
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I disagree. I've eated bear more than once, and it was pretty good. I've also eaten whale, seal, and walrus (But I never had Walrus Penis served to me in a restaurant [suvalleynews.com]). They have a strong fishy taste, but I'm OK with that. Not sure if they qualify as a carnivore, however. If so, then I could include some of the bug-eating birds and bug-eating bugs I've eaten.
I like to try different things. I once was stranded in the Bush (Alaska), and had a diet of ground squirrels. One day, I noticed some ground squirrels eating the remains (uncooked) of some of my previous ground squirrel kills. I ate a lot of them that month.
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What I don't understand is how those ground squirrels could eat after you grounded them. Did you ground them so course that they came out in one piece after the grounding?
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Here are some pics and info of the ground squirrel. [google.com]
Much meatier and tastier than the local tree squirrels. Besides, there weren't any trees there. Thus, they live in the ground, rather than in trees. Hence the name ground squirrels.
They were eating the brains and guts of their denmates.
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Were they also shambling around and moaning "BRRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSS..." in little, high-pitched voices?
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If the grandparent was living in the bush in Alaska and ate his bear there, it may well have been living entirely off of salmon runs, in which case it would have been carnivorous when he ate it. As for whales, that depends upon the species of whale; the baleen whales eat krill, which is composed of small shrimp-like creatures while orcas- killer whales? you've heard of them -are most certainly carnivorous. Dogs on the other hand will eat just about anything if they have to- rabbit droppings (good source of fiber, those) come to mind. They prefer meat but don't require it in the way that cats do. Tyranosaurus probably tasted at least a little bit like chicken, and quite possibly modern factory farm chicken at that... Do you know what your food's been eating?
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I did indeed eat bears in the Bush in Alaska, and still do. Besides eating salmon, they also eat carrion, baby moose, ground squirrels (they spend a day digging for them), whale carcasses, etc. They only eat grass when there's nothing else to eat, or their too old, and they only eat berries before going to bed. Als
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You probably can find a vegetarian too if you are looking hard for it.
"A bear is a large mammal of the order Carnivora" (Wikipedia)
that depends upon the species of whale
Translation mistake. I meant baleen whales
Dogs on the other hand will eat just about anything
"The dog is a canine mammal of the Order Carnivora" (Wikipedia)
Tyranosaurus probably tasted at least
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"Bears live in a variety of habitats from the tropics to the Arctic and from forests to snowfields. They are mainly omnivorous." (Wikipedia)
About dogs: "Presently, there is academic discussion as to whether domestic dogs are omnivores or carnivores. The classification in the Order Carnivora does not necessarily mean that a dog's diet must be restricted to meat. Unlike an obligate carnivore, such as a cat, a dog is not dependent on meat protein in or
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Tell that to my cat! He loves black olives, field mushrooms, broccoli, potatoes and many other vegetarian things.
I have a friend who has a cat who is really crazy about feferoni. I you give her some ham and some feferoni she will eat the feferoni then only eat the ham if she is hungry...
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Not planctons (Score:2)
Some of them (toothed whales) eat fishes and other sea mammals as well IIRC.
Re:Not planctons (Score:2)
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Present tense? And here I was thinking they had gone extinct
Not quite (Score:4, Informative)
Toothed whales cannot (as far as I know) eat plankton, so they are definitely carnivores. Krill is animal, as are zooplankton (as opposed to phytoplankton, which is plant, and bacterioplankton, which is bacterial). This means that Baeleen whales are eating both plant and animal, so are technically omnivores.
Dogs are also omnivores - well, maybe I should say that they THINK they're omnivores. T. Rex was probably omnivore - there is evidence it ate plant material - and if they ever extract any DNA from the T. Rex organic material they've found, you may yet get the chance to eat one. Or vice versa.
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(I took this photo at an "exotic meat" restaurant in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam)
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Wild Man From Borneo (1974) (Score:2)
by Kinky Friedman
I'm the star of Captain Midnight's traveling show
came to this circus many moons ago
my mother's in your story books
she loved a jungle king
left me standing here alone
inside the center ring
in a bamboo cage I crossed the raging sea
like a page torn direct from history
a hairy scary legendary screaming souvenir
don't you come too close to me
don't you come too near
(chorus)
I'm the wild man from Borneo
the wild man from Borneo
you come to see
what you want to see
you come to see but
NEW WINTER FASHION (Score:5, Funny)
New "species" of "mammal"? (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:New "species" of "mammal"? (Score:4, Informative)
"It's more likely to be a viverrid - that's the family which includes the mongoose and civets - which is a very poorly known group," Dr Isaac said.
That being said, they only have two photographs of it so far, so it's hard to tell what it is...
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Re:New "species" of "mammal"? (Score:5, Informative)
Not entirely arbitrary. What's somewhat arbitrary is how high in the tree of life the branches that get those labels are. Unfortunately it's a big messy tree that wasn't designed for the convenience of classification.
Re:New "species" of "mammal"? (Score:4, Interesting)
In fact, it wasn't designed at all! I'm sure you didn't really mean that, but let's not go giving the nutjobs ammo, eh.
That asside, it's incidents like this that just help show how little we still understand about our own world, yet we're still merrily destroying enormous parts of it. How many wonders will now never be known because of our actions this past century? How many will cease to exist in the coming one?
Re:New "species" of "mammal"? (Score:2, Insightful)
I think the words of George Carlin can answer that best.
"This planet has put up with much worse than us. It's been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, solar flares, sunspots, magnetic storms, pole rever
Re:New "species" of "mammal"? (Score:2)
Big volcano or comet => lizards inherit the earth. Big volcano or comet => mammals and birds inherit the earth. Etc.
Re:New "species" of "mammal"? (Score:2)
If the KT event shows up in the fossil record after 65M years, our mass extinctions will too. If anything, ours will look more sudden and extreme.
Also, we have nearly drained many large oilfields. Most of the oil came from the Carboniferous, which ended 299M years ago. It's not going to replenish quickly
If there is an intelligence on this planet to equal ours in the next 500M years, their geologists and paleontologists will notice something odd happened around now. I wond
Re:New "species" of "mammal"? (Score:4, Funny)
> plastic. Plastic came out of the earth.
ah yes. i remember sitting around the fire as a wee little lad, listening to my grand-pappy tell us about his days in the ol' west virginia plastic mines. tough work, that was.
Re:New "species" of "mammal"? (Score:5, Insightful)
New York is on the coast. It'll only take a few tsunami to shift it, and over millions of years there'll be plenty of those.
Perhaps, 60 million years or so from now, one would find traces of the megacities if one looked carefully in the right place. I suspect our deep earthworks might be longer-lasting; I can't see much that's likely to shift the Channel Tunnel, for instance.
And if the next intelligent race arises when we're as long gone as the last dinosaurs, I'll tell them one place they can look where they'll surely find some of our relics. And a message. 'Here men from the planet Earth first set foot upon the Moon, July 1969. We came in peace for all mankind. Signed, Richard Nixon.'
That will last a while, but the meteorites will eventually powder it, and the dying Sun will consume Earth and Moon alike. Will anything of ours last longer still? Thus far, I can think of four candidates. Pioneer 10 and 11, and Voyager 1 and 2. Maybe they'll be found. Maybe someone will come across them and know we were once here, long after the Sun is a dying ember of degenerate carbon. But I doubt it. Space is a big place in which to look for a few tiny, silent, eons-dead robots.
Re:New "species" of "mammal"? (Score:5, Funny)
Well, let's assume someone does find Voyager and explores the records of our civilisation that it carries. They decipher the symbols. The notation. The waveform encoded in a spiral groove on a disc of gold. You know what they'll find? The last song of all human culture to survive intact and playable in the universe?
Deep down Louisiana close to New Orleans, way back up in the woods among the evergreens, there stood a log cabin made of earth and wood where lived a country boy named Johnny B Goode, who never ever learned to read or write so well, but he could play a guitar just like ringing a bell...
Happy now? I think it's very comforting. We may be long extinct, our world evaporated, our sun shrunken and fading, but whatever unimaginable alien intelligence finds our capsules will at least know that, for a while, we were here and we rocked.
Re:New "species" of "mammal"? (Score:3, Informative)
Sorry, that's elementary school science bullshit. We have intact glass vessels from the Romans. A couple hundred year-old windowpane didn't flow, it was wedge-shaped to begin with and installed in the stongest possible way.
The overall gist of your comment is pretty right on, though.
Re:New "species" of "mammal"? (Score:2)
I'm assuming there are more unassigned numbers placed between cats in a jungle and other four legged things in the same jungle, than there are unassigned numbers between me and a monkey! (one would hope
Re:New "species" of "mammal"? (Score:4, Insightful)
The taxonomic system is most certainly designed. There is no such thing as a "tree of life." It is a human construction. If you look back through biological history, you can plot the descendency of various genetic lines, and these plots look tree-like. But the only thing that exists, right now, are the "leaves" of that tree -- individual species.
But nature itself has no need for names and systems to organize the various types of life forms. Life simply is what it is. We humans impose our abstractions on reality, not vice versa. Taxonomy is synthetic.
Talk about a can of worms you just opened (Score:5, Informative)
The whole area of the filing of lifeforms - taxonomy - is in a state of flux, and the best way to get a grip on it is to read the popular writings of Jay Gould, who is so sadly no longer with us. Classification with genetics is at an early stage and we still do not know how to measure genetic difference reliably - which is why there is now disagreement over how closely human beings and chimpanzees are related. We can measure very small genetic divergences in the same species, but measuring the size and significance of genetic diferences between related species is very hard.
Disclaimer - I am not a taxonomist, just someone who is interested in the subject. Which is why I urge you to read Jay Gould. Even if you aren't really that interested in the subject, his writings should be familiar to any reasonably well informed slashdot reader.
Re:Talk about a can of worms you just opened (Score:3, Funny)
Ah, now *that* would be proof of Intelligent Design, right there!
You are new here, aren't you, boy?
Re: New "species" of "mammal"? (Score:2)
It's possible that it's a representative of some previously unknown branch higher than species. If indeed it's a member of Carnivora [wikipedia.org], but not a "cat-like" or "dog-like" carnivore, then it would represent a previously unknown sub-order.
Looks a lot like a Fossa (Score:5, Informative)
It's a member of the Viverridae family, which is fairly poorly known, due to their being a) nocturnal b) rare and c) furtive.
Re:Looks a lot like a Fossa (Score:3, Informative)
As an aside, does anyone else have problems with copy/paste in firefox 1.5?
A fossa-like vivverid is pretty exciting... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:New "species" of "mammal"? (Score:2)
Oh, please, someone, do RTFA. They've photographed this creature twice, both times with automatic cameras triggered by infra red. No-one has (as far as we know) ever seen one. There is no cine or video footage. It looks a bit like a lemur but is more likely a viverrid. But no-one knows yet. So no, no-one can ident
Whats left? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Whats left? (Score:5, Interesting)
TFA says that considering the long muscular tail, it may well be arboreal, not on the ground much, and is also probably nocturnal. So not that likely to bump into.
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"recently evolved" (Score:2)
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-Da3vid-
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there really are some things out there that haven't been found.
Oh you better believe there are things out there which haven't been found. From the recently confirmed giant squid to a thing my girlfriend in the Philippines found crawling in her house ("many legs" was the best description she could offer, and they had to get the neighbours in to corral and nail the bugger, which was as long as her arm) there are a whole lot of critturs that western science has never even heard of out there. Particularily in south east asia where a good deal of the small islands haven't even been accurately charted, never mind subjected to a full eco-survey.
There probably aren't any dinosaur islands hiding out there, but to think that we have a comprehensive catalogue of even the land based animals on earth is just optimism at this stage.
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If tha
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When it can no longer breed with its old "kind."
Re:Whats left? (Score:2, Interesting)
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Oblig. South Park: Dude, that's pretty fvcked up right there.
I mean... damn, dude.
Just...
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At the other end of the species definition problem
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New most endanged species? (Score:2, Insightful)
I suppose they are since WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY EXISTED!
Take that northern spotted owl.
Re:New most endanged species? (Score:2, Funny)
Time for bed...
Re:New most endanged species? (Score:3, Funny)
You mean it wasn't endangered before we found it, but now that we have it's DOOMED! Right?
New Species? (Score:3, Interesting)
"So far, two images are all that exist. But they were enough to convince Nick Isaac from the Institute of Zoology in London that the animal may indeed be new. "The photos look most like a lemur," he told the BBC News website. "But there certainly shouldn't be lemurs in Borneo." "
This all sounds incredibly ethereal to me. Thus I find it odd that they say "New Species Found..."
Re:New Species? (Score:2)
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Continuous creationism (Score:5, Funny)
Even now, its fossil ancestors are probably forming spontaneously in the rocks of Borneo.
Re:Continuous creationism (Score:5, Funny)
Toto, I think we're in Kansas...
Look out of your Goldfish Bowl (Score:2)
Pokemon (Score:4, Funny)
Messed up logic (Score:5, Funny)
Tell that to the fucking lemurs in Borneo.
New Mammal (Score:2)
Brontosaurus (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory Futurama reference (Score:4, Funny)
Fry: That proves it!
Narrator: Sadly, logging and human settlement today threaten what might possibly be his habitat, although if it's not, they don't. Bigfoot populations require vast amounts of land to remain elusive in. They typically dwell just behind rocks, but are also sometimes playful, bounding into thick fogs and out-of-focus areas. Remember, it's up to us. Bigfoot is a crucial part of the ecosystem, if he exists. So let's all help keep Bigfoot possibly alive for future generations to enjoy unless he doesn't exist. The end!
More importantly (Score:3, Funny)
I'll get my hat....
What shall we call it ...? (Score:4, Funny)
I know what my money's on.
Rodents Of Unusual Size?... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Rodents Of Unusual Size?... (Score:3, Informative)
Decided... (Score:3, Insightful)
So IT IS decided that these animals will go extinct is it?Documentaion of them is the main concern?!! huh.
DINO! (Score:2, Funny)
For a second I saw a dinosaur in that, until I discovered the eyes and tried to see the "Not a lemur" thing. (ofcourse Dinosaurs aren't lemurs!)
for shame... (Score:2, Funny)
New species (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe it's the Chupecabra? (Score:2)
Wrong continent, but I suppose it could have migrated. The Wiki picture is only one of many... others in the Google Image search look much like the recent pictures of the "new" animal.
do not look at this animal directly in the eye (Score:2)
"One of the photos clearly shows the length of the tail and how muscley it is; civets use their tails to balance in trees, so this new animal may spend chunks of its time up trees too."
It also sends chunks to the ground.
"believed to be carnivorous" (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Let me be the first to say... (Score:3, Funny)
Why would a mammal cause France to surrender? What's the historical analogy? Is this from the Fox News version of "The Daily Show"? What gives?
You can't create jokes by adding cliches to news stories.
New mammal found : "It's A Trap" says Akbar -- not funny
New mammal found : "GWB can't pronounce its name" -- not funny
New mammal found in Indonesia : US Govt pleased since they won't have to ship it to Indonesia in order to torture it
Re:Let me be the first to say... (Score:2)
Your reply should have been:
In Korea, the new mammal finds you!
Oh, how my sides hurt.
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New mammal found: Don't worry, we set it up the bomb.
New mammal found: Netcraft confirms that it is dead.
New mammal found: Petrified remains are covered in hot grits for native dinner.
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What'cha gonna say now?
Just kidding, guys, but you all have to admit that the French (and even the French Canadians) are not that easy to get along with. An interesting statistic would be to see how many wars they've started vs. how many wars they've fought.
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PS: Austria no longer borders to France. It lost the Western Austria (Vorderoesterreich) in the aftermath of the Napoleon Wars. Same with the Netherlands. 1831 the southern provincies of the Netherlands segregated and formed the new country Belgium.
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Re:Acham's Razor (Score:2, Interesting)
A few years ago my friend came home for his dinner, on arrival his mum said "There's a monkey in the back garden". He just looked at her like she had gone insane and says "yeah, of course there is", she replies "no, really, there is. There's a monkey in the ga
Speaking of the plundering in the forests (Score:2)
[From WWF report via http://www.fire.uni-freiburg.de/media/2005/news_20 050613_ind.htm [uni-freiburg.de] ]
1.3 million hectares = 3,212,369.96 acres
Makes you wonder what else has been trampled underfoot undiscovered.
Re:Solitary Protest (Score:3, Insightful)
Shut up, your "righteous indignation" fails when people will have to starve for your conscience to be soothed.
Re:Spirou? (Score:2)
Are you talking about Marsupilami [wikipedia.org]?