Japanese 'Minerva' Robot Lost in Space 201
space_weasel writes "A little Japanese robot that was supposed to land on the surface of an asteroid has accidentally been flung into space by its mothership. New Scientist Space reports that the accident occurred as the data link with the spacecraft was being switched from an station in Japan to one in Australia. Mission controllers still plan to punch a hole in the asteroid and collect samples, which will be returned to Earth."
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(Note: using "her" instead of "him" to appear sensitive to political correctness, not because most astrologers are women. If you even thought that, you're sexist!$#@!!1)
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Yeah, killing a scientist is really a bad thing.
For those who have no idea what I'm talking about I would refer you to this link [newscientist.com] about the new definition of science from the folks who are trying to bring us Intelligent Design.
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The 2nd law of thermodynamics against Evolution. A chaotic soup of particles doesn't just magically tend towards order. For scientists to have any credibility, they would have to prove that there is some sort of huge source of energy external to the Earth. Consider this: according to my calculations, there would need to be at LEAST a few million terawatts of power hitting the Earth's surface, averaged over a year, for any of what we see now to have happened.
What say you now? *Crickets chirping.*
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You'll find that the laws of physics and the laws of thermodynamics call for pockets or order within the larger system as a whole.
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Gee, I have no idea. [nasa.gov]
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Maybe it's plugged into a powered USB port?
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I had a physics lecturer at College who pushed the AC's argument while teaching thermodynamics to us. I gave him the same answer and he agreed with me.
This guy was not at all stupid. One of the best teachers in that place. Funny how some otherwise intelligent people have the need to talk rubbish from time to time.
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God help the poor, overly-literal nerds, as evolution clearly hasn't.
Justin.
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Where? (Score:2)
Where does you bible say that? Mine is silent on orbits. Other than a few times where the sun stands still in the sky or moves backwords, but those give no clue how the orbits work - or even if there is an orbit.
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average solar radiative power incident at the Earth's surface is 1370W/m^2
radius of the Earth r is 6400km
Assuming the Earth presents essentially a flat disc to the Sun, that gives a total area of pi.r^2=1.3E8m
That gives a total incident power of 1.8E11W
1TW = 1E12W, therefore we have approximately one fifth of a terawatt hitting the Earth's surface. That's a shitload of power, but nowhere near the quoted value.
Even using half the surface area of the Earth rather than the area of the disc it presen
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Talk about lag... (Score:1)
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Undisclosed sources ... (Score:2, Funny)
Warning, Will Robinson (Score:3, Funny)
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Flung off into space? (Score:2, Funny)
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Poor little guy....All he wanted was to "sample" the asteroid a bit...
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What I really dread... (Score:5, Funny)
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The good news is, this one doesn't seem capable of finding anything.
Re: What I really dread... (Score:5, Funny)
And they say Slashdotters are anal-retentive.
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You have a citation for that?
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And they say Slashdotters are anal-retentive.
Shows what they know. We're not anal-retentive, we're pedantic. There's a difference!
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And things seem hard or tough,
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And reolving at nine thousand miles an hour.
It's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
The sun that is the source of all our power.
Now the sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at fourteen thou
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Time is relative when you talk about going the speed of light. It would not seem like long at all for the craft itself.
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what the robots were thinking.. (Score:5, Funny)
robot 2 : roger that, beginning land... OH LOOK A STAR!
[all robots turn towards the star]
robot 3 : OOHHHHHHHHHHH PRETTY!!!!
Re:what the robots were thinking.. (Score:4, Funny)
* add = attention deficit disorder
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huh (Score:4, Interesting)
Read a bit earlier -- this was already a kludge (Score:5, Interesting)
This was a series of truly bad rolls of the dice. Two of their three stablizers failed, they had bad altimeter data because "the slope of the asteroid's surface had apparently caused the altimeter to misjudge... estimates of the craft's altitude," and then they got below 100 meters while the antenna switchover was happening. They sent the separate command without realizing the thrusters to maintain minimum altitude had just fired, because of that break in communications. So the article says, though it's not a sterling example of great science writing, I'll give you that.
The "mission officials are saying "Our readiness was not so complete," to their credit, but it's not like they're complete incompetents. More like they're pushing the technology: the altimeter hadn't ever been used before, for the obvious example.
Sort of fits the cheaper/faster model of robotic exploration. You have your hits and your misses. This isn't a Cassini Cadillac of a probe.
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At just 10cm (Score:1)
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Whoops! (Score:5, Insightful)
Of course, this is all pointless conjecture on my part - it may have been a hardware malfunction, for all I know. It would be interesting to analyze things like these. Having only a few years real-world experience, I doubt my programming skills would be worth a damn, but I would be thrilled just to have the opportunity to read the code they use before hand. Generally I don't volunteer my time to OSS-like programs, but this is one situation where I could easily see myself helping. Or trying to help, more like it.
Then again, by releasing it beforehand open source, someone else may very well be able to analyze the code and "steal" control of the probe/satellite/whatever-is-using-the-software, possibly using it for nefarious gain, or possibly just being a bunch of dicks. So this probably wouldn't pan out. Still, a nerd can dream.
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As I understand the story (which could easily be wrong), they had to issue the release command blindly, because the need to make the adjustment came up precisely when Murphy's Law predicts. Having the flexibility to do so at least allowed them to make the gamble that they wound up losing.
It was hardware and circumstance (Score:5, Insightful)
You'd sure know more if you went to the (somewhat unclear) article, which would obviate the need for lots of your conjecture.
The main probe has been going on one of its three "stablizing wheels," the other two having failed. There's a sidebar link in the article to an earlier one about those failures. Mission controllers have been burning extra fuel keeping the thing at the right distance from the asteroid, facing the asteroid, and with its solar panels facing the sun; they already had that against them. Then the altimeter data they were getting was bad, they were closer than they thought, because some combination of the laser altimeter (previously untested) and the slope of the asteroid's surface confused the data.
They realized they were within 100 meters and had to send the detach command while the antenna switch was happening. The blackout prevented them from realizing a "keep above minimum altitude" engine thrust had just gone off.
This is much more of a reflection of this model of probe: it's cheaper, it's faster to develop, and there are going to be failures like the Beagle and this.
(Personally I do think there'd be a big gain if, before and after missions like this, the code got reviewed. I doubt very much that hackers in Idaho would have foreseen the failed stabilizers, the workaround, the potential for misjudging the altimeter data, and the combination of the blackout and the necessity for the release command. But in terms of intellectual freedom, it'd be a nice statement, and the Post Mortems would sure feature a lot of people asking Feynman-esque questions about icewater and O-rings.)
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Hey, I *am* a hacker in Idaho, you insensitive clod!
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Actually most of asia don't like Japan that much. somethign about raping and pillaging that doesn't make friends.
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It's been about a thousand years, so I think they've let bygones be bygones. It'll be at least 1 or 2 generations mroe before they give up this grudge.
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Well, before the population gives up the grudge. Actually it's already happening -- all the young Koreans I know admire Japan, and say that anti-Japanese feeling is an "old people thing" (a lot of those in Korea it seems
What's a bit more scary is that authoritarian governments like (the P.R. of) China and North Korea will keep it alive artificially as l
I have a bad feeling about this (Score:5, Funny)
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No, King Kong went apeshit. Godzilla went mutantradioactivereptilianthingyshit.
Oh, dear. (Score:5, Funny)
When working with Australia, spacecraft get lost due to forgetting that their maps of the universe are up-side-down.
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Well, if we're lucky it will hit some random alien in the ass, and we'll get a bit of payback for all the unauthorized probing.
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Not to go off on a rant... (Score:2)
I'm sorry, but just because we don't subscribe to your particular social engineering doesn't make us bad. I work for a German firm and *constantly* get bugged by the question "why don't you just switch to metric - it's so much simpler!"
First of all, I point out that US firms and people HAVE switched to metric in many of the sciences and international transport, where it IS simpler.
Fur
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Please tell me you're not being serious there. Do you honestly believe that centimetres can't be halved recursively too? Or, a more realistic solution, a metric person can pull an ordinary plastic ruler out of their desk drawer, and mark off 4mm (all metric rulers are marked with mm, some even half or quarter mm, except perh
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12 is a number that can be divided by 2, 3, 4, and their multiples very easily, and still end up in integer units again without equipment. The decimal metric system gets icky when you try to divide anything by anything except 5 and 2.
You can't divide 12 by 5 and get a whole number eithe
Cybernature is Cruel (Score:5, Funny)
Exonature is as cruel as mothernature herself. Obviously, the mothership began to ovulate, and, sensing a potential mate nearby, cruelly cast off her young to fend for itself.
Gorf (Score:2, Funny)
That's why we need AI in space (Score:5, Insightful)
For a country which prides itself as being at the forefront of robotics technology, this is rather surprising. The latency inherent in space communication over great distances is the primary reason for using intelligent robots in space. If the probe was sufficiently intelligent, it would perform its tasks without supervision from ground control. I hope they (including NASA and the ESA) put a lot more effort into automating their space probes in the future.
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Of course, I understand the russians have been doing it for years (Progress Cargo Spacecraft [wikipedia.org]).
Disclaimer: IWARE (i *was* a rocket engineer)
Had to see it coming... (Score:5, Funny)
Unfortunately, the mission controller was named Bob, after the Roman god of lazy eyes and uncoordinated pitching.
Re:Had to see it coming...Bob who? (Score:2)
Isn't Bob an especially annoying of in-house developed Microsoft software. Maybe the final version of the source code to Bob was on the robot and this was the only way to get rid of it forever!
As seen on 'Mork & Mindy' (Score:3, Funny)
From the press release.. (Score:1, Funny)
Children, children! (Score:3, Funny)
There's still a chance... (Score:2)
This looks like a job for Gekiganger III [google.com]!
Ouch! (Score:3, Funny)
I told you not to pinch your mother there!
We all know what happened (Score:3, Funny)
It's a shame really (Score:1)
Common problem? (Score:2, Interesting)
Is there some reason why we can't make these things tougher or more redundant?
Flying Bag of Money (Score:5, Funny)
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Moreso than not, because this is the first step in inventing a robot that flings politicians into deep space.
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So, how far along are they on this politician deep space launching robot? And, speaking of this does anyone have anything to which I could to get elected? Or cheap long-duration spacesuits?
Heck, I hear that there's an as yet untouched asteroid [newscientistspace.com] at which you could even target the robot.
Homing system? Phone home? (Score:2)
My other theory is that Minerva (feeling lonely, isolated and missing her father) just went on to Jupiter to say hi to her Dad.
One Word..... (Score:3, Funny)
Someone just pushed the wrong button (Score:2)
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This is a job for Aibo! (Score:3, Funny)
Some pictures (Score:2, Informative)
The ultimate nerd achivement? (Score:2)
Anyone else think of Major Tom reading this..... (Score:2)
Völlig losgelöst
von der Erde
schwebt das Raumschiff
völlig schwerelos
What kinda idiot (Score:2)
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Hmm. Japanese space robot goes bananas, attacks other Japanese space robot, hurls it off into deep space... I've seen that before somewhere.