No More Lunar Land for Sale 379
dptalia writes "According to China Daily, Beijing authorities have shut down sales of lunar property. Apparently there's a "Lunar embassy" in China and they've sold 34 people deeds to land on the moon. Not too surprisingly, the government has declared this illegal. The Bejing office claims to be a satellite of the U.S. Lunar Embassy, run by Dennis Hope. Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to."
What? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What? (Score:2)
Re:What? (Score:3, Informative)
Staking a Claim/Claimjumping (Score:4, Interesting)
It's the source of many lawsuits, and oftentimes claimjumping.
"Staking Your Claim to Alaska's Mineral Wealth" [alaska-freegold.com]
Re:What? (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:What? (Score:4, Funny)
Ugh. Lately these stupid puns have been a cheap way for a funny mod. I can't wait until this phase is over.
Re:What? (Score:3, Funny)
So true. I'm waiting for the tide to turn as well, hopefully this mediocre humor is ebbing and we'll see this trend begin to wane.
Suckers, suckers everywhere (Score:2, Insightful)
Morons deserve what they get... buying real estate without due dilligence? You're going to get screwed on Earth, too.
Re:Suckers, suckers everywhere (Score:3)
I'd rather be an optimist any day, but people that take advantage of others make being one increasingly hard.
Dang! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Dang! (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Dang! (Score:5, Funny)
- Mr. President! The Russians have landed on Mars and they are busy are
painting it red!
- Don't worry. We'll just wait until they finish; then we'll write "Drink
Coca-Cola" in big white letters on it.
Re:Dang! (Score:4, Funny)
That is, until Chairface [google.com] builds a Laser-eraser.
Wow!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow!!! (Score:4, Funny)
So let me get this straight... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:So let me get this straight... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So let me get this straight... (Score:2)
Re:So let me get this straight... (Score:2)
Re:So let me get this straight... (Score:2, Funny)
That's China for you... (Score:4, Funny)
They can even take Hope away from people.
But seriously, this scam is as old as the 1960s, if not older. Is it my duty as a Slashdot reader to point out that a 30 year old scam copied recently, is not news? No, it's not, so forget I said that, because it is news since people are still falling for it.
By the way, I've got a star to sell you. A nice one, in the Orion Belt.
Re:That's China for you... (Score:2)
A star to sell me? (Score:5, Funny)
You cannot be Sirius.
Re:A star to sell me? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A star to sell me? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That's China for you... (Score:3, Funny)
Feedack: Do NOT purchase from this guy! He sent me a fucking cat!
oldest dupe ever? (Score:4, Interesting)
Robert Heinlein, 1950 (Street & Smith 1939)
Legal according to whom? (Score:5, Funny)
Legal according to whom? I suppose if you have a problem you could take it up with the Lunar Police. Perhaps they'll throw Hope into the Lunar Jail, and he can speak to a Lunar Lawyer about clarifications on Lunar Law.
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Legal according to... (Score:5, Informative)
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I'd assume these treaties are going to get revoked once anyone starts having serious interest in extraterrestrial property, but until then his claims are about the best you'll get, aside from the UNs opinion, which many here don't seem to care much about :-)
I'd ignore them - they're pointless until people can actually settle the moon.
Re:Legal according to... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Legal according to... (Score:4, Interesting)
Actually, here's another angle to approach it from: claiming something as property requires that you occupy it, or at least control it in some respect. Obviously that's not possible, unless Neil Armstrong left a Century 21 sign in the Sea of Tranquility or something. Which means that any such property claims can reasonably be argued to have been abandoned, if not unenforceable in the first place.
Regardless, any moron who tries to hold up a government that wants to build a research lab or a helium-3 refinery on "their" lunar property will be the cause of a great many guffaws in the halls of power shortly thereafter.
Re:Legal according to whom? (Score:2)
Are no lawyers in Luna. Nor laws. Warden doesn't let us keep them. What laws we do have might call 'natural laws,' being the way things have to be with things as they are.
Ask Mike.
PS: Would you like some Rice?
Re:Legal according to whom? (Score:2)
I bought land on the moon before this guy (Score:5, Funny)
Gift gag, genuine or gullible? (Score:2, Interesting)
First, I would think these deeds are presented more as a gift gag to someone than an honest investment opportunity. The star registry is lame to us geeks, but laypeople love it.
Secondly, with government so charged to "protect" consumers from scams, you'd think scams would go away. They won't. The only way that scams will be unprofitable is when govern
Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? (Score:2)
I wouldn't be surprised if it were to be treated in a similar fashion to how antarctica was early in the 20th century, with a range of countries claiming a seperate portion for themselves.
Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? (Score:5, Interesting)
My aunt doesn't fall for these things because she's protected. She falls for it because she's gullible and has always lived in a town filled with people she can trust absolutely. She's not taking risks because she thinks she has nothing to lose, so the government ceasing its protection is not going to help her. And her situation is exactly like everyone else's. But at least as long as it continues what protection it offers, a few stupid people will get their money back from evil bastards. I hate stupid people, but I hate evil bastards more.
If you want people to learn to distrust, teach them that (and good freaking luck. Those people don't learn things), don't blame the government for trying to help the ones that get screwed.
Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? (Score:5, Funny)
"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again"
Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? (Score:2)
Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? (Score:2)
Take the law out of it -- we already have contract insurers (bonding) to cover these breaches.
Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? (Score:2)
Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? (Score:3, Interesting)
Kinda like the DNS really. Hope is Verisign and he's selling you something that he doesn't own and you can call it your own but you don't really own it, particularly not after some big corporation comes around to claim your piece.
Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? (Score:3, Interesting)
Verisign sells domain name registration services under contract to organizations
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Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? (Score:2)
Actually, the only way scams will stop is when the government stops "protecting" the scam artists. A couple high profile cases of citizens taking law into their own hands on a scammer and the government looking the other way would probably take care of most of the problem. Not that I advocate that sort of thing....
Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? (Score:2)
I guess, but it sounds like software patents where someone who 'discovers' an idea and then sits on it and sue people
Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? (Score:2, Insightful)
Yes, and government trying to "protect" consumers from fake medicines or harmful medical practices are also useless. The only way it will stop is when govermnent stays out and lets people learn medicine and biochemistry for themselves and be ful
Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? (Score:5, Insightful)
As the government doesn't actually refund the losses of any victim of scam victims (except in the vanishingly small number of cases where their money is recovered, months or years later), there is no less incentive right now to smarten up than there would be in a system under which the government didn't attempt to punish the scammer for his actions. People fall victim to scams because that's human nature, not because we have a nation of perfectly rational people who are shutting off their rationality because there's no punishment for doing so. The real world isn't a Libertarian's flight of fancy; humans are not perfectly rational actors.
On the other hand under the current system there is less incentive for new scammers to take up the trade, while in a system absent the disincentives of government punishment, given that gullible people will still be every bit as gullible, scammers would flourish.
Re:Gift gag, genuine or gullible? (Score:2)
A "stake" in lunar property literally means you have to be able to stick a stake in it. You can't just say it's yours before anyone else, you have to be there in a position to utilize it. Think of the California goldrush, where the term came from. You couldn't claim the land from Boston and sue anyone who mined it, you had
Ahhhhh! (Score:5, Funny)
Ahhh! You ended a sentence with a preposition!
Re:Ahhhhh! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Ahhhhh! (Score:4, Informative)
Ahhh! You ended a sentence with a preposition!
Yeah, well this is English, not Latin.
Re:Ignore this OT Compliment!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Amazing discovery: Syntax is language-specific. News at 11.
Re:Ahhhhh! (Score:5, Funny)
Ahhh! You ended a sentence with a preposition!
Hope claims that while it is illegal for countries to stake a claim on the moon, it is legal for individuals and corporations to, asshole!
"Hello Sir... (Score:2, Funny)
A bit late isn't it? (Score:2)
Bwaaahahaha! (Score:2)
That Dennis Hope is in the right, but there are land barrons far larger than he that will simply forbid some forward-thinking guy sole possession of the next(?) land rush. Drag him into court. Make up new legislation. You name it.
Yes, I know lunar real estate sounds crazy, but that's what capitalism is about. Assigning ownership by an individual of definable chunks of land and establishing a value for that ownership.
No Starbucks or Indian casinos on the moon, but eventually something.
Re:Bwaaahahaha! (Score:2)
Remember, before capitalism comes colonization, and it is seldom peaceful.
Re:Bwaaahahaha! (Score:3, Insightful)
Claiming that you can sell something does not automatically give you the right to sell it, even under capitalism.
You kind of gave it away in your third paragraph. "Assigning ownership to chunks of land"? Yeah, well, who assigns ownership? Dennis Hope? And who assigned ownership to him?
In the real world, what it comes down to is that there has to be a government in control of the land, and then that government assigns (initial) ownership - either to the squatt
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Re:Bwaaahahaha! (Score:3, Insightful)
Ownership comes from power, and nothing else. The various prehistoric tribes "claimed" the American continents by s
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So If (Score:2, Funny)
Soooo, if you you live on the moon are you a Mooner or a Mooni?
Sorry - I know, a bad joke.
Re:So If (Score:2, Funny)
how much lunar real estate is there? (Score:3, Interesting)
over 2 million people from 180 different countries have purchased over 400 million acres of celestial real estate-- www.lunarrealty.com.au
- What is the surface area of the moon, in acres?
- What GIS / LIS / DBMS are they using to track all this land?
Hurry! Only 8,940,583,419 acres remaining (Score:4, Informative)
37.8 million square km [hawaii.edu]
or 9,340,583,419.46 acres [easysurf.cc]
subtract 400,000,000 acres which are pwned and you are left with...shitloads of infertile land, but what a view! B)
Aw, shucks! (Score:5, Funny)
Extend homesteading laws into space already (Score:5, Interesting)
does this mean... (Score:2, Funny)
well that's better (Score:4, Funny)
Actually, he's half correct.. (Score:2)
Whitelist law vs Blacklist law. (Score:4, Insightful)
In the USA (ideal schoolboy optimism here), the government's powers are enumerated and the people retain the rest as their rights. That's "blacklist law" for you digit-heads: if it's on this list, you can't do it.
In many other regimes, the individual's rights are enumerated (or never even written), and the government retains the rest as their powers. That's "whitelist law" for analogy: if it's on this list, you can do it. Guess where the China government weighs in?
Re:Whitelist law vs Blacklist law. (Score:2)
That's "whitelist law" for analogy: if it's on this list, you can do it. Guess where the China government weighs in?
Checkerboard - if it's on the list, you can do it, until they decide otherwise. Then it was illegal and they throw you in a hole.
Re:Whitelist law vs Blacklist law. (Score:3, Interesting)
Full Moon Hash 1000's run (Score:2)
Like all full moon hashers - we run every full moon - come moonmud, moondust or moonshine.
So how any other Full Moon Hashes have their moonbases in planning?
There have to be lots of hashers in
real issues here (Score:4, Interesting)
Space property rights, extended ownership and salvage rules are going to be hot areas of law over the next 50+ years. We've seen some action with new spectrum allocation, but nothing to grant land-claims, yet. There was a guy trying to charge rent for NEAR landing on asteroid Eros, but he got laughed out of court. Again with the giggle-factor.
Real challenges to establish property claims in the near future: SpaceDev has said they will emplace transponders and legally claim any asteroids they explore. Someone will figure out how to recycle rocket stages in orbit (salvage). A company flying a private lander to the moon or Mars will claim the uranium/nitrates/ice/whatever that they find at their landing site. Two probes orbitting Ceres will dismantle each other while fighting over the iceball. Those are legitimate future cases for space property issues to be resolved. Lunar acreage in 2005 is not such an issue.
Josh
Re:real issues here (Score:2)
Nice, a fixed tax. (Score:3, Funny)
Those Lunarians are already imposing export taxes!
Defend a claim? (Score:2)
-matthew
A loophole in the loophole (Score:3, Interesting)
That's because a corporation or person can only own land in the context of government ownership -- that's why The Dutchy of Freeland exists (whatever legal name they give it) -- If they existed as a corporation sans-government, then England would have had the recognized right (under the doctrine of terra-nullis) to override the claim to the platform and re-assert sovereignty.
This would also apply to the Lunar Embasy and it's claims. On the other hand, if the Lunar Embasy claims to to the embasy for a government that 'owns' the moon, then it falls (and fails) under the treaty.
Re:A loophole in the loophole (Score:2)
Re:A loophole in the loophole (Score:2)
Not if it's not a party to the treaty. However it is still illegal to sell land on the moon, and the real reason does not require recourse to any issues of international law. There is a basic principle of law that you cannot sell what you do not own (lawyers like to use the Latin "nemo dat quod non habet" - nobody can give what they do not have). As this guy does
More [lunar] light on the subject (Score:2, Funny)
CONSIDER MY CONDITION (Score:2)
CONSIDER MY CONDITION
I presume this letter will come to you as a suprise,but as things unfold,we will know each other better and how I got your contact.I will start by introducing myself to you, I am Chief Jackson Gaius Obaseki,the Group Managing Director and Chief Executive of Nigeria National Lunar Estate Corporation (NNLEC) I am very sure that you will be of a good assistance after carefully reading my letter....
This is all fine... (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:This is all fine... (Score:5, Insightful)
Declare sovereignty (Score:3, Insightful)
That's crap. If you have the resources to get your butt onto the moon and establish a permanent presence, you should just declare yourself to be a sovereign state and tell the rest of the world to "f*ck off."
Be prepared to defend your new turf, however. Nothing gets a country's attention as much as someone attempting to declare sovereignty in a ve
Re:This is all fine... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:This is all fine... (Score:4, Insightful)
That's where targeting systems come in handy
It takes only a fraction as much fuel to lift a huge chunk of rock off the moon into orbit, than it would from Earth...
Aim a giant moon-rock at Washington, give it a little push, and your government problems are solved.
Screw the Moon (Score:2, Funny)
Forget Pluto though. That's Disney's territory.
The Man Who Sold the Moon (Score:2)
Why not do it the old fashioned way? (Score:2)
Who will enforce it? (Score:3, Funny)
The law on the moon... (Score:3, Interesting)
Biggest Landgrab in History (Score:4, Interesting)
Of course none of the Outer Space Treaty actually matters since the truth is that land, as always, will belong to he (or she) who can claim it and defend it afterwards! We don't need no stinking treaty.