Cyborg Cells Sense Humidity 100
Gadgetizer writes "Mark Peplow over at Nature.com published this story on 'Cellborg Technology' yesterday: "Living bacteria have been incorporated into an electronic circuit to produce a sensitive humidity gauge. The device unites microbe and machine, taking advantage of the properties of both to make for a supersensitive sensor. "As far as we know, this is the first report of using microorganisms to make an electronic device," says Ravi Saraf, a chemist from the University of Nebraska, Lincoln, who developed the 'cellborg' with his student Vikas Berry."
I've always wondered... (Score:5, Funny)
...how the original Borg came about. It all starts with harmless Cellborgs, then you link them to a massive interconnected network, and then they start thinking on their own. And then they take over.
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Re:slashdot's new motto (Score:3, Funny)
"Dupes for nerds. Stuff that repeats. Dupes for nerds."
Ok, I admit I didn't even check to see if it was really a dupe. But I couldn't miss the joke.
Robocop! (Score:2)
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I couldn't resist (Score:1)
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I see the future (Score:5, Funny)
Science fiction has failed us yet again. It's clear that the real cyborgs will simply have great skill at predicting the weather.
Go figure.
maybe, for now... (Score:5, Insightful)
Well, currently, even the best artificial limbs are a poor substitute for the genuine article. People get artificial limbs because they have lost their natural limbs, and have no other choice -- we do not hate or shun these people any more than we hate or shun people with any other disability. However, if artificial limbs become far superior to natural limbs, people will be able to choose whether they want their (perfectly healthy) natural limbs removed in favor of mechanical ones. At that point you will certainly have fear and loathing between the people who undergo the procedure (the superior beings) and the people who don't (the all-natural people).
I have a friend who would qualify as a "cyborg". He's hearing-impaired and has a Cochlear Implant [cochlear.com]. Social-wise, it's kind of a mixed bag. On one side of the coin, people in general are fascinated by the prospect of restoring hearing that was lost and the very idea of having a biological implant in his head. On the other side, however, the Deaf community generally shuns them as their equivalent of "tools of Satan."
I think that you're always going to have people that favor the "natural" over the man-made, even to the point where they're completely separated from society (think about how we talk about the Amish)
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Re:maybe, for now... (Score:2)
I'm sorry, but I don't get it... I could understand that maybe a small minority doesn't want these implants for some vague reasons, but calling it a tool of Satan??? Have people gone completely bonkers?
Re:maybe, for now... (Score:2)
Re:maybe, for now... (Score:2)
What if someone tomorrow invented a new computer that never required programmers, you just told it what you wanted and it would do it. People who aren't programmers would think it's great, a lot of programmers who do it for a slave job would be overjoyed, and a lot of the hard core programmers who enjoy it and are really good at it wou
Re:maybe, for now... (Score:1)
Where have you been. People whent Completly Bonkers about 100 years ago. Its a Madness that has devolved into the pure, well, Madness that exists today. So yes, people have gone completely bonkers, and they did it some time ago.
In other news: You must be new here.
Re:maybe, for now... (Score:1)
Is it just me or is that incredibly funny, coming from someone who, clearly, believes in imaginary, supernatural beings?
Re:tools of satan? (Score:1)
On the other hand, probably a pretty good portion of deaf people have been deaf long enough (and through development) that they are not receptive to brain interfaces such as this anymore.
When you lose your hearing young (or never had it), you lose (or never make) the brain
It's All Gone Pete Tong (Score:2)
Re:maybe, for now... (Score:2)
However, if artificial limbs become far superior to natural limbs, people will be able to choose whether they want their (perfectly healthy) natural limbs removed in favor of mechanical ones.
No, I strongly doubt that. In that era, it should be just as easy to produce a removable exoskeleton as it would to fabricate a replacement limb. Imagine having 4 arms, or to have "go-go-gadget" pogo legs.
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Re:I see the future (Score:1)
Now I know how to.... (Score:2)
Now I know how to get rid of those pesky squirrels... all I need is a hungry borg lawn robot...
Re:Now I know how to.... (Score:2)
Yeah, BUT... (Score:1, Funny)
I submitted this with a better headline... (Score:2)
Matrix (Score:3, Interesting)
Now all we need is intelligent machines, a war, and a Neo.
Re:Matrix (Score:1)
Re:Matrix (Score:1)
Now all we need is intelligent machines, a war, and a Neo.
If you can't outwit Keanu Reeves, you don't qualify for the tag 'intelligent machine'.
Re:Matrix (Score:2)
Single cell is easy (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Single cell is easy (Score:2)
New book... (Score:5, Funny)
Now at bookstores:
Quality-Control In Microbial Manufacturing
Chapter 1: Maintaining a dirty-room enivronment
Chapter 2: Preventing evolution
Re:New book... (Score:2, Funny)
Overlords (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Overlords (Score:1)
I for one, welcome our bacterial overlords.
Ditto, hopefully they'll introduce some tired old catchphrases that I'm not familiar with yet.
Accurate readings? (Score:4, Funny)
Current humidity is 70 perce -- AH CHOO! -- 90 percent.
Re:Accurate readings? (Score:1)
At least this is just a really good humidity sensor, and not a life support system or something.
Maybe the next step is to incorporate an auto-immune system into the works.
FIGHT THEM COMPUTER BUGS!!!
Re:Inventors? (Score:2, Informative)
I'm sure they probably felt the same angst that white Americans feel now when European settlers started invading their lands, taking all of the jobs and using all of the local services.
Chief Running Cloud probably had a strong election-year platform o
Re:Inventors? (Score:2)
But, just to prod: your argument about the Indians and the first American settlers is pretty counterproductive. If anything, it suggests we SHOULD be worried about immigrants instead of welcoming them.
Re:Inventors? (Score:2)
So what makes you think I wasn't?
Re:Inventors? (Score:2)
Re:Inventors? (Score:2)
Well there's a standard all comedy should be measured against.
But that may very well be my problem, not yours...
I think you need to avoid reading too much into Slashdot posts.
Just go with the flow. I know your in school and all and everything is uber-competative where you study, but on the outside world most folks are nearly so serious.
Re:Inventors? (Score:2)
Re:Inventors? (Score:2)
It was just an observation. Again, don't read too much into my posts.
It's more that it's hard to know when people are joking in text.
You seemed to find humor in the post that preceded my original observation. It must not be *that* difficult.
If I'd been observant enough to notice the cato.org URL, I would've known you couldn't possibly have been serious.
Ummmmm... I guess I don't make the connection between being a libertarian and my comments about Americ
Re:Inventors? (Score:2)
I'm a libertarian, and I've NEVER met a fellow libertarian who was politically correct or sanctimoneous, so I would've interpreted you differently had I known.
As far as your education goes, one of the project managers I work for graduated from MIT in the mid-1970's. He said it was the most fun he ever had in school. I guess my comment was more just my passing along his advice
Re:Inventors? (Score:2)
In fairness, I think the OP was making an anti-anti-Indian point, not an anti-Indian one.
Wow, great invention (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wow, great invention (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Wow, great invention (Score:1)
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Did anyone else misread that headline? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Did anyone else misread that headline? (Score:1)
(The story seemed far less exciting once I read the title properly.)
I wonder how long it will be... (Score:1, Funny)
Doesn't seem to rely on living cells (Score:5, Interesting)
In any event, it does suggest an approach to more sensitive humidity detectors using gold-coated hydrophilic particles. Replacing the bacteria with some other polymer capsules could lead to a more repeatable sensor with ultra-high sensitivity.
NO!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, the Humanity (Score:1)
I nearly broke down into a "Must free these forms of life from their shackles of our egos!" tirade, but then I realized I think cyborgs kick ass.
Pimp My Bacterium! (Score:4, Funny)
The resulting layer of gold nanoparticles bristling from each bacterium carries electrical currents through the device.
Pimp my Bacterium!
Whenever someone covers anything in gold I'd say it deserves the "Pimp My X" moniker.
Using microbacterials to test for impotency. (Score:2)
Re:Using microbacterials to test for impotency. (Score:2)
Re:Using microbacterials to test for impotency. (Score:1)
I can't wait until they come up with a test that can determine the severity of a man's impotency by merely testing a few flakes of penis skin.
An interesting idea although I worry for the test monkeys who'll be forced to watch the Bea Arthur sex tape (complete with Clockwork eye clamps).
Another notable first... (Score:5, Insightful)
Perhaps because they're Indian. (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:Perhaps because they're Indian. (Score:2)
I don't know about Indians in the US, but as far as I know, theres the usual degree of back stabbing and meanness etc. in Indian academia as anywhere else - if anything I'd say theres more chance of a Indian grad student not getting credit simply because the prof assumes that he's the prof so he should get the credit.
I though it said (Score:1)
I Mis-read the title as... (Score:1)
Cyborg Cells Sense Stupidity
And inmediately wanted a pietri dish filled with 'em... then read it again. Still, I think sensing stupidity would be more useful...
Meh... (Score:2, Insightful)
Tongue Twister (Score:1)
How much can it last (Score:1)
Completely offtopic, 700 acres wifi story? (Score:1)
Now a couple of hours later, I wanted to read more and I got the "Nothing to be seen here, please move along." page.
Why did the story dissappear?
Anyone else noticed? It had only 1 comment when I saw it.
It should be between "Vintage Computer Festival 8.0" and "Zombie Lurch".
It was linking to this story [cnn.com].
The government doesn't like us anymore?
Re:Completely offtopic, 700 acres wifi story? (Score:2)
Cyborg Cells Sense Humidity (Score:2)
Not exactly the first.. (Score:2)
Human rights (Score:3, Funny)
You know, someday we're going to come to that crossroad... Then , it may not be bacteria we'll talking about but other lifeforms more dear to us.
Am I the only one...? (Score:1)
Kind of makes you wonder... (Score:1)
In the why-stop-there-dept....
If we string together some dead bacteria and produce humidity sensor it's a good thing, but if we come up with ANY novel applications for discarded human embryos and dead fetuses it's a bad thing.
Can't we just throw all these obsolete and silly morals out the window, replace a baby's brain with an embedded single board computer, run Linux on, and mod the hell out of it?
Re:Kind of makes you wonder... (Score:2)
The bacteria just have a very poor advocacy group.
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The end is nigh (Score:1)